Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Harbor Hawks 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Steel Foot, 70 yd, fielded by The Doors (14.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Rodolfo "Agency" Hein "STOP"] | Replay | ||
| 14:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 14.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple up the right side, caught (30 yd gain) [diving tackle: C - "SS" Lake] | Replay |
| 14:19 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44 | Weird Al Yankovic bad pass to FitzChivalry Farseer, hurried by Free "HH" Seawasp, over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 14:14 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 44 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to A Perfect Circle [missed diving tackle: Glossy Eyes Reincarnate] [TD] to the left (56 yd gain) | Replay |
| 14:04 | Extra point attempted by Ben Folds, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 14:04 | ||||
| 14:04 | Kickoff by Ben Folds, 68 yd, fielded by Special Returner [TD] (97.5 yd return) | Replay | ||
| 13:53 | Extra point attempted by Steel Foot, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Harbor Hawks 13:53 | ||||
| 13:53 | Kickoff by Steel Foot, 64 yd, fielded by The Doors (10.5 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Zack *Agency* Delacruz*Gunner] | Replay | ||
| 13:51 | 1st & 10 | OWN 16.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to A Perfect Circle [missed tackle: Nathalie Emmanuel (Lower the Shoulder)] to the left (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Birgitte Trahelion ©] | Replay |
| 13:09 | 2nd & 4 | OWN 22.5 | Alice Cooper rush to the left (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Free "HH" Seawasp] | Replay |
| 12:29 | 3rd & inches | OWN 26.5 | A Perfect Circle rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Flying Dutchman] | Replay |
| 11:55 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Iron Maiden up the left side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:51 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 28.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple over the middle, caught (18.5 yd gain) [tackle: Nathalie Emmanuel] | Replay |
| 11:16 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple up the left side, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Nathalie Emmanuel] | Replay |
| 10:43 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 47.5 | Weird Al Yankovic screen pass to A Perfect Circle to the left side, caught (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: Nathalie Emmanuel] | Replay |
| 10:16 | 3rd & 5.5 | OPP 49 | Weird Al Yankovic bad pass to FitzChivalry Farseer, hurried by What a RUSH, over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 10:12 | 4th & 5.5 | OPP 49 | Punt by James Taylor, 41 yd, fielded by Special Returner (8.5 yd return) [tackle: Led Zeppelin] | Replay |
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 10:06 | ||||
| 10:06 | 1st & 10 | OWN 17 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to **Larry Centers** over the middle, jumping catch attempt, caught (17 yd gain) [tackle: Night Eyes] | Replay |
| 9:36 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Tyler Roadgrader, hurried by Van Halen, up the right side [deflected by Grand Funk Railroad] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:32 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 33.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen screen pass to Marvelous Mal II to the left side, caught (no gain) [tackle: Daft Punk] | Replay |
| 9:08 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 33.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen sacked by Van Halen (6.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 8:26 | 4th & 16.5 | OWN 27 | Punt by Ballyn Theair, 53 yd, fielded by The Doors (fair catch) | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 8:18 | ||||
| 8:18 | 1st & 10 | OWN 19.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer over the middle, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Nathalie Emmanuel] | Replay |
| 7:47 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 24 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to A Perfect Circle to the left (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Glossy Eyes Reincarnate] | Replay |
| 7:19 | 3rd & 2 | OWN 27.5 | A Perfect Circle rush [missed diving tackle: INTs I Hope] [missed tackle: **Champ Bailey** (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Lindsey Morgan] to the left (22.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Asmodean ©] | Replay |
| 6:48 | 1st & 10 | OPP 50 | Weird Al Yankovic screen pass to A Perfect Circle to the left side, caught (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jack U-UP IV] | Replay |
| 6:04 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 47 | Alice Cooper rush [missed diving tackle: Jack Rackham II (Hurdle)] to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: Big Strongman] | Replay |
| 5:21 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 44 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer up the right side, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: Cruz Champagne] | Replay |
| 4:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 39.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to Iron Maiden to the right (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Cruz Champagne] | Replay |
| 4:10 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 38 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple over the middle [deflected by Cruz Champagne] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:05 | 3rd & 8.5 | OPP 38 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to ZZ Top up the left side [deflected by Lindsey Morgan] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:58 | 4th & 8.5 | OPP 38 | 55 yd field goal attempted by Ben Folds, made [FG] | Replay |
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 3:54 | ||||
| 3:54 | Kickoff by Ben Folds, 63 yd, fielded by Special Returner (42.5 yd return) [diving tackle: AC- DC] | Replay | ||
