Play by Play
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| Harbor Hawks 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 21 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to FitzChivalry Farseer to the left (1 yd gain) [tackle: Adrius au Augustus] | Replay |
| 14:23 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 20.5 | Alice Cooper pitch to Iron Maiden [missed tackle: Adrius au Augustus] [missed diving tackle: Cover Band (Hurdle)] to the left (9.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Carl Benoit B] | Replay |
| 13:52 | 1st & 10 | OPP 11 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to FitzChivalry Farseer to the left (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Hot Rod Woodson jr jr] | Replay |
| 13:17 | 2nd & 3.5 | OPP 4.5 | Iron Maiden rush [missed diving tackle: Maskelyne (Hurdle)] up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Hugo Hulkster] | Replay |
| 12:37 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 3 | Iron Maiden rush [missed diving tackle: Carl Benoit B] up the middle (3 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 12:34 | Extra point attempted by Ben Folds, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| The Usual Suspects 12:34 | ||||
| 12:34 | Kickoff by Ben Folds, 68 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes Redux II (18.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Bachman-Turner Overdrive] | Replay | ||
| 12:31 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21 | Joe Cool pass to Subterranean Homesick Alien up the right side, caught (14.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Stevie Wonder] | Replay |
| 11:52 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35.5 | Crash Test Dummy rush [missed tackle: The Doobie Brothers] to the left (1 yd loss) [tackle: Brant Mitchell] | Replay |
| 11:12 | 2nd & 11 | OWN 34.5 | Crash Test Dummy rush to the left (1 yd loss) [diving tackle: The Doobie Brothers] | Replay |
| 10:46 | 3rd & 12 | OWN 33.5 | Joe Cool pass to Abe Reles over the middle [deflected by Molly Hatchet] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:42 | 4th & 12 | OWN 33.5 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 63 yd, fielded by The Doors [missed tackle: Adrius au Augustus (Spin)] (18.5 yd return) [tackle: Mega Bear] | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 10:33 | ||||
| 10:33 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Nine Inch Nails over the middle, caught (24.5 yd gain) [tackle: Adrius au Augustus] | Replay |
| 10:06 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47 | Weird Al Yankovic screen pass to A Perfect Circle to the left side, caught (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Mega Bear] | Replay |
| 9:33 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 47 | Iron Maiden rush [missed tackle: Adrius au Augustus (Power Through)] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Brayden Bridges] | Replay |
| 8:56 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 49.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Def Leppard over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Lieutenant Tasha Yar] | Replay |
| 8:33 | 4th & inches | OPP 43.5 | Alice Cooper rush [missed tackle: Carl Benoit B] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Hugo Hulkster] | Replay |
| 7:55 | 1st & 10 | OPP 39.5 | Weird Al Yankovic screen pass to FitzChivalry Farseer, hurried by Hugo Hulkster, to the left side, caught (19.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ensign Ro Laren] | Replay |
| 7:09 | 1st & 10 | OPP 20 | Alice Cooper pitch to Iron Maiden [missed tackle: Herschel ] [missed tackle: Ensign Pavel Chekov] to the right (6 yd gain) [tackle: Spamish Inquisition] | Replay |
| 6:36 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 14 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to A Perfect Circle [missed tackle: Adrius au Augustus] to the left (13 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ensign Ro Laren] | Replay |
| 6:04 | 1st & G | OPP 1 | Iron Maiden rush [TD] up the middle (1 yd gain) | Replay |
| 6:01 | Extra point attempted by Ben Folds, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| The Usual Suspects 6:01 | ||||
| 6:01 | Kickoff by Ben Folds, 68 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes Redux II (21 yd return) [diving tackle: The Eagles] | Replay | ||
| 5:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22.5 | PEGASAS III rush [missed diving tackle: Venom Poison Marcum (Power Through)] up the middle (5 yd gain) [tackle: Motör head] | Replay |
| 5:33 | 2nd & 5 | OWN 27.5 | Joe Cool pitch to Heath Webber to the left (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Brant Mitchell] | Replay |
| 5:06 | 3rd & 2 | OWN 30.5 | Bo Webber rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Molly Hatchet] | Replay |
| 4:25 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33.5 | PEGASAS III rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Molly Hatchet] | Replay |
| 4:01 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 37 | Joe Cool screen pass to PEGASAS III to the left side, caught [missed tackle: Dire Straits] (8.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jefferson Airplane] | Replay |
| 3:27 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45 | Joe Cool pass to Subterranean Homesick Alien, hurried by Van Halen, up the right side, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Justen Time] | Replay |
| 2:49 | 2nd & 2 | OPP 47 | Joe Cool pass to PEGASAS III over the middle (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:45 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 47 | Bo Webber rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Molly Hatchet] | Replay |
| 2:15 | 4th & 0.5 | OPP 45.5 | Crash Test Dummy rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Dire Straits] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43.5 | Joe Cool screen pass to PEGASAS III to the right side, caught [missed tackle: The Eagles] [missed diving tackle: Stevie Wonder (Spin)] (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Grand Funk Railroad] | Replay |
| 1:16 | 2nd & 0.5 | OPP 34 | Joe Cool screen pass to PEGASAS III to the right side, caught [missed diving tackle: Justen Time] (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ram Jam] | Replay |
| 0:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 30.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: The Usual Suspects | Replay |
| 0:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 30.5 | Joe Cool pass to Charles 'Lucky' Luciano over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Justen Time] | Replay |
| 0:42 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 24.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: The Usual Suspects | Replay |
| 0:42 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 24.5 | Joe Cool screen pass to Abe Reles, hurried by Liveship Paragon, to the right side, caught (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Led Zeppelin] | Replay |
| 0:23 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 24 | Joe Cool screen pass to Abe Reles to the right side, caught (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Led Zeppelin] | Replay |
| 0:18 | 4th & 0.5 | OPP 21.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: The Usual Suspects | Replay |
| 0:18 | 4th & 0.5 | OPP 21.5 | 38.5 yd field goal attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr. Jr., made [FG] | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 0:14 | ||||
| 0:14 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr. Jr., 56 yd, fielded by The Doors (11 yd return) [tackle: Angelo Seghezza] | Replay | ||
| 0:12 | 1st & 10 | OWN 25 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple over the middle (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:06 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 25 | Weird Al Yankovic bad pass to Deep Purple, hurried by Dennis Valdez, up the left side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |