Play by Play
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| Varrock Puppies 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 4th & 15 | OPP 17 | 34 yd field goal attempted by Robert the Strong, made [FG] | Replay |
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 14:56 | ||||
| 14:56 | Kickoff by Robert the Strong, 58 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant (20 yd return) [tackle: The Blood Moon] | Replay | ||
| 14:53 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31.5 | Richard Chafer rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sergeant Steelwill] | Replay |
| 14:26 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 35 | Curt Freeman pitch to Ethan Yeldon to the left (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Marques Main] | Replay |
| 13:51 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 37 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi rush [missed diving tackle: Raphael Skinner] to the left (4 yd gain) [tackle: Otis Holt] | Replay |
| 13:15 | 4th & inches | OWN 41.5 | Richard Chafer rush to the left (11.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lonnie Salas] | Replay |
| 12:38 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47 | Blood Bowling DuHalaSkI rush [missed diving tackle: Marques Main] to the left (5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Oliver Leggett] | Replay |
| 11:55 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 42 | Curt Freeman screen pass to Ethan Fournette to the right side, caught (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Fredrick Farr] | Replay |
| 11:14 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 39.5 | Richard Chafer rush [missed diving tackle: General Graardor] up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Miguel Molina] | Replay |
| 10:42 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34 | Ethan Yeldon rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sergeant Steelwill] | Replay |
| 10:02 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 32 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi rush [missed tackle: Kurt Bauer] to the right (3 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Michael Rankin] | Replay |
| 9:29 | 3rd & 4.5 | OPP 29 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi pitch to Ethan Yeldon to the left (1 yd gain) [tackle: Fredrick Farr] | Replay |
| 9:00 | 4th & 4 | OPP 28 | 45 yd field goal attempted by Bret Westbrook, made [FG] | Replay |
| Varrock Puppies 8:56 | ||||
| 8:56 | Kickoff by Bret Westbrook, 54 yd, fielded by Drunken Dwarf (19 yd return) [tackle: Nigel Redding] | Replay | ||
| 8:54 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35 | The Wise Old Man pass to Gary Ali over the middle, caught (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ethan Alualu] | Replay |
| 8:15 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 38.5 | The Wise Old Man pass to Eli Gil over the middle, caught (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Blifford The Blind Maxwell] | Replay |
| 7:50 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 42 | Beefy Burns rush [missed diving tackle: IT ... DT] up the middle (5 yd gain) [tackle: Brent Johndoggle] | Replay |
| 7:24 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47 | Beefy Burns rush [missed tackle: Pappy VanWinkle] up the middle (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Brent Johndoggle] | Replay |
| 6:42 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 47 | The Wise Old Man pass to Gary Ali up the left side [deflected by Sloth Fertelli] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:36 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 47 | The Wise Old Man pass to Jacky Jester over the middle, caught (32 yd gain) [tackle: Jack D. Stripper] | Replay |
| 6:08 | 1st & 10 | OPP 15 | The Wise Old Man pitch to Og the Ogre to the right (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Stone Hands The Shadow] | Replay |
| 5:43 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 12 | The Mysterious Old Man rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Nigel Redding] | Replay |
| 5:16 | 3rd & 4.5 | OPP 9.5 | The Wise Old Man pass to Hameln the Jester up the right side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Blifford The Blind Maxwell] | Replay |
| 4:48 | 1st & G | OPP 3.5 | Og the Ogre rush to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: Hans Fruber DieHard] | Replay |
| 4:11 | 2nd & G | OPP 1.5 | The Wise Old Man pass to Jacky Jester over the middle [deflected by Nose Picker] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:08 | 3rd & G | OPP 1.5 | Beefy Burns rush [TD] up the middle (1.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 4:05 | Extra point attempted by Robert the Strong, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 4:05 | ||||
| 4:05 | Kickoff by Robert the Strong, 77 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 4:05 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Blood Bowling DuHalaSkI rush [missed diving tackle: Marques Main (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: General Graardor (Power Through)] up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: Michael Rankin] | Replay |
| 3:24 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 24 | Curt Freeman pass to Mac Stern DuHalsKi over the middle, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Fredrick Farr] | Replay |
| 3:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi rush to the right (2 yd loss) [tackle: Kurt Bauer] | Replay |
| 2:28 | 2nd & 12 | OWN 30.5 | Curt Freeman pass to Rocky Turds Rockstien over the middle, caught (34 yd gain) [diving tackle: Donnell Minton] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36 | Curt Freeman pass to Mac Stern DuHalsKi over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: One Above All] | Replay |
| 1:17 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 29.5 | Curt Freeman pass to Richard Chafer up the right side intercepted by Fredrick Farr (1 yd return) [diving tackle: Richard Chafer] | Replay |
| Varrock Puppies 1:12 | ||||
| 1:12 | 1st & 10 | OWN 25 | The Wise Old Man pass to Hameln the Jester up the right side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Stone Hands The Shadow] | Replay |
| 0:33 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 29 | The Wise Old Man pass to Jacky Jester over the middle, caught (13 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sloth Fertelli] | Replay |
| 0:30 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Varrock Puppies | Replay |
| 0:30 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42.5 | The Wise Old Man pass to Grish the Shaman over the middle, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Evan Williams] | Replay |
| 0:27 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 47 | Offensive Timeout Called: Varrock Puppies | Replay |
| 0:27 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 47 | The Wise Old Man pass to Mayor Hobb up the left side, caught (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dolo Diaby] | Replay |
| 0:07 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 50 | The Wise Old Man bad pass to Grish the Shaman, hurried by Rotundus Maximus, up the left side [deflected by Brant "Goody" Goodleaf] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 0:01 | 4th & 2 | OPP 50 | Punt by Painted One, 40 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant (9.5 yd return) [tackle: Jamaal Coles] | Replay |