Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Pink Panther, 72 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Brady Abbott pitch to CSG Kratos [missed tackle: Willie_ Tacklem] [missed diving tackle: Rey Ray] [missed tackle: Jawn FSGardner-Johnson (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Blue For You (Hurdle)] [TD] to the left (80 yd gain) | Replay |
| 14:46 | Extra point attempted by Fabio Bandiera, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Philadelphia Jawns 14:46 | ||||
| 14:46 | Kickoff by Fabio Bandiera, 66 yd, fielded by KoB's "Speedy" Duncan [missed tackle: Quick Ben (Spin)] (15.5 yd return) [tackle: Roman Reigns] | Replay | ||
| 14:43 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Cement Shoes QB pitch to KoB's Lenny Moore to the left (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Pappy VanWinkle] | Replay |
| 14:00 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 21.5 | KoB's John Brodie screen pass to KoB's Napoleon Kaufman to the left side, caught [missed tackle: Whiskey Jack (Spin)] (13 yd gain) [diving tackle: Goats Sylvanas] | Replay |
| 13:28 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34.5 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Jawn FBPRTapeh over the middle [deflected by Jamie Bottoms] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:24 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 34.5 | KoB's John Brodie pass to KoB's Napoleon Kaufman up the right side, caught (11 yd gain) [tackle: K'Chain Che'Malle] | Replay |
| 12:42 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45.5 | Cement Shoes QB rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: IT ... CB] | Replay |
| 12:15 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 48 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Jawn PRTE2 over the middle, caught (15 yd gain) [diving tackle: Goats Sylvanas] | Replay |
| 11:50 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36.5 | The Rock rush [missed tackle: Evan Williams (Power Through)] up the middle (15 yd gain) [diving tackle: Nose Picker] | Replay |
| 11:18 | 1st & 10 | OPP 22 | Cement Shoes QB rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: FreaK Lyke DuHalsKi] | Replay |
| 10:47 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 19.5 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Quinton White, hurried by Petko Hristov, over the middle, caught (15 yd gain) [diving tackle: Rocky Goaterson Rockafelly] | Replay |
| 10:22 | 1st & G | OPP 4.5 | The Rock rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Petko Hristov] | Replay |
| 9:51 | 2nd & G | OPP 3 | The Rock rush to the left (3 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 9:48 | Extra point attempted by Pink Panther, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 9:48 | ||||
| 9:48 | Kickoff by Pink Panther, 69 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant (17 yd return) [tackle: Blue For You] | Replay | ||
| 9:46 | 1st & 10 | OWN 18 | Brady Abbott pitch to MaTriXMann DuhAlsKi to the left (1 yd gain) [tackle: Jawn TestDE2] | Replay |
| 9:12 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 18.5 | Brady Abbott screen pass to The White Prophet to the right side, caught (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Willie_ Tacklem] | Replay |
| 8:43 | 3rd & 9.5 | OWN 18.5 | Brady Abbott pass to CSG Agent 47 up the right side, caught, knocked loose by S112 CB [deflected by S112 CB] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:38 | 4th & 9.5 | OWN 18.5 | Punt by Darth Stache, 38 yd, fielded by KoB's "Speedy" Duncan (fair catch) | Replay |
| Philadelphia Jawns 8:32 | ||||
| 8:32 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43.5 | KoB's Lenny Moore rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Anton Brooks] | Replay |
| 7:50 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 45.5 | KoB's John Brodie pass to KoB's Napoleon Kaufman over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: Goats Illidan] | Replay |
| 7:12 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 49.5 | KoB's Lenny Moore rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Goats Sylvanas] | Replay |
| 6:49 | 4th & 0.5 | OPP 47 | The Rock rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: IT ... DT] | Replay |
| 6:13 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44.5 | The Rock rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Hans Fruber DieHard] | Replay |
| 5:42 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 42.5 | KoB's John Brodie bad pass to Karl McCain over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 5:38 | 3rd & 8 | OPP 42.5 | KoB's John Brodie bad pass to Little Moonlight, hurried by Quick Ben, up the right side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 5:34 | 4th & 8 | OPP 42.5 | Punt by Booter Beats, 42 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 5:29 | ||||