| 3:49 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen bad pass to **Larry Centers** over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 3:45 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 49 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Dashiell Parr up the right side, caught (28 yd gain) [tackle: The Eagles] | Replay |
| 3:11 | 1st & 10 | OPP 23 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Reggie Rocketman over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Ram Jam] | Replay |
| 2:29 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 17 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to TD Jumper [missed diving tackle: Venom Poison Marcum (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Bachman-Turner Overdrive (Power Through)] [TD] to the right (17 yd gain) | Replay |
| 2:23 | Extra point attempted by Steel Foot, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Harbor Hawks 2:23 | ||||
| 2:23 | Kickoff by Steel Foot, 82 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 2:23 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Iron Maiden rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Lanfear © ] | Replay |
| 1:45 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 22 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to The Fool up the right side, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: **Champ Bailey**] | Replay |
| 1:13 | 3rd & 2 | OWN 28 | A Perfect Circle rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lanfear © ] | Replay |
| 0:40 | 4th & inches | OWN 30 | A Perfect Circle rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Flying Dutchman] | Replay |
| 0:05 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to Iron Maiden [missed tackle: Belal © (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Hunt U-Down IV (Power Through)] to the left (5.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: I'm a Hard Hitter] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 39 | Iron Maiden rush [missed diving tackle: Lanfear © (Hurdle)] to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Free "HH" Seawasp] | Replay |
| 14:18 | 3rd & 2 | OWN 41.5 | A Perfect Circle rush up the middle (5 yd gain) [tackle: Glossy Eyes Reincarnate] | Replay |
| 13:54 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46 | Alice Cooper rush to the left (no gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Asmodean ©] | Replay |
| 13:18 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 46.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple over the middle, caught [TD] (53.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 13:11 | Extra point attempted by Ben Folds, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 13:11 | ||||
| 13:11 | Kickoff by Ben Folds, 77 yd, fielded by Special Returner, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 13:11 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Fast AF over the middle intercepted by Rage Against the Machine (0 yd return) [diving tackle: Hermod the Swift] | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 13:06 | ||||
| 13:06 | 1st & 10 | OPP 32.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to A Perfect Circle to the left (no gain) [tackle: Cruz Champagne] | Replay |
| 12:33 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 32.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to Iron Maiden [missed tackle: C - "SS" Lake] to the right (1 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: I'm a Hard Hitter] | Replay |
| 11:57 | 3rd & 9 | OPP 31.5 | Weird Al Yankovic bad pass to Deep Purple, hurried by What a RUSH, over the middle [deflected by C - "SS" Lake] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 11:53 | 4th & 9 | OPP 31.5 | 48.5 yd field goal attempted by Ben Folds, made [FG] | Replay |
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 11:49 | ||||
| 11:49 | Kickoff by Ben Folds, 72 yd, fielded by Special Returner (23 yd return) [diving tackle: Jefferson Airplane] | Replay | ||
| 11:46 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to TD Jumper [missed tackle: Motör head] [missed tackle: Ram Jam] to the left (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Stevie Wonder] | Replay |
| 11:07 | 2nd & 2.5 | OWN 29.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen screen pass to Marvelous Mal II to the right side, caught (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Brant Mitchell] | Replay |
| 10:31 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to Douglas Ford to the left (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Molly Hatchet] | Replay |
| 9:50 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 34.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to **Larry Centers** over the middle, caught (1 yd gain) [tackle: Night Eyes] | Replay |
| 9:22 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 35 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen sacked by Van Halen (6.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 8:57 | 4th & 14 | OWN 29 | Punt by Ballyn Theair, 63 yd, fielded by The Doors (9 yd return) [tackle: Rodolfo "Agency" Hein "STOP"] | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 8:49 | ||||
| 8:49 | 1st & 10 | OWN 17 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Fleetwood Mac over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Belal © [deflected by Belal ©] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:43 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 17 | Weird Al Yankovic bad pass to FitzChivalry Farseer, hurried by What a RUSH, up the right side, out of bounds (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 8:38 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 17 | Weird Al Yankovic bad pass to ZZ Top, hurried by Jack Rackham II, over the middle [deflected by Lindsey Morgan] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 8:33 | 4th & 10 | OWN 17 | Punt by James Taylor, 68 yd, fielded by Special Returner (14.5 yd return) [tackle: Daft Punk] | Replay |
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 8:25 | ||||
| 8:25 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to Douglas Ford to the right (2.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Grand Funk Railroad] | Replay |
| 7:51 | 2nd & 12.5 | OWN 27 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen screen pass to Marvelous Mal II to the left side, caught, knocked loose by Night Eyes [deflected by Night Eyes] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:47 | 3rd & 12.5 | OWN 27 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Fast AF over the middle, caught (23 yd gain) [tackle: Motör head] | Replay |
