Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| The Usual Suspects 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Ben Folds, 81 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Joe Cool screen pass to Emaree Winston to the left side, caught (5.5 yd loss) [tackle: Brant Mitchell] | Replay |
| 14:17 | 2nd & 15.5 | OWN 14.5 | Joe Cool screen pass to PEGASAS III to the left side, caught [missed tackle: Jefferson Airplane] [missed diving tackle: Night Eyes (Power Through)] [TD] (85.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 14:03 | Extra point attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr. Jr., missed | Replay | ||
| Harbor Hawks 14:03 | ||||
| 14:03 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr. Jr., 81.5 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 14:03 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to Iron Maiden to the left (3 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Carl Benoit B] | Replay |
| 13:39 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 23 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to A Perfect Circle [missed diving tackle: Vash (Power Through)] to the left (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ensign Ro Laren] | Replay |
| 12:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple over the middle, caught (27.5 yd gain) [tackle: Vash ] | Replay |
| 12:20 | 1st & 10 | OPP 40.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Nine Inch Nails over the middle, caught (15.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Q ] | Replay |
| 11:54 | 1st & 10 | OPP 25 | A Perfect Circle rush [missed tackle: Spamish Inquisition (Power Through)] to the right (14 yd gain) [tackle: Q ] | Replay |
| 11:17 | 1st & 10 | OPP 11 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Nine Inch Nails over the middle, caught (10.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Carl Benoit B] | Replay |
| 10:35 | 1st & G | OPP 0.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Nine Inch Nails over the middle, thrown low, caught [TD] (0.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 10:32 | Extra point attempted by Ben Folds, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| The Usual Suspects 10:32 | ||||
| 10:32 | Kickoff by Ben Folds, 69 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes Redux II [missed tackle: Justen Time] (15.5 yd return) [tackle: The Doobie Brothers] | Replay | ||
| 10:29 | 1st & 10 | OWN 16 | Crash Test Dummy rush to the left (1 yd loss) [tackle: Van Halen] | Replay |
| 10:02 | 2nd & 11 | OWN 15.5 | Crash Test Dummy rush [missed tackle: Venom Poison Marcum (Power Through)] to the left (1.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: The Ramones] | Replay |
| 9:37 | 3rd & 9.5 | OWN 17 | Joe Cool screen pass to Emaree Winston to the left side, caught, knocked loose by Bachman-Turner Overdrive [deflected by Bachman-Turner Overdrive] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:32 | 4th & 9.5 | OWN 17 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 61 yd, fielded by The Doors (8.5 yd return) [tackle: Christian Jones Rafiki] | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 9:23 | ||||
| 9:23 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31 | Weird Al Yankovic screen pass to FitzChivalry Farseer to the left side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Cover Band] | Replay |
| 8:53 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 35.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer up the right side, caught (2 yd gain) [tackle: Lieutenant Tasha Yar] | Replay |
| 8:27 | 3rd & 3.5 | OWN 37.5 | Alice Cooper rush [missed tackle: Angelo Seghezza (Power Through)] to the right (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Dennis Valdez] | Replay |
| 7:45 | 4th & 1.5 | OWN 39.5 | Punt by James Taylor, 43 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| The Usual Suspects 7:39 | ||||
| 7:39 | 1st & 10 | OWN 17.5 | Joe Cool pitch to Heath Webber to the left (4 yd loss) [diving tackle: Night Eyes] | Replay |
| 6:58 | 2nd & 14 | OWN 13.5 | Crash Test Dummy rush to the left (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: AC- DC] | Replay |
| 6:24 | 3rd & 15 | OWN 13 | Joe Cool screen pass to PEGASAS III to the right side, caught (1 yd gain) [tackle: Led Zeppelin] | Replay |
| 5:55 | 4th & 14 | OWN 13.5 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 55 yd, fielded by The Doors (9 yd return) [tackle: Christian Jones Rafiki] | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 5:47 | ||||
| 5:47 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40.5 | A Perfect Circle rush to the right (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Angelo Seghezza] | Replay |
| 5:21 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 46 | Alice Cooper rush [missed diving tackle: Paul Krause jr (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Q ] to the left (5.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Carl Benoit B] | Replay |
| 4:46 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49 | Alice Cooper rush to the right (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Brayden Bridges] | Replay |
