Play by Play
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| Harbor Hawks 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 31.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Def Leppard over the middle, caught (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Zontavious Dot-Henderson] | Replay |
| 14:25 | 4th & inches | OWN 35.5 | Alice Cooper rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Zontavious Dot-Henderson] | Replay |
| 13:54 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38 | A Perfect Circle rush to the right (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Lead By Chaos] | Replay |
| 13:17 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 38.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple over the middle, caught (27.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jahdae Barron] | Replay |
| 12:51 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to The Fool up the right side, out of bounds [deflected by Liability CB] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:46 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 34.5 | Alice Cooper rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Hittin Hard] | Replay |
| 12:10 | 3rd & 8.5 | OPP 33 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to ZZ Top up the left side, caught (11 yd gain) [tackle: Shariff Lowe] | Replay |
| 11:32 | 1st & 10 | OPP 22 | Iron Maiden rush [missed diving tackle: Captain Of The Defense (Power Through)] to the left (10.5 yd gain) [tackle: Liability CB] | Replay |
| 11:06 | 1st & 10 | OPP 11.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Def Leppard over the middle, caught (2 yd gain) [tackle: Emilio Lyle] | Replay |
| 10:33 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 9.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple over the middle, caught (9.5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 10:28 | Extra point attempted by Ben Folds, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| WAR MACHINE 10:28 | ||||
| 10:28 | Kickoff by Ben Folds, 63 yd, fielded by Human Joystick (18 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Bachman-Turner Overdrive] | Replay | ||
| 10:26 | 1st & 10 | OWN 25.5 | Mcjiggy With It rush to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: Brant Mitchell] | Replay |
| 9:56 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 28 | Mcjiggy With It rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Pink Floyd] | Replay |
| 9:14 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 31.5 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to The Illusionist over the middle, caught (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: Rage Against the Machine] | Replay |
| 8:31 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to The Art of Laziness up the right side, caught, knocked loose by Grand Funk Railroad [deflected by Grand Funk Railroad] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:26 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 40 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to Tatum Bell over the middle, caught (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: Rage Against the Machine] | Replay |
| 7:49 | 3rd & 1.5 | OWN 48.5 | Running Over You rush [missed tackle: Bachman-Turner Overdrive] to the right (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Brant Mitchell] | Replay |
| 7:17 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45.5 | Gunnar Witherspoon pitch to Bam Noel [missed diving tackle: Molly Hatchet (Hurdle)] to the right (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Stevie Wonder] | Replay |
| 6:49 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 43.5 | Running Over You rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lynryrd Skynyrd] | Replay |
| 6:13 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 41.5 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to The Art of Laziness up the right side, caught (12 yd gain) [tackle: Led Zeppelin] | Replay |
| 5:33 | 1st & 10 | OPP 29.5 | Mcjiggy With It rush to the right (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Brant Mitchell] | Replay |
| 4:51 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 28.5 | Mcjiggy With It rush [missed diving tackle: Venom Poison Marcum] to the right (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Bachman-Turner Overdrive] | Replay |
| 4:18 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 23.5 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to Demonic Weapon over the middle, caught [missed diving tackle: Led Zeppelin] [missed tackle: Molly Hatchet] (17 yd gain) [diving tackle: Rage Against the Machine] | Replay |
| 3:49 | 1st & G | OPP 6.5 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to Grey Hound over the middle, caught (6.5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 3:45 | Extra point attempted by Kickin Deep, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Harbor Hawks 3:45 | ||||
| 3:45 | Kickoff by Kickin Deep, 73 yd, fielded by The Doors (67 yd return) [diving tackle: Knock His Block Off] | Replay | ||
| 3:37 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to A Perfect Circle to the right (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ball Hawk] | Replay |
| 2:56 | 2nd & 4.5 | OPP 30.5 | Weird Al Yankovic screen pass to A Perfect Circle to the right side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ball Hawk] | Replay |
| 2:17 | 1st & 10 | OPP 25 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Fleetwood Mac over the middle, caught (25 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 2:13 | Extra point attempted by Ben Folds, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| WAR MACHINE 2:13 | ||||
| 2:13 | Kickoff by Ben Folds, 76 yd, fielded by Human Joystick, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 2:13 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Running Over You rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: Led Zeppelin] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 24 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to Tatum Bell over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: The Doobie Brothers] | Replay |
| 1:23 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to The Illusionist over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Dire Straits [deflected by Dire Straits] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 1:19 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 30 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to Tatum Bell over the middle, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: Grand Funk Railroad] | Replay |
| 0:44 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 37.5 | Bam Noel rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: AC- DC] | Replay |
| 0:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: WAR MACHINE | Replay |
| 0:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40.5 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to Tatum Bell over the middle, caught (11 yd gain) [tackle: Grand Funk Railroad] | Replay |
| 0:37 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: WAR MACHINE | Replay |
| 0:37 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48.5 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to The Art of Laziness over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Dire Straits [deflected by Dire Straits] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:34 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 48.5 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to The Illusionist over the middle, caught (11.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Justen Time] | Replay |
| 0:12 | 1st & 10 | OPP 37 | 54 yd field goal attempted by Kickin Deep, made [FG] | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 0:08 | ||||
| 0:08 | Kickoff by Kickin Deep, 68 yd, fielded by The Doors (24 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Knock em Out] | Replay | ||
| 0:05 | 1st & 10 | OWN 26 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer over the middle, caught (10 yd gain) [tackle: Cover Your Ends Jr.] | Replay |