Play by Play
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| Harbor Hawks 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Steel Foot, 72 yd, fielded by The Doors (19.5 yd return) [tackle: Birgitte Trahelion ©] | Replay | ||
| 14:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 17.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to Iron Maiden to the left (0.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Free "HH" Seawasp] | Replay |
| 14:25 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 17.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to A Perfect Circle to the left (1 yd loss) [tackle: Free "HH" Seawasp] | Replay |
| 13:46 | 3rd & 10.5 | OWN 17 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer over the middle, jumping catch attempt [deflected by INTs I Hope] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:43 | 4th & 10.5 | OWN 17 | Punt by James Taylor, 49 yd, fielded by Special Returner (10.5 yd return) [tackle: The Eagles] | Replay |
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 13:36 | ||||
| 13:36 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Fast AF over the middle [deflected by Motör head] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:32 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 44.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to Marvelous Mal II to the left (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Brant Mitchell] | Replay |
| 12:58 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 48.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to **Tony Gonzalez** over the middle, caught (10.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Stevie Wonder] | Replay |
| 12:28 | 1st & 10 | OPP 41.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to TD Jumper to the left (no gain) [tackle: Motör head] | Replay |
| 11:55 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 41 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to TD Jumper to the left (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ram Jam] | Replay |
| 11:23 | 3rd & 8.5 | OPP 40 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to **Tony Gonzalez** over the middle, caught (25 yd gain) [tackle: Stevie Wonder] | Replay |
| 10:55 | 1st & 10 | OPP 15 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to Douglas Ford to the right (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Grand Funk Railroad] | Replay |
| 10:21 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 12.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to TD Jumper to the right (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Venom Poison Marcum] | Replay |
| 9:57 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 7 | TD Jumper rush [missed diving tackle: The Rolling Stones (Hurdle)] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: AC- DC] | Replay |
| 9:31 | 1st & G | OPP 3.5 | Douglas Ford rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Who] | Replay |
| 8:56 | 2nd & G | OPP 1.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to **Larry Centers** over the middle, caught [TD] (1.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 8:53 | Extra point attempted by Steel Foot, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Harbor Hawks 8:53 | ||||
| 8:53 | Kickoff by Steel Foot, 72 yd, fielded by The Doors (18.5 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Zack *Agency* Delacruz*Gunner] | Replay | ||
| 8:51 | 1st & 10 | OWN 16 | Weird Al Yankovic screen pass to A Perfect Circle to the right side, caught (no gain) [tackle: Asmodean ©] | Replay |
| 8:12 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 16 | Weird Al Yankovic screen pass to A Perfect Circle to the left side, caught (no gain) [tackle: Free "HH" Seawasp] | Replay |
| 7:31 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 16.5 | Encroachment penalty committed by Sammael © | Replay |
| 7:31 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 21.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer up the right side, caught, knocked loose by Cruz Champagne [deflected by Cruz Champagne] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:27 | 4th & 5 | OWN 21.5 | Punt by James Taylor, 48 yd, fielded by Special Returner (16.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Bachman-Turner Overdrive] | Replay |
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 7:19 | ||||
| 7:19 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to **Larry Centers** over the middle, caught (16.5 yd gain) [tackle: Night Eyes] | Replay |
| 6:40 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to TD Jumper to the left (0.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: The Ramones] | Replay |
| 6:04 | 2nd & 9.5 | OPP 35.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen bad pass to Fast AF over the middle intercepted by Rage Against the Machine (0 yd return) [tackle: Fast AF] | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 5:59 | ||||
| 5:59 | 1st & 10 | OWN 13 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer over the middle, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jack U-UP IV] | Replay |
| 5:32 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 18 | Iron Maiden rush up the middle (no gain) [tackle: Flying Dutchman] | Replay |
| 5:07 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 18 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer over the middle [deflected by Jack Rackham II] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:04 | 4th & 4.5 | OWN 18 | Punt by James Taylor, 48 yd, fielded by Special Returner (9.5 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Bachman-Turner Overdrive] | Replay |
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 4:56 | ||||
| 4:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to Douglas Ford to the left (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Brant Mitchell] | Replay |
| 4:19 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 45 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Reggie Rocketman up the right side [deflected by Jefferson Airplane] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:14 | 3rd & 8.5 | OWN 45 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to **Larry Centers** over the middle, caught (10.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dire Straits] | Replay |
| 3:36 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to Douglas Ford to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: Night Eyes] | Replay |
| 3:00 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 41.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to TD Jumper [missed tackle: Grand Funk Railroad (Power Through)] to the right (no gain) [tackle: The Who] | Replay |
| 2:27 | 3rd & 7 | OPP 41 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen bad pass to Marvelous Mal II, hurried by Van Halen, over the middle [deflected by The Allman Brothers] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 2:24 | 4th & 7 | OPP 41 | Punt by Ballyn Theair, 44 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 2:19 | ||||
| 2:19 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to Iron Maiden to the right (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: C - "SS" Lake] | Replay |
| 1:54 | 2nd & 10.5 | OWN 19.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to A Perfect Circle to the left (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Hunt U-Down IV] | Replay |
| 1:27 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 24 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer over the middle [deflected by INTs I Hope] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:24 | 4th & 6 | OWN 24 | Punt by James Taylor, 52 yd, fielded by Special Returner (7.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Grand Funk Railroad] | Replay |
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 1:16 | ||||
| 1:16 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to Douglas Ford to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Dire Straits] | Replay |
| 0:41 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 34 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to TD Jumper [missed tackle: Motör head (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Bachman-Turner Overdrive] to the left (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: The Eagles] | Replay |
| 0:07 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 38.5 | TD Jumper rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: The Rolling Stones] | Replay |