Play by Play
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| Harbor Hawks 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 39 | Iron Maiden rush [missed diving tackle: Lanfear © (Hurdle)] to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Free "HH" Seawasp] | Replay |
| 14:18 | 3rd & 2 | OWN 41.5 | A Perfect Circle rush up the middle (5 yd gain) [tackle: Glossy Eyes Reincarnate] | Replay |
| 13:54 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46 | Alice Cooper rush to the left (no gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Asmodean ©] | Replay |
| 13:18 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 46.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple over the middle, caught [TD] (53.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 13:11 | Extra point attempted by Ben Folds, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 13:11 | ||||
| 13:11 | Kickoff by Ben Folds, 77 yd, fielded by Special Returner, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 13:11 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Fast AF over the middle intercepted by Rage Against the Machine (0 yd return) [diving tackle: Hermod the Swift] | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 13:06 | ||||
| 13:06 | 1st & 10 | OPP 32.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to A Perfect Circle to the left (no gain) [tackle: Cruz Champagne] | Replay |
| 12:33 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 32.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to Iron Maiden [missed tackle: C - "SS" Lake] to the right (1 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: I'm a Hard Hitter] | Replay |
| 11:57 | 3rd & 9 | OPP 31.5 | Weird Al Yankovic bad pass to Deep Purple, hurried by What a RUSH, over the middle [deflected by C - "SS" Lake] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 11:53 | 4th & 9 | OPP 31.5 | 48.5 yd field goal attempted by Ben Folds, made [FG] | Replay |
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 11:49 | ||||
| 11:49 | Kickoff by Ben Folds, 72 yd, fielded by Special Returner (23 yd return) [diving tackle: Jefferson Airplane] | Replay | ||
| 11:46 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to TD Jumper [missed tackle: Motör head] [missed tackle: Ram Jam] to the left (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Stevie Wonder] | Replay |
| 11:07 | 2nd & 2.5 | OWN 29.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen screen pass to Marvelous Mal II to the right side, caught (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Brant Mitchell] | Replay |
| 10:31 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to Douglas Ford to the left (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Molly Hatchet] | Replay |
| 9:50 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 34.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to **Larry Centers** over the middle, caught (1 yd gain) [tackle: Night Eyes] | Replay |
| 9:22 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 35 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen sacked by Van Halen (6.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 8:57 | 4th & 14 | OWN 29 | Punt by Ballyn Theair, 63 yd, fielded by The Doors (9 yd return) [tackle: Rodolfo "Agency" Hein "STOP"] | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 8:49 | ||||
| 8:49 | 1st & 10 | OWN 17 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Fleetwood Mac over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Belal © [deflected by Belal ©] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:43 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 17 | Weird Al Yankovic bad pass to FitzChivalry Farseer, hurried by What a RUSH, up the right side, out of bounds (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 8:38 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 17 | Weird Al Yankovic bad pass to ZZ Top, hurried by Jack Rackham II, over the middle [deflected by Lindsey Morgan] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 8:33 | 4th & 10 | OWN 17 | Punt by James Taylor, 68 yd, fielded by Special Returner (14.5 yd return) [tackle: Daft Punk] | Replay |
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 8:25 | ||||
| 8:25 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to Douglas Ford to the right (2.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Grand Funk Railroad] | Replay |
| 7:51 | 2nd & 12.5 | OWN 27 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen screen pass to Marvelous Mal II to the left side, caught, knocked loose by Night Eyes [deflected by Night Eyes] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:47 | 3rd & 12.5 | OWN 27 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Fast AF over the middle, caught (23 yd gain) [tackle: Motör head] | Replay |
| 7:09 | 1st & 10 | OWN 50 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to TD Jumper to the right (no gain) [tackle: Molly Hatchet] | Replay |
| 6:34 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 50 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to TD Jumper to the left (1 yd loss) [tackle: Motör head] | Replay |
| 5:53 | 3rd & 11 | OWN 49 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Fast AF over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Jefferson Airplane [deflected by Jefferson Airplane] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:48 | 4th & 11 | OWN 49 | Punt by Ballyn Theair, 40 yd, fielded by The Doors (8 yd return) [diving tackle: Belal ©] | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 5:42 | ||||
| 5:42 | 1st & 10 | OWN 19 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple over the middle, jumping catch attempt, caught (12 yd gain) [tackle: Nathalie Emmanuel] | Replay |
