Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Pink Panther, 72 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Brady Abbott pitch to CSG Kratos [missed tackle: Willie_ Tacklem] [missed diving tackle: Rey Ray] [missed tackle: Jawn FSGardner-Johnson (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Blue For You (Hurdle)] [TD] to the left (80 yd gain) | Replay |
| 14:46 | Extra point attempted by Fabio Bandiera, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Philadelphia Jawns 14:46 | ||||
| 14:46 | Kickoff by Fabio Bandiera, 66 yd, fielded by KoB's "Speedy" Duncan [missed tackle: Quick Ben (Spin)] (15.5 yd return) [tackle: Roman Reigns] | Replay | ||
| 14:43 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Cement Shoes QB pitch to KoB's Lenny Moore to the left (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Pappy VanWinkle] | Replay |
| 14:00 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 21.5 | KoB's John Brodie screen pass to KoB's Napoleon Kaufman to the left side, caught [missed tackle: Whiskey Jack (Spin)] (13 yd gain) [diving tackle: Goats Sylvanas] | Replay |
| 13:28 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34.5 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Jawn FBPRTapeh over the middle [deflected by Jamie Bottoms] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:24 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 34.5 | KoB's John Brodie pass to KoB's Napoleon Kaufman up the right side, caught (11 yd gain) [tackle: K'Chain Che'Malle] | Replay |
| 12:42 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45.5 | Cement Shoes QB rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: IT ... CB] | Replay |
| 12:15 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 48 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Jawn PRTE2 over the middle, caught (15 yd gain) [diving tackle: Goats Sylvanas] | Replay |
| 11:50 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36.5 | The Rock rush [missed tackle: Evan Williams (Power Through)] up the middle (15 yd gain) [diving tackle: Nose Picker] | Replay |
| 11:18 | 1st & 10 | OPP 22 | Cement Shoes QB rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: FreaK Lyke DuHalsKi] | Replay |
| 10:47 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 19.5 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Quinton White, hurried by Petko Hristov, over the middle, caught (15 yd gain) [diving tackle: Rocky Goaterson Rockafelly] | Replay |
| 10:22 | 1st & G | OPP 4.5 | The Rock rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Petko Hristov] | Replay |
| 9:51 | 2nd & G | OPP 3 | The Rock rush to the left (3 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 9:48 | Extra point attempted by Pink Panther, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 9:48 | ||||
| 9:48 | Kickoff by Pink Panther, 69 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant (17 yd return) [tackle: Blue For You] | Replay | ||
| 9:46 | 1st & 10 | OWN 18 | Brady Abbott pitch to MaTriXMann DuhAlsKi to the left (1 yd gain) [tackle: Jawn TestDE2] | Replay |
| 9:12 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 18.5 | Brady Abbott screen pass to The White Prophet to the right side, caught (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Willie_ Tacklem] | Replay |
| 8:43 | 3rd & 9.5 | OWN 18.5 | Brady Abbott pass to CSG Agent 47 up the right side, caught, knocked loose by S112 CB [deflected by S112 CB] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:38 | 4th & 9.5 | OWN 18.5 | Punt by Darth Stache, 38 yd, fielded by KoB's "Speedy" Duncan (fair catch) | Replay |
| Philadelphia Jawns 8:32 | ||||
| 8:32 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43.5 | KoB's Lenny Moore rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Anton Brooks] | Replay |
| 7:50 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 45.5 | KoB's John Brodie pass to KoB's Napoleon Kaufman over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: Goats Illidan] | Replay |
| 7:12 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 49.5 | KoB's Lenny Moore rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Goats Sylvanas] | Replay |
| 6:49 | 4th & 0.5 | OPP 47 | The Rock rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: IT ... DT] | Replay |
| 6:13 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44.5 | The Rock rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Hans Fruber DieHard] | Replay |
| 5:42 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 42.5 | KoB's John Brodie bad pass to Karl McCain over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 5:38 | 3rd & 8 | OPP 42.5 | KoB's John Brodie bad pass to Little Moonlight, hurried by Quick Ben, up the right side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 5:34 | 4th & 8 | OPP 42.5 | Punt by Booter Beats, 42 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 5:29 | ||||
| 5:29 | 1st & 10 | OWN 0.5 | Brady Abbott pitch to IronWood DuHaLsKi to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: Jawn TestDE2] | Replay |
| 4:58 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 2 | Brady Abbott pitch to IronWood DuHaLsKi to the left (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jawn LBBaun] | Replay |
| 4:18 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 3.5 | Brady Abbott pass to Filippo Bandinelli up the right side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: W Rex Allen] | Replay |
| 3:52 | 1st & 10 | OWN 11 | Brady Abbott pass to Elmer Clay over the middle, caught (11.5 yd gain) [tackle: Rey Ray] | Replay |
| 3:22 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22.5 | Brady Abbott sacked by S112 CB (5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 2:40 | 2nd & 15 | OWN 17.5 | Brady Abbott pitch to MaTriXMann DuhAlsKi to the left (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jawn FSGardner-Johnson] | Replay |
| 2:03 | 3rd & 12.5 | OWN 19.5 | Brady Abbott pass to Houston Harrison over the middle intercepted by W Rex Allen (1 yd return) [diving tackle: Houston Harrison] | Replay |
| Philadelphia Jawns 1:57 | ||||
| 1:57 | 1st & 10 | OPP 39.5 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Jawn PRTE2 up the right side, caught (23 yd gain) [tackle: Uls of Bergen] | Replay |
| 1:19 | 1st & 10 | OPP 16.5 | Cement Shoes QB pitch to KoB's Lenny Moore [missed diving tackle: Nose Picker (Hurdle)] to the left (0.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: James Beam II] | Replay |
| 0:39 | 2nd & 9.5 | OPP 16.5 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Quinton White over the middle, caught (14.5 yd gain) [tackle: Evan Williams] | Replay |
| 0:03 | 1st & G | OPP 1.5 | The Rock rush to the right (1 yd loss) [Monster Hit tackle: IT ... DE] | Replay |