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| Scoring Summary | ||||
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| 11:13 | Sno | TD | Ben Hogan pass to JUAN SOTO THE PHENOM WR up the left side, caught (31 yd gain) [TD]; Extra point attempted by Ben Crenshaw, made [XP] | Replay |
| 3:47 | Sno | TD | Jedi Master Mace Windu rush [TD] up the middle (0.5 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Ben Crenshaw, made [XP] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 6:33 | The Usual | TD | Crash Test Dummy rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [TD]; Extra point attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [XP] | Replay |
| 5:18 | Sno | TD | The Bull Moose pitch to Jedi Master Mace Windu [missed diving tackle: Lieutenant Smasher] [missed diving tackle: Haranguetan, aka Ronnie (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Screamin' Banshee (Power Through)] [TD] to the right (62 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Ben Crenshaw, made [XP] | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| 13:05 | Sno | TD | Ben Hogan pitch to A Pimp Named Slickback [missed tackle: Triana Orpheus, Acolyte] [TD] to the left (23.5 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Ben Crenshaw, made [XP] | Replay |
| 7:51 | Sno | TD | Ben Hogan screen pass to Jedi Master Mace Windu to the left side, caught [TD] (10.5 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Ben Crenshaw, made [XP] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 12:39 | Sno | TD | Ben Hogan pitch to A Pimp Named Slickback [TD] to the left (77 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Ben Crenshaw, made [XP] | Replay |
| 9:55 | Sno | TD | Ben Hogan pass to Sexual Chocolate over the middle, caught [TD] (59.5 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Ben Crenshaw, made [XP] | Replay |
| 4:57 | Sno | TD | Ben Hogan pass to JUAN SOTO THE PHENOM WR over the middle, caught [TD] (67.5 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Ben Crenshaw, made [XP] | Replay |
| 2:00 | Sno | TD | Ben Hogan pass to Sam Snead over the middle, caught [TD] (1 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Ben Crenshaw, made [XP] | Replay |
| 0:25 | Sno | TD | Ben Hogan pass to Chi Chi Rodriguez over the middle, caught [TD] (19.5 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Ben Crenshaw, made [XP] | Replay |
| 5th Quarter | ||||
| Team Stats | ||
| The Usual | Sno | |
| TOTAL NET YARDS | 182 | 716.5 |
| TOTAL RUSHING YARDS | 76.5 | 296 |
| Rushes | 36 | 36 |
| Yards/Rush | 2.1 | 8.2 |
| TOTAL PASSING YARDS | 105.5 | 420.5 |
| Completions/Attempts | 17/35 | 27/44 |
| Yards/Pass | 3 | 9.6 |
| Times Sacked | 0 | 0 |
| Times Intercepted | 1 | 0 |
| PUNTS | 11 | 3 |
| Yards per Punt | 50.3 | 38.3 |
| PENALTIES | 0 | 0 |
| Penalty Yards | 0 | 0 |
| FUMBLES | 0 | 0 |
| Fumbles Lost | 0 | 0 |
| TIME OF POSSESSION | 26:23 | 33:37 |
| Passing |
| The Usual | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | BadTh | Drop | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB QB X |
58 | 17 | 35 | 105.5 | 48.6 | 3 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 0 |
| QB Kelty McKiernan |
15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Sno | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | BadTh | Drop | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB Ben Hogan |
58 | 27 | 44 | 420.5 | 61.4 | 9.6 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 6 |
| QB The Bull Moose |
22 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Rushing |
| The Usual | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | RushRZ | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Two-Ton Twenty-One |
20 | 20 | 55 | 2.8 | 0 | 2 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Crash Test Dummy |
22 | 10 | 22 | 2.2 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Kelty McKiernan |
15 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Brian To'o |
36 | 3 | -0.5 | -0.2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Butterfingers McFly |
16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Jamel Youngblood |
27 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Cement Shoes IV |
14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Ghost Robot |
17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Sno | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | RushRZ | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Jedi Master Mace Windu |
37 | 24 | 149 | 6.2 | 2 | 3 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB The Bull Moose |
22 | 6 | 24.5 | 4.1 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| HB A Pimp Named Slickback |
20 | 6 | 122.5 | 20.4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Armold Palmer |
13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Ethan Stewart |
21 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Chi Chi Rodriguez |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Receiving |
| The Usual | Plays | Targ | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | TargRZ | Targ3d | Fum | FumL | TE Jimminey Cricket |
51 | 11 | 6 | 45.5 | 7.6 | 0.3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Jamel Youngblood |
27 | 6 | 2 | 13.5 | 6.8 | 2.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| WR KoB's Cliff Branch |
39 | 4 | 3 | 21 | 7 | 1.7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Butterfingers McFly |
16 | 4 | 3 | 10.5 | 3.5 | 0.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Molotov Cocktease |
13 | 3 | 1 | 6 | 6 | 0.5 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| TE I'mona Bender |
29 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Jim Demaret |
51 | 2 | 1 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Brian To'o |
36 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Daron Hay |
36 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Jack McCloud |
28 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. |
21 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Sno | Plays | Targ | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | TargRZ | Targ3d | Fum | FumL | WR JUAN SOTO THE PHENOM WR |
17 | 7 | 2 | 98.5 | 49.3 | 21.5 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FB Chi Chi Rodriguez |
7 | 7 | 6 | 88.5 | 14.8 | 5.2 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Ethan Stewart |
21 | 7 | 3 | 19 | 6.3 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB A Pimp Named Slickback |
20 | 6 | 6 | 47.5 | 7.9 | 10.8 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Jedi Master Mace Windu |
37 | 4 | 4 | 25 | 6.3 | 9.3 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Sam Snead |
46 | 4 | 2 | 17 | 8.5 | 2.5 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Sexual Chocolate |
11 | 4 | 2 | 88.5 | 44.3 | 14.8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Ivan Guinn Rafiki |
50 | 2 | 1 | 0.5 | 0.5 | 2.5 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| TE DJL MACHINE TE |
38 | 2 | 1 | 36 | 36 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Chase Goff Rafiki |
51 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR ODD BOD BLOCKA |
61 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR God ​ |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Hale Irwin |
39 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Peterbuilt Mack |
44 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Tommy Armour |
38 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kicking |
| The Usual | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA | KO | TB | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K Neil Rackers Jr. Jr. |
0 | 0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 150 | 75 |
| Sno | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA | KO | TB | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K Ben Crenshaw |
0 | 0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 10 | 10 | 11 | 0 | 789 | 71.7 |
| Punting |
| The Usual | Punts | Yds | Avg | TB | CofCrn | Inside5 | Inside10 | Inside20 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| P Neymar jr |