| 4:05 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 48 | Weird Al Yankovic screen pass to A Perfect Circle to the right side, caught (12.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Angelo Seghezza] | Replay |
| 3:22 | 1st & 10 | OPP 35.5 | Weird Al Yankovic screen pass to A Perfect Circle, hurried by Brayden Bridges, to the left side, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: Maskelyne] | Replay |
| 2:47 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 31.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer over the middle, caught (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Lieutenant Tasha Yar] | Replay |
| 2:15 | 3rd & 4.5 | OPP 30 | Weird Al Yankovic bad pass to Def Leppard, hurried by Ensign Ro Laren, over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 2:12 | 4th & 4.5 | OPP 30 | 47 yd field goal attempted by Ben Folds, made [FG] | Replay |
| The Usual Suspects 2:08 | ||||
| 2:08 | Kickoff by Ben Folds, 70 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes Redux II (20.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Grand Funk Railroad] | Replay | ||
| 2:05 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20.5 | Joe Cool pitch to Heath Webber [missed tackle: Daft Punk] [missed tackle: Steely Dan] to the left (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Venom Poison Marcum] | Replay |
| 1:24 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 23 | Joe Cool pitch to JESSE O VI [TD] to the left (77 yd gain) | Replay |
| 1:11 | Extra point attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr. Jr., made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Harbor Hawks 1:11 | ||||
| 1:11 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr. Jr., 69 yd, fielded by The Doors (22.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Q ] | Replay | ||
| 1:08 | 1st & 10 | OWN 24 | Weird Al Yankovic screen pass to A Perfect Circle to the left side, caught (12.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Vash ] | Replay |
| 0:42 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36.5 | Alice Cooper rush [missed diving tackle: Maskelyne (Hurdle)] to the left (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Q ] | Replay |
| 0:09 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 39.5 | Weird Al Yankovic screen pass to A Perfect Circle to the left side, caught [missed tackle: Out Left] (39 yd gain) [diving tackle: Q ] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 21 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to FitzChivalry Farseer to the left (1 yd gain) [tackle: Adrius au Augustus] | Replay |
| 14:23 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 20.5 | Alice Cooper pitch to Iron Maiden [missed tackle: Adrius au Augustus] [missed diving tackle: Cover Band (Hurdle)] to the left (9.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Carl Benoit B] | Replay |
| 13:52 | 1st & 10 | OPP 11 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to FitzChivalry Farseer to the left (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Hot Rod Woodson jr jr] | Replay |
| 13:17 | 2nd & 3.5 | OPP 4.5 | Iron Maiden rush [missed diving tackle: Maskelyne (Hurdle)] up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Hugo Hulkster] | Replay |
| 12:37 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 3 | Iron Maiden rush [missed diving tackle: Carl Benoit B] up the middle (3 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 12:34 | Extra point attempted by Ben Folds, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| The Usual Suspects 12:34 | ||||
| 12:34 | Kickoff by Ben Folds, 68 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes Redux II (18.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Bachman-Turner Overdrive] | Replay | ||
| 12:31 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21 | Joe Cool pass to Subterranean Homesick Alien up the right side, caught (14.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Stevie Wonder] | Replay |
| 11:52 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35.5 | Crash Test Dummy rush [missed tackle: The Doobie Brothers] to the left (1 yd loss) [tackle: Brant Mitchell] | Replay |
| 11:12 | 2nd & 11 | OWN 34.5 | Crash Test Dummy rush to the left (1 yd loss) [diving tackle: The Doobie Brothers] | Replay |
| 10:46 | 3rd & 12 | OWN 33.5 | Joe Cool pass to Abe Reles over the middle [deflected by Molly Hatchet] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:42 | 4th & 12 | OWN 33.5 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 63 yd, fielded by The Doors [missed tackle: Adrius au Augustus (Spin)] (18.5 yd return) [tackle: Mega Bear] | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 10:33 | ||||
| 10:33 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Nine Inch Nails over the middle, caught (24.5 yd gain) [tackle: Adrius au Augustus] | Replay |
| 10:06 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47 | Weird Al Yankovic screen pass to A Perfect Circle to the left side, caught (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Mega Bear] | Replay |
