Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| WAR MACHINE 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Ben Folds, 80.5 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to Scary Terry over the middle [deflected by Molly Hatchet] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:57 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20 | Mcjiggy With It rush [missed tackle: Motör head] to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jefferson Airplane] | Replay |
| 14:15 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 22.5 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to Tatum Bell over the middle, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Molly Hatchet] | Replay |
| 13:33 | 4th & 1 | OWN 29 | Bam Noel rush to the right (4 yd gain) [tackle: The Rolling Stones] | Replay |
| 13:06 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33 | Mcjiggy With It rush [missed diving tackle: Motör head (Hurdle)] to the left (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Brant Mitchell] | Replay |
| 12:41 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 37 | Mcjiggy With It rush to the left (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Doobie Brothers] | Replay |
| 11:58 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 38.5 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to Demonic Weapon over the middle, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: Molly Hatchet] | Replay |
| 11:33 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45.5 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to The Art of Laziness over the middle, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Stevie Wonder] | Replay |
| 11:06 | 2nd & 2 | OPP 46.5 | Running Over You rush [missed diving tackle: Night Eyes (Power Through)] up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Justen Time] | Replay |
| 10:33 | 3rd & 0.5 | OPP 45.5 | Bam Noel rush to the left (4 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Liveship Paragon] | Replay |
| 10:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 41 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to Secret Blocker up the left side [deflected by Ram Jam] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:56 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 41 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to The Illusionist over the middle, caught (12.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Justen Time] | Replay |
| 9:13 | 1st & 10 | OPP 28.5 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to Tatum Bell over the middle, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: Stevie Wonder] | Replay |
| 8:39 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 24.5 | Mcjiggy With It rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: The Doobie Brothers] | Replay |
| 7:59 | 3rd & 4.5 | OPP 23 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to Smokey Gordon over the middle, caught (10 yd gain) [tackle: Steely Dan] | Replay |
| 7:26 | 1st & 10 | OPP 13.5 | Mcjiggy With It rush to the right (no gain) [tackle: Grand Funk Railroad] | Replay |
| 7:03 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 13 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to Tatum Bell over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Grand Funk Railroad [deflected by Grand Funk Railroad] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:59 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 13 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to Tatum Bell up the right side intercepted by Rage Against the Machine (0 yd return) [diving tackle: Tatum Bell] | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 6:53 | ||||
| 6:53 | 1st & 10 | OWN 7 | Weird Al Yankovic bad pass to Fleetwood Mac over the middle [deflected by Emilio Lyle] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 6:50 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 7 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple up the right side (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:44 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 7 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to ZZ Top up the left side [deflected by Jahdae Barron] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:40 | 4th & 10 | OWN 7 | Punt by James Taylor, 45 yd, fielded by Human Joystick (fair catch) | Replay |
| WAR MACHINE 6:33 | ||||
| 6:33 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48 | Demonic Weapon rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Allman Brothers] | Replay |
| 6:02 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 48 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to Grey Hound up the left side [deflected by Motör head] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:58 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 48 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to The Illusionist over the middle intercepted by Led Zeppelin (-1 yd return) [diving tackle: The Illusionist] | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 5:54 | ||||
| 5:54 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29.5 | Weird Al Yankovic screen pass to A Perfect Circle to the right side, caught (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Liability CB] | Replay |
| 5:28 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 31 | Iron Maiden rush to the left (5 yd gain) [tackle: Captain Of The Defense] | Replay |
| 4:56 | 3rd & 3.5 | OWN 36 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Def Leppard over the middle, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Mr Lockdown] | Replay |
| 4:31 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42.5 | Weird Al Yankovic screen pass to A Perfect Circle to the right side, caught (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lead By Chaos] | Replay |
| 4:02 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 46.5 | Weird Al Yankovic screen pass to A Perfect Circle to the left side [deflected by Chris McAlister] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:57 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 46.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Fleetwood Mac over the middle, caught (25 yd gain) [tackle: Ball Hawk] | Replay |
| 3:17 | 1st & 10 | OPP 28.5 | Iron Maiden rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: B.J. Raji] | Replay |
| 2:50 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 25 | Alice Cooper pitch to Iron Maiden to the left (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Emilio Lyle] | Replay |
