Play by Play
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| The Usual Suspects 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48.5 | Joe Cool pitch to JESSE O VI to the left (7 yd gain) [tackle: The Doobie Brothers] | Replay |
| 14:19 | 2nd & 3 | OPP 41.5 | Joe Cool pitch to Heath Webber to the left (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Motör head] | Replay |
| 13:42 | 1st & 10 | OPP 37.5 | Joe Cool pitch to JESSE O VI to the left (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ram Jam] | Replay |
| 13:12 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 34 | Joe Cool screen pass to Heath Webber to the left side, caught (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: The Ramones] | Replay |
| 12:29 | 3rd & 7 | OPP 34.5 | Joe Cool screen pass to Heath Webber, hurried by The Rolling Stones, to the left side, caught (1 yd loss) [diving tackle: Motör head] | Replay |
| 11:51 | 4th & 8.5 | OPP 35.5 | 52.5 yd field goal attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr. Jr., missed | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 11:47 | ||||
| 11:47 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35.5 | Alice Cooper pitch to Iron Maiden [missed tackle: Paul Krause jr (Power Through)] [TD] to the left (64.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 11:34 | Extra point attempted by Ben Folds, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| The Usual Suspects 11:34 | ||||
| 11:34 | Kickoff by Ben Folds, 64 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes Redux II (12 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Bachman-Turner Overdrive] | Replay | ||
| 11:32 | 1st & 10 | OWN 17.5 | Crash Test Dummy rush [missed tackle: AC- DC (Power Through)] [missed tackle: The Allman Brothers] [missed tackle: Led Zeppelin] to the left (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Eagles] | Replay |
| 10:51 | 2nd & 0.5 | OWN 27 | Joe Cool screen pass to Erode Shun to the left side, caught (1.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Molly Hatchet] | Replay |
| 10:18 | 3rd & 1.5 | OWN 25.5 | PEGASAS III rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Allman Brothers] | Replay |
| 9:54 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29 | Joe Cool pass to Dionte Irving up the right side, caught (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: Justen Time] | Replay |
| 9:12 | 2nd & 2 | OWN 37 | Crash Test Dummy rush to the left (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Steely Dan] | Replay |
| 8:40 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43 | Joe Cool pitch to Heath Webber to the left (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dire Straits] | Replay |
| 8:10 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 46 | Joe Cool pitch to JESSE O VI [missed tackle: Jefferson Airplane] to the left (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Stevie Wonder] | Replay |
| 7:32 | 3rd & inches | OPP 47 | Bo Webber rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Rolling Stones] | Replay |
| 7:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45 | Crash Test Dummy rush to the left (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: AC- DC] | Replay |
| 6:33 | 2nd & 11.5 | OPP 46.5 | Joe Cool screen pass to Heath Webber to the left side, caught (2 yd loss) [diving tackle: Night Eyes] | Replay |
| 6:04 | 3rd & 13.5 | OPP 48.5 | Joe Cool screen pass to PEGASAS III to the right side, caught [missed diving tackle: Stevie Wonder (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Led Zeppelin (Power Through)] (15 yd gain) [tackle: Rage Against the Machine] | Replay |
| 5:38 | 1st & 10 | OPP 33.5 | Crash Test Dummy rush to the left (1 yd gain) [tackle: Dire Straits] | Replay |
| 5:09 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 32 | Erode Shun rush to the left (no gain) [Monster Hit tackle: The Ramones] | Replay |
| 4:38 | 3rd & 9 | OPP 32.5 | Joe Cool pass to Mack Raines over the middle, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jefferson Airplane] | Replay |
| 4:17 | 1st & 10 | OPP 22.5 | Joe Cool pass to Emaree Winston, hurried by The Ramones, over the middle, caught (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Steely Dan] | Replay |
| 3:58 | 2nd & 3.5 | OPP 16 | Joe Cool pass to Sprayon Velcro up the right side [deflected by Motör head] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:55 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 16 | Joe Cool screen pass to Abe Reles to the right side, caught (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Van Halen] | Replay |
| 3:40 | 4th & 3 | OPP 15.5 | 32.5 yd field goal attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr. Jr., made [FG] | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 3:36 | ||||
| 3:36 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr. Jr., 66 yd, fielded by The Doors (23 yd return) [tackle: Angelo Seghezza] | Replay | ||
| 3:33 | 1st & 10 | OWN 27.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Nine Inch Nails over the middle, caught (8.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Carl Benoit B] | Replay |
| 2:44 | 2nd & 1.5 | OWN 36 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple over the middle, caught (25 yd gain) [diving tackle: Hot Rod Woodson jr jr] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 39 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer up the right side, caught (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lieutenant Tasha Yar] | Replay |
| 1:56 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 34.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: The Usual Suspects | Replay |
| 1:56 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 34.5 | A Perfect Circle rush [missed diving tackle: Q (Power Through)] to the left (6.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Maraad Watson] | Replay |
| 1:52 | 1st & 10 | OPP 28 | Defensive Timeout Called: The Usual Suspects | Replay |
| 1:52 | 1st & 10 | OPP 28 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple over the middle, caught [TD] (28 yd gain) | Replay |
| 1:47 | Extra point attempted by Ben Folds, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| The Usual Suspects 1:47 | ||||
| 1:47 | Kickoff by Ben Folds, 72 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes Redux II (18.5 yd return) [tackle: The Doobie Brothers] | Replay | ||
| 1:44 | 1st & 10 | OWN 16.5 | Joe Cool screen pass to Emaree Winston to the left side, caught (4.5 yd loss) [tackle: Dire Straits] | Replay |
| 1:28 | 2nd & 14.5 | OWN 11.5 | Crash Test Dummy rush to the left (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Eagles] | Replay |
| 1:11 | 3rd & 11 | OWN 15.5 | Joe Cool pass to Charles 'Lucky' Luciano over the middle [deflected by Molly Hatchet] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:08 | 4th & 11 | OWN 15.5 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 44 yd, fielded by The Doors [missed diving tackle: Adrius au Augustus (Spin)] (19 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Carl Benoit B] | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 0:59 | ||||
| 0:59 | 1st & 10 | OPP 40 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple over the middle, caught (31.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Hot Rod Woodson jr jr] | Replay |
| 0:54 | 1st & G | OPP 8.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: The Usual Suspects | Replay |
| 0:54 | 1st & G | OPP 8.5 | Alice Cooper rush up the middle (1 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:07 | 2nd & G | OPP 9.5 | Alice Cooper rush up the middle (1 yd loss) | Replay |