Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Sno Kitties 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 81.5 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | The Bull Moose rush to the left (1.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Screamin' Banshee] | Replay |
| 14:19 | 2nd & 11.5 | OWN 18.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Ethan Stewart over the middle, caught (2 yd gain) [tackle: Lee Roy Jordan] | Replay |
| 13:40 | 3rd & 9 | OWN 21 | Ben Hogan bad pass to JUAN SOTO THE PHENOM WR up the left side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 13:35 | 4th & 9 | OWN 21 | Punt by Tom Kite, 43 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes IV (fair catch) | Replay |
| The Usual Suspects 13:28 | ||||
| 13:28 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36 | QB X pass to I'mona Bender, hurried by J.S. Bach, up the left side intercepted by Rory McIlroy (1 yd return) [tackle: I'mona Bender] | Replay |
| Sno Kitties 13:23 | ||||
| 13:23 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42.5 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Jedi Master Mace Windu to the left side, caught (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Colonel Snoopy] | Replay |
| 12:41 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 36.5 | Ben Hogan pitch to Jedi Master Mace Windu to the left (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lieutenant Hitter] | Replay |
| 12:02 | 3rd & 0.5 | OPP 33.5 | Jedi Master Mace Windu rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Perk 40] | Replay |
| 11:23 | 1st & 10 | OPP 31 | Ben Hogan pass to Sexual Chocolate up the left side, diving catch attempt (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:18 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 31 | Ben Hogan pass to Ethan Stewart, hurried by Art Wall Jr. JMcD, up the right side [deflected by Gogo Yubari] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:13 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 31 | Ben Hogan pass to JUAN SOTO THE PHENOM WR up the left side, caught (31 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 11:08 | Extra point attempted by Ben Crenshaw, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| The Usual Suspects 11:08 | ||||
| 11:08 | Kickoff by Ben Crenshaw, 76 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes IV (16 yd return) [tackle: Nikola Tesla] | Replay | ||
| 11:06 | 1st & 10 | OWN 10 | Two-Ton Twenty-One rush [missed diving tackle: Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart (Spin)] up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ethan Abdullah] | Replay |
| 10:28 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 11.5 | QB X pass to Butterfingers McFly over the middle [deflected by Ethan Abdullah] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:24 | 3rd & 8.5 | OWN 11.5 | QB X pass to I'mona Bender up the left side, caught (1 yd gain) [tackle: Ludvig Aberg] | Replay |
| 9:53 | 4th & 7.5 | OWN 12.5 | Punt by Neymar jr, 64 yd, fielded by Armold Palmer (13.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Colonel Snoopy] | Replay |
| Sno Kitties 9:44 | ||||
| 9:44 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36.5 | Ben Hogan pitch to A Pimp Named Slickback to the left (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB2] | Replay |
| 9:06 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 40.5 | Ben Hogan pitch to A Pimp Named Slickback to the left (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Screamin' Banshee] | Replay |
| 8:24 | 3rd & 2.5 | OWN 44 | Jedi Master Mace Windu rush [missed tackle: Perk 40] up the middle (6 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Lieutenant Hitter] | Replay |
| 7:57 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49.5 | Ben Hogan pitch to Jedi Master Mace Windu to the left (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Lieutenant Hitter] | Replay |
| 7:24 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 48 | The Bull Moose rush [missed tackle: Perk 40] [missed diving tackle: Colonel Snoopy (Hurdle)] to the left (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Lieutenant Hitter] | Replay |
| 6:47 | 3rd & 1.5 | OPP 41.5 | Jedi Master Mace Windu rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Lieutenant Hitter] | Replay |
| 6:05 | 1st & 10 | OPP 39.5 | Ben Hogan pitch to Jedi Master Mace Windu to the right (3 yd gain) [tackle: Gogo Yubari] | Replay |
| 5:39 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 36.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Sexual Chocolate over the middle, caught (29 yd gain) [diving tackle: Zack Zona] | Replay |
| 4:59 | 1st & G | OPP 7.5 | Ben Hogan bad pass to Sam Snead over the middle [deflected by Lee Roy Jordan] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 4:55 | 2nd & G | OPP 7.5 | Ben Hogan screen pass to A Pimp Named Slickback to the left side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Colonel Snoopy] | Replay |
| 4:12 | 3rd & G | OPP 2.5 | Jedi Master Mace Windu rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Red Mantle & Dragoon] | Replay |
| 3:47 | 4th & G | OPP 0.5 | Jedi Master Mace Windu rush [TD] up the middle (0.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 3:44 | Extra point attempted by Ben Crenshaw, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| The Usual Suspects 3:44 | ||||
| 3:44 | Kickoff by Ben Crenshaw, 65 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes IV (17.5 yd return) [tackle: Nikola Tesla] | Replay | ||
| 3:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22.5 | QB X pitch to Brian To'o to the right (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Ralph Guldahl] | Replay |
| 3:16 | 2nd & 10.5 | OWN 22 | QB X pass to Jimminey Cricket over the middle [deflected by Puff Ball] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:11 | 3rd & 10.5 | OWN 22 | QB X pass to Molotov Cocktease up the left side, caught, knocked loose by Bob Goalby [deflected by Bob Goalby] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:07 | 4th & 10.5 | OWN 22 | Punt by Neymar jr, 67 yd, fielded by Armold Palmer (19 yd return) [tackle: Bobby Bruce] | Replay |
| Sno Kitties 2:58 | ||||
| 2:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Ethan Stewart over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Lee Roy Jordan [deflected by Lee Roy Jordan] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:54 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 29.5 | Ben Hogan pass to JUAN SOTO THE PHENOM WR up the right side [deflected by Lee Roy Jordan] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:49 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 29.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Chi Chi Rodriguez over the middle, caught (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lieutenant Hitter] | Replay |
| 2:11 | 4th & 5.5 | OWN 34 | Punt by Tom Kite, 41 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes IV (fair catch) | Replay |
| The Usual Suspects 2:04 | ||||
| 2:04 | 1st & 10 | OWN 25.5 | QB X pitch to Two-Ton Twenty-One to the left (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Clubber Lang] | Replay |
| 1:30 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 28.5 | Two-Ton Twenty-One rush [missed diving tackle: Ludwig Van Beethoven] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Clubber Lang] | Replay |
| 0:49 | 3rd & 3.5 | OWN 32 | Two-Ton Twenty-One rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Craig Stadler] | Replay |
| 0:26 | 4th & 1 | OWN 34.5 | Crash Test Dummy rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ethan Abdullah] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35.5 | QB X pass to Jimminey Cricket over the middle, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Puff Ball] | Replay |
| 14:36 | 2nd & 2.5 | OWN 43 | Two-Ton Twenty-One rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ludwig Van Beethoven] | Replay |
| 14:11 | 3rd & 2 | OWN 43.5 | QB X pass to Jimminey Cricket over the middle, caught (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Nick Price] | Replay |
| 13:29 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47.5 | QB X pass to Jimminey Cricket over the middle, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jason Day] | Replay |
| 12:51 | 2nd & 0.5 | OPP 43 | Two-Ton Twenty-One rush [missed tackle: Craig Stadler (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Will Zalatoris (Hurdle)] up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jason Day] | Replay |
| 12:27 | 1st & 10 | OPP 37.5 | Kelty McKiernan rush up the middle (3 yd loss) [diving tackle: Ethan Hardy] | Replay |
| 11:55 | 2nd & 13 | OPP 40.5 | QB X pass to Jimminey Cricket over the middle, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jason Day] | Replay |
| 11:16 | 3rd & 5.5 | OPP 32.5 | QB X pass to KoB's Cliff Branch over the middle, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Puff Ball] | Replay |
| 10:49 | 1st & 10 | OPP 25.5 | Crash Test Dummy rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Ethan Ledbetter] | Replay |
| 10:16 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 23 | QB X pass to Butterfingers McFly over the middle, caught (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Colin Morikawa] | Replay |
| 9:36 | 3rd & 4.5 | OPP 19.5 | QB X pass to Molotov Cocktease over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Jason Day] | Replay |
| 8:53 | 1st & 10 | OPP 13.5 | Crash Test Dummy rush to the left (4 yd gain) [tackle: Xander Schauffele] | Replay |
| 8:12 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 9.5 | Two-Ton Twenty-One rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: Ludwig Van Beethoven] | Replay |
