Play by Play
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| Varrock Puppies 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & G | OPP 8.5 | The Wise Old Man pass to Gary Ali over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Stone Hands The Shadow [deflected by Stone Hands The Shadow] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:55 | 3rd & G | OPP 8.5 | The Wise Old Man pass to Hameln the Jester over the middle [deflected by Ariat Larratt*] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:51 | 4th & G | OPP 8.5 | 25.5 yd field goal attempted by Robert the Strong, made [FG] | Replay |
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 14:47 | ||||
| 14:47 | Kickoff by Robert the Strong, 63 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant (16.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Jared Bruno] | Replay | ||
| 14:44 | 1st & 10 | OWN 23 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi rush [missed diving tackle: Oliver Leggett (Power Through)] [TD] to the left (77 yd gain) | Replay |
| 14:29 | Extra point attempted by Bret Westbrook, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Varrock Puppies 14:29 | ||||
| 14:29 | Kickoff by Bret Westbrook, 67 yd, fielded by Drunken Dwarf (20.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Nigel Redding] | Replay | ||
| 14:27 | 1st & 10 | OWN 23 | The Wise Old Man pass to Jacky Jester over the middle, caught (11.5 yd gain) [tackle: Final Stop] | Replay |
| 13:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34.5 | The Wise Old Man pitch to Beefy Burns to the right (12 yd gain) [diving tackle: First Alert] | Replay |
| 13:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46.5 | The Wise Old Man pass to Gary Ali up the right side, caught (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Final Stop] | Replay |
| 12:22 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 48.5 | Beefy Burns rush up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: JJ Frankie JJ] | Replay |
| 11:39 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43 | The Wise Old Man pitch to Og the Ogre [missed diving tackle: Pappy VanWinkle (Spin)] to the right (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: IT ... DE] | Replay |
| 10:59 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 39.5 | The Wise Old Man pass to Jacky Jester up the left side, caught (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: Evan Williams] | Replay |
| 10:31 | 1st & 10 | OPP 30 | The Wise Old Man pitch to Beefy Burns [missed tackle: IT ... CB (Power Through)] [TD] to the right (30 yd gain) | Replay |
| 10:22 | Extra point attempted by Robert the Strong, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 10:22 | ||||
| 10:22 | Kickoff by Robert the Strong, 62 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant (15 yd return) [tackle: Victor Goff] | Replay | ||
| 10:20 | 1st & 10 | OWN 23 | Richard Chafer rush to the left (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Marques Main] | Replay |
| 9:51 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 24 | Curt Freeman pass to Nearest Green up the left side, caught (46 yd gain) [diving tackle: Hunter Holley] | Replay |
| 9:12 | 1st & 10 | OPP 29.5 | Richard Chafer rush to the left (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Marques Main] | Replay |
| 8:47 | 2nd & 9.5 | OPP 29 | Curt Freeman pass to Poopie Pants McGraw up the left side, caught, knocked loose by Martin Coulter [deflected by Martin Coulter] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:42 | 3rd & 9.5 | OPP 29 | Curt Freeman pass to turd BURGLAR up the right side, thrown low [deflected by Dane Duke] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:38 | 4th & 9.5 | OPP 29 | 46 yd field goal attempted by Bret Westbrook, made [FG] | Replay |
| Varrock Puppies 8:34 | ||||
| 8:34 | Kickoff by Bret Westbrook, 73 yd, fielded by Drunken Dwarf (45 yd return) [diving tackle: Hans Fruber DieHard] | Replay | ||
| 8:29 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42.5 | The Mysterious Old Man rush [missed tackle: Evan Williams (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: JJ Frankie JJ (Power Through)] [missed tackle: First Alert] to the right (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: IT ... DT] | Replay |
| 8:02 | 2nd & 4 | OWN 48 | Beefy Burns rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: IT ... DT] | Replay |
| 7:26 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 49.5 | False start penalty committed by Chief Tess | Replay |
| 7:26 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 45.5 | The Wise Old Man pass to Mayor Hobb up the left side, caught [deflected by Dolo Diaby] (19 yd gain) [tackle: Dolo Diaby] | Replay |
| 6:42 | 1st & 10 | OPP 35.5 | Beefy Burns rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Hans Fruber DieHard] | Replay |
| 6:12 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 33.5 | Beefy Burns rush [missed diving tackle: Final Stop (Hurdle)] [missed diving tackle: IT ... DT (Hurdle)][forced fumble: Ethan Knighton], fumbled , recovered by Chief Tess (2 yd return) [diving tackle: Final Stop] | Replay |
| 5:41 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 29.5 | The Wise Old Man bad pass to Jacky Jester, hurried by Hans Fruber DieHard, over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 5:37 | 4th & 4 | OPP 29.5 | 46.5 yd field goal attempted by Robert the Strong, made [FG] | Replay |
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 5:33 | ||||
| 5:33 | Kickoff by Robert the Strong, 67 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant (20.5 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Jared Bruno] | Replay | ||
| 5:30 | 1st & 10 | OWN 23 | Curt Freeman pass to Dante Osborn up the left side, caught [TD] (77 yd gain) | Replay |
| 5:19 | Extra point attempted by Bret Westbrook, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Varrock Puppies 5:19 | ||||
| 5:19 | Kickoff by Bret Westbrook, 75 yd, fielded by Drunken Dwarf, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 5:19 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Beefy Burns rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: IT ... DT] | Replay |
| 4:31 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 22 | Beefy Burns rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ethan Knighton] | Replay |
| 3:43 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 24 | The Wise Old Man pass to Dominique O'connor up the left side, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Final Stop] | Replay |
| 2:55 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32 | The Mysterious Old Man rush [missed tackle: Ariat Larratt*] [TD] to the left (68 yd gain) | Replay |
| 2:42 | Extra point attempted by Robert the Strong, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 2:42 | ||||
| 2:42 | Kickoff by Robert the Strong, 60 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant (16 yd return) [tackle: The Blood Moon] | Replay | ||
| 2:40 | 1st & 10 | OWN 26 | Curt Freeman pass to Mac Stern DuHalsKi over the middle [deflected by One Above All] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:35 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 26 | Curt Freeman pass to Ethan Yeldon over the middle, caught (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Martin Coulter] | Replay |
| 2:21 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 29.5 | Curt Freeman screen pass to Kadeem DooSkychek to the right side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Magneto Maximoff] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39.5 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi screen pass to Snoop Dogg to the right side, caught (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Harris Barrow] | Replay |
| 1:41 | 2nd & 10.5 | OWN 38.5 | Curt Freeman pass to Ethan Fournette over the middle, caught (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sergeant Strongstack] | Replay |
| 1:20 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 41.5 | Curt Freeman pass to Rocky Turds Rockstien up the left side, caught (16.5 yd gain) [tackle: One Above All] | Replay |
| 1:04 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42 | Curt Freeman pass to Nearest Green over the middle, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: Fredrick Farr] | Replay |
| 0:51 | 2nd & 3 | OPP 34.5 | Curt Freeman pass to Jang Didcottingham up the left side [deflected by Dane Duke] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:47 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 34.5 | Curt Freeman screen pass to Ethan Fournette to the left side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Dane Duke] | Replay |
| 0:42 | 1st & 10 | OPP 27.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Imperial Beach Turd hearders | Replay |
| 0:42 | 1st & 10 | OPP 27.5 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi screen pass to Snoop Dogg to the right side, caught (1 yd loss) [diving tackle: Michael Rankin] | Replay |
| 0:28 | 2nd & 11 | OPP 28 | Curt Freeman pass to Mac Stern DuHalsKi up the left side [deflected by Otis Holt] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:21 | 3rd & 11 | OPP 28 | Curt Freeman screen pass to Snoop Dogg to the right side, caught (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Dane Duke] | Replay |
| 0:16 | 4th & 8.5 | OPP 25.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Imperial Beach Turd hearders | Replay |
| 0:16 | 4th & 8.5 | OPP 25.5 | Curt Freeman screen pass to Kadeem DooSkychek to the right side, caught (3.5 yd loss) (turnover on downs) [tackle: One Above All] | Replay |
| Varrock Puppies 0:13 | ||||
| 0:13 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29 | The Wise Old Man pitch to Og the Ogre to the right (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: First Alert] | Replay |
| 0:08 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 29.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Imperial Beach Turd hearders | Replay |
| 0:08 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 29.5 | The Wise Old Man pitch to Beefy Burns [missed diving tackle: First Alert (Power Through)] [TD] to the right (70.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 0:00 | Extra point attempted by Robert the Strong, made [XP] | Replay | ||