Play by Play
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| Philadelphia Jawns 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Fabio Bandiera, 73 yd, fielded by KoB's "Speedy" Duncan (33 yd return) [tackle: Rotundus Maximus] | Replay | ||
| 14:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30 | Cement Shoes QB rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Roman Reigns] | Replay |
| 14:22 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 33.5 | The Rock rush [missed tackle: Anton Brooks] up the middle (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jamie Bottoms] | Replay |
| 13:52 | 3rd & inches | OWN 40 | KoB's Lenny Moore rush [missed diving tackle: Petko Hristov (Power Through)] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Uls of Bergen] | Replay |
| 13:25 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43.5 | Cement Shoes QB rush to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: Pappy VanWinkle] | Replay |
| 12:58 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 45.5 | KoB's John Brodie pass to KoB's Napoleon Kaufman up the right side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Stone Hands The Shadow] | Replay |
| 12:32 | 3rd & 0.5 | OPP 47 | KoB's John Brodie pitch to KoB's Lenny Moore to the left (9 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ariat Larratt*] | Replay |
| 12:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38 | The Rock rush [missed tackle: Goats Sylvanas (Power Through)] up the middle (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jamie Bottoms] | Replay |
| 11:23 | 2nd & 3 | OPP 31 | The Rock rush [missed diving tackle: IT ... DT (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Nose Picker (Power Through)] up the middle (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: FreaK Lyke DuHalsKi] | Replay |
| 10:52 | 1st & 10 | OPP 24.5 | KoB's John Brodie bad pass to KoB's Napoleon Kaufman, hurried by Rotundus Maximus, over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 10:47 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 24.5 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Jawn PRTE2 over the middle, caught (10.5 yd gain) [tackle: Rocky Goaterson Rockafelly] | Replay |
| 10:12 | 1st & 10 | OPP 14 | KoB's Lenny Moore rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Petko Hristov] | Replay |
| 9:38 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 11.5 | KoB's John Brodie pass to KoB's Napoleon Kaufman over the middle, caught (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Stone Hands The Shadow] | Replay |
| 9:11 | 3rd & 1.5 | OPP 6 | The Rock rush to the left (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Pappy VanWinkle] | Replay |
| 8:37 | 1st & G | OPP 2.5 | The Rock rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Petko Hristov] | Replay |
| 8:06 | 2nd & G | OPP 0.5 | The Rock rush to the right (0.5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 8:03 | Extra point attempted by Pink Panther, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 8:03 | ||||
| 8:03 | Kickoff by Pink Panther, 77 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 8:03 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | CSG Kratos rush [missed tackle: S112 CB (Power Through)] up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Philly Simon] | Replay |
| 7:21 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 23 | Brady Abbott pitch to CSG Kratos [missed tackle: Jawn FSGardner-Johnson (Power Through)] to the left (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jawn TestDE1] | Replay |
| 6:56 | 3rd & 2 | OWN 28 | MaTriXMann DuhAlsKi rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jawn TestDE2] | Replay |
| 6:15 | 4th & inches | OWN 30 | IronWood DuHaLsKi rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Jawn DTOjomo] | Replay |
| 5:40 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31.5 | Brady Abbott pass to Dante Osborn over the middle, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Willie_ Tacklem] | Replay |
| 5:11 | 2nd & 3.5 | OWN 38 | Brady Abbott bad pass to Kadeem DooSkychek up the right side, out of bounds [deflected by Blue For You] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 5:06 | 3rd & 3.5 | OWN 38 | Langston Stone rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jawn TestDE2] | Replay |
| 4:28 | 4th & 0.5 | OWN 41 | IronWood DuHaLsKi rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Smokey Edwrds] | Replay |
| 3:50 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43.5 | Brady Abbott pass to CSG Agent 47 over the middle, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: S112 CB] | Replay |
| 3:10 | 2nd & 3.5 | OWN 50 | Brady Abbott pass to Dante Osborn up the right side, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: Witty Weeks] | Replay |
| 2:33 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43 | CSG Kratos rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: S112 CB] | Replay |
| 1:51 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 39.5 | Brady Abbott bad pass to The White Prophet, hurried by Jawn TestDE1, up the right side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 1:46 | 3rd & 6.5 | OPP 39.5 | Brady Abbott bad pass to Filippo Bandinelli over the middle [deflected by Jawn TestDE2] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 1:42 | 4th & 6.5 | OPP 39.5 | 56.5 yd field goal attempted by Fabio Bandiera, made [FG] | Replay |
| Philadelphia Jawns 1:37 | ||||
| 1:37 | Kickoff by Fabio Bandiera, 78 yd, fielded by KoB's "Speedy" Duncan, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 1:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Cement Shoes QB rush to the right (5 yd gain) [tackle: FreaK Lyke DuHalsKi] | Replay |
| 1:01 | 2nd & 5 | OWN 25 | The Rock rush to the left (0.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Anton Brooks] | Replay |
| 0:19 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 26 | The Rock rush [missed diving tackle: Petko Hristov (Power Through)] to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: Jamie Bottoms] | Replay |