| 7:35 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 5.5 | Two-Ton Twenty-One rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ethan Ledbetter] | Replay |
| 6:59 | 1st & G | OPP 3 | Crash Test Dummy rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: David Duval] | Replay |
| 6:33 | 2nd & G | OPP 2.5 | Crash Test Dummy rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 6:30 | Extra point attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sno Kitties 6:30 | ||||
| 6:30 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 70 yd, fielded by Armold Palmer, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 6:30 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | The Bull Moose rush to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: Red Mantle & Dragoon] | Replay |
| 5:52 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 22 | Ben Hogan pass to Sam Snead up the right side, caught (16 yd gain) [tackle: Lee Roy Jordan] | Replay |
| 5:18 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38 | The Bull Moose pitch to Jedi Master Mace Windu [missed diving tackle: Lieutenant Smasher] [missed diving tackle: Haranguetan, aka Ronnie (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Screamin' Banshee (Power Through)] [TD] to the right (62 yd gain) | Replay |
| 5:07 | Extra point attempted by Ben Crenshaw, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| The Usual Suspects 5:07 | ||||
| 5:07 | Kickoff by Ben Crenshaw, 74 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes IV [missed tackle: Nick Price (Spin)] (17 yd return) [diving tackle: Nikola Tesla] | Replay | ||
| 5:05 | 1st & 10 | OWN 13 | Crash Test Dummy rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ethan Ledbetter] | Replay |
| 4:40 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 17.5 | Two-Ton Twenty-One rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: J.S. Bach] | Replay |
| 4:10 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 18.5 | QB X bad pass to Jimminey Cricket over the middle [deflected by Snow Ball] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 4:04 | 4th & 4.5 | OWN 18.5 | Punt by Neymar jr, 64 yd, fielded by Armold Palmer (14.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Bobby Bruce] | Replay |
| Sno Kitties 3:56 | ||||
| 3:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31.5 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Jedi Master Mace Windu, hurried by Red Mantle & Dragoon, to the left side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Colonel Snoopy] | Replay |
| 3:26 | 2nd & 3.5 | OWN 38 | Ben Hogan bad pass to Ethan Stewart, hurried by Crazy Hooligan LB2, up the right side, out of bounds (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 3:20 | 3rd & 3.5 | OWN 38 | Jedi Master Mace Windu rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Red Mantle & Dragoon] | Replay |
| 2:49 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42 | Ben Hogan pass to JUAN SOTO THE PHENOM WR up the left side (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:43 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 42 | Ben Hogan pass to Ethan Stewart up the left side, caught (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lee Roy Jordan] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 50 | Jedi Master Mace Windu rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Lieutenant Hitter] | Replay |
| 1:32 | 4th & 1.5 | OPP 50 | Jedi Master Mace Windu rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) (turnover on downs) [tackle: Perk 40] | Replay |
| The Usual Suspects 1:29 | ||||
| 1:29 | 1st & 10 | OWN 48.5 | QB X pass to Butterfingers McFly over the middle, caught (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ethan Colvin] | Replay |
| 0:45 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 48.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: The Usual Suspects | Replay |
| 0:45 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 48.5 | QB X pass to Butterfingers McFly over the middle, caught (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ethan Colvin] | Replay |
| 0:41 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 44.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: The Usual Suspects | Replay |
| 0:41 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 44.5 | QB X bad pass to Jimminey Cricket, hurried by David Duval, up the right side [deflected by Colin Morikawa] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 0:35 | 4th & 3 | OPP 44.5 | Punt by Neymar jr, 26 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Sno Kitties 0:30 | ||||
| 0:30 | 1st & 10 | OWN 18.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Chi Chi Rodriguez over the middle, caught (18 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lieutenant Hitter] | Replay |