| 2:09 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 22 | Weird Al Yankovic screen pass to Caravan Palace to the right side, caught [TD] (22 yd gain) | Replay |
| 2:02 | Extra point attempted by Ben Folds, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| WAR MACHINE 2:02 | ||||
| 2:02 | Kickoff by Ben Folds, 77 yd, fielded by Human Joystick, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 2:02 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Mcjiggy With It rush to the right (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Venom Poison Marcum] | Replay |
| 1:29 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 21 | Mcjiggy With It rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Stevie Wonder] | Replay |
| 0:58 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 24.5 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to The Illusionist over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Molly Hatchet [deflected by Molly Hatchet] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:55 | 4th & 5.5 | OWN 24.5 | Punt by Puntin Long, 54 yd, fielded by The Doors (5 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Knock em Out] | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 0:47 | ||||
| 0:47 | 1st & 10 | OWN 26 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to A Perfect Circle to the right (3 yd gain) [tackle: Ball Hawk] | Replay |
| 0:05 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 28.5 | Iron Maiden rush to the left (3 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Heavy Hitting Beast] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 31.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Def Leppard over the middle, caught (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Zontavious Dot-Henderson] | Replay |
| 14:25 | 4th & inches | OWN 35.5 | Alice Cooper rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Zontavious Dot-Henderson] | Replay |
| 13:54 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38 | A Perfect Circle rush to the right (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Lead By Chaos] | Replay |
| 13:17 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 38.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple over the middle, caught (27.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jahdae Barron] | Replay |
| 12:51 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to The Fool up the right side, out of bounds [deflected by Liability CB] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:46 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 34.5 | Alice Cooper rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Hittin Hard] | Replay |
| 12:10 | 3rd & 8.5 | OPP 33 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to ZZ Top up the left side, caught (11 yd gain) [tackle: Shariff Lowe] | Replay |
| 11:32 | 1st & 10 | OPP 22 | Iron Maiden rush [missed diving tackle: Captain Of The Defense (Power Through)] to the left (10.5 yd gain) [tackle: Liability CB] | Replay |
| 11:06 | 1st & 10 | OPP 11.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Def Leppard over the middle, caught (2 yd gain) [tackle: Emilio Lyle] | Replay |
| 10:33 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 9.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple over the middle, caught (9.5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 10:28 | Extra point attempted by Ben Folds, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| WAR MACHINE 10:28 | ||||
| 10:28 | Kickoff by Ben Folds, 63 yd, fielded by Human Joystick (18 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Bachman-Turner Overdrive] | Replay | ||
| 10:26 | 1st & 10 | OWN 25.5 | Mcjiggy With It rush to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: Brant Mitchell] | Replay |
| 9:56 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 28 | Mcjiggy With It rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Pink Floyd] | Replay |
| 9:14 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 31.5 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to The Illusionist over the middle, caught (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: Rage Against the Machine] | Replay |
| 8:31 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to The Art of Laziness up the right side, caught, knocked loose by Grand Funk Railroad [deflected by Grand Funk Railroad] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:26 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 40 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to Tatum Bell over the middle, caught (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: Rage Against the Machine] | Replay |
| 7:49 | 3rd & 1.5 | OWN 48.5 | Running Over You rush [missed tackle: Bachman-Turner Overdrive] to the right (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Brant Mitchell] | Replay |
| 7:17 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45.5 | Gunnar Witherspoon pitch to Bam Noel [missed diving tackle: Molly Hatchet (Hurdle)] to the right (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Stevie Wonder] | Replay |
| 6:49 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 43.5 | Running Over You rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lynryrd Skynyrd] | Replay |
| 6:13 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 41.5 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to The Art of Laziness up the right side, caught (12 yd gain) [tackle: Led Zeppelin] | Replay |
| 5:33 | 1st & 10 | OPP 29.5 | Mcjiggy With It rush to the right (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Brant Mitchell] | Replay |
| 4:51 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 28.5 | Mcjiggy With It rush [missed diving tackle: Venom Poison Marcum] to the right (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Bachman-Turner Overdrive] | Replay |
| 4:18 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 23.5 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to Demonic Weapon over the middle, caught [missed diving tackle: Led Zeppelin] [missed tackle: Molly Hatchet] (17 yd gain) [diving tackle: Rage Against the Machine] | Replay |
| 3:49 | 1st & G | OPP 6.5 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to Grey Hound over the middle, caught (6.5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 3:45 | Extra point attempted by Kickin Deep, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Harbor Hawks 3:45 | ||||
| 3:45 | Kickoff by Kickin Deep, 73 yd, fielded by The Doors (67 yd return) [diving tackle: Knock His Block Off] | Replay | ||
| 3:37 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to A Perfect Circle to the right (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ball Hawk] | Replay |
