Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Ben Folds, 77 yd, fielded by Special Returner, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to TD Jumper to the left (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Venom Poison Marcum] | Replay |
| 14:34 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 21.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen sacked by Van Halen (6.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 14:06 | 3rd & 15 | OWN 15 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to **Larry Centers** over the middle [deflected by The Rolling Stones] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:02 | 4th & 15 | OWN 15 | Punt by Ballyn Theair, 71 yd, fielded by The Doors (15.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Rodolfo "Agency" Hein "STOP"] | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 13:54 | ||||
| 13:54 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to A Perfect Circle to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Glossy Eyes Reincarnate] | Replay |
| 13:23 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 32 | Weird Al Yankovic screen pass to A Perfect Circle to the left side, caught [missed tackle: Nathalie Emmanuel] (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Big Strongman] | Replay |
| 12:45 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 33.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer, hurried by Jack Rackham II, up the right side (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:39 | 4th & 6.5 | OWN 33.5 | Punt by James Taylor, 48 yd, fielded by Special Returner (11 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Bachman-Turner Overdrive] | Replay |
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 12:31 | ||||
| 12:31 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to TD Jumper [missed tackle: Rage Against the Machine] to the right (3 yd gain) [tackle: The Who] | Replay |
| 12:02 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 32.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to Douglas Ford to the left (no gain) [diving tackle: Night Eyes] | Replay |
| 11:28 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 32.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen bad pass to Tyler Roadgrader over the middle [deflected by Pink Floyd] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 11:24 | 4th & 7 | OWN 32.5 | Punt by Ballyn Theair, 55 yd, fielded by The Doors (5.5 yd return) [tackle: Rodolfo "Agency" Hein "STOP"] | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 11:17 | ||||
| 11:17 | 1st & 10 | OWN 18 | Weird Al Yankovic screen pass to A Perfect Circle to the left side, caught (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Asmodean ©] | Replay |
| 10:46 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 20.5 | Weird Al Yankovic screen pass to A Perfect Circle to the left side, caught [missed tackle: Free "HH" Seawasp] (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: INTs I Hope] | Replay |
| 10:02 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to A Perfect Circle [missed tackle: Nathalie Emmanuel (Power Through)] to the left (1 yd gain) [tackle: Hunt U-Down IV] | Replay |
| 9:36 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 31 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Iron Maiden up the left side, caught (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Hunt U-Down IV] | Replay |
| 9:01 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 34 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer over the middle, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Glossy Eyes Reincarnate] | Replay |
| 8:31 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Caravan Palace up the right side, caught [TD] (59.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 8:24 | Extra point attempted by Ben Folds, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 8:24 | ||||
| 8:24 | Kickoff by Ben Folds, 74 yd, fielded by Special Returner, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 8:24 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to TD Jumper to the right (19.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ram Jam] | Replay |
| 7:50 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to Douglas Ford [missed diving tackle: Stevie Wonder (Hurdle)] to the left (17 yd gain) [tackle: Daft Punk] | Replay |
| 7:21 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Tyler Roadgrader over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Bachman-Turner Overdrive [deflected by Bachman-Turner Overdrive] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:17 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 43.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Reggie Rocketman, hurried by The Who, up the left side, caught [TD] (43.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 7:11 | Extra point attempted by Steel Foot, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Harbor Hawks 7:11 | ||||
| 7:11 | Kickoff by Steel Foot, 68 yd, fielded by The Doors (13 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Zack *Agency* Delacruz*Gunner] | Replay | ||
| 7:09 | 1st & 10 | OWN 15 | Iron Maiden rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Rahvin ©] | Replay |
| 6:35 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 17.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to A Perfect Circle up the right side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:31 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 17.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer over the middle, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: Cruz Champagne] | Replay |
| 6:04 | 4th & 0.5 | OWN 24.5 | A Perfect Circle rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Asmodean ©] | Replay |
