Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Harbor Hawks 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Steel Foot, 70 yd, fielded by The Doors (14.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Rodolfo "Agency" Hein "STOP"] | Replay | ||
| 14:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 14.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple up the right side, caught (30 yd gain) [diving tackle: C - "SS" Lake] | Replay |
| 14:19 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44 | Weird Al Yankovic bad pass to FitzChivalry Farseer, hurried by Free "HH" Seawasp, over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 14:14 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 44 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to A Perfect Circle [missed diving tackle: Glossy Eyes Reincarnate] [TD] to the left (56 yd gain) | Replay |
| 14:04 | Extra point attempted by Ben Folds, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 14:04 | ||||
| 14:04 | Kickoff by Ben Folds, 68 yd, fielded by Special Returner [TD] (97.5 yd return) | Replay | ||
| 13:53 | Extra point attempted by Steel Foot, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Harbor Hawks 13:53 | ||||
| 13:53 | Kickoff by Steel Foot, 64 yd, fielded by The Doors (10.5 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Zack *Agency* Delacruz*Gunner] | Replay | ||
| 13:51 | 1st & 10 | OWN 16.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to A Perfect Circle [missed tackle: Nathalie Emmanuel (Lower the Shoulder)] to the left (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Birgitte Trahelion ©] | Replay |
| 13:09 | 2nd & 4 | OWN 22.5 | Alice Cooper rush to the left (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Free "HH" Seawasp] | Replay |
| 12:29 | 3rd & inches | OWN 26.5 | A Perfect Circle rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Flying Dutchman] | Replay |
| 11:55 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Iron Maiden up the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:51 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 28.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple over the middle, caught (18.5 yd gain) [tackle: Nathalie Emmanuel] | Replay |
| 11:16 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple up the left side, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Nathalie Emmanuel] | Replay |
| 10:43 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 47.5 | Weird Al Yankovic screen pass to A Perfect Circle to the left side, caught (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: Nathalie Emmanuel] | Replay |
| 10:16 | 3rd & 5.5 | OPP 49 | Weird Al Yankovic bad pass to FitzChivalry Farseer, hurried by What a RUSH, over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 10:12 | 4th & 5.5 | OPP 49 | Punt by James Taylor, 41 yd, fielded by Special Returner (8.5 yd return) [tackle: Led Zeppelin] | Replay |
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 10:06 | ||||
| 10:06 | 1st & 10 | OWN 17 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to **Larry Centers** over the middle, jumping catch attempt, caught (17 yd gain) [tackle: Night Eyes] | Replay |
| 9:36 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Tyler Roadgrader, hurried by Van Halen, up the right side [deflected by Grand Funk Railroad] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:32 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 33.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen screen pass to Marvelous Mal II to the left side, caught (no gain) [tackle: Daft Punk] | Replay |
| 9:08 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 33.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen sacked by Van Halen (6.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 8:26 | 4th & 16.5 | OWN 27 | Punt by Ballyn Theair, 53 yd, fielded by The Doors (fair catch) | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 8:18 | ||||
| 8:18 | 1st & 10 | OWN 19.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer over the middle, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Nathalie Emmanuel] | Replay |
| 7:47 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 24 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to A Perfect Circle to the left (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Glossy Eyes Reincarnate] | Replay |
| 7:19 | 3rd & 2 | OWN 27.5 | A Perfect Circle rush [missed diving tackle: INTs I Hope] [missed tackle: **Champ Bailey** (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Lindsey Morgan] to the left (22.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Asmodean ©] | Replay |
| 6:48 | 1st & 10 | OPP 50 | Weird Al Yankovic screen pass to A Perfect Circle to the left side, caught (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jack U-UP IV] | Replay |
| 6:04 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 47 | Alice Cooper rush [missed diving tackle: Jack Rackham II (Hurdle)] to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: Big Strongman] | Replay |
| 5:21 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 44 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer up the right side, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: Cruz Champagne] | Replay |
| 4:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 39.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to Iron Maiden to the right (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Cruz Champagne] | Replay |
| 4:10 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 38 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple over the middle [deflected by Cruz Champagne] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:05 | 3rd & 8.5 | OPP 38 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to ZZ Top up the left side [deflected by Lindsey Morgan] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:58 | 4th & 8.5 | OPP 38 | 55 yd field goal attempted by Ben Folds, made [FG] | Replay |
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 3:54 | ||||
| 3:54 | Kickoff by Ben Folds, 63 yd, fielded by Special Returner (42.5 yd return) [diving tackle: AC- DC] | Replay | ||
| 3:49 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen bad pass to **Larry Centers** over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 3:45 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 49 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Dashiell Parr up the right side, caught (28 yd gain) [tackle: The Eagles] | Replay |
| 3:11 | 1st & 10 | OPP 23 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Reggie Rocketman over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Ram Jam] | Replay |
| 2:29 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 17 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to TD Jumper [missed diving tackle: Venom Poison Marcum (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Bachman-Turner Overdrive (Power Through)] [TD] to the right (17 yd gain) | Replay |
| 2:23 | Extra point attempted by Steel Foot, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Harbor Hawks 2:23 | ||||
| 2:23 | Kickoff by Steel Foot, 82 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 2:23 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Iron Maiden rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Lanfear © ] | Replay |
| 1:45 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 22 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to The Fool up the right side, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: **Champ Bailey**] | Replay |
| 1:13 | 3rd & 2 | OWN 28 | A Perfect Circle rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lanfear © ] | Replay |
| 0:40 | 4th & inches | OWN 30 | A Perfect Circle rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Flying Dutchman] | Replay |
| 0:05 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to Iron Maiden [missed tackle: Belal © (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Hunt U-Down IV (Power Through)] to the left (5.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: I'm a Hard Hitter] | Replay |