| 5:17 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to A Perfect Circle [missed tackle: Lindsey Morgan] to the left (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Belal ©] | Replay |
| 4:44 | 2nd & 0.5 | OWN 40.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple up the left side [deflected by Free "HH" Seawasp] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:38 | 3rd & 0.5 | OWN 40.5 | A Perfect Circle rush up the middle (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: Glossy Eyes Reincarnate] | Replay |
| 3:58 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49 | Iron Maiden rush to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: Brick Howez] | Replay |
| 3:34 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 46 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple over the middle, caught (22 yd gain) [tackle: Cruz Champagne] | Replay |
| 2:54 | 1st & 10 | OPP 24.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer up the left side, caught, knocked loose by Cruz Champagne [deflected by Cruz Champagne] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:49 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 24.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer up the left side, caught (23 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Free "HH" Seawasp] | Replay |
| 2:07 | 1st & G | OPP 1 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Nine Inch Nails up the left side, caught [TD] (1 yd gain) | Replay |
| 2:02 | Extra point attempted by Ben Folds, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 2:02 | ||||
| 2:02 | Kickoff by Ben Folds, 72 yd, fielded by Special Returner (32 yd return) [tackle: Venom Poison Marcum] | Replay | ||
| 1:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Reggie Rocketman up the right side [deflected by Jefferson Airplane] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:53 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 30 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Hermod the Swift up the left side, caught, knocked loose by Ram Jam [deflected by Ram Jam] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:49 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 30 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Reggie Rocketman, hurried by AC- DC, up the left side [deflected by Daft Punk] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:43 | 4th & 10 | OWN 30 | Punt by Ballyn Theair, 50 yd, fielded by The Doors (fair catch) | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 1:35 | ||||
| 1:35 | 1st & 10 | OWN 19.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple over the middle, caught [TD] (80.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 1:24 | Extra point attempted by Ben Folds, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 1:24 | ||||
| 1:24 | Kickoff by Ben Folds, 69 yd, fielded by Special Returner (32.5 yd return) [tackle: Brant Mitchell] | Replay | ||
| 1:20 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Fast AF over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Steely Dan [deflected by Steely Dan] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:15 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 34 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Dashiell Parr over the middle [deflected by Daft Punk] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:11 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 34 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to **Tony Gonzalez** over the middle, caught (24 yd gain) [tackle: Stevie Wonder] | Replay |
| 0:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42 | Offensive Timeout Called: Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps | Replay |
| 0:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Dashiell Parr up the left side [deflected by Steely Dan] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:40 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 42 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Fast AF, hurried by Van Halen, over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Ram Jam [deflected by Ram Jam] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:35 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 42 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Semirhage © , hurried by AC- DC, over the middle [deflected by Night Eyes] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:31 | 4th & 10 | OPP 42 | Punt by Ballyn Theair, 43.5 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 0:26 | ||||
| 0:26 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Weird Al Yankovic bad pass to Nine Inch Nails, hurried by Sammael ©, up the right side [deflected by Cruz Champagne] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 0:21 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple over the middle, jumping catch attempt [deflected by Lindsey Morgan] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:16 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 20 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer over the middle, caught (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: INTs I Hope] | Replay |
| 0:13 | 4th & 7.5 | OWN 22.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps | Replay |
| 0:13 | 4th & 7.5 | OWN 22.5 | Punt by James Taylor, 64 yd, fielded by Special Returner (19 yd return) [diving tackle: Grand Funk Railroad] | Replay |
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 0:04 | ||||
| 0:04 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Dashiell Parr over the middle [deflected by Daft Punk] (incomplete) | Replay |