| 0:25 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Sno Kitties | Replay |
| 0:25 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Ethan Stewart up the left side [deflected by Lee Roy Jordan] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:21 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 36.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Chi Chi Rodriguez over the middle, caught (15 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lieutenant Hitter] | Replay |
| 0:17 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Sno Kitties | Replay |
| 0:17 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Chi Chi Rodriguez over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Lieutenant Hitter [deflected by Lieutenant Hitter] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:13 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 48.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Sexual Chocolate over the middle [deflected by Full House Herbert] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:08 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 48.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Ivan Guinn Rafiki over the middle [deflected by Gogo Yubari] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:03 | 4th & 10 | OPP 48.5 | Punt by Tom Kite, 31 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| The Usual Suspects 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Ben Crenshaw, 78 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes IV (18.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Rory McIlroy] | Replay | ||
| 14:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 11 | QB X pitch to Brian To'o to the right (2 yd loss) [diving tackle: Snow Ball] | Replay |
| 14:24 | 2nd & 12 | OWN 9 | QB X pass to Daron Hay over the middle [deflected by Ludvig Aberg] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:18 | 3rd & 12 | OWN 9 | QB X bad pass to I'mona Bender, hurried by J.S. Bach, over the middle [deflected by Puff Ball] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 14:12 | 4th & 12 | OWN 9 | Punt by Neymar jr, 48 yd, fielded by Armold Palmer (15.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Colonel Snoopy] | Replay |
| Sno Kitties 14:04 | ||||
| 14:04 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42 | Ben Hogan pitch to A Pimp Named Slickback to the left (13.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Zack Zona] | Replay |
| 13:35 | 1st & 10 | OPP 28.5 | Ben Hogan pitch to Jedi Master Mace Windu to the right (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Gogo Yubari] | Replay |
| 13:05 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 23.5 | Ben Hogan pitch to A Pimp Named Slickback [missed tackle: Triana Orpheus, Acolyte] [TD] to the left (23.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 12:57 | Extra point attempted by Ben Crenshaw, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| The Usual Suspects 12:57 | ||||
| 12:57 | Kickoff by Ben Crenshaw, 73 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes IV (18.5 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Ethan Hardy] | Replay | ||
| 12:54 | 1st & 10 | OWN 15.5 | QB X pitch to Two-Ton Twenty-One to the right (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Max Homa] | Replay |
| 12:15 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 17 | QB X bad pass to Jamel Youngblood, hurried by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, up the left side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 12:10 | 3rd & 8.5 | OWN 17 | QB X pass to Jamel Youngblood up the left side [deflected by Ralph Guldahl] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:05 | 4th & 8.5 | OWN 17 | Punt by Neymar jr, 53 yd, fielded by Armold Palmer [missed diving tackle: Colonel Snoopy (Spin)] (8.5 yd return) [tackle: SSSSTOP ME] | Replay |
| Sno Kitties 11:57 | ||||
| 11:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | Ben Hogan screen pass to A Pimp Named Slickback to the left side, caught (15 yd gain) [tackle: The Mighty Monarch] | Replay |
| 11:13 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Ethan Stewart up the right side, caught (9 yd gain) [diving tackle: Bobby Bruce] | Replay |
| 10:46 | 2nd & 1 | OPP 37.5 | Ben Hogan pass to JUAN SOTO THE PHENOM WR over the middle (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:42 | 3rd & 1 | OPP 37.5 | Jedi Master Mace Windu rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Hugo Hulkster] | Replay |
| 10:02 | 1st & 10 | OPP 35.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Chase Goff Rafiki up the right side [deflected by Horton Smith] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:56 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 35.5 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Jedi Master Mace Windu to the left side, caught [missed diving tackle: Staniel Le Deveur (Hurdle)] (2 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Lieutenant Hitter] | Replay |
