Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Varrock Puppies 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Bret Westbrook, 70 yd, fielded by Drunken Dwarf (20.5 yd return) [tackle: Nigel Redding] | Replay | ||
| 14:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20.5 | The Wise Old Man sacked by Ethan Alualu (6 yd loss) | Replay |
| 14:20 | 2nd & 16 | OWN 14.5 | Og the Ogre rush [missed diving tackle: IT ... CB (Hurdle)] [missed diving tackle: Nose Picker] up the middle (12 yd gain) [tackle: Evan Williams] | Replay |
| 13:50 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 26 | The Wise Old Man pass to Jacky Jester up the right side, caught, knocked loose by Blifford The Blind Maxwell [deflected by Blifford The Blind Maxwell] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:45 | 4th & 4 | OWN 26 | Punt by Painted One, 47 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant (8 yd return) [tackle: Jared Bruno] | Replay |
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 13:37 | ||||
| 13:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35.5 | Blood Bowling DuHalaSkI rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [tackle: Sergeant Steelwill] | Replay |
| 13:13 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 36.5 | Curt Freeman pass to Jang Didcottingham up the left side intercepted by Tyler Tompkins (0 yd return) [diving tackle: Jang Didcottingham] | Replay |
| Varrock Puppies 13:08 | ||||
| 13:08 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45 | Beefy Burns rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Final Stop] | Replay |
| 12:42 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 47.5 | The Mysterious Old Man rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Nose Picker] | Replay |
| 12:12 | 3rd & 5 | OPP 50 | The Wise Old Man pass to Grish the Shaman up the left side, caught (12.5 yd gain) [tackle: Evan Williams] | Replay |
| 11:39 | 1st & 10 | OPP 37 | The Wise Old Man pass to Jacky Jester up the right side, caught (32 yd gain) [diving tackle: Evan Williams] | Replay |
| 11:01 | 1st & G | OPP 5 | The Wise Old Man pitch to Beefy Burns to the right (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ariat Larratt*] | Replay |
| 10:25 | 2nd & G | OPP 1.5 | Beefy Burns rush [TD] up the middle (1.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 10:22 | Extra point attempted by Robert the Strong, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 10:22 | ||||
| 10:22 | Kickoff by Robert the Strong, 64 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant (19 yd return) [tackle: Jamaal Coles] | Replay | ||
| 10:19 | 1st & 10 | OWN 25 | Richard Chafer rush [missed tackle: Lonnie Salas] up the middle (9 yd gain) [tackle: Otis Holt] | Replay |
| 9:40 | 2nd & 1 | OWN 34 | Ethan Yeldon rush up the middle (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Otis Holt] | Replay |
| 9:09 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41.5 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi rush [missed tackle: Raphael Skinner] to the left (1.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Miguel Molina] | Replay |
| 8:46 | 2nd & 11.5 | OWN 39.5 | Curt Freeman screen pass to Richard Chafer to the right side, caught (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lonnie Salas] | Replay |
| 8:02 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 45.5 | Curt Freeman pass to Kadeem DooSkychek up the right side [deflected by Dane Duke] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:57 | 4th & 6 | OWN 45.5 | Punt by Darth Stache, 37 yd, fielded by Drunken Dwarf (3.5 yd return) [tackle: Stone Hands The Shadow] | Replay |
| Varrock Puppies 7:49 | ||||
| 7:49 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20.5 | Og the Ogre rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ethan Knighton] | Replay |
| 7:11 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 22.5 | The Mysterious Old Man rush to the left (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Brent Johndoggle] | Replay |
| 6:39 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 26.5 | The Wise Old Man pass to Mario Mosley up the right side, caught (17.5 yd gain) [tackle: Blifford The Blind Maxwell] | Replay |
| 6:03 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44 | The Mysterious Old Man rush [missed tackle: Nose Picker] to the left (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: JJ Frankie JJ] | Replay |
| 5:20 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 47.5 | The Wise Old Man bad pass to Fritz the Glassblower, hurried by IT ... DE, over the middle [deflected by Blifford The Blind Maxwell] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 5:14 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 47.5 | The Wise Old Man pass to Mario Mosley up the right side, caught (18 yd gain) [diving tackle: Evan Williams] | Replay |
| 4:33 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34.5 | The Wise Old Man pass to Gary Ali over the middle, caught (2 yd gain) [tackle: First Alert] | Replay |
| 4:07 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 32.5 | The Wise Old Man pass to Hameln the Jester over the middle, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Sloth Fertelli] | Replay |
| 3:25 | 1st & 10 | OPP 24 | The Wise Old Man pass to Jacky Jester up the right side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Blifford The Blind Maxwell] | Replay |
| 2:42 | 2nd & 4.5 | OPP 18.5 | The Mysterious Old Man rush to the right (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Rotundus Maximus] | Replay |
| 2:10 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 17.5 | Beefy Burns rush [missed diving tackle: JJ Frankie JJ (Power Through)] up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: IT ... DT] | Replay |
| 1:27 | 1st & 10 | OPP 12 | The Mysterious Old Man rush to the right (1.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: First Alert] | Replay |
| 0:49 | 2nd & 11.5 | OPP 13.5 | The Mysterious Old Man rush [missed tackle: Pappy VanWinkle] to the right (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: First Alert] | Replay |
| 0:14 | 3rd & 9 | OPP 11 | The Wise Old Man sacked by Nigel Redding (6 yd loss) | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 4th & 15 | OPP 17 | 34 yd field goal attempted by Robert the Strong, made [FG] | Replay |
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 14:56 | ||||
| 14:56 | Kickoff by Robert the Strong, 58 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant (20 yd return) [tackle: The Blood Moon] | Replay | ||
| 14:53 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31.5 | Richard Chafer rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sergeant Steelwill] | Replay |
| 14:26 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 35 | Curt Freeman pitch to Ethan Yeldon to the left (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Marques Main] | Replay |
| 13:51 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 37 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi rush [missed diving tackle: Raphael Skinner] to the left (4 yd gain) [tackle: Otis Holt] | Replay |
| 13:15 | 4th & inches | OWN 41.5 | Richard Chafer rush to the left (11.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lonnie Salas] | Replay |
| 12:38 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47 | Blood Bowling DuHalaSkI rush [missed diving tackle: Marques Main] to the left (5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Oliver Leggett] | Replay |
| 11:55 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 42 | Curt Freeman screen pass to Ethan Fournette to the right side, caught (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Fredrick Farr] | Replay |
| 11:14 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 39.5 | Richard Chafer rush [missed diving tackle: General Graardor] up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Miguel Molina] | Replay |
| 10:42 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34 | Ethan Yeldon rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sergeant Steelwill] | Replay |
| 10:02 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 32 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi rush [missed tackle: Kurt Bauer] to the right (3 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Michael Rankin] | Replay |
| 9:29 | 3rd & 4.5 | OPP 29 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi pitch to Ethan Yeldon to the left (1 yd gain) [tackle: Fredrick Farr] | Replay |
| 9:00 | 4th & 4 | OPP 28 | 45 yd field goal attempted by Bret Westbrook, made [FG] | Replay |
| Varrock Puppies 8:56 | ||||
| 8:56 | Kickoff by Bret Westbrook, 54 yd, fielded by Drunken Dwarf (19 yd return) [tackle: Nigel Redding] | Replay | ||
| 8:54 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35 | The Wise Old Man pass to Gary Ali over the middle, caught (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ethan Alualu] | Replay |
| 8:15 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 38.5 | The Wise Old Man pass to Eli Gil over the middle, caught (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Blifford The Blind Maxwell] | Replay |
| 7:50 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 42 | Beefy Burns rush [missed diving tackle: IT ... DT] up the middle (5 yd gain) [tackle: Brent Johndoggle] | Replay |
| 7:24 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47 | Beefy Burns rush [missed tackle: Pappy VanWinkle] up the middle (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Brent Johndoggle] | Replay |
| 6:42 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 47 | The Wise Old Man pass to Gary Ali up the left side [deflected by Sloth Fertelli] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:36 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 47 | The Wise Old Man pass to Jacky Jester over the middle, caught (32 yd gain) [tackle: Jack D. Stripper] | Replay |