| 5:29 | 1st & 10 | OWN 0.5 | Brady Abbott pitch to IronWood DuHaLsKi to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: Jawn TestDE2] | Replay |
| 4:58 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 2 | Brady Abbott pitch to IronWood DuHaLsKi to the left (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jawn LBBaun] | Replay |
| 4:18 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 3.5 | Brady Abbott pass to Filippo Bandinelli up the right side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: W Rex Allen] | Replay |
| 3:52 | 1st & 10 | OWN 11 | Brady Abbott pass to Elmer Clay over the middle, caught (11.5 yd gain) [tackle: Rey Ray] | Replay |
| 3:22 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22.5 | Brady Abbott sacked by S112 CB (5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 2:40 | 2nd & 15 | OWN 17.5 | Brady Abbott pitch to MaTriXMann DuhAlsKi to the left (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jawn FSGardner-Johnson] | Replay |
| 2:03 | 3rd & 12.5 | OWN 19.5 | Brady Abbott pass to Houston Harrison over the middle intercepted by W Rex Allen (1 yd return) [diving tackle: Houston Harrison] | Replay |
| Philadelphia Jawns 1:57 | ||||
| 1:57 | 1st & 10 | OPP 39.5 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Jawn PRTE2 up the right side, caught (23 yd gain) [tackle: Uls of Bergen] | Replay |
| 1:19 | 1st & 10 | OPP 16.5 | Cement Shoes QB pitch to KoB's Lenny Moore [missed diving tackle: Nose Picker (Hurdle)] to the left (0.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: James Beam II] | Replay |
| 0:39 | 2nd & 9.5 | OPP 16.5 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Quinton White over the middle, caught (14.5 yd gain) [tackle: Evan Williams] | Replay |
| 0:03 | 1st & G | OPP 1.5 | The Rock rush to the right (1 yd loss) [Monster Hit tackle: IT ... DE] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & G | OPP 2.5 | The Rock rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: IT ... DT] | Replay |
| 14:29 | 3rd & G | OPP 0.5 | The Rock rush [missed diving tackle: Petko Hristov (Power Through)] [TD] up the middle (0.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 14:26 | Extra point attempted by Pink Panther, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 14:26 | ||||
| 14:26 | Kickoff by Pink Panther, 66 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant (14 yd return) [tackle: Jawn Blitz CB] | Replay | ||
| 14:24 | 1st & 10 | OWN 17.5 | Brady Abbott pass to Houston Harrison over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Jawn Blitz CB [deflected by Jawn Blitz CB] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:19 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 17.5 | Brady Abbott pass to Filippo Bandinelli up the right side, caught, knocked loose by Rollin' Home [deflected by Rollin' Home] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:15 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 17.5 | Brady Abbott pass to The White Prophet over the middle, caught (13.5 yd gain) [tackle: W Rex Allen] | Replay |
| 13:33 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31 | Brady Abbott pass to Elmer Clay over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Jawn DE1 [deflected by Jawn DE1] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:28 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 31 | Brady Abbott pitch to CSG Kratos to the left (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Witty Weeks] | Replay |
| 12:46 | 3rd & 9 | OWN 32 | Brady Abbott sacked by Jawn Blitz CB (5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 12:21 | 4th & 14 | OWN 27 | Punt by Darth Stache, 59 yd, fielded by KoB's "Speedy" Duncan (19.5 yd return) [tackle: Goats Illidan] | Replay |
| Philadelphia Jawns 12:12 | ||||
| 12:12 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33.5 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Jawn FBPRTapeh over the middle, caught [missed tackle: Evan Williams (Spin)] (6 yd gain) [tackle: K'Chain Che'Malle] | Replay |
| 11:44 | 2nd & 4 | OWN 39.5 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Jawn FBPRTapeh over the middle [deflected by Stone Hands The Shadow] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:40 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 39.5 | Cement Shoes QB screen pass to The Rock to the right side, caught [missed tackle: Nose Picker (Stiff Arm)] (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Roman Reigns] | Replay |
