Play by Play
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| Harbor Hawks 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Nine Inch Nails over the middle, caught (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jahdae Barron] | Replay |
| 14:26 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 35 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Lord Chade up the left side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Flip Healy] | Replay |
| 13:59 | 3rd & 2 | OWN 39.5 | Alice Cooper rush to the right (5 yd gain) [tackle: Ball Hawk] | Replay |
| 13:22 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44.5 | A Perfect Circle rush to the right (no gain) [tackle: Lead By Chaos] | Replay |
| 12:53 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 44.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple up the left side [deflected by Nick Collins] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:48 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 44.5 | Weird Al Yankovic bad pass to Fleetwood Mac, hurried by Shariff Lowe, over the middle [deflected by Ball Hawk] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 12:44 | 4th & 10 | OWN 44.5 | Punt by James Taylor, 43 yd, fielded by Human Joystick (15 yd return) [tackle: The Eagles] | Replay |
| WAR MACHINE 12:37 | ||||
| 12:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 27 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to Full of Backs up the right side, caught [missed tackle: Molly Hatchet] (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Grand Funk Railroad] | Replay |
| 12:11 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 32 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to Smokey Gordon up the right side, caught [TD] (68 yd gain) | Replay |
| 12:03 | Extra point attempted by Kickin Deep, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Harbor Hawks 12:03 | ||||
| 12:03 | Kickoff by Kickin Deep, 73 yd, fielded by The Doors (15.5 yd return) [Big Hit diving tackle: Knock it Out] | Replay | ||
| 12:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 12 | Alice Cooper screen pass to A Perfect Circle to the left side [deflected by Nick Collins] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:56 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 12 | Weird Al Yankovic bad pass to Deep Purple, hurried by Lead By Chaos, up the right side [deflected by Jahdae Barron] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 11:50 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 12 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Fleetwood Mac up the right side, jumping catch attempt, caught (30 yd gain) [tackle: Jahdae Barron] | Replay |
| 11:11 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42 | Alice Cooper pitch to A Perfect Circle to the left (1 yd loss) [Monster Hit tackle: Stuffed Up] | Replay |
| 10:39 | 2nd & 11 | OWN 40.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to A Perfect Circle [missed tackle: Ball Hawk] to the right (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Cover Your Ends Jr.] | Replay |
| 10:04 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 43.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer up the right side [deflected by Cover Your Ends Jr.] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:59 | 4th & 8 | OWN 43.5 | Punt by James Taylor, 52 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| WAR MACHINE 9:54 | ||||
| 9:54 | 1st & 10 | OWN 4 | Gunnar Witherspoon bad pass to The Illusionist over the middle [deflected by The Ramones] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 9:50 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 4 | Bam Noel rush [missed diving tackle: Liveship Paragon (Hurdle)] up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Stevie Wonder] | Replay |
| 9:16 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 6.5 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to The Illusionist over the middle (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:12 | 4th & 7 | OWN 6.5 | Punt by Puntin Long, 66 yd, fielded by The Doors (9 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Knock it Out] | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 9:03 | ||||
| 9:03 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer over the middle intercepted by Mr Lockdown (0 yd return) [diving tackle: FitzChivalry Farseer] | Replay |
| WAR MACHINE 8:59 | ||||
| 8:59 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47.5 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to The Illusionist over the middle, caught (8.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Steely Dan] | Replay |
| 8:34 | 2nd & 1.5 | OPP 39 | Demonic Weapon rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Liveship Paragon] | Replay |
| 7:57 | 3rd & 0.5 | OPP 38 | Running Over You rush [missed tackle: AC- DC] up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: Liveship Paragon] | Replay |
| 7:21 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34 | Gunnar Witherspoon sacked by Dire Straits (6 yd loss) | Replay |
| 6:39 | 2nd & 16 | OPP 40 | Mcjiggy With It rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Justen Time] | Replay |
| 6:11 | 3rd & 14.5 | OPP 38.5 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to Tatum Bell up the right side [deflected by Stevie Wonder] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:06 | 4th & 14.5 | OPP 38.5 | 55.5 yd field goal attempted by Kickin Deep, missed | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 6:01 | ||||
| 6:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | Alice Cooper pitch to Iron Maiden to the left (12.5 yd gain) [tackle: Shariff Lowe] | Replay |
| 5:31 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49 | Alice Cooper pitch to Iron Maiden to the left (3.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Captain Of The Defense] | Replay |
| 4:49 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 45.5 | Iron Maiden rush to the left (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Setting The Edge] | Replay |
| 4:20 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 41.5 | Iron Maiden rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Captain Of The Defense] | Replay |
| 3:48 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Def Leppard over the middle, caught (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Mr Lockdown] | Replay |
| 3:20 | 2nd & 3.5 | OPP 32 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to Iron Maiden to the left (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Captain Of The Defense] | Replay |
| 2:46 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 30.5 | Iron Maiden rush to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: Shariff Lowe] | Replay |
| 2:31 | 1st & 10 | OPP 27.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Fleetwood Mac up the left side, caught (27.5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 2:25 | Extra point attempted by Ben Folds, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| WAR MACHINE 2:25 | ||||
| 2:25 | Kickoff by Ben Folds, 82 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 2:25 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to Grey Hound over the middle, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Night Eyes] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 24.5 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to Grey Hound over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Ram Jam [deflected by Ram Jam] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:56 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 24.5 | Running Over You rush [missed tackle: Van Halen] up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: The Rolling Stones] | Replay |
| 1:52 | 4th & 3 | OWN 27 | Defensive Timeout Called: Harbor Hawks | Replay |
| 1:52 | 4th & 3 | OWN 27 | Punt by Puntin Long, 50 yd, fielded by The Doors (fair catch) | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 1:46 | ||||
| 1:46 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to A Perfect Circle to the right (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Zontavious Dot-Henderson] | Replay |
| 1:31 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 24 | Alice Cooper pitch to Iron Maiden to the left (2 yd loss) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Captain Of The Defense] | Replay |
| 1:28 | 3rd & 11 | OWN 21.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Harbor Hawks | Replay |
| 1:28 | 3rd & 11 | OWN 21.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer up the right side, caught (23.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Charles Woodson] | Replay |
| 1:07 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Nine Inch Nails up the right side, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: Liability CB] | Replay |
| 0:48 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 49.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to A Perfect Circle to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: Super Tackler] | Replay |
| 0:44 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 46.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Harbor Hawks | Replay |
| 0:44 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 46.5 | Iron Maiden rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Captain Of The Defense] | Replay |
| 0:28 | 4th & 0.5 | OPP 45 | 62 yd field goal attempted by Ben Folds, missed | Replay |
| WAR MACHINE 0:24 | ||||
| 0:24 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to The Illusionist up the right side [deflected by Grand Funk Railroad] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:20 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 45 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to Demonic Weapon over the middle, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Night Eyes] | Replay |