| 5:40 | 1st & 10 | OWN 27.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer over the middle, caught (11 yd gain) [tackle: C - "SS" Lake] | Replay |
| 5:03 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to Iron Maiden [missed diving tackle: Queen's Guard (Power Through)] to the right (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: You're Stuffed] | Replay |
| 4:31 | 2nd & 3 | OWN 45.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple up the left side, caught, knocked loose by Nathalie Emmanuel [deflected by Nathalie Emmanuel] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:26 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 45.5 | A Perfect Circle rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Lanfear © ] | Replay |
| 3:44 | 4th & 1 | OWN 48 | A Perfect Circle rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Lanfear © ] | Replay |
| 3:02 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to The Fool over the middle, caught (27 yd gain) [tackle: Free "HH" Seawasp] | Replay |
| 2:20 | 1st & 10 | OPP 23 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to ZZ Top, hurried by Rahvin ©, over the middle, caught (19.5 yd gain) [tackle: Cruz Champagne] | Replay |
| 1:37 | 1st & G | OPP 3.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Nine Inch Nails over the middle [deflected by Jack U-UP IV] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:33 | 2nd & G | OPP 3.5 | Weird Al Yankovic bad pass to Nine Inch Nails over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 1:29 | 3rd & G | OPP 3.5 | A Perfect Circle rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Flying Dutchman] | Replay |
| 0:57 | 4th & G | OPP 0 | A Perfect Circle rush [TD] up the middle (no gain) | Replay |
| 0:55 | Extra point attempted by Ben Folds, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 0:55 | ||||
| 0:55 | Kickoff by Ben Folds, 76 yd, fielded by Special Returner, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 0:55 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Fast AF, hurried by Van Halen, over the middle, caught (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: Molly Hatchet] | Replay |
| 0:12 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to Marvelous Mal II to the left (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: Dire Straits] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & 11.5 | OWN 28.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Reggie Rocketman, hurried by Van Halen, over the middle [deflected by Molly Hatchet] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:55 | 3rd & 11.5 | OWN 28.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to **Larry Centers** over the middle, caught (11 yd gain) [diving tackle: Molly Hatchet] | Replay |
| 14:20 | 4th & inches | OWN 40 | TD Jumper rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Pink Floyd] | Replay |
| 13:42 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to Marvelous Mal II to the left (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: Dire Straits] | Replay |
| 13:10 | 2nd & 11.5 | OWN 42.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to Douglas Ford to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: The Eagles] | Replay |
| 12:45 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 44.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen sacked by Van Halen (5.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 12:15 | 4th & 15.5 | OWN 38.5 | Punt by Ballyn Theair, 52 yd, fielded by The Doors (14.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Cruz Champagne] | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 12:07 | ||||
| 12:07 | 1st & 10 | OWN 24 | Alice Cooper rush to the left (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: You're Stuffed] | Replay |
| 11:40 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 27 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to A Perfect Circle to the left (4 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Asmodean ©] | Replay |
| 11:08 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 31 | A Perfect Circle rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lanfear © ] | Replay |
| 10:38 | 4th & 0.5 | OWN 33.5 | A Perfect Circle rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lanfear © ] | Replay |
| 10:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to Iron Maiden to the left (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Rahvin ©] | Replay |
| 9:43 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 42 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Fleetwood Mac over the middle, caught (15 yd gain) [diving tackle: INTs I Hope] | Replay |
| 9:11 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43 | Iron Maiden rush to the left (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Glossy Eyes Reincarnate] | Replay |
| 8:28 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 39.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to A Perfect Circle to the left (no gain) [diving tackle: Rahvin ©] | Replay |
| 7:45 | 3rd & 6.5 | OPP 39.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer over the middle, caught (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: INTs I Hope] | Replay |
| 7:08 | 1st & 10 | OPP 31.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to A Perfect Circle to the left (1 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Asmodean ©] | Replay |
| 6:31 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 31 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Fleetwood Mac up the right side [deflected by Birgitte Trahelion ©] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:26 | 3rd & 9 | OPP 31 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to The Fool up the right side intercepted by C - "SS" Lake (31 yd return) [diving tackle: A Perfect Circle] | Replay |