| 9:31 | 3rd & 8 | OPP 34 | Ben Hogan pass to Chi Chi Rodriguez over the middle, caught (18.5 yd gain) [tackle: Triana Orpheus, Acolyte] | Replay |
| 8:55 | 1st & 10 | OPP 15.5 | Ben Hogan pitch to Jedi Master Mace Windu to the left (4 yd gain) [tackle: Lieutenant Hitter] | Replay |
| 8:31 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 11 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Ivan Guinn Rafiki to the right side, caught (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Full House Herbert] | Replay |
| 7:51 | 3rd & 5.5 | OPP 10.5 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Jedi Master Mace Windu to the left side, caught [TD] (10.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 7:45 | Extra point attempted by Ben Crenshaw, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| The Usual Suspects 7:45 | ||||
| 7:45 | Kickoff by Ben Crenshaw, 68 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes IV (27 yd return) [tackle: Rory McIlroy] | Replay | ||
| 7:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29 | Kelty McKiernan rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Freddie Couples] | Replay |
| 7:03 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 31.5 | QB X pitch to Two-Ton Twenty-One [missed diving tackle: Freddie Couples (Hurdle)] to the right (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ralph Guldahl] | Replay |
| 6:39 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 33.5 | QB X pass to Brian To'o over the middle, jumping catch attempt (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:35 | 4th & 6 | OWN 33.5 | Punt by Neymar jr, 53 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Sno Kitties 6:30 | ||||
| 6:30 | 1st & 10 | OWN 13 | Ben Hogan screen pass to A Pimp Named Slickback to the left side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Screamin' Banshee] | Replay |
| 5:52 | 2nd & 3.5 | OWN 19.5 | Ben Hogan screen pass to A Pimp Named Slickback to the left side, caught (10 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Colonel Snoopy] | Replay |
| 5:09 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30 | The Bull Moose pitch to Jedi Master Mace Windu to the right (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Horton Smith] | Replay |
| 4:28 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 32 | Ben Hogan screen pass to A Pimp Named Slickback to the left side, caught (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Staniel Le Deveur] | Replay |
| 3:55 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 36 | Ben Hogan pass to Chi Chi Rodriguez over the middle, caught (13 yd gain) [diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB2] | Replay |
| 3:10 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49 | Ben Hogan screen pass to A Pimp Named Slickback, hurried by Full House Herbert, to the left side, caught [missed tackle: Screamin' Banshee] (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Staniel Le Deveur] | Replay |
| 2:30 | 2nd & 2.5 | OPP 43.5 | Ben Hogan pass to JUAN SOTO THE PHENOM WR over the middle [deflected by Triana Orpheus, Acolyte] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:25 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 43.5 | Jedi Master Mace Windu rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Red Mantle & Dragoon] | Replay |
| 1:45 | 4th & 0.5 | OPP 41.5 | Jedi Master Mace Windu rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) (turnover on downs) [tackle: Red Mantle & Dragoon] | Replay |
| The Usual Suspects 1:42 | ||||
| 1:42 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41 | Kelty McKiernan pitch to Two-Ton Twenty-One [missed tackle: Puff Ball] [missed diving tackle: Bob Goalby] to the left (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Xander Schauffele] | Replay |
| 0:58 | 2nd & 0.5 | OPP 49.5 | Crash Test Dummy rush [missed diving tackle: Craig Stadler (Power Through)] to the left (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ethan Ledbetter] | Replay |
| 0:26 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48.5 | Two-Ton Twenty-One rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: J.S. Bach] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 45.5 | QB X pitch to Two-Ton Twenty-One to the right (1 yd loss) [diving tackle: Clubber Lang] | Replay |
| 14:22 | 3rd & 8 | OPP 46.5 | QB X pass to Molotov Cocktease up the left side [deflected by Puff Ball] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:18 | 4th & 8 | OPP 46.5 | Punt by Neymar jr, 35 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Sno Kitties 14:14 | ||||
| 14:14 | 1st & 10 | OWN 11.5 | Ben Hogan pitch to Jedi Master Mace Windu to the left (4 yd gain) [tackle: Hot Rod Woodson Jr] | Replay |