| 7:09 | 1st & 10 | OWN 50 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to TD Jumper to the right (no gain) [tackle: Molly Hatchet] | Replay |
| 6:34 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 50 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to TD Jumper to the left (1 yd loss) [tackle: Motör head] | Replay |
| 5:53 | 3rd & 11 | OWN 49 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Fast AF over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Jefferson Airplane [deflected by Jefferson Airplane] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:48 | 4th & 11 | OWN 49 | Punt by Ballyn Theair, 40 yd, fielded by The Doors (8 yd return) [diving tackle: Belal ©] | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 5:42 | ||||
| 5:42 | 1st & 10 | OWN 19 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple over the middle, jumping catch attempt, caught (12 yd gain) [tackle: Nathalie Emmanuel] | Replay |
| 5:17 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to A Perfect Circle [missed tackle: Lindsey Morgan] to the left (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Belal ©] | Replay |
| 4:44 | 2nd & 0.5 | OWN 40.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple up the left side [deflected by Free "HH" Seawasp] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:38 | 3rd & 0.5 | OWN 40.5 | A Perfect Circle rush up the middle (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: Glossy Eyes Reincarnate] | Replay |
| 3:58 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49 | Iron Maiden rush to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: Brick Howez] | Replay |
| 3:34 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 46 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple over the middle, caught (22 yd gain) [tackle: Cruz Champagne] | Replay |
| 2:54 | 1st & 10 | OPP 24.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer up the left side, caught, knocked loose by Cruz Champagne [deflected by Cruz Champagne] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:49 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 24.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer up the left side, caught (23 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Free "HH" Seawasp] | Replay |
| 2:07 | 1st & G | OPP 1 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Nine Inch Nails up the left side, caught [TD] (1 yd gain) | Replay |
| 2:02 | Extra point attempted by Ben Folds, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 2:02 | ||||
| 2:02 | Kickoff by Ben Folds, 72 yd, fielded by Special Returner (32 yd return) [tackle: Venom Poison Marcum] | Replay | ||
| 1:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Reggie Rocketman up the right side [deflected by Jefferson Airplane] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:53 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 30 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Hermod the Swift up the left side, caught, knocked loose by Ram Jam [deflected by Ram Jam] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:49 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 30 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Reggie Rocketman, hurried by AC- DC, up the left side [deflected by Daft Punk] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:43 | 4th & 10 | OWN 30 | Punt by Ballyn Theair, 50 yd, fielded by The Doors (fair catch) | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 1:35 | ||||
| 1:35 | 1st & 10 | OWN 19.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple over the middle, caught [TD] (80.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 1:24 | Extra point attempted by Ben Folds, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 1:24 | ||||
| 1:24 | Kickoff by Ben Folds, 69 yd, fielded by Special Returner (32.5 yd return) [tackle: Brant Mitchell] | Replay | ||
| 1:20 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Fast AF over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Steely Dan [deflected by Steely Dan] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:15 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 34 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Dashiell Parr over the middle [deflected by Daft Punk] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:11 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 34 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to **Tony Gonzalez** over the middle, caught (24 yd gain) [tackle: Stevie Wonder] | Replay |
| 0:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42 | Offensive Timeout Called: Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps | Replay |
| 0:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Dashiell Parr up the left side [deflected by Steely Dan] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:40 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 42 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Fast AF, hurried by Van Halen, over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Ram Jam [deflected by Ram Jam] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:35 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 42 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Semirhage © , hurried by AC- DC, over the middle [deflected by Night Eyes] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:31 | 4th & 10 | OPP 42 | Punt by Ballyn Theair, 43.5 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 0:26 | ||||
| 0:26 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Weird Al Yankovic bad pass to Nine Inch Nails, hurried by Sammael ©, up the right side [deflected by Cruz Champagne] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 0:21 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple over the middle, jumping catch attempt [deflected by Lindsey Morgan] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:16 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 20 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer over the middle, caught (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: INTs I Hope] | Replay |
