Play by Play
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| The Usual Suspects 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 45.5 | QB X pitch to Two-Ton Twenty-One to the right (1 yd loss) [diving tackle: Clubber Lang] | Replay |
| 14:22 | 3rd & 8 | OPP 46.5 | QB X pass to Molotov Cocktease up the left side [deflected by Puff Ball] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:18 | 4th & 8 | OPP 46.5 | Punt by Neymar jr, 35 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Sno Kitties 14:14 | ||||
| 14:14 | 1st & 10 | OWN 11.5 | Ben Hogan pitch to Jedi Master Mace Windu to the left (4 yd gain) [tackle: Hot Rod Woodson Jr] | Replay |
| 13:44 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 15.5 | The Bull Moose rush [missed diving tackle: Arizona Dirt Devil (Power Through)] to the right (5 yd gain) [tackle: Haranguetan, aka Ronnie] | Replay |
| 13:04 | 3rd & 1 | OWN 20.5 | Jedi Master Mace Windu rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Red Mantle & Dragoon] | Replay |
| 12:39 | 1st & 10 | OWN 23 | Ben Hogan pitch to A Pimp Named Slickback [TD] to the left (77 yd gain) | Replay |
| 12:26 | Extra point attempted by Ben Crenshaw, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| The Usual Suspects 12:26 | ||||
| 12:26 | Kickoff by Ben Crenshaw, 70 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes IV (14 yd return) [diving tackle: Ethan Abdullah] | Replay | ||
| 12:24 | 1st & 10 | OWN 14.5 | Kelty McKiernan rush to the right (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart] | Replay |
| 11:54 | 2nd & 10.5 | OWN 14 | QB X pass to Jim Demaret up the right side, caught (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: Nick Price] | Replay |
| 11:11 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 21.5 | Two-Ton Twenty-One rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ludwig Van Beethoven] | Replay |
| 10:42 | 4th & 0.5 | OWN 24 | Punt by Neymar jr, 44 yd, fielded by Armold Palmer (6.5 yd return) [tackle: Triana Orpheus, Acolyte] | Replay |
| Sno Kitties 10:35 | ||||
| 10:35 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | The Bull Moose pitch to Jedi Master Mace Windu to the right (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Arizona Dirt Devil] | Replay |
| 9:55 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 40.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Sexual Chocolate over the middle, caught [TD] (59.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 9:47 | Extra point attempted by Ben Crenshaw, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| The Usual Suspects 9:47 | ||||
| 9:47 | Kickoff by Ben Crenshaw, 70 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes IV (15 yd return) [tackle: Nikola Tesla] | Replay | ||
| 9:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 15.5 | Kelty McKiernan pitch to Two-Ton Twenty-One to the left (1 yd gain) [tackle: Ethan Hardy] | Replay |
| 9:04 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 16.5 | QB X pass to Jimminey Cricket over the middle, caught (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jason Day] | Replay |
| 8:39 | 3rd & 1 | OWN 24.5 | Crash Test Dummy rush up the middle (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ethan Ledbetter] | Replay |
| 8:07 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29.5 | QB X pitch to Two-Ton Twenty-One to the right (4 yd gain) [tackle: Clubber Lang] | Replay |
| 7:52 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 34 | Two-Ton Twenty-One rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ethan Hardy] | Replay |
| 7:32 | 3rd & 1.5 | OWN 38 | QB X pass to KoB's Cliff Branch up the right side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Xander Schauffele] | Replay |
| 7:13 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45 | QB X pitch to Brian To'o to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: Puff Ball] | Replay |
| 6:52 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 47 | QB X pass to Jimminey Cricket over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Xander Schauffele [deflected by Xander Schauffele] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:48 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 47 | QB X pass to Jimminey Cricket over the middle, caught (9 yd gain) [tackle: Puff Ball] | Replay |
| 6:32 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44 | Kelty McKiernan rush to the right (1 yd gain) [tackle: Max Homa] | Replay |
| 6:19 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 43 | QB X pass to KoB's Cliff Branch up the right side [deflected by Ethan Stark] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:15 | 3rd & 9 | OPP 43 | QB X pass to KoB's Cliff Branch over the middle, caught (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: Colin Morikawa] | Replay |
| 5:53 | 4th & 2 | OPP 36 | Crash Test Dummy rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) (turnover on downs) [diving tackle: Ethan Ledbetter] | Replay |
| Sno Kitties 5:51 | ||||
| 5:51 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35 | The Bull Moose rush to the right (2.5 yd loss) [tackle: Arizona Dirt Devil] | Replay |
| 5:03 | 2nd & 12.5 | OWN 32.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Sam Snead up the right side [deflected by Triana Orpheus, Acolyte] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:57 | 3rd & 12.5 | OWN 32.5 | Ben Hogan pass to JUAN SOTO THE PHENOM WR over the middle, caught [TD] (67.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 4:49 | Extra point attempted by Ben Crenshaw, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| The Usual Suspects 4:49 | ||||
| 4:49 | Kickoff by Ben Crenshaw, 76 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes IV (18 yd return) [tackle: Jon Rahm] | Replay | ||
| 4:47 | 1st & 10 | OWN 12.5 | QB X pass to Jamel Youngblood up the left side [deflected by Ethan Abdullah] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:43 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 12.5 | QB X pass to Jim Demaret up the right side [deflected by Puff Ball] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:36 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 12.5 | QB X pass to Jimminey Cricket over the middle [deflected by Jason Day] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:31 | 4th & 10 | OWN 12.5 | Punt by Neymar jr, 45 yd, fielded by Armold Palmer [missed tackle: Triana Orpheus, Acolyte (Spin)] (9.5 yd return) [tackle: KoB's Sidney Jones] | Replay |
| Sno Kitties 4:24 | ||||
| 4:24 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48.5 | Ben Hogan pitch to Jedi Master Mace Windu [missed diving tackle: Screamin' Banshee (Hurdle)] to the left (20 yd gain) [tackle: Lieutenant Smasher] | Replay |
| 3:32 | 1st & 10 | OPP 28.5 | Ben Hogan bad pass to DJL MACHINE TE, hurried by Arizona Dirt Devil, up the right side [deflected by Triana Orpheus, Acolyte] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 3:27 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 28.5 | Ben Hogan pitch to Jedi Master Mace Windu to the left (13 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lieutenant Smasher] | Replay |
| 2:36 | 1st & 10 | OPP 16 | The Bull Moose rush [missed diving tackle: Staniel Le Deveur (Power Through)] to the left (15 yd gain) [diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB2] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 1st & G | OPP 1 | Ben Hogan pass to Sam Snead over the middle, caught [TD] (1 yd gain) | Replay |
| 1:57 | Extra point attempted by Ben Crenshaw, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| The Usual Suspects 1:57 | ||||
| 1:57 | Kickoff by Ben Crenshaw, 73 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes IV (20 yd return) [diving tackle: Rory McIlroy] | Replay | ||
| 1:54 | 1st & 10 | OWN 17 | Two-Ton Twenty-One rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Ludwig Van Beethoven] | Replay |
| 1:36 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 19 | QB X pass to Jamel Youngblood, hurried by Wookie Chewbacca, over the middle, caught (8.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Snow Ball] | Replay |
| 1:18 | 1st & 10 | OWN 27.5 | QB X pass to Jamel Youngblood over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: Colin Morikawa] | Replay |
| 1:05 | 2nd & 5 | OWN 32 | QB X pitch to Two-Ton Twenty-One to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart] | Replay |
| 0:51 | 3rd & 3.5 | OWN 34 | QB X pass to Jamel Youngblood up the right side [deflected by Ethan Abdullah] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:45 | 4th & 3.5 | OWN 34 | Punt by Neymar jr, 54 yd, fielded by Armold Palmer (28.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Triana Orpheus, Acolyte] | Replay |
| Sno Kitties 0:37 | ||||
| 0:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41 | Ben Hogan pitch to A Pimp Named Slickback to the left (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Staniel Le Deveur] | Replay |
| 0:34 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 42 | Defensive Timeout Called: The Usual Suspects | Replay |
| 0:34 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 42 | Ben Hogan pass to DJL MACHINE TE up the right side, caught (36 yd gain) [diving tackle: Gogo Yubari] | Replay |
| 0:29 | 1st & 10 | OPP 22 | Defensive Timeout Called: The Usual Suspects | Replay |
| 0:29 | 1st & 10 | OPP 22 | The Bull Moose pitch to Jedi Master Mace Windu to the right (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Arizona Dirt Devil] | Replay |
| 0:25 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 19.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: The Usual Suspects | Replay |
| 0:25 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 19.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Chi Chi Rodriguez over the middle, caught [TD] (19.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 0:20 | Extra point attempted by Ben Crenshaw, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| The Usual Suspects 0:20 | ||||
| 0:20 | Kickoff by Ben Crenshaw, 66 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes IV (24 yd return) [diving tackle: Ethan Hardy] | Replay | ||
| 0:16 | 1st & 10 | OWN 27.5 | Crash Test Dummy rush up the middle (no gain) [tackle: Ethan Ledbetter] | Replay |