Play by Play
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Robert the Strong, 65 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant (14.5 yd return) [tackle: The Blood Moon] | Replay | ||
| 14:58 | 1st & 10 | OWN 19.5 | Ethan Yeldon rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Oliver Leggett] | Replay |
| 14:33 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 23.5 | Curt Freeman pass to Poopie Pants McGraw up the right side [deflected by Magneto Maximoff] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:28 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 23.5 | Ethan Yeldon rush up the middle (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lonnie Salas] | Replay |
| 13:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31 | Curt Freeman pitch to Richard Chafer [missed tackle: One Above All (Spin)] to the right (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Magneto Maximoff] | Replay |
| 13:03 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 35 | Ethan Yeldon rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Magneto Maximoff] | Replay |
| 12:31 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 36.5 | Blood Bowling DuHalaSkI rush [missed diving tackle: Sergeant Steelwill] to the right (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Donnell Minton] | Replay |
| 12:03 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43 | Richard Chafer rush [missed tackle: Lonnie Salas (Spin)] up the middle (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Oscar Brantley] | Replay |
| 11:32 | 2nd & 3.5 | OWN 49.5 | Ethan Fournette rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sergeant Steelwill] | Replay |
| 10:51 | 3rd & 1 | OPP 48 | Blood Bowling DuHalaSkI rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Sergeant Strongstack] | Replay |
| 10:20 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46.5 | Blood Bowling DuHalaSkI rush to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: Hunter Holley] | Replay |
| 9:40 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 43 | Curt Freeman pitch to Richard Chafer to the right (1 yd loss) [tackle: Oscar Brantley] | Replay |
| 9:06 | 3rd & 8 | OPP 44.5 | Curt Freeman pass to Jang Didcottingham up the left side [deflected by Tyler Tompkins] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:01 | 4th & 8 | OPP 44.5 | Punt by Darth Stache, 29 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Varrock Puppies 8:56 | ||||
| 8:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 15.5 | The Wise Old Man pitch to Beefy Burns to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: IT ... DE] | Replay |
| 8:14 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 17.5 | The Mysterious Old Man rush [missed tackle: Brent Johndoggle (Power Through)] to the left (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: JJ Frankie JJ] | Replay |
| 7:32 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 20.5 | The Wise Old Man pass to Hameln the Jester up the right side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: First Alert] | Replay |
| 7:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28.5 | Beefy Burns rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ethan Knighton] | Replay |
| 6:33 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 31 | The Mysterious Old Man rush [missed diving tackle: IT ... CB (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Nose Picker (Power Through)] [TD] to the left (69 yd gain) | Replay |
| 6:20 | Extra point attempted by Robert the Strong, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 6:20 | ||||
| 6:20 | Kickoff by Robert the Strong, 67 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant (21.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Kareem Scott] | Replay | ||
| 6:17 | 1st & 10 | OWN 24.5 | Blood Bowling DuHalaSkI rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sergeant Steelwill] | Replay |
| 5:37 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 27 | Curt Freeman screen pass to Richard Chafer to the left side, caught (3 yd loss) [tackle: Sergeant Strongstack] | Replay |
| 4:56 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 24 | Curt Freeman pass to Poopie Pants McGraw, hurried by The Blood Moon, over the middle, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Lonnie Salas] | Replay |
| 4:18 | 4th & 3.5 | OWN 31 | Punt by Darth Stache, 60 yd, fielded by Drunken Dwarf (18 yd return) [tackle: Stone Hands The Shadow] | Replay |
| Varrock Puppies 4:10 | ||||
| 4:10 | 1st & 10 | OWN 27 | The Wise Old Man pass to Jacky Jester over the middle, caught (11 yd gain) [tackle: Jack D. Stripper] | Replay |
| 3:32 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38 | Beefy Burns rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Hans Fruber DieHard] | Replay |
| 3:06 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 41 | The Wise Old Man pass to Gary Ali over the middle, caught (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: Sloth Fertelli] | Replay |
| 2:39 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49 | The Wise Old Man pass to Gary Ali over the middle, caught (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: Stone Hands The Shadow] | Replay |
| 2:04 | 2nd & 3 | OPP 42 | Beefy Burns rush to the left (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Hans Fruber DieHard] | Replay |
| 1:33 | 3rd & 1 | OPP 40 | Beefy Burns rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ethan Knighton] | Replay |
| 0:54 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36.5 | The Wise Old Man pitch to Og the Ogre [missed diving tackle: Jack D. Stripper (Spin)] [missed tackle: Nose Picker (Spin)] to the right (28 yd gain) [tackle: Evan Williams] | Replay |
| 0:08 | 1st & G | OPP 8.5 | The Wise Old Man pitch to Beefy Burns [missed diving tackle: Blifford The Blind Maxwell (Power Through)] to the right (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Rotundus Maximus] | Replay |