Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| WAR MACHINE 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Ben Folds, 80.5 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to Scary Terry over the middle [deflected by Molly Hatchet] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:57 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20 | Mcjiggy With It rush [missed tackle: Motör head] to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jefferson Airplane] | Replay |
| 14:15 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 22.5 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to Tatum Bell over the middle, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Molly Hatchet] | Replay |
| 13:33 | 4th & 1 | OWN 29 | Bam Noel rush to the right (4 yd gain) [tackle: The Rolling Stones] | Replay |
| 13:06 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33 | Mcjiggy With It rush [missed diving tackle: Motör head (Hurdle)] to the left (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Brant Mitchell] | Replay |
| 12:41 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 37 | Mcjiggy With It rush to the left (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Doobie Brothers] | Replay |
| 11:58 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 38.5 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to Demonic Weapon over the middle, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: Molly Hatchet] | Replay |
| 11:33 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45.5 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to The Art of Laziness over the middle, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Stevie Wonder] | Replay |
| 11:06 | 2nd & 2 | OPP 46.5 | Running Over You rush [missed diving tackle: Night Eyes (Power Through)] up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Justen Time] | Replay |
| 10:33 | 3rd & 0.5 | OPP 45.5 | Bam Noel rush to the left (4 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Liveship Paragon] | Replay |
| 10:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 41 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to Secret Blocker up the left side [deflected by Ram Jam] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:56 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 41 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to The Illusionist over the middle, caught (12.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Justen Time] | Replay |
| 9:13 | 1st & 10 | OPP 28.5 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to Tatum Bell over the middle, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: Stevie Wonder] | Replay |
| 8:39 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 24.5 | Mcjiggy With It rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: The Doobie Brothers] | Replay |
| 7:59 | 3rd & 4.5 | OPP 23 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to Smokey Gordon over the middle, caught (10 yd gain) [tackle: Steely Dan] | Replay |
| 7:26 | 1st & 10 | OPP 13.5 | Mcjiggy With It rush to the right (no gain) [tackle: Grand Funk Railroad] | Replay |
| 7:03 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 13 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to Tatum Bell over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Grand Funk Railroad [deflected by Grand Funk Railroad] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:59 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 13 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to Tatum Bell up the right side intercepted by Rage Against the Machine (0 yd return) [diving tackle: Tatum Bell] | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 6:53 | ||||
| 6:53 | 1st & 10 | OWN 7 | Weird Al Yankovic bad pass to Fleetwood Mac over the middle [deflected by Emilio Lyle] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 6:50 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 7 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple up the right side (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:44 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 7 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to ZZ Top up the left side [deflected by Jahdae Barron] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:40 | 4th & 10 | OWN 7 | Punt by James Taylor, 45 yd, fielded by Human Joystick (fair catch) | Replay |
| WAR MACHINE 6:33 | ||||
| 6:33 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48 | Demonic Weapon rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Allman Brothers] | Replay |
| 6:02 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 48 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to Grey Hound up the left side [deflected by Motör head] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:58 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 48 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to The Illusionist over the middle intercepted by Led Zeppelin (-1 yd return) [diving tackle: The Illusionist] | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 5:54 | ||||
| 5:54 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29.5 | Weird Al Yankovic screen pass to A Perfect Circle to the right side, caught (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Liability CB] | Replay |
| 5:28 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 31 | Iron Maiden rush to the left (5 yd gain) [tackle: Captain Of The Defense] | Replay |
| 4:56 | 3rd & 3.5 | OWN 36 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Def Leppard over the middle, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Mr Lockdown] | Replay |
| 4:31 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42.5 | Weird Al Yankovic screen pass to A Perfect Circle to the right side, caught (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lead By Chaos] | Replay |
| 4:02 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 46.5 | Weird Al Yankovic screen pass to A Perfect Circle to the left side [deflected by Chris McAlister] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:57 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 46.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Fleetwood Mac over the middle, caught (25 yd gain) [tackle: Ball Hawk] | Replay |
| 3:17 | 1st & 10 | OPP 28.5 | Iron Maiden rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: B.J. Raji] | Replay |
| 2:50 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 25 | Alice Cooper pitch to Iron Maiden to the left (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Emilio Lyle] | Replay |
| 2:09 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 22 | Weird Al Yankovic screen pass to Caravan Palace to the right side, caught [TD] (22 yd gain) | Replay |
| 2:02 | Extra point attempted by Ben Folds, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| WAR MACHINE 2:02 | ||||
| 2:02 | Kickoff by Ben Folds, 77 yd, fielded by Human Joystick, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 2:02 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Mcjiggy With It rush to the right (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Venom Poison Marcum] | Replay |
| 1:29 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 21 | Mcjiggy With It rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Stevie Wonder] | Replay |
| 0:58 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 24.5 | Gunnar Witherspoon pass to The Illusionist over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Molly Hatchet [deflected by Molly Hatchet] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:55 | 4th & 5.5 | OWN 24.5 | Punt by Puntin Long, 54 yd, fielded by The Doors (5 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Knock em Out] | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 0:47 | ||||
| 0:47 | 1st & 10 | OWN 26 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to A Perfect Circle to the right (3 yd gain) [tackle: Ball Hawk] | Replay |
| 0:05 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 28.5 | Iron Maiden rush to the left (3 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Heavy Hitting Beast] | Replay |