Play by Play
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| Philadelphia Jawns 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & G | OPP 2.5 | The Rock rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: IT ... DT] | Replay |
| 14:29 | 3rd & G | OPP 0.5 | The Rock rush [missed diving tackle: Petko Hristov (Power Through)] [TD] up the middle (0.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 14:26 | Extra point attempted by Pink Panther, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 14:26 | ||||
| 14:26 | Kickoff by Pink Panther, 66 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant (14 yd return) [tackle: Jawn Blitz CB] | Replay | ||
| 14:24 | 1st & 10 | OWN 17.5 | Brady Abbott pass to Houston Harrison over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Jawn Blitz CB [deflected by Jawn Blitz CB] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:19 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 17.5 | Brady Abbott pass to Filippo Bandinelli up the right side, caught, knocked loose by Rollin' Home [deflected by Rollin' Home] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:15 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 17.5 | Brady Abbott pass to The White Prophet over the middle, caught (13.5 yd gain) [tackle: W Rex Allen] | Replay |
| 13:33 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31 | Brady Abbott pass to Elmer Clay over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Jawn DE1 [deflected by Jawn DE1] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:28 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 31 | Brady Abbott pitch to CSG Kratos to the left (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Witty Weeks] | Replay |
| 12:46 | 3rd & 9 | OWN 32 | Brady Abbott sacked by Jawn Blitz CB (5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 12:21 | 4th & 14 | OWN 27 | Punt by Darth Stache, 59 yd, fielded by KoB's "Speedy" Duncan (19.5 yd return) [tackle: Goats Illidan] | Replay |
| Philadelphia Jawns 12:12 | ||||
| 12:12 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33.5 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Jawn FBPRTapeh over the middle, caught [missed tackle: Evan Williams (Spin)] (6 yd gain) [tackle: K'Chain Che'Malle] | Replay |
| 11:44 | 2nd & 4 | OWN 39.5 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Jawn FBPRTapeh over the middle [deflected by Stone Hands The Shadow] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:40 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 39.5 | Cement Shoes QB screen pass to The Rock to the right side, caught [missed tackle: Nose Picker (Stiff Arm)] (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Roman Reigns] | Replay |
| 10:59 | 4th & 2.5 | OWN 41.5 | Punt by Booter Beats, 51 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant (13.5 yd return) [tackle: Jawn FSGardner-Johnson] | Replay |
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 10:51 | ||||
| 10:51 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21.5 | Brady Abbott screen pass to The White Prophet to the right side, caught (no gain) [diving tackle: Witty Weeks] | Replay |
| 10:21 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 21.5 | CSG Kratos rush [missed tackle: Gotlieb Diesel (Power Through)] up the middle (1 yd gain) [tackle: Jawn TestDE1] | Replay |
| 9:53 | 3rd & 8.5 | OWN 23 | Brady Abbott pass to The White Prophet over the middle, caught (19 yd gain) [tackle: W Rex Allen] | Replay |
| 9:29 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42 | Brady Abbott pass to CSG Agent 47 up the left side, caught (8.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jawn FSGardner-Johnson] | Replay |
| 9:03 | 2nd & 1.5 | OPP 49.5 | CSG Kratos rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Jawn DTOjomo] | Replay |
| 8:25 | 3rd & inches | OPP 48 | CSG Kratos rush up the middle (no gain) [tackle: Philly Simon] | Replay |
| 7:52 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48 | Brady Abbott bad pass to Dante Osborn, hurried by Jawn TestDE1, over the middle intercepted by Jawn FSGardner-Johnson (0 yd return) [tackle: Dante Osborn] | Replay |
| Philadelphia Jawns 7:47 | ||||
| 7:47 | 1st & 10 | OWN 18 | KoB's Lenny Moore rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: K'Chain Che'Malle] | Replay |
| 7:12 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 22 | KoB's Lenny Moore rush [missed diving tackle: IT ... DT (Hurdle)] up the middle (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Goats Illidan] | Replay |
| 6:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28.5 | Cement Shoes QB rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Blifford The Blind Maxwell] | Replay |
| 6:12 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 30 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Jawn TERodgers over the middle, caught (9 yd gain) [tackle: Jamie Bottoms] | Replay |
| 5:43 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39 | Cement Shoes QB rush to the left (1.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Blifford The Blind Maxwell] | Replay |
| 5:07 | 2nd & 11.5 | OWN 38 | KoB's John Brodie pass to KoB's Napoleon Kaufman up the right side, caught (14 yd gain) [tackle: Stone Hands The Shadow] | Replay |
| 4:29 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48.5 | The Rock rush up the middle (8.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: IT ... CB] | Replay |
| 3:56 | 2nd & 1.5 | OPP 40 | Cement Shoes QB pitch to KoB's Lenny Moore [missed diving tackle: Blifford The Blind Maxwell (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Goats Sylvanas (Hurdle)] [TD] to the left (40 yd gain) | Replay |
| 3:47 | Extra point attempted by Pink Panther, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 3:47 | ||||
| 3:47 | Kickoff by Pink Panther, 74 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 3:47 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | CSG Kratos rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Gotlieb Diesel] | Replay |
| 3:14 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 23 | Brady Abbott pass to CSG Agent 47 over the middle, caught (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: S112 CB] | Replay |
| 2:34 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31.5 | Brady Abbott pitch to IronWood DuHaLsKi [missed diving tackle: Jawn DE1 (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Dylan Martinez (Power Through)] to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: Gotlieb Diesel] | Replay |
| 2:03 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 34.5 | Brady Abbott screen pass to IronWood DuHaLsKi to the left side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Rey Ray] | Replay |
| 1:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44 | Brady Abbott pitch to CSG Kratos to the left (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Jawn DE1] | Replay |
| 1:31 | 2nd & 10.5 | OWN 43.5 | Brady Abbott pass to CSG Agent 47 over the middle, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: S112 CB] | Replay |
| 0:54 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 49 | Filippo Bandinelli rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Curtis Crusherman] | Replay |
| 0:13 | 4th & 1.5 | OPP 47.5 | MaTriXMann DuhAlsKi rush to the left (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jawn TestDE2] | Replay |
| 0:01 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44 | Offensive Timeout Called: Imperial Beach Turd hearders | Replay |
| 0:01 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44 | 61 yd field goal attempted by Fabio Bandiera, missed | Replay |