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 6:17 | ||||
| 6:17 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Fast AF over the middle, caught (27 yd gain) [tackle: The Eagles] | Replay |
| 5:36 | 1st & 10 | OPP 41 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to TD Jumper to the left (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Motör head] | Replay |
| 5:12 | 2nd & 10.5 | OPP 41 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to TD Jumper to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Venom Poison Marcum] | Replay |
| 4:45 | 3rd & 7.5 | OPP 38.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to **Larry Centers** over the middle [deflected by Motör head] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:41 | 4th & 7.5 | OPP 38.5 | 55.5 yd field goal attempted by Steel Foot, missed | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 4:36 | ||||
| 4:36 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | Alice Cooper rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: You're Stuffed] | Replay |
| 4:09 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 40 | Weird Al Yankovic screen pass to A Perfect Circle to the left side, caught [missed tackle: Free "HH" Seawasp (Power Through)][Monster Hit forced fumble: Big Strongman], fumbled , recovered by Nathalie Emmanuel (4.5 yd return) [tackle: The Police] | Replay |
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 4:02 | ||||
| 4:02 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Fast AF over the middle, caught (28 yd gain) [diving tackle: Led Zeppelin] | Replay |
| 3:37 | 1st & 10 | OPP 16 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Reggie Rocketman up the right side, caught (16 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 3:33 | Extra point attempted by Steel Foot, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Harbor Hawks 3:33 | ||||
| 3:33 | Kickoff by Steel Foot, 61 yd, fielded by The Doors (9.5 yd return) [tackle: Gunner Gaines] | Replay | ||
| 3:32 | 1st & 10 | OWN 18.5 | Alice Cooper rush [missed diving tackle: You're Stuffed (Hurdle)] [missed tackle: Lindsey Morgan (Power Through)] to the left (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Asmodean ©] | Replay |
| 3:02 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 21.5 | Iron Maiden rush [missed diving tackle: Free "HH" Seawasp (Hurdle)] to the left (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lanfear © ] | Replay |
| 2:26 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 24 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Fleetwood Mac, hurried by Glossy Eyes Reincarnate, over the middle, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: Cruz Champagne] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 4th & 0.5 | OWN 28 | A Perfect Circle rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lanfear © ] | Replay |
| 1:34 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple up the left side [deflected by Free "HH" Seawasp] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:29 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 29.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer up the left side, caught (15 yd gain) [diving tackle: Belal ©] | Replay |
| 0:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Harbor Hawks | Replay |
| 0:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer, hurried by Brick Howez, over the middle, caught (13 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lindsey Morgan] | Replay |
| 0:40 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43 | Offensive Timeout Called: Harbor Hawks | Replay |
| 0:40 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Nine Inch Nails over the middle, caught (2.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Hunt U-Down IV] | Replay |
| 0:26 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 40 | 57 yd field goal attempted by Ben Folds, missed | Replay |
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 0:21 | ||||
| 0:21 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to **Larry Centers** over the middle, caught (13.5 yd gain) [tackle: Night Eyes] | Replay |
| 0:16 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps | Replay |
| 0:16 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Fast AF over the middle, caught, knocked loose by The Eagles [deflected by The Eagles] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:11 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 46.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to **Larry Centers** over the middle, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Dire Straits] | Replay |
| 0:01 | 3rd & 5.5 | OPP 42 | Offensive Timeout Called: Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps | Replay |
| 0:01 | 3rd & 5.5 | OPP 42 | 59 yd field goal attempted by Steel Foot, missed | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| Harbor Hawks 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Steel Foot, 72 yd, fielded by The Doors (19.5 yd return) [tackle: Birgitte Trahelion ©] | Replay | ||
| 14:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 17.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to Iron Maiden to the left (0.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Free "HH" Seawasp] | Replay |
| 14:25 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 17.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to A Perfect Circle to the left (1 yd loss) [tackle: Free "HH" Seawasp] | Replay |
| 13:46 | 3rd & 10.5 | OWN 17 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer over the middle, jumping catch attempt [deflected by INTs I Hope] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:43 | 4th & 10.5 | OWN 17 | Punt by James Taylor, 49 yd, fielded by Special Returner (10.5 yd return) [tackle: The Eagles] | Replay |