| 13:44 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 15.5 | The Bull Moose rush [missed diving tackle: Arizona Dirt Devil (Power Through)] to the right (5 yd gain) [tackle: Haranguetan, aka Ronnie] | Replay |
| 13:04 | 3rd & 1 | OWN 20.5 | Jedi Master Mace Windu rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Red Mantle & Dragoon] | Replay |
| 12:39 | 1st & 10 | OWN 23 | Ben Hogan pitch to A Pimp Named Slickback [TD] to the left (77 yd gain) | Replay |
| 12:26 | Extra point attempted by Ben Crenshaw, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| The Usual Suspects 12:26 | ||||
| 12:26 | Kickoff by Ben Crenshaw, 70 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes IV (14 yd return) [diving tackle: Ethan Abdullah] | Replay | ||
| 12:24 | 1st & 10 | OWN 14.5 | Kelty McKiernan rush to the right (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart] | Replay |
| 11:54 | 2nd & 10.5 | OWN 14 | QB X pass to Jim Demaret up the right side, caught (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: Nick Price] | Replay |
| 11:11 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 21.5 | Two-Ton Twenty-One rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ludwig Van Beethoven] | Replay |
| 10:42 | 4th & 0.5 | OWN 24 | Punt by Neymar jr, 44 yd, fielded by Armold Palmer (6.5 yd return) [tackle: Triana Orpheus, Acolyte] | Replay |
| Sno Kitties 10:35 | ||||
| 10:35 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | The Bull Moose pitch to Jedi Master Mace Windu to the right (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Arizona Dirt Devil] | Replay |
| 9:55 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 40.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Sexual Chocolate over the middle, caught [TD] (59.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 9:47 | Extra point attempted by Ben Crenshaw, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| The Usual Suspects 9:47 | ||||
| 9:47 | Kickoff by Ben Crenshaw, 70 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes IV (15 yd return) [tackle: Nikola Tesla] | Replay | ||
| 9:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 15.5 | Kelty McKiernan pitch to Two-Ton Twenty-One to the left (1 yd gain) [tackle: Ethan Hardy] | Replay |
| 9:04 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 16.5 | QB X pass to Jimminey Cricket over the middle, caught (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jason Day] | Replay |
| 8:39 | 3rd & 1 | OWN 24.5 | Crash Test Dummy rush up the middle (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ethan Ledbetter] | Replay |
| 8:07 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29.5 | QB X pitch to Two-Ton Twenty-One to the right (4 yd gain) [tackle: Clubber Lang] | Replay |
| 7:52 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 34 | Two-Ton Twenty-One rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ethan Hardy] | Replay |
| 7:32 | 3rd & 1.5 | OWN 38 | QB X pass to KoB's Cliff Branch up the right side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Xander Schauffele] | Replay |
| 7:13 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45 | QB X pitch to Brian To'o to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: Puff Ball] | Replay |
| 6:52 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 47 | QB X pass to Jimminey Cricket over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Xander Schauffele [deflected by Xander Schauffele] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:48 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 47 | QB X pass to Jimminey Cricket over the middle, caught (9 yd gain) [tackle: Puff Ball] | Replay |
| 6:32 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44 | Kelty McKiernan rush to the right (1 yd gain) [tackle: Max Homa] | Replay |
| 6:19 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 43 | QB X pass to KoB's Cliff Branch up the right side [deflected by Ethan Stark] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:15 | 3rd & 9 | OPP 43 | QB X pass to KoB's Cliff Branch over the middle, caught (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: Colin Morikawa] | Replay |
| 5:53 | 4th & 2 | OPP 36 | Crash Test Dummy rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) (turnover on downs) [diving tackle: Ethan Ledbetter] | Replay |
| Sno Kitties 5:51 | ||||
| 5:51 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35 | The Bull Moose rush to the right (2.5 yd loss) [tackle: Arizona Dirt Devil] | Replay |
| 5:03 | 2nd & 12.5 | OWN 32.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Sam Snead up the right side [deflected by Triana Orpheus, Acolyte] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:57 | 3rd & 12.5 | OWN 32.5 | Ben Hogan pass to JUAN SOTO THE PHENOM WR over the middle, caught [TD] (67.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 4:49 | Extra point attempted by Ben Crenshaw, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| The Usual Suspects 4:49 | ||||