| 6:08 | 1st & 10 | OPP 15 | The Wise Old Man pitch to Og the Ogre to the right (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Stone Hands The Shadow] | Replay |
| 5:43 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 12 | The Mysterious Old Man rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Nigel Redding] | Replay |
| 5:16 | 3rd & 4.5 | OPP 9.5 | The Wise Old Man pass to Hameln the Jester up the right side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Blifford The Blind Maxwell] | Replay |
| 4:48 | 1st & G | OPP 3.5 | Og the Ogre rush to the left (2 yd gain) [tackle: Hans Fruber DieHard] | Replay |
| 4:11 | 2nd & G | OPP 1.5 | The Wise Old Man pass to Jacky Jester over the middle [deflected by Nose Picker] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:08 | 3rd & G | OPP 1.5 | Beefy Burns rush [TD] up the middle (1.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 4:05 | Extra point attempted by Robert the Strong, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 4:05 | ||||
| 4:05 | Kickoff by Robert the Strong, 77 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 4:05 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Blood Bowling DuHalaSkI rush [missed diving tackle: Marques Main (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: General Graardor (Power Through)] up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: Michael Rankin] | Replay |
| 3:24 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 24 | Curt Freeman pass to Mac Stern DuHalsKi over the middle, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Fredrick Farr] | Replay |
| 3:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi rush to the right (2 yd loss) [tackle: Kurt Bauer] | Replay |
| 2:28 | 2nd & 12 | OWN 30.5 | Curt Freeman pass to Rocky Turds Rockstien over the middle, caught (34 yd gain) [diving tackle: Donnell Minton] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36 | Curt Freeman pass to Mac Stern DuHalsKi over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: One Above All] | Replay |
| 1:17 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 29.5 | Curt Freeman pass to Richard Chafer up the right side intercepted by Fredrick Farr (1 yd return) [diving tackle: Richard Chafer] | Replay |
| Varrock Puppies 1:12 | ||||
| 1:12 | 1st & 10 | OWN 25 | The Wise Old Man pass to Hameln the Jester up the right side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Stone Hands The Shadow] | Replay |
| 0:33 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 29 | The Wise Old Man pass to Jacky Jester over the middle, caught (13 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sloth Fertelli] | Replay |
| 0:30 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Varrock Puppies | Replay |
| 0:30 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42.5 | The Wise Old Man pass to Grish the Shaman over the middle, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Evan Williams] | Replay |
| 0:27 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 47 | Offensive Timeout Called: Varrock Puppies | Replay |
| 0:27 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 47 | The Wise Old Man pass to Mayor Hobb up the left side, caught (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dolo Diaby] | Replay |
| 0:07 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 50 | The Wise Old Man bad pass to Grish the Shaman, hurried by Rotundus Maximus, up the left side [deflected by Brant "Goody" Goodleaf] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 0:01 | 4th & 2 | OPP 50 | Punt by Painted One, 40 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant (9.5 yd return) [tackle: Jamaal Coles] | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Robert the Strong, 65 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant (14.5 yd return) [tackle: The Blood Moon] | Replay | ||
| 14:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 19.5 | Ethan Yeldon rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Oliver Leggett] | Replay |
| 14:33 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 23.5 | Curt Freeman pass to Poopie Pants McGraw up the right side [deflected by Magneto Maximoff] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:28 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 23.5 | Ethan Yeldon rush up the middle (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lonnie Salas] | Replay |
| 13:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31 | Curt Freeman pitch to Richard Chafer [missed tackle: One Above All (Spin)] to the right (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Magneto Maximoff] | Replay |
| 13:03 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 35 | Ethan Yeldon rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Magneto Maximoff] | Replay |
| 12:31 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 36.5 | Blood Bowling DuHalaSkI rush [missed diving tackle: Sergeant Steelwill] to the right (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Donnell Minton] | Replay |
| 12:03 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43 | Richard Chafer rush [missed tackle: Lonnie Salas (Spin)] up the middle (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Oscar Brantley] | Replay |
| 11:32 | 2nd & 3.5 | OWN 49.5 | Ethan Fournette rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sergeant Steelwill] | Replay |
| 10:51 | 3rd & 1 | OPP 48 | Blood Bowling DuHalaSkI rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Sergeant Strongstack] | Replay |
| 10:20 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46.5 | Blood Bowling DuHalaSkI rush to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: Hunter Holley] | Replay |
| 9:40 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 43 | Curt Freeman pitch to Richard Chafer to the right (1 yd loss) [tackle: Oscar Brantley] | Replay |
| 9:06 | 3rd & 8 | OPP 44.5 | Curt Freeman pass to Jang Didcottingham up the left side [deflected by Tyler Tompkins] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:01 | 4th & 8 | OPP 44.5 | Punt by Darth Stache, 29 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Varrock Puppies 8:56 | ||||
| 8:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 15.5 | The Wise Old Man pitch to Beefy Burns to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: IT ... DE] | Replay |
| 8:14 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 17.5 | The Mysterious Old Man rush [missed tackle: Brent Johndoggle (Power Through)] to the left (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: JJ Frankie JJ] | Replay |
| 7:32 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 20.5 | The Wise Old Man pass to Hameln the Jester up the right side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: First Alert] | Replay |
| 7:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28.5 | Beefy Burns rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ethan Knighton] | Replay |
| 6:33 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 31 | The Mysterious Old Man rush [missed diving tackle: IT ... CB (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Nose Picker (Power Through)] [TD] to the left (69 yd gain) | Replay |
| 6:20 | Extra point attempted by Robert the Strong, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 6:20 | ||||
| 6:20 | Kickoff by Robert the Strong, 67 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant (21.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Kareem Scott] | Replay | ||
| 6:17 | 1st & 10 | OWN 24.5 | Blood Bowling DuHalaSkI rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sergeant Steelwill] | Replay |
| 5:37 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 27 | Curt Freeman screen pass to Richard Chafer to the left side, caught (3 yd loss) [tackle: Sergeant Strongstack] | Replay |
| 4:56 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 24 | Curt Freeman pass to Poopie Pants McGraw, hurried by The Blood Moon, over the middle, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Lonnie Salas] | Replay |
| 4:18 | 4th & 3.5 | OWN 31 | Punt by Darth Stache, 60 yd, fielded by Drunken Dwarf (18 yd return) [tackle: Stone Hands The Shadow] | Replay |
| Varrock Puppies 4:10 | ||||
| 4:10 | 1st & 10 | OWN 27 | The Wise Old Man pass to Jacky Jester over the middle, caught (11 yd gain) [tackle: Jack D. Stripper] | Replay |
| 3:32 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38 | Beefy Burns rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Hans Fruber DieHard] | Replay |
| 3:06 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 41 | The Wise Old Man pass to Gary Ali over the middle, caught (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sloth Fertelli] | Replay |
| 2:39 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49 | The Wise Old Man pass to Gary Ali over the middle, caught (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: Stone Hands The Shadow] | Replay |
| 2:04 | 2nd & 3 | OPP 42 | Beefy Burns rush to the left (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Hans Fruber DieHard] | Replay |
| 1:33 | 3rd & 1 | OPP 40 | Beefy Burns rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ethan Knighton] | Replay |
| 0:54 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36.5 | The Wise Old Man pitch to Og the Ogre [missed diving tackle: Jack D. Stripper (Spin)] [missed tackle: Nose Picker (Spin)] to the right (28 yd gain) [tackle: Evan Williams] | Replay |
| 0:08 | 1st & G | OPP 8.5 | The Wise Old Man pitch to Beefy Burns [missed diving tackle: Blifford The Blind Maxwell (Power Through)] to the right (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Rotundus Maximus] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & G | OPP 8.5 | The Wise Old Man pass to Gary Ali over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Stone Hands The Shadow [deflected by Stone Hands The Shadow] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:55 | 3rd & G | OPP 8.5 | The Wise Old Man pass to Hameln the Jester over the middle [deflected by Ariat Larratt*] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:51 | 4th & G | OPP 8.5 | 25.5 yd field goal attempted by Robert the Strong, made [FG] | Replay |
