Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Ben Folds, 77 yd, fielded by Special Returner, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to TD Jumper to the left (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Venom Poison Marcum] | Replay |
| 14:34 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 21.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen sacked by Van Halen (6.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 14:06 | 3rd & 15 | OWN 15 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to **Larry Centers** over the middle [deflected by The Rolling Stones] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:02 | 4th & 15 | OWN 15 | Punt by Ballyn Theair, 71 yd, fielded by The Doors (15.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Rodolfo "Agency" Hein "STOP"] | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 13:54 | ||||
| 13:54 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to A Perfect Circle to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Glossy Eyes Reincarnate] | Replay |
| 13:23 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 32 | Weird Al Yankovic screen pass to A Perfect Circle to the left side, caught [missed tackle: Nathalie Emmanuel] (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Big Strongman] | Replay |
| 12:45 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 33.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer, hurried by Jack Rackham II, up the right side (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:39 | 4th & 6.5 | OWN 33.5 | Punt by James Taylor, 48 yd, fielded by Special Returner (11 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Bachman-Turner Overdrive] | Replay |
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 12:31 | ||||
| 12:31 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to TD Jumper [missed tackle: Rage Against the Machine] to the right (3 yd gain) [tackle: The Who] | Replay |
| 12:02 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 32.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to Douglas Ford to the left (no gain) [diving tackle: Night Eyes] | Replay |
| 11:28 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 32.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen bad pass to Tyler Roadgrader over the middle [deflected by Pink Floyd] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 11:24 | 4th & 7 | OWN 32.5 | Punt by Ballyn Theair, 55 yd, fielded by The Doors (5.5 yd return) [tackle: Rodolfo "Agency" Hein "STOP"] | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 11:17 | ||||
| 11:17 | 1st & 10 | OWN 18 | Weird Al Yankovic screen pass to A Perfect Circle to the left side, caught (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Asmodean ©] | Replay |
| 10:46 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 20.5 | Weird Al Yankovic screen pass to A Perfect Circle to the left side, caught [missed tackle: Free "HH" Seawasp] (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: INTs I Hope] | Replay |
| 10:02 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to A Perfect Circle [missed tackle: Nathalie Emmanuel (Power Through)] to the left (1 yd gain) [tackle: Hunt U-Down IV] | Replay |
| 9:36 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 31 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Iron Maiden up the left side, caught (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Hunt U-Down IV] | Replay |
| 9:01 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 34 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer over the middle, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Glossy Eyes Reincarnate] | Replay |
| 8:31 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Caravan Palace up the right side, caught [TD] (59.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 8:24 | Extra point attempted by Ben Folds, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 8:24 | ||||
| 8:24 | Kickoff by Ben Folds, 74 yd, fielded by Special Returner, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 8:24 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to TD Jumper to the right (19.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ram Jam] | Replay |
| 7:50 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to Douglas Ford [missed diving tackle: Stevie Wonder (Hurdle)] to the left (17 yd gain) [tackle: Daft Punk] | Replay |
| 7:21 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Tyler Roadgrader over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Bachman-Turner Overdrive [deflected by Bachman-Turner Overdrive] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:17 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 43.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Reggie Rocketman, hurried by The Who, up the left side, caught [TD] (43.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 7:11 | Extra point attempted by Steel Foot, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Harbor Hawks 7:11 | ||||
| 7:11 | Kickoff by Steel Foot, 68 yd, fielded by The Doors (13 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Zack *Agency* Delacruz*Gunner] | Replay | ||
| 7:09 | 1st & 10 | OWN 15 | Iron Maiden rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Rahvin ©] | Replay |
| 6:35 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 17.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to A Perfect Circle up the right side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:31 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 17.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer over the middle, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: Cruz Champagne] | Replay |
| 6:04 | 4th & 0.5 | OWN 24.5 | A Perfect Circle rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Asmodean ©] | Replay |
| 5:40 | 1st & 10 | OWN 27.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer over the middle, caught (11 yd gain) [tackle: C - "SS" Lake] | Replay |
| 5:03 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to Iron Maiden [missed diving tackle: Queen's Guard (Power Through)] to the right (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: You're Stuffed] | Replay |
| 4:31 | 2nd & 3 | OWN 45.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple up the left side, caught, knocked loose by Nathalie Emmanuel [deflected by Nathalie Emmanuel] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:26 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 45.5 | A Perfect Circle rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Lanfear © ] | Replay |
| 3:44 | 4th & 1 | OWN 48 | A Perfect Circle rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Lanfear © ] | Replay |
| 3:02 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to The Fool over the middle, caught (27 yd gain) [tackle: Free "HH" Seawasp] | Replay |
| 2:20 | 1st & 10 | OPP 23 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to ZZ Top, hurried by Rahvin ©, over the middle, caught (19.5 yd gain) [tackle: Cruz Champagne] | Replay |
| 1:37 | 1st & G | OPP 3.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Nine Inch Nails over the middle [deflected by Jack U-UP IV] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:33 | 2nd & G | OPP 3.5 | Weird Al Yankovic bad pass to Nine Inch Nails over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 1:29 | 3rd & G | OPP 3.5 | A Perfect Circle rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Flying Dutchman] | Replay |
| 0:57 | 4th & G | OPP 0 | A Perfect Circle rush [TD] up the middle (no gain) | Replay |
| 0:55 | Extra point attempted by Ben Folds, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 0:55 | ||||
| 0:55 | Kickoff by Ben Folds, 76 yd, fielded by Special Returner, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 0:55 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Fast AF, hurried by Van Halen, over the middle, caught (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: Molly Hatchet] | Replay |
| 0:12 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to Marvelous Mal II to the left (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: Dire Straits] | Replay |