| 4:49 | Kickoff by Ben Crenshaw, 76 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes IV (18 yd return) [tackle: Jon Rahm] | Replay | ||
| 4:47 | 1st & 10 | OWN 12.5 | QB X pass to Jamel Youngblood up the left side [deflected by Ethan Abdullah] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:43 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 12.5 | QB X pass to Jim Demaret up the right side [deflected by Puff Ball] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:36 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 12.5 | QB X pass to Jimminey Cricket over the middle [deflected by Jason Day] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:31 | 4th & 10 | OWN 12.5 | Punt by Neymar jr, 45 yd, fielded by Armold Palmer [missed tackle: Triana Orpheus, Acolyte (Spin)] (9.5 yd return) [tackle: KoB's Sidney Jones] | Replay |
| Sno Kitties 4:24 | ||||
| 4:24 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48.5 | Ben Hogan pitch to Jedi Master Mace Windu [missed diving tackle: Screamin' Banshee (Hurdle)] to the left (20 yd gain) [tackle: Lieutenant Smasher] | Replay |
| 3:32 | 1st & 10 | OPP 28.5 | Ben Hogan bad pass to DJL MACHINE TE, hurried by Arizona Dirt Devil, up the right side [deflected by Triana Orpheus, Acolyte] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 3:27 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 28.5 | Ben Hogan pitch to Jedi Master Mace Windu to the left (13 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lieutenant Smasher] | Replay |
| 2:36 | 1st & 10 | OPP 16 | The Bull Moose rush [missed diving tackle: Staniel Le Deveur (Power Through)] to the left (15 yd gain) [diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB2] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 1st & G | OPP 1 | Ben Hogan pass to Sam Snead over the middle, caught [TD] (1 yd gain) | Replay |
| 1:57 | Extra point attempted by Ben Crenshaw, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| The Usual Suspects 1:57 | ||||
| 1:57 | Kickoff by Ben Crenshaw, 73 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes IV (20 yd return) [diving tackle: Rory McIlroy] | Replay | ||
| 1:54 | 1st & 10 | OWN 17 | Two-Ton Twenty-One rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Ludwig Van Beethoven] | Replay |
| 1:36 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 19 | QB X pass to Jamel Youngblood, hurried by Wookie Chewbacca, over the middle, caught (8.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Snow Ball] | Replay |
| 1:18 | 1st & 10 | OWN 27.5 | QB X pass to Jamel Youngblood over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [tackle: Colin Morikawa] | Replay |
| 1:05 | 2nd & 5 | OWN 32 | QB X pitch to Two-Ton Twenty-One to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart] | Replay |
| 0:51 | 3rd & 3.5 | OWN 34 | QB X pass to Jamel Youngblood up the right side [deflected by Ethan Abdullah] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:45 | 4th & 3.5 | OWN 34 | Punt by Neymar jr, 54 yd, fielded by Armold Palmer (28.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Triana Orpheus, Acolyte] | Replay |
| Sno Kitties 0:37 | ||||
| 0:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41 | Ben Hogan pitch to A Pimp Named Slickback to the left (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Staniel Le Deveur] | Replay |
| 0:34 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 42 | Defensive Timeout Called: The Usual Suspects | Replay |
| 0:34 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 42 | Ben Hogan pass to DJL MACHINE TE up the right side, caught (36 yd gain) [diving tackle: Gogo Yubari] | Replay |
| 0:29 | 1st & 10 | OPP 22 | Defensive Timeout Called: The Usual Suspects | Replay |
| 0:29 | 1st & 10 | OPP 22 | The Bull Moose pitch to Jedi Master Mace Windu to the right (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Arizona Dirt Devil] | Replay |
| 0:25 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 19.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: The Usual Suspects | Replay |
| 0:25 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 19.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Chi Chi Rodriguez over the middle, caught [TD] (19.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 0:20 | Extra point attempted by Ben Crenshaw, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| The Usual Suspects 0:20 | ||||
| 0:20 | Kickoff by Ben Crenshaw, 66 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes IV (24 yd return) [diving tackle: Ethan Hardy] | Replay | ||
| 0:16 | 1st & 10 | OWN 27.5 | Crash Test Dummy rush up the middle (no gain) [tackle: Ethan Ledbetter] | Replay |