Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| The Usual Suspects 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Ben Folds, 81 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Joe Cool screen pass to Emaree Winston to the left side, caught (5.5 yd loss) [tackle: Brant Mitchell] | Replay |
| 14:17 | 2nd & 15.5 | OWN 14.5 | Joe Cool screen pass to PEGASAS III to the left side, caught [missed tackle: Jefferson Airplane] [missed diving tackle: Night Eyes (Power Through)] [TD] (85.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 14:03 | Extra point attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr. Jr., missed | Replay | ||
| Harbor Hawks 14:03 | ||||
| 14:03 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr. Jr., 81.5 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 14:03 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to Iron Maiden to the left (3 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Carl Benoit B] | Replay |
| 13:39 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 23 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to A Perfect Circle [missed diving tackle: Vash (Power Through)] to the left (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ensign Ro Laren] | Replay |
| 12:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple over the middle, caught (27.5 yd gain) [tackle: Vash ] | Replay |
| 12:20 | 1st & 10 | OPP 40.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Nine Inch Nails over the middle, caught (15.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Q ] | Replay |
| 11:54 | 1st & 10 | OPP 25 | A Perfect Circle rush [missed tackle: Spamish Inquisition (Power Through)] to the right (14 yd gain) [tackle: Q ] | Replay |
| 11:17 | 1st & 10 | OPP 11 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Nine Inch Nails over the middle, caught (10.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Carl Benoit B] | Replay |
| 10:35 | 1st & G | OPP 0.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Nine Inch Nails over the middle, thrown low, caught [TD] (0.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 10:32 | Extra point attempted by Ben Folds, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| The Usual Suspects 10:32 | ||||
| 10:32 | Kickoff by Ben Folds, 69 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes Redux II [missed tackle: Justen Time] (15.5 yd return) [tackle: The Doobie Brothers] | Replay | ||
| 10:29 | 1st & 10 | OWN 16 | Crash Test Dummy rush to the left (1 yd loss) [tackle: Van Halen] | Replay |
| 10:02 | 2nd & 11 | OWN 15.5 | Crash Test Dummy rush [missed tackle: Venom Poison Marcum (Power Through)] to the left (1.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: The Ramones] | Replay |
| 9:37 | 3rd & 9.5 | OWN 17 | Joe Cool screen pass to Emaree Winston to the left side, caught, knocked loose by Bachman-Turner Overdrive [deflected by Bachman-Turner Overdrive] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:32 | 4th & 9.5 | OWN 17 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 61 yd, fielded by The Doors (8.5 yd return) [tackle: Christian Jones Rafiki] | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 9:23 | ||||
| 9:23 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31 | Weird Al Yankovic screen pass to FitzChivalry Farseer to the left side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Cover Band] | Replay |
| 8:53 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 35.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer up the right side, caught (2 yd gain) [tackle: Lieutenant Tasha Yar] | Replay |
| 8:27 | 3rd & 3.5 | OWN 37.5 | Alice Cooper rush [missed tackle: Angelo Seghezza (Power Through)] to the right (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Dennis Valdez] | Replay |
| 7:45 | 4th & 1.5 | OWN 39.5 | Punt by James Taylor, 43 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| The Usual Suspects 7:39 | ||||
| 7:39 | 1st & 10 | OWN 17.5 | Joe Cool pitch to Heath Webber to the left (4 yd loss) [diving tackle: Night Eyes] | Replay |
| 6:58 | 2nd & 14 | OWN 13.5 | Crash Test Dummy rush to the left (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: AC- DC] | Replay |
| 6:24 | 3rd & 15 | OWN 13 | Joe Cool screen pass to PEGASAS III to the right side, caught (1 yd gain) [tackle: Led Zeppelin] | Replay |
| 5:55 | 4th & 14 | OWN 13.5 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 55 yd, fielded by The Doors (9 yd return) [tackle: Christian Jones Rafiki] | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 5:47 | ||||
| 5:47 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40.5 | A Perfect Circle rush to the right (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Angelo Seghezza] | Replay |
| 5:21 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 46 | Alice Cooper rush [missed diving tackle: Paul Krause jr (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Q ] to the left (5.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Carl Benoit B] | Replay |
| 4:46 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49 | Alice Cooper rush to the right (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Brayden Bridges] | Replay |
| 4:05 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 48 | Weird Al Yankovic screen pass to A Perfect Circle to the right side, caught (12.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Angelo Seghezza] | Replay |
| 3:22 | 1st & 10 | OPP 35.5 | Weird Al Yankovic screen pass to A Perfect Circle, hurried by Brayden Bridges, to the left side, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: Maskelyne] | Replay |
| 2:47 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 31.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer over the middle, caught (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Lieutenant Tasha Yar] | Replay |
| 2:15 | 3rd & 4.5 | OPP 30 | Weird Al Yankovic bad pass to Def Leppard, hurried by Ensign Ro Laren, over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 2:12 | 4th & 4.5 | OPP 30 | 47 yd field goal attempted by Ben Folds, made [FG] | Replay |
| The Usual Suspects 2:08 | ||||
| 2:08 | Kickoff by Ben Folds, 70 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes Redux II (20.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Grand Funk Railroad] | Replay | ||
| 2:05 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20.5 | Joe Cool pitch to Heath Webber [missed tackle: Daft Punk] [missed tackle: Steely Dan] to the left (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Venom Poison Marcum] | Replay |
| 1:24 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 23 | Joe Cool pitch to JESSE O VI [TD] to the left (77 yd gain) | Replay |
| 1:11 | Extra point attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr. Jr., made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Harbor Hawks 1:11 | ||||
| 1:11 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr. Jr., 69 yd, fielded by The Doors (22.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Q ] | Replay | ||
| 1:08 | 1st & 10 | OWN 24 | Weird Al Yankovic screen pass to A Perfect Circle to the left side, caught (12.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Vash ] | Replay |
| 0:42 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36.5 | Alice Cooper rush [missed diving tackle: Maskelyne (Hurdle)] to the left (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Q ] | Replay |
| 0:09 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 39.5 | Weird Al Yankovic screen pass to A Perfect Circle to the left side, caught [missed tackle: Out Left] (39 yd gain) [diving tackle: Q ] | Replay |