Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Varrock Puppies 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Bret Westbrook, 70 yd, fielded by Drunken Dwarf (20.5 yd return) [tackle: Nigel Redding] | Replay | ||
| 14:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20.5 | The Wise Old Man sacked by Ethan Alualu (6 yd loss) | Replay |
| 14:20 | 2nd & 16 | OWN 14.5 | Og the Ogre rush [missed diving tackle: IT ... CB (Hurdle)] [missed diving tackle: Nose Picker] up the middle (12 yd gain) [tackle: Evan Williams] | Replay |
| 13:50 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 26 | The Wise Old Man pass to Jacky Jester up the right side, caught, knocked loose by Blifford The Blind Maxwell [deflected by Blifford The Blind Maxwell] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:45 | 4th & 4 | OWN 26 | Punt by Painted One, 47 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant (8 yd return) [tackle: Jared Bruno] | Replay |
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 13:37 | ||||
| 13:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35.5 | Blood Bowling DuHalaSkI rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [tackle: Sergeant Steelwill] | Replay |
| 13:13 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 36.5 | Curt Freeman pass to Jang Didcottingham up the left side intercepted by Tyler Tompkins (0 yd return) [diving tackle: Jang Didcottingham] | Replay |
| Varrock Puppies 13:08 | ||||
| 13:08 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45 | Beefy Burns rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Final Stop] | Replay |
| 12:42 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 47.5 | The Mysterious Old Man rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Nose Picker] | Replay |
| 12:12 | 3rd & 5 | OPP 50 | The Wise Old Man pass to Grish the Shaman up the left side, caught (12.5 yd gain) [tackle: Evan Williams] | Replay |
| 11:39 | 1st & 10 | OPP 37 | The Wise Old Man pass to Jacky Jester up the right side, caught (32 yd gain) [diving tackle: Evan Williams] | Replay |
| 11:01 | 1st & G | OPP 5 | The Wise Old Man pitch to Beefy Burns to the right (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ariat Larratt*] | Replay |
| 10:25 | 2nd & G | OPP 1.5 | Beefy Burns rush [TD] up the middle (1.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 10:22 | Extra point attempted by Robert the Strong, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Imperial Beach Turd hearders 10:22 | ||||
| 10:22 | Kickoff by Robert the Strong, 64 yd, fielded by Ethan Grant (19 yd return) [tackle: Jamaal Coles] | Replay | ||
| 10:19 | 1st & 10 | OWN 25 | Richard Chafer rush [missed tackle: Lonnie Salas] up the middle (9 yd gain) [tackle: Otis Holt] | Replay |
| 9:40 | 2nd & 1 | OWN 34 | Ethan Yeldon rush up the middle (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Otis Holt] | Replay |
| 9:09 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41.5 | Shayne Fynder DuHalsKi rush [missed tackle: Raphael Skinner] to the left (1.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Miguel Molina] | Replay |
| 8:46 | 2nd & 11.5 | OWN 39.5 | Curt Freeman screen pass to Richard Chafer to the right side, caught (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Lonnie Salas] | Replay |
| 8:02 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 45.5 | Curt Freeman pass to Kadeem DooSkychek up the right side [deflected by Dane Duke] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:57 | 4th & 6 | OWN 45.5 | Punt by Darth Stache, 37 yd, fielded by Drunken Dwarf (3.5 yd return) [tackle: Stone Hands The Shadow] | Replay |
| Varrock Puppies 7:49 | ||||
| 7:49 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20.5 | Og the Ogre rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ethan Knighton] | Replay |
| 7:11 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 22.5 | The Mysterious Old Man rush to the left (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Brent Johndoggle] | Replay |
| 6:39 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 26.5 | The Wise Old Man pass to Mario Mosley up the right side, caught (17.5 yd gain) [tackle: Blifford The Blind Maxwell] | Replay |
| 6:03 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44 | The Mysterious Old Man rush [missed tackle: Nose Picker] to the left (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: JJ Frankie JJ] | Replay |
| 5:20 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 47.5 | The Wise Old Man bad pass to Fritz the Glassblower, hurried by IT ... DE, over the middle [deflected by Blifford The Blind Maxwell] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 5:14 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 47.5 | The Wise Old Man pass to Mario Mosley up the right side, caught (18 yd gain) [diving tackle: Evan Williams] | Replay |
| 4:33 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34.5 | The Wise Old Man pass to Gary Ali over the middle, caught (2 yd gain) [tackle: First Alert] | Replay |
| 4:07 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 32.5 | The Wise Old Man pass to Hameln the Jester over the middle, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Sloth Fertelli] | Replay |
| 3:25 | 1st & 10 | OPP 24 | The Wise Old Man pass to Jacky Jester up the right side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Blifford The Blind Maxwell] | Replay |
| 2:42 | 2nd & 4.5 | OPP 18.5 | The Mysterious Old Man rush to the right (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Rotundus Maximus] | Replay |
| 2:10 | 3rd & 3.5 | OPP 17.5 | Beefy Burns rush [missed diving tackle: JJ Frankie JJ (Power Through)] up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: IT ... DT] | Replay |
| 1:27 | 1st & 10 | OPP 12 | The Mysterious Old Man rush to the right (1.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: First Alert] | Replay |
| 0:49 | 2nd & 11.5 | OPP 13.5 | The Mysterious Old Man rush [missed tackle: Pappy VanWinkle] to the right (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: First Alert] | Replay |
| 0:14 | 3rd & 9 | OPP 11 | The Wise Old Man sacked by Nigel Redding (6 yd loss) | Replay |