Play by Play
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & 11.5 | OWN 28.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Reggie Rocketman, hurried by Van Halen, over the middle [deflected by Molly Hatchet] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:55 | 3rd & 11.5 | OWN 28.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to **Larry Centers** over the middle, caught (11 yd gain) [diving tackle: Molly Hatchet] | Replay |
| 14:20 | 4th & inches | OWN 40 | TD Jumper rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Pink Floyd] | Replay |
| 13:42 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to Marvelous Mal II to the left (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: Dire Straits] | Replay |
| 13:10 | 2nd & 11.5 | OWN 42.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to Douglas Ford to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: The Eagles] | Replay |
| 12:45 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 44.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen sacked by Van Halen (5.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 12:15 | 4th & 15.5 | OWN 38.5 | Punt by Ballyn Theair, 52 yd, fielded by The Doors (14.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Cruz Champagne] | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 12:07 | ||||
| 12:07 | 1st & 10 | OWN 24 | Alice Cooper rush to the left (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: You're Stuffed] | Replay |
| 11:40 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 27 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to A Perfect Circle to the left (4 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Asmodean ©] | Replay |
| 11:08 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 31 | A Perfect Circle rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lanfear © ] | Replay |
| 10:38 | 4th & 0.5 | OWN 33.5 | A Perfect Circle rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lanfear © ] | Replay |
| 10:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to Iron Maiden to the left (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Rahvin ©] | Replay |
| 9:43 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 42 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Fleetwood Mac over the middle, caught (15 yd gain) [diving tackle: INTs I Hope] | Replay |
| 9:11 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43 | Iron Maiden rush to the left (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Glossy Eyes Reincarnate] | Replay |
| 8:28 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 39.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to A Perfect Circle to the left (no gain) [diving tackle: Rahvin ©] | Replay |
| 7:45 | 3rd & 6.5 | OPP 39.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer over the middle, caught (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: INTs I Hope] | Replay |
| 7:08 | 1st & 10 | OPP 31.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to A Perfect Circle to the left (1 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Asmodean ©] | Replay |
| 6:31 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 31 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Fleetwood Mac up the right side [deflected by Birgitte Trahelion ©] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:26 | 3rd & 9 | OPP 31 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to The Fool up the right side intercepted by C - "SS" Lake (31 yd return) [diving tackle: A Perfect Circle] | Replay |
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 6:17 | ||||
| 6:17 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Fast AF over the middle, caught (27 yd gain) [tackle: The Eagles] | Replay |
| 5:36 | 1st & 10 | OPP 41 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to TD Jumper to the left (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Motör head] | Replay |
| 5:12 | 2nd & 10.5 | OPP 41 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to TD Jumper to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Venom Poison Marcum] | Replay |
| 4:45 | 3rd & 7.5 | OPP 38.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to **Larry Centers** over the middle [deflected by Motör head] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:41 | 4th & 7.5 | OPP 38.5 | 55.5 yd field goal attempted by Steel Foot, missed | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 4:36 | ||||
| 4:36 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | Alice Cooper rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: You're Stuffed] | Replay |
| 4:09 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 40 | Weird Al Yankovic screen pass to A Perfect Circle to the left side, caught [missed tackle: Free "HH" Seawasp (Power Through)][Monster Hit forced fumble: Big Strongman], fumbled , recovered by Nathalie Emmanuel (4.5 yd return) [tackle: The Police] | Replay |
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 4:02 | ||||
| 4:02 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Fast AF over the middle, caught (28 yd gain) [diving tackle: Led Zeppelin] | Replay |
| 3:37 | 1st & 10 | OPP 16 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Reggie Rocketman up the right side, caught (16 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 3:33 | Extra point attempted by Steel Foot, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Harbor Hawks 3:33 | ||||
| 3:33 | Kickoff by Steel Foot, 61 yd, fielded by The Doors (9.5 yd return) [tackle: Gunner Gaines] | Replay | ||
| 3:32 | 1st & 10 | OWN 18.5 | Alice Cooper rush [missed diving tackle: You're Stuffed (Hurdle)] [missed tackle: Lindsey Morgan (Power Through)] to the left (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Asmodean ©] | Replay |
| 3:02 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 21.5 | Iron Maiden rush [missed diving tackle: Free "HH" Seawasp (Hurdle)] to the left (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lanfear © ] | Replay |
| 2:26 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 24 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Fleetwood Mac, hurried by Glossy Eyes Reincarnate, over the middle, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: Cruz Champagne] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 4th & 0.5 | OWN 28 | A Perfect Circle rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lanfear © ] | Replay |
| 1:34 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple up the left side [deflected by Free "HH" Seawasp] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:29 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 29.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer up the left side, caught (15 yd gain) [diving tackle: Belal ©] | Replay |
| 0:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Harbor Hawks | Replay |
| 0:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer, hurried by Brick Howez, over the middle, caught (13 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lindsey Morgan] | Replay |
| 0:40 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43 | Offensive Timeout Called: Harbor Hawks | Replay |
| 0:40 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Nine Inch Nails over the middle, caught (2.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Hunt U-Down IV] | Replay |
| 0:26 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 40 | 57 yd field goal attempted by Ben Folds, missed | Replay |
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 0:21 | ||||
| 0:21 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to **Larry Centers** over the middle, caught (13.5 yd gain) [tackle: Night Eyes] | Replay |
| 0:16 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps | Replay |
| 0:16 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Fast AF over the middle, caught, knocked loose by The Eagles [deflected by The Eagles] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:11 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 46.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to **Larry Centers** over the middle, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Dire Straits] | Replay |
| 0:01 | 3rd & 5.5 | OPP 42 | Offensive Timeout Called: Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps | Replay |
| 0:01 | 3rd & 5.5 | OPP 42 | 59 yd field goal attempted by Steel Foot, missed | Replay |