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 13:36 | ||||
| 13:36 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Fast AF over the middle [deflected by Motör head] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:32 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 44.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to Marvelous Mal II to the left (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Brant Mitchell] | Replay |
| 12:58 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 48.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to **Tony Gonzalez** over the middle, caught (10.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Stevie Wonder] | Replay |
| 12:28 | 1st & 10 | OPP 41.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to TD Jumper to the left (no gain) [tackle: Motör head] | Replay |
| 11:55 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 41 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to TD Jumper to the left (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ram Jam] | Replay |
| 11:23 | 3rd & 8.5 | OPP 40 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to **Tony Gonzalez** over the middle, caught (25 yd gain) [tackle: Stevie Wonder] | Replay |
| 10:55 | 1st & 10 | OPP 15 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to Douglas Ford to the right (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Grand Funk Railroad] | Replay |
| 10:21 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 12.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to TD Jumper to the right (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Venom Poison Marcum] | Replay |
| 9:57 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 7 | TD Jumper rush [missed diving tackle: The Rolling Stones (Hurdle)] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: AC- DC] | Replay |
| 9:31 | 1st & G | OPP 3.5 | Douglas Ford rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Who] | Replay |
| 8:56 | 2nd & G | OPP 1.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to **Larry Centers** over the middle, caught [TD] (1.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 8:53 | Extra point attempted by Steel Foot, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Harbor Hawks 8:53 | ||||
| 8:53 | Kickoff by Steel Foot, 72 yd, fielded by The Doors (18.5 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Zack *Agency* Delacruz*Gunner] | Replay | ||
| 8:51 | 1st & 10 | OWN 16 | Weird Al Yankovic screen pass to A Perfect Circle to the right side, caught (no gain) [tackle: Asmodean ©] | Replay |
| 8:12 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 16 | Weird Al Yankovic screen pass to A Perfect Circle to the left side, caught (no gain) [tackle: Free "HH" Seawasp] | Replay |
| 7:31 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 16.5 | Encroachment penalty committed by Sammael © | Replay |
| 7:31 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 21.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer up the right side, caught, knocked loose by Cruz Champagne [deflected by Cruz Champagne] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:27 | 4th & 5 | OWN 21.5 | Punt by James Taylor, 48 yd, fielded by Special Returner (16.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Bachman-Turner Overdrive] | Replay |
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 7:19 | ||||
| 7:19 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to **Larry Centers** over the middle, caught (16.5 yd gain) [tackle: Night Eyes] | Replay |
| 6:40 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to TD Jumper to the left (0.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: The Ramones] | Replay |
| 6:04 | 2nd & 9.5 | OPP 35.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen bad pass to Fast AF over the middle intercepted by Rage Against the Machine (0 yd return) [tackle: Fast AF] | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 5:59 | ||||
| 5:59 | 1st & 10 | OWN 13 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer over the middle, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jack U-UP IV] | Replay |
| 5:32 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 18 | Iron Maiden rush up the middle (no gain) [tackle: Flying Dutchman] | Replay |
| 5:07 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 18 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer over the middle [deflected by Jack Rackham II] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:04 | 4th & 4.5 | OWN 18 | Punt by James Taylor, 48 yd, fielded by Special Returner (9.5 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Bachman-Turner Overdrive] | Replay |
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 4:56 | ||||
| 4:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to Douglas Ford to the left (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Brant Mitchell] | Replay |
| 4:19 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 45 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Reggie Rocketman up the right side [deflected by Jefferson Airplane] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:14 | 3rd & 8.5 | OWN 45 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to **Larry Centers** over the middle, caught (10.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dire Straits] | Replay |
| 3:36 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to Douglas Ford to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: Night Eyes] | Replay |
| 3:00 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 41.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to TD Jumper [missed tackle: Grand Funk Railroad (Power Through)] to the right (no gain) [tackle: The Who] | Replay |