| 9:33 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 47 | Iron Maiden rush [missed tackle: Adrius au Augustus (Power Through)] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Brayden Bridges] | Replay |
| 8:56 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 49.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Def Leppard over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Lieutenant Tasha Yar] | Replay |
| 8:33 | 4th & inches | OPP 43.5 | Alice Cooper rush [missed tackle: Carl Benoit B] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Hugo Hulkster] | Replay |
| 7:55 | 1st & 10 | OPP 39.5 | Weird Al Yankovic screen pass to FitzChivalry Farseer, hurried by Hugo Hulkster, to the left side, caught (19.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ensign Ro Laren] | Replay |
| 7:09 | 1st & 10 | OPP 20 | Alice Cooper pitch to Iron Maiden [missed tackle: Herschel ] [missed tackle: Ensign Pavel Chekov] to the right (6 yd gain) [tackle: Spamish Inquisition] | Replay |
| 6:36 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 14 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to A Perfect Circle [missed tackle: Adrius au Augustus] to the left (13 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ensign Ro Laren] | Replay |
| 6:04 | 1st & G | OPP 1 | Iron Maiden rush [TD] up the middle (1 yd gain) | Replay |
| 6:01 | Extra point attempted by Ben Folds, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| The Usual Suspects 6:01 | ||||
| 6:01 | Kickoff by Ben Folds, 68 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes Redux II (21 yd return) [diving tackle: The Eagles] | Replay | ||
| 5:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22.5 | PEGASAS III rush [missed diving tackle: Venom Poison Marcum (Power Through)] up the middle (5 yd gain) [tackle: Motör head] | Replay |
| 5:33 | 2nd & 5 | OWN 27.5 | Joe Cool pitch to Heath Webber to the left (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Brant Mitchell] | Replay |
| 5:06 | 3rd & 2 | OWN 30.5 | Bo Webber rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Molly Hatchet] | Replay |
| 4:25 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33.5 | PEGASAS III rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Molly Hatchet] | Replay |
| 4:01 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 37 | Joe Cool screen pass to PEGASAS III to the left side, caught [missed tackle: Dire Straits] (8.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jefferson Airplane] | Replay |
| 3:27 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45 | Joe Cool pass to Subterranean Homesick Alien, hurried by Van Halen, up the right side, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Justen Time] | Replay |
| 2:49 | 2nd & 2 | OPP 47 | Joe Cool pass to PEGASAS III over the middle (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:45 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 47 | Bo Webber rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Molly Hatchet] | Replay |
| 2:15 | 4th & 0.5 | OPP 45.5 | Crash Test Dummy rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Dire Straits] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43.5 | Joe Cool screen pass to PEGASAS III to the right side, caught [missed tackle: The Eagles] [missed diving tackle: Stevie Wonder (Spin)] (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Grand Funk Railroad] | Replay |
| 1:16 | 2nd & 0.5 | OPP 34 | Joe Cool screen pass to PEGASAS III to the right side, caught [missed diving tackle: Justen Time] (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ram Jam] | Replay |
| 0:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 30.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: The Usual Suspects | Replay |
| 0:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 30.5 | Joe Cool pass to Charles 'Lucky' Luciano over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Justen Time] | Replay |
| 0:42 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 24.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: The Usual Suspects | Replay |
| 0:42 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 24.5 | Joe Cool screen pass to Abe Reles, hurried by Liveship Paragon, to the right side, caught (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Led Zeppelin] | Replay |
| 0:23 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 24 | Joe Cool screen pass to Abe Reles to the right side, caught (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Led Zeppelin] | Replay |
| 0:18 | 4th & 0.5 | OPP 21.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: The Usual Suspects | Replay |
| 0:18 | 4th & 0.5 | OPP 21.5 | 38.5 yd field goal attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr. Jr., made [FG] | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 0:14 | ||||
| 0:14 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr. Jr., 56 yd, fielded by The Doors (11 yd return) [tackle: Angelo Seghezza] | Replay | ||
| 0:12 | 1st & 10 | OWN 25 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple over the middle (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:06 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 25 | Weird Al Yankovic bad pass to Deep Purple, hurried by Dennis Valdez, up the left side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr. Jr., 70 yd, fielded by The Doors (20.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Q ] | Replay | ||
| 14:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to A Perfect Circle to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: Dennis Valdez] | Replay |
| 14:26 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 22.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to A Perfect Circle [missed diving tackle: Ensign Ro Laren] to the left (12 yd gain) [tackle: Paul Krause jr] | Replay |
| 13:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34.5 | Weird Al Yankovic bad pass to Fleetwood Mac, hurried by Ensign Ro Laren, over the middle [deflected by Adrius au Augustus] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 13:54 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 34.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Def Leppard over the middle, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Hot Rod Woodson jr jr] | Replay |
| 13:16 | 3rd & 3.5 | OWN 41 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Nine Inch Nails over the middle, caught (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sheldom Target] | Replay |
| 12:42 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46.5 | Alice Cooper rush [missed tackle: Q (Power Through)] to the left (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Brayden Bridges] | Replay |
| 12:03 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 49.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple, hurried by Ensign Ro Laren, over the middle [deflected by Out Left] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:59 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 49.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Fleetwood Mac, hurried by Ensign Ro Laren, over the middle [deflected by Out Left] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:55 | 4th & 6 | OPP 49.5 | Punt by James Taylor, 39 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes Redux II (4.5 yd return) [tackle: Grand Funk Railroad] | Replay |
| The Usual Suspects 11:48 | ||||
| 11:48 | 1st & 10 | OWN 15 | Crash Test Dummy rush [missed diving tackle: Daft Punk (Power Through)][forced fumble: The Eagles], fumbled , recovered by Carry Big Stick (6 yd return) [diving tackle: Jefferson Airplane] | Replay |
| 11:13 | 1st & 10 | OWN 26 | Joe Cool pitch to Heath Webber to the left (1 yd gain) [tackle: Daft Punk] | Replay |
| 10:43 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 27 | Joe Cool pitch to Heath Webber [missed tackle: The Doobie Brothers (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Daft Punk (Power Through)] to the left (67 yd gain) [diving tackle: Led Zeppelin] | Replay |
| 10:00 | 1st & G | OPP 6 | Crash Test Dummy rush to the left (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Night Eyes] | Replay |
| 9:21 | 2nd & G | OPP 6 | Joe Cool screen pass to JESSE O VI to the left side, caught (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Venom Poison Marcum] | Replay |
| 8:49 | 3rd & G | OPP 4.5 | Joe Cool sacked by Van Halen (5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 8:21 | 4th & G | OPP 10 | 27 yd field goal attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr. Jr., made [FG] | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 8:18 | ||||
| 8:18 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr. Jr., 65 yd, fielded by The Doors [missed diving tackle: Sheldom Target] (26 yd return) [diving tackle: Cover Band] | Replay | ||
| 8:14 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Def Leppard up the left side, caught (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sheldom Target] | Replay |
| 7:50 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 34.5 | Iron Maiden rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Brayden Bridges] | Replay |
| 7:19 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 36.5 | Alice Cooper rush to the left (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Mega Bear] | Replay |
| 6:40 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Nine Inch Nails over the middle, caught (18 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ensign Ro Laren] | Replay |
| 5:56 | 1st & 10 | OPP 41 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to A Perfect Circle up the right side, caught (8.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lieutenant Tasha Yar] | Replay |
| 5:29 | 2nd & 1.5 | OPP 32.5 | Iron Maiden rush [TD] up the middle (32.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 5:22 | Extra point attempted by Ben Folds, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| The Usual Suspects 5:22 | ||||
| 5:22 | Kickoff by Ben Folds, 65 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes Redux II (20 yd return) [tackle: Bachman-Turner Overdrive] | Replay | ||
| 5:19 | 1st & 10 | OWN 25 | Joe Cool screen pass to JESSE O VI to the left side, caught [missed tackle: Ram Jam (Lower the Shoulder)] (8 yd gain) [tackle: Motör head] | Replay |