| 0:13 | 4th & 7.5 | OWN 22.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps | Replay |
| 0:13 | 4th & 7.5 | OWN 22.5 | Punt by James Taylor, 64 yd, fielded by Special Returner (19 yd return) [diving tackle: Grand Funk Railroad] | Replay |
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 0:04 | ||||
| 0:04 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Dashiell Parr over the middle [deflected by Daft Punk] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Ben Folds, 71 yd, fielded by Special Returner (22 yd return) [diving tackle: Jefferson Airplane] | Replay | ||
| 14:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Fast AF over the middle [deflected by Night Eyes] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:53 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 21 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Fast AF over the middle [deflected by Motör head] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:48 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 21 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen bad pass to Dashiell Parr, hurried by Van Halen, over the middle [deflected by Rage Against the Machine] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 14:43 | 4th & 10 | OWN 21 | Punt by Ballyn Theair, 39 yd, fielded by The Doors (fair catch) | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 14:37 | ||||
| 14:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple over the middle, caught (34.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Nathalie Emmanuel] | Replay |
| 14:03 | 1st & 10 | OPP 25 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to The Fool over the middle, caught (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: Nathalie Emmanuel] | Replay |
| 13:34 | 2nd & 1.5 | OPP 17 | Weird Al Yankovic bad pass to Def Leppard, hurried by Brick Howez, up the right side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 13:28 | 3rd & 1.5 | OPP 17 | A Perfect Circle rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Flying Dutchman] | Replay |
| 12:50 | 1st & 10 | OPP 14 | Alice Cooper rush to the left (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Cruz Champagne] | Replay |
| 12:17 | 2nd & 0.5 | OPP 5 | Weird Al Yankovic bad pass to Nine Inch Nails over the middle [deflected by Jack U-UP IV] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 12:12 | 3rd & 0.5 | OPP 5 | A Perfect Circle rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Flying Dutchman] | Replay |
| 11:37 | 1st & G | OPP 1.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Def Leppard over the middle (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:33 | 2nd & G | OPP 1.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Nine Inch Nails over the middle, caught [TD] (1.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 11:29 | Extra point attempted by Ben Folds, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 11:29 | ||||
| 11:29 | Kickoff by Ben Folds, 65 yd, fielded by Special Returner (21 yd return) [diving tackle: Led Zeppelin] | Replay | ||
| 11:26 | 1st & 10 | OWN 25.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen sacked by Van Halen (6 yd loss) | Replay |
| 10:56 | 2nd & 16 | OWN 19.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to **Larry Centers** over the middle, caught (13 yd gain) [tackle: Stevie Wonder] | Replay |
| 10:29 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 32.5 | TD Jumper rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Bachman-Turner Overdrive] | Replay |
| 10:05 | 4th & 0.5 | OWN 35.5 | TD Jumper rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Liveship Paragon] | Replay |
| 9:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 37.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen bad pass to Fast AF, hurried by Van Halen, over the middle [deflected by The Doobie Brothers] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 9:33 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 37.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Fast AF over the middle [deflected by Grand Funk Railroad] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:29 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 37.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to **Larry Centers** over the middle, caught (11 yd gain) [tackle: Night Eyes] | Replay |
| 9:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen screen pass to Marvelous Mal II to the left side, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: The Doobie Brothers] | Replay |
| 8:35 | 2nd & 3 | OPP 44.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to Douglas Ford to the left (no gain) [tackle: Steely Dan] | Replay |
| 7:56 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 44.5 | TD Jumper rush [missed tackle: AC- DC] [missed tackle: Night Eyes] up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Venom Poison Marcum] | Replay |
| 7:24 | 1st & 10 | OPP 40.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Dashiell Parr up the right side (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:19 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 40.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Marvelous Mal II over the middle, caught (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Grand Funk Railroad] | Replay |
| 6:44 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 34 | TD Jumper rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: AC- DC] | Replay |
| 6:13 | 1st & 10 | OPP 30.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen screen pass to Marvelous Mal II to the left side, caught (1 yd loss) [tackle: The Doobie Brothers] | Replay |
| 5:33 | 2nd & 11 | OPP 31 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Fast AF over the middle, caught (12.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Eagles] | Replay |
| 4:50 | 1st & 10 | OPP 18.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to Douglas Ford to the left (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: The Eagles] | Replay |
| 4:09 | 2nd & 9.5 | OPP 18.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen sacked by Van Halen (6 yd loss) | Replay |
| 3:38 | 3rd & 16 | OPP 24.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Fast AF up the left side, caught [TD] (24.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 3:33 | Extra point attempted by Steel Foot, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Harbor Hawks 3:33 | ||||