| 2:27 | 3rd & 7 | OPP 41 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen bad pass to Marvelous Mal II, hurried by Van Halen, over the middle [deflected by The Allman Brothers] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 2:24 | 4th & 7 | OPP 41 | Punt by Ballyn Theair, 44 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 2:19 | ||||
| 2:19 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to Iron Maiden to the right (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: C - "SS" Lake] | Replay |
| 1:54 | 2nd & 10.5 | OWN 19.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to A Perfect Circle to the left (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Hunt U-Down IV] | Replay |
| 1:27 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 24 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer over the middle [deflected by INTs I Hope] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:24 | 4th & 6 | OWN 24 | Punt by James Taylor, 52 yd, fielded by Special Returner (7.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Grand Funk Railroad] | Replay |
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 1:16 | ||||
| 1:16 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to Douglas Ford to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Dire Straits] | Replay |
| 0:41 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 34 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to TD Jumper [missed tackle: Motör head (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Bachman-Turner Overdrive] to the left (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: The Eagles] | Replay |
| 0:07 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 38.5 | TD Jumper rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: The Rolling Stones] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 4th & 0.5 | OWN 41 | Douglas Ford rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Stevie Wonder] | Replay |
| 14:30 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen sacked by Van Halen (6 yd loss) | Replay |
| 13:57 | 2nd & 16 | OWN 38.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen screen pass to Marvelous Mal II to the left side, caught, knocked loose by The Who [deflected by The Who] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:53 | 3rd & 16 | OWN 38.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to **Tony Gonzalez** over the middle, caught [TD] (61.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 13:44 | Extra point attempted by Steel Foot, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Harbor Hawks 13:44 | ||||
| 13:44 | Kickoff by Steel Foot, 67 yd, fielded by The Doors (28 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Zack *Agency* Delacruz*Gunner] | Replay | ||
| 13:40 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to Iron Maiden to the left (2 yd loss) [tackle: Free "HH" Seawasp] | Replay |
| 13:06 | 2nd & 12 | OWN 29 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple, hurried by Sammael ©, over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Free "HH" Seawasp [deflected by Free "HH" Seawasp] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:01 | 3rd & 12 | OWN 29 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer over the middle, caught (18.5 yd gain) [tackle: Cruz Champagne] | Replay |
| 12:21 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Alice Cooper rush to the left (1 yd gain) [tackle: You're Stuffed] | Replay |
| 11:42 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 48.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to Iron Maiden to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: Belal ©] | Replay |
| 11:08 | 3rd & 6.5 | OPP 48.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer over the middle, caught (14 yd gain) [tackle: Nathalie Emmanuel] | Replay |
| 10:24 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple over the middle, caught (24 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lindsey Morgan] | Replay |
| 9:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 10.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to A Perfect Circle to the left (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Flying Dutchman] | Replay |
| 9:03 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 8 | Weird Al Yankovic screen pass to A Perfect Circle to the right side [deflected by C - "SS" Lake] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:59 | 3rd & 7.5 | OPP 8 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Birgitte Trahelion © [deflected by Birgitte Trahelion ©] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:55 | 4th & 7.5 | OPP 8 | 25 yd field goal attempted by Ben Folds, made [FG] | Replay |
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 8:52 | ||||
| 8:52 | Kickoff by Ben Folds, 71 yd, fielded by Special Returner (27 yd return) [diving tackle: The Eagles] | Replay | ||
| 8:48 | 1st & 10 | OWN 26 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to TD Jumper to the left (17 yd gain) [diving tackle: Steely Dan] | Replay |
| 8:04 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to Douglas Ford[forced fumble: Venom Poison Marcum], fumbled , recovered by Semirhage © (0.5 yd return) [tackle: Daft Punk] | Replay |
| 7:28 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 44.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen sacked by Van Halen (5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 7:02 | 3rd & 12.5 | OWN 40 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Reggie Rocketman, hurried by Van Halen, over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: Led Zeppelin] | Replay |
| 6:36 | 4th & 7.5 | OWN 45 | Punt by Ballyn Theair, 40 yd, fielded by The Doors (fair catch) | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 6:30 | ||||
