Play by Play
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| The Usual Suspects 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Ben Crenshaw, 78 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes IV (18.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Rory McIlroy] | Replay | ||
| 14:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 11 | QB X pitch to Brian To'o to the right (2 yd loss) [diving tackle: Snow Ball] | Replay |
| 14:24 | 2nd & 12 | OWN 9 | QB X pass to Daron Hay over the middle [deflected by Ludvig Aberg] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:18 | 3rd & 12 | OWN 9 | QB X bad pass to I'mona Bender, hurried by J.S. Bach, over the middle [deflected by Puff Ball] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 14:12 | 4th & 12 | OWN 9 | Punt by Neymar jr, 48 yd, fielded by Armold Palmer (15.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Colonel Snoopy] | Replay |
| Sno Kitties 14:04 | ||||
| 14:04 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42 | Ben Hogan pitch to A Pimp Named Slickback to the left (13.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Zack Zona] | Replay |
| 13:35 | 1st & 10 | OPP 28.5 | Ben Hogan pitch to Jedi Master Mace Windu to the right (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Gogo Yubari] | Replay |
| 13:05 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 23.5 | Ben Hogan pitch to A Pimp Named Slickback [missed tackle: Triana Orpheus, Acolyte] [TD] to the left (23.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 12:57 | Extra point attempted by Ben Crenshaw, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| The Usual Suspects 12:57 | ||||
| 12:57 | Kickoff by Ben Crenshaw, 73 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes IV (18.5 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Ethan Hardy] | Replay | ||
| 12:54 | 1st & 10 | OWN 15.5 | QB X pitch to Two-Ton Twenty-One to the right (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Max Homa] | Replay |
| 12:15 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 17 | QB X bad pass to Jamel Youngblood, hurried by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, up the left side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 12:10 | 3rd & 8.5 | OWN 17 | QB X pass to Jamel Youngblood up the left side [deflected by Ralph Guldahl] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:05 | 4th & 8.5 | OWN 17 | Punt by Neymar jr, 53 yd, fielded by Armold Palmer [missed diving tackle: Colonel Snoopy (Spin)] (8.5 yd return) [tackle: SSSSTOP ME] | Replay |
| Sno Kitties 11:57 | ||||
| 11:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | Ben Hogan screen pass to A Pimp Named Slickback to the left side, caught (15 yd gain) [tackle: The Mighty Monarch] | Replay |
| 11:13 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Ethan Stewart up the right side, caught (9 yd gain) [diving tackle: Bobby Bruce] | Replay |
| 10:46 | 2nd & 1 | OPP 37.5 | Ben Hogan pass to JUAN SOTO THE PHENOM WR over the middle (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:42 | 3rd & 1 | OPP 37.5 | Jedi Master Mace Windu rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Hugo Hulkster] | Replay |
| 10:02 | 1st & 10 | OPP 35.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Chase Goff Rafiki up the right side [deflected by Horton Smith] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:56 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 35.5 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Jedi Master Mace Windu to the left side, caught [missed diving tackle: Staniel Le Deveur (Hurdle)] (2 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Lieutenant Hitter] | Replay |
| 9:31 | 3rd & 8 | OPP 34 | Ben Hogan pass to Chi Chi Rodriguez over the middle, caught (18.5 yd gain) [tackle: Triana Orpheus, Acolyte] | Replay |
| 8:55 | 1st & 10 | OPP 15.5 | Ben Hogan pitch to Jedi Master Mace Windu to the left (4 yd gain) [tackle: Lieutenant Hitter] | Replay |
| 8:31 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 11 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Ivan Guinn Rafiki to the right side, caught (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Full House Herbert] | Replay |
| 7:51 | 3rd & 5.5 | OPP 10.5 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Jedi Master Mace Windu to the left side, caught [TD] (10.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 7:45 | Extra point attempted by Ben Crenshaw, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| The Usual Suspects 7:45 | ||||
| 7:45 | Kickoff by Ben Crenshaw, 68 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes IV (27 yd return) [tackle: Rory McIlroy] | Replay | ||
| 7:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29 | Kelty McKiernan rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Freddie Couples] | Replay |
| 7:03 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 31.5 | QB X pitch to Two-Ton Twenty-One [missed diving tackle: Freddie Couples (Hurdle)] to the right (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ralph Guldahl] | Replay |
| 6:39 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 33.5 | QB X pass to Brian To'o over the middle, jumping catch attempt (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:35 | 4th & 6 | OWN 33.5 | Punt by Neymar jr, 53 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Sno Kitties 6:30 | ||||
| 6:30 | 1st & 10 | OWN 13 | Ben Hogan screen pass to A Pimp Named Slickback to the left side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Screamin' Banshee] | Replay |
| 5:52 | 2nd & 3.5 | OWN 19.5 | Ben Hogan screen pass to A Pimp Named Slickback to the left side, caught (10 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Colonel Snoopy] | Replay |
| 5:09 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30 | The Bull Moose pitch to Jedi Master Mace Windu to the right (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Horton Smith] | Replay |
| 4:28 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 32 | Ben Hogan screen pass to A Pimp Named Slickback to the left side, caught (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Staniel Le Deveur] | Replay |
| 3:55 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 36 | Ben Hogan pass to Chi Chi Rodriguez over the middle, caught (13 yd gain) [diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB2] | Replay |
| 3:10 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49 | Ben Hogan screen pass to A Pimp Named Slickback, hurried by Full House Herbert, to the left side, caught [missed tackle: Screamin' Banshee] (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Staniel Le Deveur] | Replay |
| 2:30 | 2nd & 2.5 | OPP 43.5 | Ben Hogan pass to JUAN SOTO THE PHENOM WR over the middle [deflected by Triana Orpheus, Acolyte] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:25 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 43.5 | Jedi Master Mace Windu rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Red Mantle & Dragoon] | Replay |
| 1:45 | 4th & 0.5 | OPP 41.5 | Jedi Master Mace Windu rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) (turnover on downs) [tackle: Red Mantle & Dragoon] | Replay |
| The Usual Suspects 1:42 | ||||
| 1:42 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41 | Kelty McKiernan pitch to Two-Ton Twenty-One [missed tackle: Puff Ball] [missed diving tackle: Bob Goalby] to the left (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Xander Schauffele] | Replay |
| 0:58 | 2nd & 0.5 | OPP 49.5 | Crash Test Dummy rush [missed diving tackle: Craig Stadler (Power Through)] to the left (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ethan Ledbetter] | Replay |
| 0:26 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48.5 | Two-Ton Twenty-One rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: J.S. Bach] | Replay |