11 | 553 | 50.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 |
| Sno | Punts | Yds | Avg | TB | CofCrn | Inside5 | Inside10 | Inside20 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| P Tom Kite |
3 | 115 | 38.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Kick/Punt Return |
| The Usual | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Cement Shoes IV |
11 | 205.5 | 18.7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Sno | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Armold Palmer |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 115.5 | 14.4 | 0 |
| Offensive Line |
| The Usual | Plays | Pancakes | RevPnkd | HryAlw | SackAlw |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| G Mark O'Meara |
61 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| G Thulsa Doom |
35 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| G Zero, the Avenging Henchman |
57 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| FB Ghost Robot |
17 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Daron Hay |
36 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Trevor Immelman JMcD |
37 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
| C SSSSTOP ME |
12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Sticks and Stones |
49 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| OT SL Otee |
31 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| OT Orlando W. Pace II |
38 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| OT OT X |
29 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Ian Woosnam |
35 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
| G H.E.L.P.eR MOD-2 |
49 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Storm Caruso |
37 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Sno | Plays | Pancakes | RevPnkd | HryAlw | SackAlw |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| TE Hale Irwin |
39 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Moe Norman |
64 | 8 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Peterbuilt Mack |
44 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Si Woo Kim |
74 | 8 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| WR ODD BOD BLOCKA |
61 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Master Billy Quizboy |
90 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Jackie Burke |
68 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
| TE Tommy Armour |
38 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Cary Middlecoff |
80 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| OT Pete White, the Pink Pilgrim |
103 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
| Defense |
| The Usual | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | Targ | RecAlw | KL | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd | RevPnk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LB Lieutenant Hitter |
39 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 14 | 14 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 |
| LB Lee Roy Jordan |
38 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 4 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Red Mantle & Dragoon |
54 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 |
| FS Colonel Snoopy |
79 | 6 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 |
| SS Triana Orpheus, Acolyte |
59 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| DE Staniel Le Deveur |
48 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 0 |
| DE Arizona Dirt Devil |
56 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 |
| SS Gogo Yubari |
49 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| CB Bobby Bruce |
37 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Screamin' Banshee |
58 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| LB Crazy Hooligan LB2 |
41 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 |
| CB Zack Zona |
53 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 |
| LB Lieutenant Smasher |
36 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Perk 40 |
34 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Haranguetan, aka Ronnie |
6 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE I'mona Bender |
29 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C SSSSTOP ME |
12 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Hot Rod Woodson Jr |
56 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 |
| DT Hugo Hulkster |
52 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 |
| DT Full House Herbert |
31 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 |
| CB KoB's Sidney Jones |
60 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| CB Horton Smith |
64 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 |
| CB The Mighty Monarch |
69 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 1 |
| DE The Sack Man Jr. Jr. |
49 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 |
| DT Art Wall Jr. JMcD |
45 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| Sno | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | Targ | RecAlw | KL | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd | RevPnk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LB Xander Schauffele |
41 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Bob Goalby |
57 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| DE Ethan Ledbetter |
42 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| CB Jason Day |
39 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Ethan Hardy |
42 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| DT Ludwig Van Beethoven |
35 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| LB Clubber Lang |
18 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Nikola Tesla |
29 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Puff Ball |
34 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| FS Rory McIlroy |
69 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| LB Ethan Abdullah |
36 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| LB Colin Morikawa |
31 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Max Homa |
46 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Nick Price |
34 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| SS Snow Ball |
49 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| DE Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart |
41 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
| LB Ralph Guldahl |
24 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| DT J.S. Bach |
33 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
| CB Ethan Colvin |
22 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Craig Stadler |
15 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| DE Freddie Couples |
38 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| DE David Duval |
36 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| CB Ludvig Aberg |
36 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Jon Rahm |
55 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Wookie Chewbacca |
31 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| SS Will Zalatoris |
42 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Ethan Stark |
21 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Special Teams |
| The Usual | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| SS Triana Orpheus, Acolyte |
16 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Colonel Snoopy |
27 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Bobby Bruce |
13 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C SSSSTOP ME |
12 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB KoB's Sidney Jones |
23 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 15 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Sno | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| CB Nikola Tesla |
14 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Rory McIlroy |
30 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Ethan Hardy |
15 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Ethan Abdullah |
9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Jon Rahm |
22 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |