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 14:47 | ||||
| 14:47 | Kickoff by Robert the Strong, 63 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant (16.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Jared Bruno] | Replay | ||
| 14:44 | 1st & 10 | OWN 23 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi rush [missed diving tackle: Oliver Leggett (Power Through)] [TD] to the left (77 yd gain) | Replay |
| 14:29 | Extra point attempted by Bret Westbrook, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Varrock Puppies 14:29 | ||||
| 14:29 | Kickoff by Bret Westbrook, 67 yd, fielded by Drunken Dwarf (20.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Nigel Redding] | Replay | ||
| 14:27 | 1st & 10 | OWN 23 | The Wise Old Man pass to Jacky Jester over the middle, caught (11.5 yd gain) [tackle: Final Stop] | Replay |
| 13:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34.5 | The Wise Old Man pitch to Beefy Burns to the right (12 yd gain) [diving tackle: First Alert] | Replay |
| 13:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46.5 | The Wise Old Man pass to Gary Ali up the right side, caught (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Final Stop] | Replay |
| 12:22 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 48.5 | Beefy Burns rush up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: JJ Frankie JJ] | Replay |
| 11:39 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43 | The Wise Old Man pitch to Og the Ogre [missed diving tackle: Pappy VanWinkle (Spin)] to the right (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: IT ... DE] | Replay |
| 10:59 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 39.5 | The Wise Old Man pass to Jacky Jester up the left side, caught (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: Evan Williams] | Replay |
| 10:31 | 1st & 10 | OPP 30 | The Wise Old Man pitch to Beefy Burns [missed tackle: IT ... CB (Power Through)] [TD] to the right (30 yd gain) | Replay |
| 10:22 | Extra point attempted by Robert the Strong, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 10:22 | ||||
| 10:22 | Kickoff by Robert the Strong, 62 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant (15 yd return) [tackle: Victor Goff] | Replay | ||
| 10:20 | 1st & 10 | OWN 23 | Richard Chafer rush to the left (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Marques Main] | Replay |
| 9:51 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 24 | Curt Freeman pass to Nearest Green up the left side, caught (46 yd gain) [diving tackle: Hunter Holley] | Replay |
| 9:12 | 1st & 10 | OPP 29.5 | Richard Chafer rush to the left (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Marques Main] | Replay |
| 8:47 | 2nd & 9.5 | OPP 29 | Curt Freeman pass to Poopie Pants McGraw up the left side, caught, knocked loose by Martin Coulter [deflected by Martin Coulter] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:42 | 3rd & 9.5 | OPP 29 | Curt Freeman pass to turd BURGLAR up the right side, thrown low [deflected by Dane Duke] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:38 | 4th & 9.5 | OPP 29 | 46 yd field goal attempted by Bret Westbrook, made [FG] | Replay |
| Varrock Puppies 8:34 | ||||
| 8:34 | Kickoff by Bret Westbrook, 73 yd, fielded by Drunken Dwarf (45 yd return) [diving tackle: Hans Fruber DieHard] | Replay | ||
| 8:29 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42.5 | The Mysterious Old Man rush [missed tackle: Evan Williams (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: JJ Frankie JJ (Power Through)] [missed tackle: First Alert] to the right (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: IT ... DT] | Replay |
| 8:02 | 2nd & 4 | OWN 48 | Beefy Burns rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: IT ... DT] | Replay |
| 7:26 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 49.5 | False start penalty committed by Chief Tess | Replay |
| 7:26 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 45.5 | The Wise Old Man pass to Mayor Hobb up the left side, caught [deflected by Dolo Diaby] (19 yd gain) [tackle: Dolo Diaby] | Replay |
| 6:42 | 1st & 10 | OPP 35.5 | Beefy Burns rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Hans Fruber DieHard] | Replay |
| 6:12 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 33.5 | Beefy Burns rush [missed diving tackle: Final Stop (Hurdle)] [missed diving tackle: IT ... DT (Hurdle)][forced fumble: Ethan Knighton], fumbled , recovered by Chief Tess (2 yd return) [diving tackle: Final Stop] | Replay |
| 5:41 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 29.5 | The Wise Old Man bad pass to Jacky Jester, hurried by Hans Fruber DieHard, over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 5:37 | 4th & 4 | OPP 29.5 | 46.5 yd field goal attempted by Robert the Strong, made [FG] | Replay |