| 2:56 | 2nd & 4.5 | OPP 30.5 | Weird Al Yankovic screen pass to A Perfect Circle to the right side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ball Hawk] | Replay |
| 2:17 | 1st & 10 | OPP 25 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Fleetwood Mac over the middle, caught (25 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 2:13 | Extra point attempted by Ben Folds, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| WAR MACHINE 2:13 | ||||
| 2:13 | Kickoff by Ben Folds, 76 yd, fielded by Human Joystick, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 2:13 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Running Over You rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: Led Zeppelin] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 24 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to Tatum Bell over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: The Doobie Brothers] | Replay |
| 1:23 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to The Illusionist over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Dire Straits [deflected by Dire Straits] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 1:19 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 30 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to Tatum Bell over the middle, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: Grand Funk Railroad] | Replay |
| 0:44 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 37.5 | Bam Noel rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: AC- DC] | Replay |
| 0:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: WAR MACHINE | Replay |
| 0:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40.5 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to Tatum Bell over the middle, caught (11 yd gain) [tackle: Grand Funk Railroad] | Replay |
| 0:37 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: WAR MACHINE | Replay |
| 0:37 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48.5 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to The Art of Laziness over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Dire Straits [deflected by Dire Straits] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:34 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 48.5 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to The Illusionist over the middle, caught (11.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Justen Time] | Replay |
| 0:12 | 1st & 10 | OPP 37 | 54 yd field goal attempted by Kickin Deep, made [FG] | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 0:08 | ||||
| 0:08 | Kickoff by Kickin Deep, 68 yd, fielded by The Doors (24 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Knock em Out] | Replay | ||
| 0:05 | 1st & 10 | OWN 26 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer over the middle, caught (10 yd gain) [tackle: Cover Your Ends Jr.] | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Kickin Deep, 78 yd, fielded by The Doors, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Alice Cooper pitch to A Perfect Circle [missed tackle: Mr Lockdown (Power Through)] to the right (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lead By Chaos] | Replay |
| 14:17 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 22.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to The Fool over the middle, caught (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Charles Woodson] | Replay |
| 13:43 | 3rd & 2 | OWN 28 | Iron Maiden rush to the left (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Captain Of The Defense] | Replay |
| 13:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Def Leppard up the left side, caught (3 yd gain) [tackle: Emilio Lyle] | Replay |
| 12:32 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 36.5 | Weird Al Yankovic screen pass to A Perfect Circle to the right side, caught (2 yd loss) [diving tackle: Charles Woodson] | Replay |
| 12:00 | 3rd & 9 | OWN 35 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to ZZ Top up the left side intercepted by Charles Woodson (2 yd return) [diving tackle: ZZ Top] | Replay |
| WAR MACHINE 11:55 | ||||
| 11:55 | 1st & 10 | OPP 41.5 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to The Art of Laziness over the middle, caught (8.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Stevie Wonder] | Replay |
| 11:19 | 2nd & 1.5 | OPP 33 | Demonic Weapon rush up the middle (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: The Who] | Replay |
| 10:49 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 33.5 | Running Over You rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Liveship Paragon] | Replay |
| 10:13 | 4th & inches | OPP 31.5 | Running Over You rush [missed tackle: Led Zeppelin (Power Through)] to the right (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Ramones] | Replay |
| 9:43 | 1st & 10 | OPP 24.5 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to Scary Terry over the middle, caught, knocked loose by The Eagles [deflected by The Eagles] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:40 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 24.5 | Demonic Weapon rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Van Halen] | Replay |
| 9:14 | 3rd & 8 | OPP 22 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to The Art of Laziness over the middle, caught (12 yd gain) [tackle: Stevie Wonder] | Replay |
| 8:39 | 1st & 10 | OPP 10.5 | Running Over You rush to the left (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Molly Hatchet] | Replay |
| 8:10 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 7 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to Grey Hound over the middle, caught (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dire Straits] | Replay |
| 7:42 | 1st & G | OPP 0.5 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to The Illusionist over the middle, caught (0.5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 7:39 | Extra point attempted by Kickin Deep, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Harbor Hawks 7:39 | ||||
| 7:39 | Kickoff by Kickin Deep, 72 yd, fielded by The Doors (17 yd return) [diving tackle: Threatening Beast] | Replay | ||
| 7:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 15.5 | Iron Maiden rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Setting The Edge] | Replay |
| 7:09 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 17 | Alice Cooper screen pass to A Perfect Circle to the left side, caught (13.5 yd gain) [tackle: Liability CB] | Replay |
| 6:35 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30.5 | A Perfect Circle rush to the right (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Knock His Block Off] | Replay |
| 6:10 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 35 | Alice Cooper rush to the right (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Zontavious Dot-Henderson] | Replay |
| 5:29 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 35.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to ZZ Top up the left side intercepted by Flip Healy (0 yd return) [tackle: ZZ Top] | Replay |
| WAR MACHINE 5:26 | ||||
| 5:26 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47.5 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to Tatum Bell, hurried by Van Halen, over the middle, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: Justen Time] | Replay |
| 4:59 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 43.5 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to Tatum Bell over the middle, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Grand Funk Railroad] | Replay |
| 4:17 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to Grey Hound over the middle, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: Rage Against the Machine] | Replay |
| 3:54 | 2nd & 3 | OPP 26.5 | Bam Noel rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Lynryrd Skynyrd] | Replay |
| 3:24 | 1st & 10 | OPP 23 | Mcjiggy With It rush to the left (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Venom Poison Marcum] | Replay |
| 2:55 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 19.5 | Gunnar Witherspoon bad pass to The Illusionist over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 2:51 | 3rd & 6.5 | OPP 19.5 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to Demonic Weapon over the middle, caught [missed diving tackle: Led Zeppelin] (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Stevie Wonder] | Replay |
| 2:18 | 1st & 10 | OPP 12 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to The Art of Laziness over the middle, diving catch attempt (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:13 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 12 | Mcjiggy With It rush to the right (8.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: The Rolling Stones] | Replay |
| 1:37 | 3rd & 1.5 | OPP 3 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to The Illusionist over the middle, caught [TD] (3 yd gain) | Replay |
| 1:34 | Extra point attempted by Kickin Deep, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Harbor Hawks 1:34 | ||||
| 1:34 | Kickoff by Kickin Deep, 74 yd, fielded by The Doors, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 1:34 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Weird Al Yankovic screen pass to A Perfect Circle to the left side, caught, knocked loose by Stuffed Up [deflected by Stuffed Up] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:30 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20 | A Perfect Circle rush to the right (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ball Hawk] | Replay |
| 0:58 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 24.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to ZZ Top up the left side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Charles Woodson] | Replay |
| 0:22 | 4th & 0.5 | OWN 29.5 | Alice Cooper rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: B.J. Raji] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Nine Inch Nails over the middle, caught (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jahdae Barron] | Replay |
| 14:26 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 35 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Lord Chade up the left side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Flip Healy] | Replay |
| 13:59 | 3rd & 2 | OWN 39.5 | Alice Cooper rush to the right (5 yd gain) [tackle: Ball Hawk] | Replay |
| 13:22 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44.5 | A Perfect Circle rush to the right (no gain) [tackle: Lead By Chaos] | Replay |
| 12:53 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 44.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple up the left side [deflected by Nick Collins] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:48 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 44.5 | Weird Al Yankovic bad pass to Fleetwood Mac, hurried by Shariff Lowe, over the middle [deflected by Ball Hawk] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 12:44 | 4th & 10 | OWN 44.5 | Punt by James Taylor, 43 yd, fielded by Human Joystick (15 yd return) [tackle: The Eagles] | Replay |
| WAR MACHINE 12:37 | ||||
| 12:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 27 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to Full of Backs up the right side, caught [missed tackle: Molly Hatchet] (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Grand Funk Railroad] | Replay |
| 12:11 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 32 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to Smokey Gordon up the right side, caught [TD] (68 yd gain) | Replay |
| 12:03 | Extra point attempted by Kickin Deep, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Harbor Hawks 12:03 | ||||
| 12:03 | Kickoff by Kickin Deep, 73 yd, fielded by The Doors (15.5 yd return) [Big Hit diving tackle: Knock it Out] | Replay | ||
| 12:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 12 | Alice Cooper screen pass to A Perfect Circle to the left side [deflected by Nick Collins] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:56 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 12 | Weird Al Yankovic bad pass to Deep Purple, hurried by Lead By Chaos, up the right side [deflected by Jahdae Barron] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 11:50 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 12 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Fleetwood Mac up the right side, jumping catch attempt, caught (30 yd gain) [tackle: Jahdae Barron] | Replay |
| 11:11 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42 | Alice Cooper pitch to A Perfect Circle to the left (1 yd loss) [Monster Hit tackle: Stuffed Up] | Replay |
| 10:39 | 2nd & 11 | OWN 40.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to A Perfect Circle [missed tackle: Ball Hawk] to the right (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Cover Your Ends Jr.] | Replay |
| 10:04 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 43.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer up the right side [deflected by Cover Your Ends Jr.] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:59 | 4th & 8 | OWN 43.5 | Punt by James Taylor, 52 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| WAR MACHINE 9:54 | ||||
