Play by Play
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 4th & 0.5 | OWN 41 | Douglas Ford rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Stevie Wonder] | Replay |
| 14:30 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen sacked by Van Halen (6 yd loss) | Replay |
| 13:57 | 2nd & 16 | OWN 38.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen screen pass to Marvelous Mal II to the left side, caught, knocked loose by The Who [deflected by The Who] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:53 | 3rd & 16 | OWN 38.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to **Tony Gonzalez** over the middle, caught [TD] (61.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 13:44 | Extra point attempted by Steel Foot, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Harbor Hawks 13:44 | ||||
| 13:44 | Kickoff by Steel Foot, 67 yd, fielded by The Doors (28 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Zack *Agency* Delacruz*Gunner] | Replay | ||
| 13:40 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to Iron Maiden to the left (2 yd loss) [tackle: Free "HH" Seawasp] | Replay |
| 13:06 | 2nd & 12 | OWN 29 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple, hurried by Sammael ©, over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Free "HH" Seawasp [deflected by Free "HH" Seawasp] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:01 | 3rd & 12 | OWN 29 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer over the middle, caught (18.5 yd gain) [tackle: Cruz Champagne] | Replay |
| 12:21 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Alice Cooper rush to the left (1 yd gain) [tackle: You're Stuffed] | Replay |
| 11:42 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 48.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to Iron Maiden to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: Belal ©] | Replay |
| 11:08 | 3rd & 6.5 | OPP 48.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer over the middle, caught (14 yd gain) [tackle: Nathalie Emmanuel] | Replay |
| 10:24 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple over the middle, caught (24 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lindsey Morgan] | Replay |
| 9:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 10.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to A Perfect Circle to the left (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Flying Dutchman] | Replay |
| 9:03 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 8 | Weird Al Yankovic screen pass to A Perfect Circle to the right side [deflected by C - "SS" Lake] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:59 | 3rd & 7.5 | OPP 8 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Birgitte Trahelion © [deflected by Birgitte Trahelion ©] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:55 | 4th & 7.5 | OPP 8 | 25 yd field goal attempted by Ben Folds, made [FG] | Replay |
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 8:52 | ||||
| 8:52 | Kickoff by Ben Folds, 71 yd, fielded by Special Returner (27 yd return) [diving tackle: The Eagles] | Replay | ||
| 8:48 | 1st & 10 | OWN 26 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to TD Jumper to the left (17 yd gain) [diving tackle: Steely Dan] | Replay |
| 8:04 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to Douglas Ford[forced fumble: Venom Poison Marcum], fumbled , recovered by Semirhage © (0.5 yd return) [tackle: Daft Punk] | Replay |
| 7:28 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 44.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen sacked by Van Halen (5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 7:02 | 3rd & 12.5 | OWN 40 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Reggie Rocketman, hurried by Van Halen, over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: Led Zeppelin] | Replay |
| 6:36 | 4th & 7.5 | OWN 45 | Punt by Ballyn Theair, 40 yd, fielded by The Doors (fair catch) | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 6:30 | ||||
| 6:30 | 1st & 10 | OWN 15.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer over the middle, jumping catch attempt, caught (11 yd gain) [tackle: Queen's Guard] | Replay |
| 5:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 26.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Caravan Palace over the middle, caught (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: Belal ©] | Replay |
| 5:29 | 2nd & 1.5 | OWN 35.5 | Weird Al Yankovic bad pass to Nine Inch Nails up the right side, out of bounds (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 5:24 | 3rd & 1.5 | OWN 35.5 | A Perfect Circle rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jack Rackham II] | Replay |
| 4:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer over the middle, caught (3 yd gain) [tackle: Nathalie Emmanuel] | Replay |
| 4:22 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 41 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer up the left side, caught (13 yd gain) [tackle: Nathalie Emmanuel] | Replay |
| 3:52 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer over the middle, caught (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Nathalie Emmanuel] | Replay |
| 3:25 | 2nd & 0.5 | OPP 36.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer over the middle (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:20 | 3rd & 0.5 | OPP 36.5 | A Perfect Circle rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lanfear © ] | Replay |
| 3:07 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer, hurried by What a RUSH, over the middle, caught (10.5 yd gain) [tackle: Cruz Champagne] | Replay |
| 2:49 | 1st & 10 | OPP 25.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple, hurried by Sammael ©, over the middle (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:43 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 25.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Nine Inch Nails up the right side, out of bounds [deflected by Queen's Guard] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:38 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 25.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Nine Inch Nails up the right side [deflected by Cruz Champagne] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:33 | 4th & 10 | OPP 25.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Nine Inch Nails over the middle, caught (18 yd gain) [diving tackle: Birgitte Trahelion ©] | Replay |
| 2:18 | 1st & G | OPP 7.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to A Perfect Circle to the left (1 yd loss) [Big Hit tackle: Free "HH" Seawasp] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 2nd & G | OPP 8.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to The Fool up the right side [deflected by Birgitte Trahelion ©] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:56 | 3rd & G | OPP 8.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Fleetwood Mac over the middle [deflected by Cruz Champagne] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:52 | 4th & G | OPP 8.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple up the left side [deflected by Nathalie Emmanuel] (incomplete) (turnover on downs) | Replay |
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 1:48 | ||||
| 1:48 | 1st & 10 | OWN 8.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to Marvelous Mal II to the left (no gain) [diving tackle: The Doobie Brothers] | Replay |
| 1:44 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 8.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Harbor Hawks | Replay |
| 1:44 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 8.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to TD Jumper [missed tackle: Led Zeppelin (Power Through)] to the left (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: The Doobie Brothers] | Replay |
| 1:39 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 14 | Defensive Timeout Called: Harbor Hawks | Replay |
| 1:39 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 14 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to **Tony Gonzalez** over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Daft Punk [deflected by Daft Punk] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:35 | 4th & 4.5 | OWN 14 | Punt by Ballyn Theair, 42 yd, fielded by The Doors (fair catch) | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 1:29 | ||||
| 1:29 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Nine Inch Nails over the middle, caught [missed tackle: **Champ Bailey**] (14.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jack U-UP IV] | Replay |
| 1:05 | 1st & 10 | OPP 41.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer over the middle, caught (12.5 yd gain) [tackle: Glossy Eyes Reincarnate] | Replay |
| 0:43 | 1st & 10 | OPP 29 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple up the left side (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:38 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 29 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple over the middle, caught (25.5 yd gain) [tackle: Birgitte Trahelion ©] | Replay |
| 0:33 | 1st & G | OPP 3.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Harbor Hawks | Replay |
| 0:33 | 1st & G | OPP 3.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer over the middle, caught [TD] (3.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 0:29 | Two point conversion attempted by Iron Maiden, converted [2PT] | Replay | ||
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 0:29 | ||||
| 0:29 | Kickoff by Ben Folds, 75 yd, fielded by Special Returner, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 0:29 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen rush to the left (1 yd loss) | Replay |