| 4:35 | 2nd & 2 | OWN 33 | Joe Cool pitch to JESSE O VI to the left (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Who] | Replay |
| 3:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38 | Joe Cool screen pass to Emaree Winston to the left side, caught, knocked loose by Night Eyes [deflected by Night Eyes] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:53 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 38 | Joe Cool pitch to JESSE O VI to the left (23.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Doobie Brothers] | Replay |
| 3:12 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38.5 | Joe Cool screen pass to PEGASAS III, hurried by Liveship Paragon, to the left side, caught [missed tackle: Steely Dan (Spin)] (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Molly Hatchet] | Replay |
| 2:33 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 32.5 | Joe Cool pass to Charles 'Lucky' Luciano over the middle, caught, knocked loose by The Doobie Brothers [deflected by The Doobie Brothers] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:29 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 32.5 | Joe Cool pass to Carry Big Stick up the left side intercepted by Jefferson Airplane (1 yd return) [diving tackle: Carry Big Stick] | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 2:24 | ||||
| 2:24 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple over the middle, caught (31.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Hot Rod Woodson jr jr] | Replay |
| 1:53 | 1st & 10 | OPP 39 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to A Perfect Circle to the left (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Paul Krause jr] | Replay |
| 1:17 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 36 | Weird Al Yankovic screen pass to FitzChivalry Farseer to the left side, caught (2.5 yd loss) [tackle: Ensign Ro Laren] | Replay |
| 0:51 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 38.5 | Weird Al Yankovic bad pass to Def Leppard up the right side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 0:47 | 4th & 10 | OPP 38.5 | 55.5 yd field goal attempted by Ben Folds, missed | Replay |
| The Usual Suspects 0:42 | ||||
| 0:42 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | Joe Cool screen pass to Heath Webber to the left side, caught (1 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: The Ramones] | Replay |
| 0:11 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 40 | Joe Cool screen pass to PEGASAS III to the left side, caught (11.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Motör head] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48.5 | Joe Cool pitch to JESSE O VI to the left (7 yd gain) [tackle: The Doobie Brothers] | Replay |
| 14:19 | 2nd & 3 | OPP 41.5 | Joe Cool pitch to Heath Webber to the left (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Motör head] | Replay |
| 13:42 | 1st & 10 | OPP 37.5 | Joe Cool pitch to JESSE O VI to the left (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ram Jam] | Replay |
| 13:12 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 34 | Joe Cool screen pass to Heath Webber to the left side, caught (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: The Ramones] | Replay |
| 12:29 | 3rd & 7 | OPP 34.5 | Joe Cool screen pass to Heath Webber, hurried by The Rolling Stones, to the left side, caught (1 yd loss) [diving tackle: Motör head] | Replay |
| 11:51 | 4th & 8.5 | OPP 35.5 | 52.5 yd field goal attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr. Jr., missed | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 11:47 | ||||
| 11:47 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35.5 | Alice Cooper pitch to Iron Maiden [missed tackle: Paul Krause jr (Power Through)] [TD] to the left (64.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 11:34 | Extra point attempted by Ben Folds, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| The Usual Suspects 11:34 | ||||
| 11:34 | Kickoff by Ben Folds, 64 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes Redux II (12 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Bachman-Turner Overdrive] | Replay | ||
| 11:32 | 1st & 10 | OWN 17.5 | Crash Test Dummy rush [missed tackle: AC- DC (Power Through)] [missed tackle: The Allman Brothers] [missed tackle: Led Zeppelin] to the left (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Eagles] | Replay |
| 10:51 | 2nd & 0.5 | OWN 27 | Joe Cool screen pass to Erode Shun to the left side, caught (1.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Molly Hatchet] | Replay |
| 10:18 | 3rd & 1.5 | OWN 25.5 | PEGASAS III rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Allman Brothers] | Replay |
| 9:54 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29 | Joe Cool pass to Dionte Irving up the right side, caught (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: Justen Time] | Replay |
| 9:12 | 2nd & 2 | OWN 37 | Crash Test Dummy rush to the left (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Steely Dan] | Replay |