| 9:54 | 1st & 10 | OWN 4 | Gunnar Witherspoon bad pass to The Illusionist over the middle [deflected by The Ramones] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 9:50 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 4 | Bam Noel rush [missed diving tackle: Liveship Paragon (Hurdle)] up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Stevie Wonder] | Replay |
| 9:16 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 6.5 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to The Illusionist over the middle (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:12 | 4th & 7 | OWN 6.5 | Punt by Puntin Long, 66 yd, fielded by The Doors (9 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Knock it Out] | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 9:03 | ||||
| 9:03 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer over the middle intercepted by Mr Lockdown (0 yd return) [diving tackle: FitzChivalry Farseer] | Replay |
| WAR MACHINE 8:59 | ||||
| 8:59 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47.5 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to The Illusionist over the middle, caught (8.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Steely Dan] | Replay |
| 8:34 | 2nd & 1.5 | OPP 39 | Demonic Weapon rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Liveship Paragon] | Replay |
| 7:57 | 3rd & 0.5 | OPP 38 | Running Over You rush [missed tackle: AC- DC] up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: Liveship Paragon] | Replay |
| 7:21 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34 | Gunnar Witherspoon sacked by Dire Straits (6 yd loss) | Replay |
| 6:39 | 2nd & 16 | OPP 40 | Mcjiggy With It rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Justen Time] | Replay |
| 6:11 | 3rd & 14.5 | OPP 38.5 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to Tatum Bell up the right side [deflected by Stevie Wonder] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:06 | 4th & 14.5 | OPP 38.5 | 55.5 yd field goal attempted by Kickin Deep, missed | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 6:01 | ||||
| 6:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | Alice Cooper pitch to Iron Maiden to the left (12.5 yd gain) [tackle: Shariff Lowe] | Replay |
| 5:31 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49 | Alice Cooper pitch to Iron Maiden to the left (3.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Captain Of The Defense] | Replay |
| 4:49 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 45.5 | Iron Maiden rush to the left (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Setting The Edge] | Replay |
| 4:20 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 41.5 | Iron Maiden rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Captain Of The Defense] | Replay |
| 3:48 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Def Leppard over the middle, caught (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Mr Lockdown] | Replay |
| 3:20 | 2nd & 3.5 | OPP 32 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to Iron Maiden to the left (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Captain Of The Defense] | Replay |
| 2:46 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 30.5 | Iron Maiden rush to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: Shariff Lowe] | Replay |
| 2:31 | 1st & 10 | OPP 27.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Fleetwood Mac up the left side, caught (27.5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 2:25 | Extra point attempted by Ben Folds, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| WAR MACHINE 2:25 | ||||
| 2:25 | Kickoff by Ben Folds, 82 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 2:25 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to Grey Hound over the middle, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Night Eyes] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 24.5 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to Grey Hound over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Ram Jam [deflected by Ram Jam] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:56 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 24.5 | Running Over You rush [missed tackle: Van Halen] up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: The Rolling Stones] | Replay |
| 1:52 | 4th & 3 | OWN 27 | Defensive Timeout Called: Harbor Hawks | Replay |
| 1:52 | 4th & 3 | OWN 27 | Punt by Puntin Long, 50 yd, fielded by The Doors (fair catch) | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 1:46 | ||||
| 1:46 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to A Perfect Circle to the right (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Zontavious Dot-Henderson] | Replay |
| 1:31 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 24 | Alice Cooper pitch to Iron Maiden to the left (2 yd loss) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Captain Of The Defense] | Replay |
| 1:28 | 3rd & 11 | OWN 21.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Harbor Hawks | Replay |
| 1:28 | 3rd & 11 | OWN 21.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer up the right side, caught (23.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Charles Woodson] | Replay |
| 1:07 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Nine Inch Nails up the right side, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: Liability CB] | Replay |
| 0:48 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 49.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to A Perfect Circle to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: Super Tackler] | Replay |
| 0:44 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 46.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Harbor Hawks | Replay |
| 0:44 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 46.5 | Iron Maiden rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Captain Of The Defense] | Replay |
| 0:28 | 4th & 0.5 | OPP 45 | 62 yd field goal attempted by Ben Folds, missed | Replay |
| WAR MACHINE 0:24 | ||||
| 0:24 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to The Illusionist up the right side [deflected by Grand Funk Railroad] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:20 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 45 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to Demonic Weapon over the middle, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Night Eyes] | Replay |