| 10:59 | 4th & 2.5 | OWN 41.5 | Punt by Booter Beats, 51 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant (13.5 yd return) [tackle: Jawn FSGardner-Johnson] | Replay |
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 10:51 | ||||
| 10:51 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21.5 | Brady Abbott screen pass to The White Prophet to the right side, caught (no gain) [diving tackle: Witty Weeks] | Replay |
| 10:21 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 21.5 | CSG Kratos rush [missed tackle: Gotlieb Diesel (Power Through)] up the middle (1 yd gain) [tackle: Jawn TestDE1] | Replay |
| 9:53 | 3rd & 8.5 | OWN 23 | Brady Abbott pass to The White Prophet over the middle, caught (19 yd gain) [tackle: W Rex Allen] | Replay |
| 9:29 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42 | Brady Abbott pass to CSG Agent 47 up the left side, caught (8.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jawn FSGardner-Johnson] | Replay |
| 9:03 | 2nd & 1.5 | OPP 49.5 | CSG Kratos rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Jawn DTOjomo] | Replay |
| 8:25 | 3rd & inches | OPP 48 | CSG Kratos rush up the middle (no gain) [tackle: Philly Simon] | Replay |
| 7:52 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48 | Brady Abbott bad pass to Dante Osborn, hurried by Jawn TestDE1, over the middle intercepted by Jawn FSGardner-Johnson (0 yd return) [tackle: Dante Osborn] | Replay |
| Philadelphia Jawns 7:47 | ||||
| 7:47 | 1st & 10 | OWN 18 | KoB's Lenny Moore rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: K'Chain Che'Malle] | Replay |
| 7:12 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 22 | KoB's Lenny Moore rush [missed diving tackle: IT ... DT (Hurdle)] up the middle (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Goats Illidan] | Replay |
| 6:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28.5 | Cement Shoes QB rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Blifford The Blind Maxwell] | Replay |
| 6:12 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 30 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Jawn TERodgers over the middle, caught (9 yd gain) [tackle: Jamie Bottoms] | Replay |
| 5:43 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39 | Cement Shoes QB rush to the left (1.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Blifford The Blind Maxwell] | Replay |
| 5:07 | 2nd & 11.5 | OWN 38 | KoB's John Brodie pass to KoB's Napoleon Kaufman up the right side, caught (14 yd gain) [tackle: Stone Hands The Shadow] | Replay |
| 4:29 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48.5 | The Rock rush up the middle (8.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: IT ... CB] | Replay |
| 3:56 | 2nd & 1.5 | OPP 40 | Cement Shoes QB pitch to KoB's Lenny Moore [missed diving tackle: Blifford The Blind Maxwell (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Goats Sylvanas (Hurdle)] [TD] to the left (40 yd gain) | Replay |
| 3:47 | Extra point attempted by Pink Panther, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 3:47 | ||||
| 3:47 | Kickoff by Pink Panther, 74 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 3:47 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | CSG Kratos rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Gotlieb Diesel] | Replay |
| 3:14 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 23 | Brady Abbott pass to CSG Agent 47 over the middle, caught (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: S112 CB] | Replay |
| 2:34 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31.5 | Brady Abbott pitch to IronWood DuHaLsKi [missed diving tackle: Jawn DE1 (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Dylan Martinez (Power Through)] to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: Gotlieb Diesel] | Replay |
| 2:03 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 34.5 | Brady Abbott screen pass to IronWood DuHaLsKi to the left side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Rey Ray] | Replay |
| 1:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44 | Brady Abbott pitch to CSG Kratos to the left (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Jawn DE1] | Replay |
| 1:31 | 2nd & 10.5 | OWN 43.5 | Brady Abbott pass to CSG Agent 47 over the middle, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: S112 CB] | Replay |
| 0:54 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 49 | Filippo Bandinelli rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Curtis Crusherman] | Replay |
| 0:13 | 4th & 1.5 | OPP 47.5 | MaTriXMann DuhAlsKi rush to the left (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jawn TestDE2] | Replay |
