Play by Play
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| Harbor Hawks 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr. Jr., 70 yd, fielded by The Doors (20.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Q ] | Replay | ||
| 14:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to A Perfect Circle to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: Dennis Valdez] | Replay |
| 14:26 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 22.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to A Perfect Circle [missed diving tackle: Ensign Ro Laren] to the left (12 yd gain) [tackle: Paul Krause jr] | Replay |
| 13:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34.5 | Weird Al Yankovic bad pass to Fleetwood Mac, hurried by Ensign Ro Laren, over the middle [deflected by Adrius au Augustus] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 13:54 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 34.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Def Leppard over the middle, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Hot Rod Woodson jr jr] | Replay |
| 13:16 | 3rd & 3.5 | OWN 41 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Nine Inch Nails over the middle, caught (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sheldom Target] | Replay |
| 12:42 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46.5 | Alice Cooper rush [missed tackle: Q (Power Through)] to the left (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Brayden Bridges] | Replay |
| 12:03 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 49.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple, hurried by Ensign Ro Laren, over the middle [deflected by Out Left] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:59 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 49.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Fleetwood Mac, hurried by Ensign Ro Laren, over the middle [deflected by Out Left] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:55 | 4th & 6 | OPP 49.5 | Punt by James Taylor, 39 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes Redux II (4.5 yd return) [tackle: Grand Funk Railroad] | Replay |
| The Usual Suspects 11:48 | ||||
| 11:48 | 1st & 10 | OWN 15 | Crash Test Dummy rush [missed diving tackle: Daft Punk (Power Through)][forced fumble: The Eagles], fumbled , recovered by Carry Big Stick (6 yd return) [diving tackle: Jefferson Airplane] | Replay |
| 11:13 | 1st & 10 | OWN 26 | Joe Cool pitch to Heath Webber to the left (1 yd gain) [tackle: Daft Punk] | Replay |
| 10:43 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 27 | Joe Cool pitch to Heath Webber [missed tackle: The Doobie Brothers (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Daft Punk (Power Through)] to the left (67 yd gain) [diving tackle: Led Zeppelin] | Replay |
| 10:00 | 1st & G | OPP 6 | Crash Test Dummy rush to the left (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Night Eyes] | Replay |
| 9:21 | 2nd & G | OPP 6 | Joe Cool screen pass to JESSE O VI to the left side, caught (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Venom Poison Marcum] | Replay |
| 8:49 | 3rd & G | OPP 4.5 | Joe Cool sacked by Van Halen (5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 8:21 | 4th & G | OPP 10 | 27 yd field goal attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr. Jr., made [FG] | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 8:18 | ||||
| 8:18 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr. Jr., 65 yd, fielded by The Doors [missed diving tackle: Sheldom Target] (26 yd return) [diving tackle: Cover Band] | Replay | ||
| 8:14 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Def Leppard up the left side, caught (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sheldom Target] | Replay |
| 7:50 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 34.5 | Iron Maiden rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Brayden Bridges] | Replay |
| 7:19 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 36.5 | Alice Cooper rush to the left (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Mega Bear] | Replay |
| 6:40 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Nine Inch Nails over the middle, caught (18 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ensign Ro Laren] | Replay |
| 5:56 | 1st & 10 | OPP 41 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to A Perfect Circle up the right side, caught (8.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lieutenant Tasha Yar] | Replay |
| 5:29 | 2nd & 1.5 | OPP 32.5 | Iron Maiden rush [TD] up the middle (32.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 5:22 | Extra point attempted by Ben Folds, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| The Usual Suspects 5:22 | ||||
| 5:22 | Kickoff by Ben Folds, 65 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes Redux II (20 yd return) [tackle: Bachman-Turner Overdrive] | Replay | ||
| 5:19 | 1st & 10 | OWN 25 | Joe Cool screen pass to JESSE O VI to the left side, caught [missed tackle: Ram Jam (Lower the Shoulder)] (8 yd gain) [tackle: Motör head] | Replay |
| 4:35 | 2nd & 2 | OWN 33 | Joe Cool pitch to JESSE O VI to the left (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Who] | Replay |
| 3:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38 | Joe Cool screen pass to Emaree Winston to the left side, caught, knocked loose by Night Eyes [deflected by Night Eyes] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:53 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 38 | Joe Cool pitch to JESSE O VI to the left (23.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Doobie Brothers] | Replay |
| 3:12 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38.5 | Joe Cool screen pass to PEGASAS III, hurried by Liveship Paragon, to the left side, caught [missed tackle: Steely Dan (Spin)] (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Molly Hatchet] | Replay |
| 2:33 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 32.5 | Joe Cool pass to Charles 'Lucky' Luciano over the middle, caught, knocked loose by The Doobie Brothers [deflected by The Doobie Brothers] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:29 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 32.5 | Joe Cool pass to Carry Big Stick up the left side intercepted by Jefferson Airplane (1 yd return) [diving tackle: Carry Big Stick] | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 2:24 | ||||
| 2:24 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple over the middle, caught (31.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Hot Rod Woodson jr jr] | Replay |
| 1:53 | 1st & 10 | OPP 39 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to A Perfect Circle to the left (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Paul Krause jr] | Replay |
| 1:17 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 36 | Weird Al Yankovic screen pass to FitzChivalry Farseer to the left side, caught (2.5 yd loss) [tackle: Ensign Ro Laren] | Replay |
| 0:51 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 38.5 | Weird Al Yankovic bad pass to Def Leppard up the right side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 0:47 | 4th & 10 | OPP 38.5 | 55.5 yd field goal attempted by Ben Folds, missed | Replay |
| The Usual Suspects 0:42 | ||||
| 0:42 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | Joe Cool screen pass to Heath Webber to the left side, caught (1 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: The Ramones] | Replay |
| 0:11 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 40 | Joe Cool screen pass to PEGASAS III to the left side, caught (11.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Motör head] | Replay |