| 3:33 | Kickoff by Steel Foot, 63 yd, fielded by The Doors (14.5 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Zack *Agency* Delacruz*Gunner] | Replay | ||
| 3:31 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer up the right side, caught (10.5 yd gain) [tackle: Lindsey Morgan] | Replay |
| 2:47 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Def Leppard over the middle, caught (27 yd gain) [diving tackle: Nathalie Emmanuel] | Replay |
| 2:22 | 1st & 10 | OPP 41.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer up the right side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Birgitte Trahelion ©] | Replay |
| 1:40 | 2nd & 0.5 | OPP 32 | Alice Cooper rush to the left (3.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Big Strongman] | Replay |
| 1:06 | 1st & 10 | OPP 28.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer over the middle, caught (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jack U-UP IV] | Replay |
| 0:38 | 1st & 10 | OPP 18.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to Iron Maiden to the right (1.5 yd loss) [tackle: Queen's Guard] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & 11.5 | OPP 20.5 | Weird Al Yankovic screen pass to A Perfect Circle to the left side, caught [missed tackle: Glossy Eyes Reincarnate (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Lindsey Morgan] (17.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Belal ©] | Replay |
| 14:19 | 1st & G | OPP 3 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer over the middle [deflected by Queen's Guard] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:15 | 2nd & G | OPP 3 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Nine Inch Nails over the middle, caught [TD] (3 yd gain) | Replay |
| 14:11 | Extra point attempted by Ben Folds, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 14:11 | ||||
| 14:11 | Kickoff by Ben Folds, 70 yd, fielded by Special Returner (20 yd return) [tackle: Rage Against the Machine] | Replay | ||
| 14:08 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to TD Jumper [missed diving tackle: Night Eyes (Hurdle)] [missed tackle: Motör head] to the left (79.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ram Jam] | Replay |
| 13:19 | 1st & G | OPP 0 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to **Larry Centers** over the middle, caught [TD] (no gain) | Replay |
| 13:16 | Extra point attempted by Steel Foot, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Harbor Hawks 13:16 | ||||
| 13:16 | Kickoff by Steel Foot, 72 yd, fielded by The Doors (23.5 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Hunt U-Down IV] | Replay | ||
| 13:13 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to FitzChivalry Farseer up the right side, caught (13.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Belal ©] | Replay |
| 12:47 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35.5 | Weird Al Yankovic screen pass to A Perfect Circle to the left side [deflected by Jack U-UP IV] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:43 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 35.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to A Perfect Circle to the left (1 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Lanfear © ] | Replay |
| 12:03 | 3rd & 9 | OWN 36 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Nine Inch Nails, hurried by Hunt U-Down IV, over the middle, caught [missed tackle: Nathalie Emmanuel] (12.5 yd gain) [tackle: C - "SS" Lake] | Replay |
| 11:30 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to Iron Maiden to the left (2.5 yd loss) [tackle: Free "HH" Seawasp] | Replay |
| 11:06 | 2nd & 12.5 | OWN 46.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple up the left side (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:01 | 3rd & 12.5 | OWN 46.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple over the middle, jumping catch attempt, caught (26.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Nathalie Emmanuel] | Replay |
| 10:26 | 1st & 10 | OPP 27.5 | Alice Cooper rush [missed tackle: Belal ©] to the left (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Free "HH" Seawasp] | Replay |
| 9:55 | 2nd & 0.5 | OPP 18 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to Iron Maiden [missed diving tackle: Glossy Eyes Reincarnate (Power Through)] to the left (1 yd gain) [tackle: Asmodean ©] | Replay |
| 9:23 | 1st & 10 | OPP 17 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to A Perfect Circle to the left (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Free "HH" Seawasp] | Replay |
| 8:48 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 15 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple up the right side [deflected by Nathalie Emmanuel] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:42 | 3rd & 8 | OPP 15 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Def Leppard up the left side intercepted by Nathalie Emmanuel (14 yd return) [diving tackle: ZZ Top] | Replay |
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 8:35 | ||||
| 8:35 | 1st & 10 | OWN 12 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Dashiell Parr over the middle [deflected by Grand Funk Railroad] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:31 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 12 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Dashiell Parr up the right side [deflected by Daft Punk] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:27 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 12 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to **Tony Gonzalez** over the middle [deflected by Rage Against the Machine] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:23 | 4th & 10 | OWN 12 | Punt by Ballyn Theair, 57 yd, fielded by The Doors (fair catch) | Replay |
| Harbor Hawks 8:16 | ||||
| 8:16 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to A Perfect Circle [missed tackle: Cruz Champagne (Power Through)] to the left (25 yd gain) [diving tackle: Birgitte Trahelion ©] | Replay |
| 7:30 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Fleetwood Mac over the middle [deflected by Nathalie Emmanuel] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:25 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 44.5 | Iron Maiden rush [missed diving tackle: You're Stuffed (Power Through)] up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lanfear © ] | Replay |
| 6:59 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 40.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Fleetwood Mac over the middle, caught (13.5 yd gain) [tackle: Glossy Eyes Reincarnate] | Replay |
| 6:24 | 1st & 10 | OPP 27 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple up the left side [deflected by Nathalie Emmanuel] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:18 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 27 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Deep Purple over the middle [deflected by Nathalie Emmanuel] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:12 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 27 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Fleetwood Mac up the right side, caught [TD] (27 yd gain) | Replay |
| 6:06 | Extra point attempted by Ben Folds, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 6:06 | ||||
| 6:06 | Kickoff by Ben Folds, 78 yd, fielded by Special Returner, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 6:06 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to Douglas Ford [missed tackle: Stevie Wonder (Spin)] to the left (21 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dire Straits] | Replay |
| 5:49 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Marvelous Mal II up the right side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Rage Against the Machine] | Replay |
| 5:34 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 45 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to TD Jumper [missed tackle: Molly Hatchet] to the right (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ram Jam] | Replay |
| 5:17 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to **Larry Centers** over the middle, caught (13.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dire Straits] | Replay |
| 5:01 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to TD Jumper [missed diving tackle: The Doobie Brothers (Power Through)] [TD] to the left (34 yd gain) | Replay |
| 4:52 | Extra point attempted by Steel Foot, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Harbor Hawks 4:52 | ||||
| 4:52 | Kickoff by Steel Foot, 79 yd, fielded by The Doors, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 4:52 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Alice Cooper rush to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: You're Stuffed] | Replay |
| 4:04 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 23 | Weird Al Yankovic pitch to A Perfect Circle to the left (1 yd gain) [tackle: Brick Howez] | Replay |
| 3:15 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 24 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Def Leppard over the middle, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Birgitte Trahelion ©] | Replay |
| 2:25 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31.5 | Alice Cooper rush [missed diving tackle: Brick Howez (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Belal © (Hurdle)] [TD] to the left (68.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 2:13 | Extra point attempted by Ben Folds, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 2:13 | ||||
| 2:13 | Kickoff by Ben Folds, 78 yd, fielded by Special Returner, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 2:13 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Fast AF over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Ram Jam [deflected by Ram Jam] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:08 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to Douglas Ford to the left (60 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Eagles] | Replay |
| 1:57 | 1st & 10 | OPP 20 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to TD Jumper to the left (1 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Venom Poison Marcum] | Replay |
| 1:38 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 18.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen screen pass to Marvelous Mal II to the left side, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Motör head] | Replay |
| 1:16 | 3rd & 1 | OPP 11 | TD Jumper rush [missed diving tackle: Pink Floyd] up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Daft Punk] | Replay |
| 0:57 | 1st & G | OPP 5.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pass to Dashiell Parr over the middle [deflected by Grand Funk Railroad] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:53 | 2nd & G | OPP 5.5 | KoB's Sonny Jurgensen pitch to Marvelous Mal II to the left (2.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: The Ramones] | Replay |
| 0:31 | 3rd & G | OPP 3 | TD Jumper rush [missed tackle: Liveship Paragon (Lower the Shoulder)] up the middle (3 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 0:28 | Extra point attempted by Steel Foot, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Harbor Hawks 0:28 | ||||
| 0:28 | Kickoff by Steel Foot, 71 yd, fielded by The Doors (22.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Hunt U-Down IV] | Replay | ||
| 0:25 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22 | Alice Cooper rush [missed diving tackle: Glossy Eyes Reincarnate (Hurdle)] to the left (4 yd gain) [tackle: Big Strongman] | Replay |
| 0:21 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 26 | Defensive Timeout Called: Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps | Replay |
| 0:21 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 26 | Iron Maiden rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Rahvin ©] | Replay |
| 0:18 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 27.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps | Replay |
| 0:18 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 27.5 | Weird Al Yankovic pass to Fleetwood Mac up the left side, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: C - "SS" Lake] | Replay |
| 0:13 | 4th & inches | OWN 32 | Defensive Timeout Called: Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps | Replay |
| 0:13 | 4th & inches | OWN 32 | Iron Maiden rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lanfear © ] | Replay |