Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Sno Kitties 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 81.5 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | The Bull Moose rush to the left (1.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Screamin' Banshee] | Replay |
| 14:19 | 2nd & 11.5 | OWN 18.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Ethan Stewart over the middle, caught (2 yd gain) [tackle: Lee Roy Jordan] | Replay |
| 13:40 | 3rd & 9 | OWN 21 | Ben Hogan bad pass to JUAN SOTO THE PHENOM WR up the left side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 13:35 | 4th & 9 | OWN 21 | Punt by Tom Kite, 43 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes IV (fair catch) | Replay |
| The Usual Suspects 13:28 | ||||
| 13:28 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36 | QB X pass to I'mona Bender, hurried by J.S. Bach, up the left side intercepted by Rory McIlroy (1 yd return) [tackle: I'mona Bender] | Replay |
| Sno Kitties 13:23 | ||||
| 13:23 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42.5 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Jedi Master Mace Windu to the left side, caught (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Colonel Snoopy] | Replay |
| 12:41 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 36.5 | Ben Hogan pitch to Jedi Master Mace Windu to the left (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lieutenant Hitter] | Replay |
| 12:02 | 3rd & 0.5 | OPP 33.5 | Jedi Master Mace Windu rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Perk 40] | Replay |
| 11:23 | 1st & 10 | OPP 31 | Ben Hogan pass to Sexual Chocolate up the left side, diving catch attempt (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:18 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 31 | Ben Hogan pass to Ethan Stewart, hurried by Art Wall Jr. JMcD, up the right side [deflected by Gogo Yubari] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:13 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 31 | Ben Hogan pass to JUAN SOTO THE PHENOM WR up the left side, caught (31 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 11:08 | Extra point attempted by Ben Crenshaw, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| The Usual Suspects 11:08 | ||||
| 11:08 | Kickoff by Ben Crenshaw, 76 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes IV (16 yd return) [tackle: Nikola Tesla] | Replay | ||
| 11:06 | 1st & 10 | OWN 10 | Two-Ton Twenty-One rush [missed diving tackle: Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart (Spin)] up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ethan Abdullah] | Replay |
| 10:28 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 11.5 | QB X pass to Butterfingers McFly over the middle [deflected by Ethan Abdullah] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:24 | 3rd & 8.5 | OWN 11.5 | QB X pass to I'mona Bender up the left side, caught (1 yd gain) [tackle: Ludvig Aberg] | Replay |
| 9:53 | 4th & 7.5 | OWN 12.5 | Punt by Neymar jr, 64 yd, fielded by Armold Palmer (13.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Colonel Snoopy] | Replay |
| Sno Kitties 9:44 | ||||
| 9:44 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36.5 | Ben Hogan pitch to A Pimp Named Slickback to the left (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB2] | Replay |
| 9:06 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 40.5 | Ben Hogan pitch to A Pimp Named Slickback to the left (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Screamin' Banshee] | Replay |
| 8:24 | 3rd & 2.5 | OWN 44 | Jedi Master Mace Windu rush [missed tackle: Perk 40] up the middle (6 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Lieutenant Hitter] | Replay |
| 7:57 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49.5 | Ben Hogan pitch to Jedi Master Mace Windu to the left (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Lieutenant Hitter] | Replay |
| 7:24 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 48 | The Bull Moose rush [missed tackle: Perk 40] [missed diving tackle: Colonel Snoopy (Hurdle)] to the left (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Lieutenant Hitter] | Replay |
| 6:47 | 3rd & 1.5 | OPP 41.5 | Jedi Master Mace Windu rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Lieutenant Hitter] | Replay |
| 6:05 | 1st & 10 | OPP 39.5 | Ben Hogan pitch to Jedi Master Mace Windu to the right (3 yd gain) [tackle: Gogo Yubari] | Replay |
| 5:39 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 36.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Sexual Chocolate over the middle, caught (29 yd gain) [diving tackle: Zack Zona] | Replay |
| 4:59 | 1st & G | OPP 7.5 | Ben Hogan bad pass to Sam Snead over the middle [deflected by Lee Roy Jordan] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 4:55 | 2nd & G | OPP 7.5 | Ben Hogan screen pass to A Pimp Named Slickback to the left side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Colonel Snoopy] | Replay |
| 4:12 | 3rd & G | OPP 2.5 | Jedi Master Mace Windu rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Red Mantle & Dragoon] | Replay |
| 3:47 | 4th & G | OPP 0.5 | Jedi Master Mace Windu rush [TD] up the middle (0.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 3:44 | Extra point attempted by Ben Crenshaw, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| The Usual Suspects 3:44 | ||||
| 3:44 | Kickoff by Ben Crenshaw, 65 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes IV (17.5 yd return) [tackle: Nikola Tesla] | Replay | ||
| 3:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22.5 | QB X pitch to Brian To'o to the right (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Ralph Guldahl] | Replay |
| 3:16 | 2nd & 10.5 | OWN 22 | QB X pass to Jimminey Cricket over the middle [deflected by Puff Ball] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:11 | 3rd & 10.5 | OWN 22 | QB X pass to Molotov Cocktease up the left side, caught, knocked loose by Bob Goalby [deflected by Bob Goalby] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:07 | 4th & 10.5 | OWN 22 | Punt by Neymar jr, 67 yd, fielded by Armold Palmer (19 yd return) [tackle: Bobby Bruce] | Replay |
| Sno Kitties 2:58 | ||||
| 2:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Ethan Stewart over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Lee Roy Jordan [deflected by Lee Roy Jordan] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:54 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 29.5 | Ben Hogan pass to JUAN SOTO THE PHENOM WR up the right side [deflected by Lee Roy Jordan] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:49 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 29.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Chi Chi Rodriguez over the middle, caught (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lieutenant Hitter] | Replay |
| 2:11 | 4th & 5.5 | OWN 34 | Punt by Tom Kite, 41 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes IV (fair catch) | Replay |
| The Usual Suspects 2:04 | ||||
| 2:04 | 1st & 10 | OWN 25.5 | QB X pitch to Two-Ton Twenty-One to the left (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Clubber Lang] | Replay |
| 1:30 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 28.5 | Two-Ton Twenty-One rush [missed diving tackle: Ludwig Van Beethoven] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Clubber Lang] | Replay |
| 0:49 | 3rd & 3.5 | OWN 32 | Two-Ton Twenty-One rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Craig Stadler] | Replay |
| 0:26 | 4th & 1 | OWN 34.5 | Crash Test Dummy rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ethan Abdullah] | Replay |