| 6:30 | 1st & 10 | OWN 15.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer over the middle, jumping catch attempt, caught (11 yd gain) [tackle: Queen's Guard] | Replay |
| 5:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 26.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Caravan Palace over the middle, caught (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: Belal ©] | Replay |
| 5:29 | 2nd & 1.5 | OWN 35.5 | Weird Al Yankovic bad pass to Nine Inch Nails up the right side, out of bounds (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 5:24 | 3rd & 1.5 | OWN 35.5 | A Perfect Circle rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jack Rackham II] | Replay |
| 4:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer over the middle, caught (3 yd gain) [tackle: Nathalie Emmanuel] | Replay |
| 4:22 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 41 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer up the left side, caught (13 yd gain) [tackle: Nathalie Emmanuel] | Replay |
| 3:52 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer over the middle, caught (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Nathalie Emmanuel] | Replay |
| 3:25 | 2nd & 0.5 | OPP 36.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer over the middle (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:20 | 3rd & 0.5 | OPP 36.5 | A Perfect Circle rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lanfear © ] | Replay |
| 3:07 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer, hurried by What a RUSH, over the middle, caught (10.5 yd gain) [tackle: Cruz Champagne] | Replay |
| 2:49 | 1st & 10 | OPP 25.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple, hurried by Sammael ©, over the middle (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:43 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 25.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Nine Inch Nails up the right side, out of bounds [deflected by Queen's Guard] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:38 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 25.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Nine Inch Nails up the right side [deflected by Cruz Champagne] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:33 | 4th & 10 | OPP 25.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Nine Inch Nails over the middle, caught (18 yd gain) [diving tackle: Birgitte Trahelion ©] | Replay |
| 2:18 | 1st & G | OPP 7.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to A Perfect Circle to the left (1 yd loss) [Big Hit tackle: Free "HH" Seawasp] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 2nd & G | OPP 8.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to The Fool up the right side [deflected by Birgitte Trahelion ©] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:56 | 3rd & G | OPP 8.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Fleetwood Mac over the middle [deflected by Cruz Champagne] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:52 | 4th & G | OPP 8.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple up the left side [deflected by Nathalie Emmanuel] (incomplete) (turnover on downs) | Replay |
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 1:48 | ||||
| 1:48 | 1st & 10 | OWN 8.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to Marvelous Mal II to the left (no gain) [diving tackle: The Doobie Brothers] | Replay |
| 1:44 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 8.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Harbor Hawks | Replay |
| 1:44 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 8.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to TD Jumper [missed tackle: Led Zeppelin (Power Through)] to the left (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: The Doobie Brothers] | Replay |
| 1:39 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 14 | Defensive Timeout Called: Harbor Hawks | Replay |
| 1:39 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 14 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to **Tony Gonzalez** over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Daft Punk [deflected by Daft Punk] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:35 | 4th & 4.5 | OWN 14 | Punt by Ballyn Theair, 42 yd, fielded by The Doors (fair catch) | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 1:29 | ||||
| 1:29 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Nine Inch Nails over the middle, caught [missed tackle: **Champ Bailey**] (14.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jack U-UP IV] | Replay |
| 1:05 | 1st & 10 | OPP 41.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer over the middle, caught (12.5 yd gain) [tackle: Glossy Eyes Reincarnate] | Replay |
| 0:43 | 1st & 10 | OPP 29 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple up the left side (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:38 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 29 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple over the middle, caught (25.5 yd gain) [tackle: Birgitte Trahelion ©] | Replay |
| 0:33 | 1st & G | OPP 3.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Harbor Hawks | Replay |
| 0:33 | 1st & G | OPP 3.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer over the middle, caught [TD] (3.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 0:29 | Two point conversion attempted by Iron Maiden, converted [2PT] | Replay | ||
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 0:29 | ||||
| 0:29 | Kickoff by Ben Folds, 75 yd, fielded by Special Returner, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 0:29 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen rush to the left (1 yd loss) | Replay |