| 0:01 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44 | Offensive Timeout Called: Imperial Beach Turd hearders | Replay |
| 0:01 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44 | 61 yd field goal attempted by Fabio Bandiera, missed | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| Philadelphia Jawns 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Fabio Bandiera, 73 yd, fielded by KoB's "Speedy" Duncan (33 yd return) [tackle: Rotundus Maximus] | Replay | ||
| 14:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30 | Cement Shoes QB rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Roman Reigns] | Replay |
| 14:22 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 33.5 | The Rock rush [missed tackle: Anton Brooks] up the middle (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jamie Bottoms] | Replay |
| 13:52 | 3rd & inches | OWN 40 | KoB's Lenny Moore rush [missed diving tackle: Petko Hristov (Power Through)] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Uls of Bergen] | Replay |
| 13:25 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43.5 | Cement Shoes QB rush to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: Pappy VanWinkle] | Replay |
| 12:58 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 45.5 | KoB's John Brodie pass to KoB's Napoleon Kaufman up the right side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Stone Hands The Shadow] | Replay |
| 12:32 | 3rd & 0.5 | OPP 47 | KoB's John Brodie pitch to KoB's Lenny Moore to the left (9 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ariat Larratt*] | Replay |
| 12:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38 | The Rock rush [missed tackle: Goats Sylvanas (Power Through)] up the middle (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jamie Bottoms] | Replay |
| 11:23 | 2nd & 3 | OPP 31 | The Rock rush [missed diving tackle: IT ... DT (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Nose Picker (Power Through)] up the middle (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: FreaK Lyke DuHalsKi] | Replay |
| 10:52 | 1st & 10 | OPP 24.5 | KoB's John Brodie bad pass to KoB's Napoleon Kaufman, hurried by Rotundus Maximus, over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 10:47 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 24.5 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Jawn PRTE2 over the middle, caught (10.5 yd gain) [tackle: Rocky Goaterson Rockafelly] | Replay |
| 10:12 | 1st & 10 | OPP 14 | KoB's Lenny Moore rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Petko Hristov] | Replay |
| 9:38 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 11.5 | KoB's John Brodie pass to KoB's Napoleon Kaufman over the middle, caught (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Stone Hands The Shadow] | Replay |
| 9:11 | 3rd & 1.5 | OPP 6 | The Rock rush to the left (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Pappy VanWinkle] | Replay |
| 8:37 | 1st & G | OPP 2.5 | The Rock rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Petko Hristov] | Replay |
| 8:06 | 2nd & G | OPP 0.5 | The Rock rush to the right (0.5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 8:03 | Extra point attempted by Pink Panther, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 8:03 | ||||
| 8:03 | Kickoff by Pink Panther, 77 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 8:03 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | CSG Kratos rush [missed tackle: S112 CB (Power Through)] up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Philly Simon] | Replay |
| 7:21 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 23 | Brady Abbott pitch to CSG Kratos [missed tackle: Jawn FSGardner-Johnson (Power Through)] to the left (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jawn TestDE1] | Replay |
| 6:56 | 3rd & 2 | OWN 28 | MaTriXMann DuhAlsKi rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jawn TestDE2] | Replay |
| 6:15 | 4th & inches | OWN 30 | IronWood DuHaLsKi rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Jawn DTOjomo] | Replay |
| 5:40 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31.5 | Brady Abbott pass to Dante Osborn over the middle, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Willie_ Tacklem] | Replay |
| 5:11 | 2nd & 3.5 | OWN 38 | Brady Abbott bad pass to Kadeem DooSkychek up the right side, out of bounds [deflected by Blue For You] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 5:06 | 3rd & 3.5 | OWN 38 | Langston Stone rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jawn TestDE2] | Replay |
| 4:28 | 4th & 0.5 | OWN 41 | IronWood DuHaLsKi rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Smokey Edwrds] | Replay |