| 8:40 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43 | Joe Cool pitch to Heath Webber to the left (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dire Straits] | Replay |
| 8:10 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 46 | Joe Cool pitch to JESSE O VI [missed tackle: Jefferson Airplane] to the left (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Stevie Wonder] | Replay |
| 7:32 | 3rd & inches | OPP 47 | Bo Webber rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Rolling Stones] | Replay |
| 7:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45 | Crash Test Dummy rush to the left (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: AC- DC] | Replay |
| 6:33 | 2nd & 11.5 | OPP 46.5 | Joe Cool screen pass to Heath Webber to the left side, caught (2 yd loss) [diving tackle: Night Eyes] | Replay |
| 6:04 | 3rd & 13.5 | OPP 48.5 | Joe Cool screen pass to PEGASAS III to the right side, caught [missed diving tackle: Stevie Wonder (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Led Zeppelin (Power Through)] (15 yd gain) [tackle: Rage Against the Machine] | Replay |
| 5:38 | 1st & 10 | OPP 33.5 | Crash Test Dummy rush to the left (1 yd gain) [tackle: Dire Straits] | Replay |
| 5:09 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 32 | Erode Shun rush to the left (no gain) [Monster Hit tackle: The Ramones] | Replay |
| 4:38 | 3rd & 9 | OPP 32.5 | Joe Cool pass to Mack Raines over the middle, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jefferson Airplane] | Replay |
| 4:17 | 1st & 10 | OPP 22.5 | Joe Cool pass to Emaree Winston, hurried by The Ramones, over the middle, caught (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Steely Dan] | Replay |
| 3:58 | 2nd & 3.5 | OPP 16 | Joe Cool pass to Sprayon Velcro up the right side [deflected by Motör head] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:55 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 16 | Joe Cool screen pass to Abe Reles to the right side, caught (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Van Halen] | Replay |
| 3:40 | 4th & 3 | OPP 15.5 | 32.5 yd field goal attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr. Jr., made [FG] | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 3:36 | ||||
| 3:36 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr. Jr., 66 yd, fielded by The Doors (23 yd return) [tackle: Angelo Seghezza] | Replay | ||
| 3:33 | 1st & 10 | OWN 27.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Nine Inch Nails over the middle, caught (8.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Carl Benoit B] | Replay |
| 2:44 | 2nd & 1.5 | OWN 36 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple over the middle, caught (25 yd gain) [diving tackle: Hot Rod Woodson jr jr] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 39 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer up the right side, caught (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lieutenant Tasha Yar] | Replay |
| 1:56 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 34.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: The Usual Suspects | Replay |
| 1:56 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 34.5 | A Perfect Circle rush [missed diving tackle: Q (Power Through)] to the left (6.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Maraad Watson] | Replay |
| 1:52 | 1st & 10 | OPP 28 | Defensive Timeout Called: The Usual Suspects | Replay |
| 1:52 | 1st & 10 | OPP 28 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple over the middle, caught [TD] (28 yd gain) | Replay |
| 1:47 | Extra point attempted by Ben Folds, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| The Usual Suspects 1:47 | ||||
| 1:47 | Kickoff by Ben Folds, 72 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes Redux II (18.5 yd return) [tackle: The Doobie Brothers] | Replay | ||
| 1:44 | 1st & 10 | OWN 16.5 | Joe Cool screen pass to Emaree Winston to the left side, caught (4.5 yd loss) [tackle: Dire Straits] | Replay |
| 1:28 | 2nd & 14.5 | OWN 11.5 | Crash Test Dummy rush to the left (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Eagles] | Replay |
| 1:11 | 3rd & 11 | OWN 15.5 | Joe Cool pass to Charles 'Lucky' Luciano over the middle [deflected by Molly Hatchet] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:08 | 4th & 11 | OWN 15.5 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 44 yd, fielded by The Doors [missed diving tackle: Adrius au Augustus (Spin)] (19 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Carl Benoit B] | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 0:59 | ||||
| 0:59 | 1st & 10 | OPP 40 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple over the middle, caught (31.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Hot Rod Woodson jr jr] | Replay |
| 0:54 | 1st & G | OPP 8.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: The Usual Suspects | Replay |
| 0:54 | 1st & G | OPP 8.5 | Alice Cooper rush up the middle (1 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:07 | 2nd & G | OPP 9.5 | Alice Cooper rush up the middle (1 yd loss) | Replay |