Play by Play
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Ben Folds, 71 yd, fielded by Special Returner (22 yd return) [diving tackle: Jefferson Airplane] | Replay | ||
| 14:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Fast AF over the middle [deflected by Night Eyes] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:53 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 21 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Fast AF over the middle [deflected by Motör head] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:48 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 21 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen bad pass to Dashiell Parr, hurried by Van Halen, over the middle [deflected by Rage Against the Machine] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 14:43 | 4th & 10 | OWN 21 | Punt by Ballyn Theair, 39 yd, fielded by The Doors (fair catch) | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 14:37 | ||||
| 14:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple over the middle, caught (34.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Nathalie Emmanuel] | Replay |
| 14:03 | 1st & 10 | OPP 25 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to The Fool over the middle, caught (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: Nathalie Emmanuel] | Replay |
| 13:34 | 2nd & 1.5 | OPP 17 | Weird Al Yankovic bad pass to Def Leppard, hurried by Brick Howez, up the right side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 13:28 | 3rd & 1.5 | OPP 17 | A Perfect Circle rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Flying Dutchman] | Replay |
| 12:50 | 1st & 10 | OPP 14 | Alice Cooper rush to the left (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Cruz Champagne] | Replay |
| 12:17 | 2nd & 0.5 | OPP 5 | Weird Al Yankovic bad pass to Nine Inch Nails over the middle [deflected by Jack U-UP IV] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 12:12 | 3rd & 0.5 | OPP 5 | A Perfect Circle rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Flying Dutchman] | Replay |
| 11:37 | 1st & G | OPP 1.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Def Leppard over the middle (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:33 | 2nd & G | OPP 1.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Nine Inch Nails over the middle, caught [TD] (1.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 11:29 | Extra point attempted by Ben Folds, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 11:29 | ||||
| 11:29 | Kickoff by Ben Folds, 65 yd, fielded by Special Returner (21 yd return) [diving tackle: Led Zeppelin] | Replay | ||
| 11:26 | 1st & 10 | OWN 25.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen sacked by Van Halen (6 yd loss) | Replay |
| 10:56 | 2nd & 16 | OWN 19.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to **Larry Centers** over the middle, caught (13 yd gain) [tackle: Stevie Wonder] | Replay |
| 10:29 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 32.5 | TD Jumper rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Bachman-Turner Overdrive] | Replay |
| 10:05 | 4th & 0.5 | OWN 35.5 | TD Jumper rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Liveship Paragon] | Replay |
| 9:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen bad pass to Fast AF, hurried by Van Halen, over the middle [deflected by The Doobie Brothers] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 9:33 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 37.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Fast AF over the middle [deflected by Grand Funk Railroad] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:29 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 37.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to **Larry Centers** over the middle, caught (11 yd gain) [tackle: Night Eyes] | Replay |
| 9:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen screen pass to Marvelous Mal II to the left side, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: The Doobie Brothers] | Replay |
| 8:35 | 2nd & 3 | OPP 44.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to Douglas Ford to the left (no gain) [tackle: Steely Dan] | Replay |
| 7:56 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 44.5 | TD Jumper rush [missed tackle: AC- DC] [missed tackle: Night Eyes] up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Venom Poison Marcum] | Replay |
| 7:24 | 1st & 10 | OPP 40.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Dashiell Parr up the right side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:19 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 40.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Marvelous Mal II over the middle, caught (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Grand Funk Railroad] | Replay |
| 6:44 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 34 | TD Jumper rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: AC- DC] | Replay |
| 6:13 | 1st & 10 | OPP 30.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen screen pass to Marvelous Mal II to the left side, caught (1 yd loss) [tackle: The Doobie Brothers] | Replay |
| 5:33 | 2nd & 11 | OPP 31 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Fast AF over the middle, caught (12.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Eagles] | Replay |
| 4:50 | 1st & 10 | OPP 18.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to Douglas Ford to the left (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: The Eagles] | Replay |
| 4:09 | 2nd & 9.5 | OPP 18.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen sacked by Van Halen (6 yd loss) | Replay |
| 3:38 | 3rd & 16 | OPP 24.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Fast AF up the left side, caught [TD] (24.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 3:33 | Extra point attempted by Steel Foot, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Harbor Hawks 3:33 | ||||
| 3:33 | Kickoff by Steel Foot, 63 yd, fielded by The Doors (14.5 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Zack *Agency* Delacruz*Gunner] | Replay | ||
| 3:31 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer up the right side, caught (10.5 yd gain) [tackle: Lindsey Morgan] | Replay |
| 2:47 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Def Leppard over the middle, caught (27 yd gain) [diving tackle: Nathalie Emmanuel] | Replay |
| 2:22 | 1st & 10 | OPP 41.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer up the right side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Birgitte Trahelion ©] | Replay |
| 1:40 | 2nd & 0.5 | OPP 32 | Alice Cooper rush to the left (3.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Big Strongman] | Replay |
| 1:06 | 1st & 10 | OPP 28.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer over the middle, caught (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jack U-UP IV] | Replay |
| 0:38 | 1st & 10 | OPP 18.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to Iron Maiden to the right (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: Queen's Guard] | Replay |