Play by Play
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| Harbor Hawks 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & 11.5 | OPP 20.5 | Weird Al Yankovic screen pass to A Perfect Circle to the left side, caught [missed tackle: Glossy Eyes Reincarnate (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Lindsey Morgan] (17.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Belal ©] | Replay |
| 14:19 | 1st & G | OPP 3 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer over the middle [deflected by Queen's Guard] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:15 | 2nd & G | OPP 3 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Nine Inch Nails over the middle, caught [TD] (3 yd gain) | Replay |
| 14:11 | Extra point attempted by Ben Folds, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 14:11 | ||||
| 14:11 | Kickoff by Ben Folds, 70 yd, fielded by Special Returner (20 yd return) [tackle: Rage Against the Machine] | Replay | ||
| 14:08 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to TD Jumper [missed diving tackle: Night Eyes (Hurdle)] [missed tackle: Motör head] to the left (79.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ram Jam] | Replay |
| 13:19 | 1st & G | OPP 0 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to **Larry Centers** over the middle, caught [TD] (no gain) | Replay |
| 13:16 | Extra point attempted by Steel Foot, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Harbor Hawks 13:16 | ||||
| 13:16 | Kickoff by Steel Foot, 72 yd, fielded by The Doors (23.5 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Hunt U-Down IV] | Replay | ||
| 13:13 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer up the right side, caught (13.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Belal ©] | Replay |
| 12:47 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35.5 | Weird Al Yankovic screen pass to A Perfect Circle to the left side [deflected by Jack U-UP IV] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:43 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 35.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to A Perfect Circle to the left (1 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Lanfear © ] | Replay |
| 12:03 | 3rd & 9 | OWN 36 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Nine Inch Nails, hurried by Hunt U-Down IV, over the middle, caught [missed tackle: Nathalie Emmanuel] (12.5 yd gain) [tackle: C - "SS" Lake] | Replay |
| 11:30 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to Iron Maiden to the left (2.5 yd loss) [tackle: Free "HH" Seawasp] | Replay |
| 11:06 | 2nd & 12.5 | OWN 46.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple up the left side (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:01 | 3rd & 12.5 | OWN 46.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple over the middle, jumping catch attempt, caught (26.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Nathalie Emmanuel] | Replay |
| 10:26 | 1st & 10 | OPP 27.5 | Alice Cooper rush [missed tackle: Belal ©] to the left (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Free "HH" Seawasp] | Replay |
| 9:55 | 2nd & 0.5 | OPP 18 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to Iron Maiden [missed diving tackle: Glossy Eyes Reincarnate (Power Through)] to the left (1 yd gain) [tackle: Asmodean ©] | Replay |
| 9:23 | 1st & 10 | OPP 17 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to A Perfect Circle to the left (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Free "HH" Seawasp] | Replay |
| 8:48 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 15 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple up the right side [deflected by Nathalie Emmanuel] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:42 | 3rd & 8 | OPP 15 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Def Leppard up the left side intercepted by Nathalie Emmanuel (14 yd return) [diving tackle: ZZ Top] | Replay |
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 8:35 | ||||
| 8:35 | 1st & 10 | OWN 12 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Dashiell Parr over the middle [deflected by Grand Funk Railroad] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:31 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 12 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Dashiell Parr up the right side [deflected by Daft Punk] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:27 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 12 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to **Tony Gonzalez** over the middle [deflected by Rage Against the Machine] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:23 | 4th & 10 | OWN 12 | Punt by Ballyn Theair, 57 yd, fielded by The Doors (fair catch) | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 8:16 | ||||
| 8:16 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to A Perfect Circle [missed tackle: Cruz Champagne (Power Through)] to the left (25 yd gain) [diving tackle: Birgitte Trahelion ©] | Replay |
| 7:30 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Fleetwood Mac over the middle [deflected by Nathalie Emmanuel] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:25 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 44.5 | Iron Maiden rush [missed diving tackle: You're Stuffed (Power Through)] up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lanfear © ] | Replay |
| 6:59 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 40.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Fleetwood Mac over the middle, caught (13.5 yd gain) [tackle: Glossy Eyes Reincarnate] | Replay |
| 6:24 | 1st & 10 | OPP 27 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple up the left side [deflected by Nathalie Emmanuel] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:18 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 27 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple over the middle [deflected by Nathalie Emmanuel] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:12 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 27 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Fleetwood Mac up the right side, caught [TD] (27 yd gain) | Replay |
| 6:06 | Extra point attempted by Ben Folds, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 6:06 | ||||
| 6:06 | Kickoff by Ben Folds, 78 yd, fielded by Special Returner, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 6:06 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to Douglas Ford [missed tackle: Stevie Wonder (Spin)] to the left (21 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dire Straits] | Replay |
| 5:49 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Marvelous Mal II up the right side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Rage Against the Machine] | Replay |
| 5:34 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 45 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to TD Jumper [missed tackle: Molly Hatchet] to the right (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ram Jam] | Replay |
| 5:17 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to **Larry Centers** over the middle, caught (13.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dire Straits] | Replay |
| 5:01 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to TD Jumper [missed diving tackle: The Doobie Brothers (Power Through)] [TD] to the left (34 yd gain) | Replay |
| 4:52 | Extra point attempted by Steel Foot, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Harbor Hawks 4:52 | ||||
| 4:52 | Kickoff by Steel Foot, 79 yd, fielded by The Doors, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 4:52 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Alice Cooper rush to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: You're Stuffed] | Replay |
| 4:04 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 23 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to A Perfect Circle to the left (1 yd gain) [tackle: Brick Howez] | Replay |
| 3:15 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 24 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Def Leppard over the middle, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Birgitte Trahelion ©] | Replay |
| 2:25 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31.5 | Alice Cooper rush [missed diving tackle: Brick Howez (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Belal © (Hurdle)] [TD] to the left (68.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 2:13 | Extra point attempted by Ben Folds, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 2:13 | ||||
| 2:13 | Kickoff by Ben Folds, 78 yd, fielded by Special Returner, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 2:13 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Fast AF over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Ram Jam [deflected by Ram Jam] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:08 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to Douglas Ford to the left (60 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Eagles] | Replay |
| 1:57 | 1st & 10 | OPP 20 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to TD Jumper to the left (1 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Venom Poison Marcum] | Replay |
| 1:38 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 18.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen screen pass to Marvelous Mal II to the left side, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Motör head] | Replay |
| 1:16 | 3rd & 1 | OPP 11 | TD Jumper rush [missed diving tackle: Pink Floyd] up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Daft Punk] | Replay |
| 0:57 | 1st & G | OPP 5.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Dashiell Parr over the middle [deflected by Grand Funk Railroad] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:53 | 2nd & G | OPP 5.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to Marvelous Mal II to the left (2.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: The Ramones] | Replay |
| 0:31 | 3rd & G | OPP 3 | TD Jumper rush [missed tackle: Liveship Paragon (Lower the Shoulder)] up the middle (3 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 0:28 | Extra point attempted by Steel Foot, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Harbor Hawks 0:28 | ||||
| 0:28 | Kickoff by Steel Foot, 71 yd, fielded by The Doors (22.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Hunt U-Down IV] | Replay | ||
| 0:25 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22 | Alice Cooper rush [missed diving tackle: Glossy Eyes Reincarnate (Hurdle)] to the left (4 yd gain) [tackle: Big Strongman] | Replay |
| 0:21 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 26 | Defensive Timeout Called: Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps | Replay |
| 0:21 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 26 | Iron Maiden rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Rahvin ©] | Replay |
| 0:18 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 27.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps | Replay |
| 0:18 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 27.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Fleetwood Mac up the left side, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: C - "SS" Lake] | Replay |
| 0:13 | 4th & inches | OWN 32 | Defensive Timeout Called: Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps | Replay |
| 0:13 | 4th & inches | OWN 32 | Iron Maiden rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lanfear © ] | Replay |