Play by Play
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| Harbor Hawks 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Kickin Deep, 78 yd, fielded by The Doors, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Alice Cooper pitch to A Perfect Circle [missed tackle: Mr Lockdown (Power Through)] to the right (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lead By Chaos] | Replay |
| 14:17 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 22.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to The Fool over the middle, caught (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Charles Woodson] | Replay |
| 13:43 | 3rd & 2 | OWN 28 | Iron Maiden rush to the left (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Captain Of The Defense] | Replay |
| 13:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Def Leppard up the left side, caught (3 yd gain) [tackle: Emilio Lyle] | Replay |
| 12:32 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 36.5 | Weird Al Yankovic screen pass to A Perfect Circle to the right side, caught (2 yd loss) [diving tackle: Charles Woodson] | Replay |
| 12:00 | 3rd & 9 | OWN 35 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to ZZ Top up the left side intercepted by Charles Woodson (2 yd return) [diving tackle: ZZ Top] | Replay |
| WAR MACHINE 11:55 | ||||
| 11:55 | 1st & 10 | OPP 41.5 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to The Art of Laziness over the middle, caught (8.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Stevie Wonder] | Replay |
| 11:19 | 2nd & 1.5 | OPP 33 | Demonic Weapon rush up the middle (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: The Who] | Replay |
| 10:49 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 33.5 | Running Over You rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Liveship Paragon] | Replay |
| 10:13 | 4th & inches | OPP 31.5 | Running Over You rush [missed tackle: Led Zeppelin (Power Through)] to the right (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Ramones] | Replay |
| 9:43 | 1st & 10 | OPP 24.5 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to Scary Terry over the middle, caught, knocked loose by The Eagles [deflected by The Eagles] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:40 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 24.5 | Demonic Weapon rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Van Halen] | Replay |
| 9:14 | 3rd & 8 | OPP 22 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to The Art of Laziness over the middle, caught (12 yd gain) [tackle: Stevie Wonder] | Replay |
| 8:39 | 1st & 10 | OPP 10.5 | Running Over You rush to the left (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Molly Hatchet] | Replay |
| 8:10 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 7 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to Grey Hound over the middle, caught (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dire Straits] | Replay |
| 7:42 | 1st & G | OPP 0.5 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to The Illusionist over the middle, caught (0.5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 7:39 | Extra point attempted by Kickin Deep, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Harbor Hawks 7:39 | ||||
| 7:39 | Kickoff by Kickin Deep, 72 yd, fielded by The Doors (17 yd return) [diving tackle: Threatening Beast] | Replay | ||
| 7:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 15.5 | Iron Maiden rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Setting The Edge] | Replay |
| 7:09 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 17 | Alice Cooper screen pass to A Perfect Circle to the left side, caught (13.5 yd gain) [tackle: Liability CB] | Replay |
| 6:35 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30.5 | A Perfect Circle rush to the right (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Knock His Block Off] | Replay |
| 6:10 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 35 | Alice Cooper rush to the right (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Zontavious Dot-Henderson] | Replay |
| 5:29 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 35.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to ZZ Top up the left side intercepted by Flip Healy (0 yd return) [tackle: ZZ Top] | Replay |
| WAR MACHINE 5:26 | ||||
| 5:26 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47.5 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to Tatum Bell, hurried by Van Halen, over the middle, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: Justen Time] | Replay |
| 4:59 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 43.5 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to Tatum Bell over the middle, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Grand Funk Railroad] | Replay |
| 4:17 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to Grey Hound over the middle, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: Rage Against the Machine] | Replay |
| 3:54 | 2nd & 3 | OPP 26.5 | Bam Noel rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Lynryrd Skynyrd] | Replay |
| 3:24 | 1st & 10 | OPP 23 | Mcjiggy With It rush to the left (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Venom Poison Marcum] | Replay |
| 2:55 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 19.5 | Gunnar Witherspoon bad pass to The Illusionist over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 2:51 | 3rd & 6.5 | OPP 19.5 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to Demonic Weapon over the middle, caught [missed diving tackle: Led Zeppelin] (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Stevie Wonder] | Replay |
| 2:18 | 1st & 10 | OPP 12 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to The Art of Laziness over the middle, diving catch attempt (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:13 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 12 | Mcjiggy With It rush to the right (8.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: The Rolling Stones] | Replay |
| 1:37 | 3rd & 1.5 | OPP 3 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to The Illusionist over the middle, caught [TD] (3 yd gain) | Replay |
| 1:34 | Extra point attempted by Kickin Deep, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Harbor Hawks 1:34 | ||||
| 1:34 | Kickoff by Kickin Deep, 74 yd, fielded by The Doors, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 1:34 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Weird Al Yankovic screen pass to A Perfect Circle to the left side, caught, knocked loose by Stuffed Up [deflected by Stuffed Up] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:30 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20 | A Perfect Circle rush to the right (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ball Hawk] | Replay |
| 0:58 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 24.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to ZZ Top up the left side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Charles Woodson] | Replay |
| 0:22 | 4th & 0.5 | OWN 29.5 | Alice Cooper rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: B.J. Raji] | Replay |