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 5:33 | ||||
| 5:33 | Kickoff by Robert the Strong, 67 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant (20.5 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Jared Bruno] | Replay | ||
| 5:30 | 1st & 10 | OWN 23 | Curt Freeman pass to Dante Osborn up the left side, caught [TD] (77 yd gain) | Replay |
| 5:19 | Extra point attempted by Bret Westbrook, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Varrock Puppies 5:19 | ||||
| 5:19 | Kickoff by Bret Westbrook, 75 yd, fielded by Drunken Dwarf, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 5:19 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Beefy Burns rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: IT ... DT] | Replay |
| 4:31 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 22 | Beefy Burns rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ethan Knighton] | Replay |
| 3:43 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 24 | The Wise Old Man pass to Dominique O'connor up the left side, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Final Stop] | Replay |
| 2:55 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32 | The Mysterious Old Man rush [missed tackle: Ariat Larratt*] [TD] to the left (68 yd gain) | Replay |
| 2:42 | Extra point attempted by Robert the Strong, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 2:42 | ||||
| 2:42 | Kickoff by Robert the Strong, 60 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant (16 yd return) [tackle: The Blood Moon] | Replay | ||
| 2:40 | 1st & 10 | OWN 26 | Curt Freeman pass to Mac Stern DuHalsKi over the middle [deflected by One Above All] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:35 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 26 | Curt Freeman pass to Ethan Yeldon over the middle, caught (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Martin Coulter] | Replay |
| 2:21 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 29.5 | Curt Freeman screen pass to Kadeem DooSkychek to the right side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Magneto Maximoff] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39.5 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi screen pass to Snoop Dogg to the right side, caught (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Harris Barrow] | Replay |
| 1:41 | 2nd & 10.5 | OWN 38.5 | Curt Freeman pass to Ethan Fournette over the middle, caught (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sergeant Strongstack] | Replay |
| 1:20 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 41.5 | Curt Freeman pass to Rocky Turds Rockstien up the left side, caught (16.5 yd gain) [tackle: One Above All] | Replay |
| 1:04 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42 | Curt Freeman pass to Nearest Green over the middle, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: Fredrick Farr] | Replay |
| 0:51 | 2nd & 3 | OPP 34.5 | Curt Freeman pass to Jang Didcottingham up the left side [deflected by Dane Duke] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:47 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 34.5 | Curt Freeman screen pass to Ethan Fournette to the left side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Dane Duke] | Replay |
| 0:42 | 1st & 10 | OPP 27.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Imperial Beach Turd hearders | Replay |
| 0:42 | 1st & 10 | OPP 27.5 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi screen pass to Snoop Dogg to the right side, caught (1 yd loss) [diving tackle: Michael Rankin] | Replay |
| 0:28 | 2nd & 11 | OPP 28 | Curt Freeman pass to Mac Stern DuHalsKi up the left side [deflected by Otis Holt] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:21 | 3rd & 11 | OPP 28 | Curt Freeman screen pass to Snoop Dogg to the right side, caught (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Dane Duke] | Replay |
| 0:16 | 4th & 8.5 | OPP 25.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Imperial Beach Turd hearders | Replay |
| 0:16 | 4th & 8.5 | OPP 25.5 | Curt Freeman screen pass to Kadeem DooSkychek to the right side, caught (3.5 yd loss) (turnover on downs) [tackle: One Above All] | Replay |
| Varrock Puppies 0:13 | ||||
| 0:13 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29 | The Wise Old Man pitch to Og the Ogre to the right (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: First Alert] | Replay |
| 0:08 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 29.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Imperial Beach Turd hearders | Replay |
| 0:08 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 29.5 | The Wise Old Man pitch to Beefy Burns [missed diving tackle: First Alert (Power Through)] [TD] to the right (70.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 0:00 | Extra point attempted by Robert the Strong, made [XP] | Replay | ||