| 3:50 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43.5 | Brady Abbott pass to CSG Agent 47 over the middle, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: S112 CB] | Replay |
| 3:10 | 2nd & 3.5 | OWN 50 | Brady Abbott pass to Dante Osborn up the right side, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: Witty Weeks] | Replay |
| 2:33 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43 | CSG Kratos rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: S112 CB] | Replay |
| 1:51 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 39.5 | Brady Abbott bad pass to The White Prophet, hurried by Jawn TestDE1, up the right side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 1:46 | 3rd & 6.5 | OPP 39.5 | Brady Abbott bad pass to Filippo Bandinelli over the middle [deflected by Jawn TestDE2] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 1:42 | 4th & 6.5 | OPP 39.5 | 56.5 yd field goal attempted by Fabio Bandiera, made [FG] | Replay |
| Philadelphia Jawns 1:37 | ||||
| 1:37 | Kickoff by Fabio Bandiera, 78 yd, fielded by KoB's "Speedy" Duncan, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 1:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Cement Shoes QB rush to the right (5 yd gain) [tackle: FreaK Lyke DuHalsKi] | Replay |
| 1:01 | 2nd & 5 | OWN 25 | The Rock rush to the left (0.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Anton Brooks] | Replay |
| 0:19 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 26 | The Rock rush [missed diving tackle: Petko Hristov (Power Through)] to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: Jamie Bottoms] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 4th & 2 | OWN 28 | KoB's Lenny Moore rush [missed diving tackle: Anton Brooks (Power Through)] up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Hans Fruber DieHard] | Replay |
| 14:24 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31 | The Rock rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Petko Hristov] | Replay |
| 13:49 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 32.5 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Jawn PRTE2 over the middle, caught (21 yd gain) [tackle: Goats Sylvanas] | Replay |
| 13:10 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46.5 | False start penalty committed by Jawn Steen | Replay |
| 13:10 | 1st & 15 | OWN 48.5 | KoB's John Brodie pass to KoB's Napoleon Kaufman over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Rocky Goaterson Rockafelly] | Replay |
| 12:45 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 45 | KoB's John Brodie pass to KoB's Napoleon Kaufman over the middle, caught [missed tackle: Nose Picker (Spin)] (19.5 yd gain) [tackle: Blifford The Blind Maxwell] | Replay |
| 12:02 | 1st & 10 | OPP 26 | KoB's Lenny Moore rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: K'Chain Che'Malle] | Replay |
| 11:28 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 23 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Jawn PRTE2 over the middle, caught (13 yd gain) [diving tackle: Uls of Bergen] | Replay |
| 10:57 | 1st & G | OPP 10 | KoB's Lenny Moore rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Hans Fruber DieHard] | Replay |
| 10:18 | 2nd & G | OPP 7.5 | KoB's John Brodie pass to KoB's Napoleon Kaufman up the right side, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Stone Hands The Shadow] | Replay |
| 9:48 | 3rd & G | OPP 1.5 | The Rock rush [TD] to the right (1.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 9:45 | Extra point attempted by Pink Panther, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 9:45 | ||||
| 9:45 | Kickoff by Pink Panther, 76 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 9:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Brady Abbott pass to CSG Agent 47 over the middle, caught (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: S112 CB] | Replay |
| 9:11 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 23.5 | Brady Abbott pitch to CSG Kratos to the left (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dylan Martinez] | Replay |
| 8:41 | 3rd & 2.5 | OWN 27.5 | MaTriXMann DuhAlsKi rush to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: Jawn TestDE2] | Replay |
| 7:59 | 4th & 0.5 | OWN 29.5 | IronWood DuHaLsKi rush [missed diving tackle: Jawn TestDE2 (Power Through)] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Leapof Faith] | Replay |
| 7:25 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33 | Brady Abbott pass to The White Prophet up the left side, caught, knocked loose by Rey Ray [deflected by Rey Ray] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:20 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 33 | Brady Abbott pitch to IronWood DuHaLsKi [missed diving tackle: Rey Ray (Power Through)] to the left (5 yd gain) [tackle: Jawn FSGardner-Johnson] | Replay |
| 6:44 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 38 | Brady Abbott pass to CSG Agent 47 up the right side [deflected by S112 CB] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:40 | 4th & 5 | OWN 38 | Punt by Darth Stache, 44 yd, fielded by KoB's "Speedy" Duncan [missed tackle: Quick Ben (Spin)] (14 yd return) [diving tackle: Jamie Bottoms] | Replay |
| Philadelphia Jawns 6:32 | ||||
| 6:32 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32 | The Rock rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: IT ... DT] | Replay |
| 6:04 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 35 | KoB's John Brodie pass to KoB's Napoleon Kaufman up the right side [deflected by FreaK Lyke DuHalsKi] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:01 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 35 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Quinton White, hurried by IT ... DE, over the middle, caught (11.5 yd gain) [tackle: Goats Illidan] | Replay |
| 5:11 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46 | Cement Shoes QB pitch to KoB's Lenny Moore [missed diving tackle: Goats Sylvanas (Hurdle)] [missed diving tackle: FreaK Lyke DuHalsKi (Hurdle)] to the left (9 yd gain) [diving tackle: Edward England II] | Replay |
| 4:21 | 2nd & 1 | OPP 45 | The Rock rush to the right (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Rotundus Maximus] | Replay |
| 3:33 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42 | The Rock rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Petko Hristov] | Replay |
| 2:44 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 38.5 | The Rock rush to the left (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Anton Brooks] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 38 | KoB's John Brodie pass to Hobbs Yoder DuHaLsKi up the left side, caught, knocked loose by Quick Ben [deflected by Quick Ben] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:55 | 4th & 6 | OPP 38 | 55 yd field goal attempted by Pink Panther, made [FG] | Replay |
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 1:51 | ||||
| 1:51 | Kickoff by Pink Panther, 71 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant (20 yd return) [diving tackle: Jawn Blitz CB] | Replay | ||
| 1:49 | 1st & 10 | OWN 19.5 | MaTriXMann DuhAlsKi rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [tackle: Gotlieb Diesel] | Replay |
| 1:29 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 20.5 | MaTriXMann DuhAlsKi rush up the middle (no gain) [diving tackle: S112 CB] | Replay |
| 1:16 | 3rd & 9 | OWN 20.5 | Brady Abbott pass to CSG Agent 47 up the left side, caught (10 yd gain) [tackle: S112 CB] | Replay |
| 0:55 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30 | Brady Abbott pass to Filippo Bandinelli over the middle, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Witty Weeks] | Replay |
| 0:36 | 2nd & 3.5 | OWN 36.5 | Langston Stone rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jawn DTSimon] | Replay |
| 0:33 | 3rd & 0.5 | OWN 39.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Imperial Beach Turd hearders | Replay |
| 0:33 | 3rd & 0.5 | OWN 39.5 | CSG Kratos rush [missed tackle: Leapof Faith (Lower the Shoulder)] [missed tackle: Jawn FSGardner-Johnson (Power Through)] [missed tackle: W Rex Allen (Power Through)] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Rollin' Home] | Replay |
| 0:29 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Imperial Beach Turd hearders | Replay |
| 0:29 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43.5 | Brady Abbott pitch to CSG Kratos to the left (no gain) [tackle: Jawn TestDE1] | Replay |
| 0:26 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 43.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Imperial Beach Turd hearders | Replay |
| 0:26 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 43.5 | IronWood DuHaLsKi rush[forced fumble: Curtis Crusherman], fumbled , recovered by Lonnie Silver (0 yd return) [tackle: Jawn TestDE1] | Replay |
| 0:08 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 45.5 | Brady Abbott pass to The White Prophet up the left side, caught [TD] (54.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 0:01 | Extra point attempted by Fabio Bandiera, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Philadelphia Jawns 0:01 | ||||
| 0:01 | Kickoff by Fabio Bandiera, 58 yd, fielded by KoB's "Speedy" Duncan (14.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Quick Ben] | Replay | ||