Play by Play
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| Sno Kitties 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 32 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Jedi Master Mace Windu to the left side, caught [missed diving tackle: Colonel Horrace Gentleman (Hurdle)] (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Pirate Captain] | Replay |
| 14:19 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 29.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Sexual Chocolate over the middle, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Willie Tacklem] | Replay |
| 13:51 | 1st & 10 | OPP 20 | Ben Hogan pitch to A Pimp Named Slickback to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Khalil Frey] | Replay |
| 13:21 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 17.5 | The Bull Moose rush to the right (2 yd loss) [tackle: Baron Werner Underbheit] | Replay |
| 12:52 | 3rd & 9.5 | OPP 19.5 | Ben Hogan pass to JUAN SOTO THE PHENOM WR up the left side intercepted by Kenny Cover 2 (3 yd return) [diving tackle: Chase Goff Rafiki] | Replay |
| Yokohama Yaks 12:47 | ||||
| 12:47 | 1st & 10 | OWN 11.5 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush to the left (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Max Homa] | Replay |
| 12:20 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 12.5 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart] | Replay |
| 11:45 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 14 | Weapons Free pass to Fabian Kelly over the middle (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:41 | 4th & 7.5 | OWN 14 | Punt by Auntie Matter, 37 yd, fielded by Armold Palmer (fair catch) | Replay |
| Sno Kitties 11:34 | ||||
| 11:34 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49 | Ben Hogan pass to Sam Snead over the middle [deflected by K'Von Wallace.] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:28 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 49 | Ben Hogan screen pass to A Pimp Named Slickback to the right side, caught (12 yd gain) [tackle: Russian Guyovitch] | Replay |
| 10:58 | 1st & 10 | OPP 39 | Jedi Master Mace Windu rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Khalil Frey] | Replay |
| 10:30 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 36 | Ben Hogan pass to Chase Goff Rafiki over the middle, caught [missed tackle: Willie Tacklem (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Russian Guyovitch (Power Through)] (7 yd gain) [tackle: The Brown Widow] | Replay |
| 9:49 | 3rd & inches | OPP 29 | Jedi Master Mace Windu rush up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Monster Red] | Replay |
| 9:19 | 1st & 10 | OPP 23.5 | Ben Hogan pass to JUAN SOTO THE PHENOM WR up the left side intercepted by Kenny Cover 2 [TD] (106 yd return) | Replay |
| Yokohama Yaks 9:02 | ||||
| 9:02 | Extra point attempted by Princess Tinyfeet, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sno Kitties 9:02 | ||||
| 9:02 | Kickoff by Princess Tinyfeet, 73 yd, fielded by Armold Palmer, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 9:02 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Ben Hogan pass to Ivan Guinn Rafiki over the middle, caught [missed tackle: Khalil Frey (Power Through)] (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Kenny Cover 2] | Replay |
| 8:20 | 2nd & 5 | OWN 25 | Ben Hogan pass to JUAN SOTO THE PHENOM WR up the left side, caught, knocked loose by Russian Guyovitch [deflected by Russian Guyovitch] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:16 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 25 | Ben Hogan pass to Ivan Guinn Rafiki up the right side, caught [missed tackle: The Brown Widow (Spin)] (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: K'Von Wallace.] | Replay |
| 7:49 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32 | Ben Hogan sacked by Mr. Fahrenheit, The Supersonic Man (5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 7:20 | 2nd & 15 | OWN 27 | Ben Hogan pass to Sexual Chocolate over the middle intercepted by Julian Love (0 yd return) [tackle: Sexual Chocolate] | Replay |
| Yokohama Yaks 7:15 | ||||
| 7:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47 | Steve French rush [missed tackle: Puff Ball] [missed diving tackle: Nuke Bangaloid (Power Through)] to the right (8 yd gain) [tackle: Ethan Hardy] | Replay |
| 6:41 | 2nd & 2 | OPP 45 | False start penalty committed by Professor Phineas Phage | Replay |
| 6:41 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 50 | Warriana, the Amazon rush to the left (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ethan Hardy] | Replay |
| 6:05 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 47 | Steve French rush [missed diving tackle: Bob Goalby (Hurdle)] [missed tackle: Jason Day (Power Through)] to the left (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: Rory McIlroy] | Replay |
| 5:41 | 1st & 10 | OPP 37 | Weapons Free screen pass to Gabe Ervin Jr Rafiki to the left side, caught [missed tackle: Jon Rahm] (12.5 yd gain) [tackle: Xander Schauffele] | Replay |
| 4:50 | 1st & 10 | OPP 24.5 | Weapons Free screen pass to Warriana, the Amazon to the left side, caught [missed diving tackle: Ralph Guldahl (Spin)] (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jason Day] | Replay |
| 3:59 | 2nd & 1.5 | OPP 16.5 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush to the left (1.5 yd loss) [Monster Hit tackle: Ethan Hardy] | Replay |
| 3:11 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 17.5 | Warriana, the Amazon rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ludwig Van Beethoven] | Replay |
| 2:23 | 1st & 10 | OPP 14.5 | Steve French rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ludvig Aberg] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 12 | Steve French rush [missed tackle: Puff Ball (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Rory McIlroy (Power Through)] to the right (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: Colin Morikawa] | Replay |
| 1:56 | 3rd & 0.5 | OPP 5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Sno Kitties | Replay |
| 1:56 | 3rd & 0.5 | OPP 5 | Warriana, the Amazon rush [missed tackle: Max Homa] up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ralph Guldahl] | Replay |
| 1:53 | 1st & G | OPP 0.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Sno Kitties | Replay |
| 1:53 | 1st & G | OPP 0.5 | Gabe Ervin Jr Rafiki rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 1:50 | Extra point attempted by Princess Tinyfeet, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sno Kitties 1:50 | ||||
| 1:50 | Kickoff by Princess Tinyfeet, 67 yd, fielded by Armold Palmer (20 yd return) [tackle: Chester "Wide Whale" Ong] | Replay | ||
| 1:47 | 1st & 10 | OWN 23.5 | Ben Hogan pitch to A Pimp Named Slickback to the left (12.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Bobbi St. Simone] | Replay |
| 1:23 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36 | False start penalty committed by Randall Pettit | Replay |
| 1:23 | 1st & 15 | OWN 31 | Ben Hogan pitch to A Pimp Named Slickback to the left (1 yd loss) [tackle: Colonel Horrace Gentleman] | Replay |
| 1:03 | 2nd & 16 | OWN 30 | Ben Hogan sacked by Mr. Fahrenheit, The Supersonic Man (5.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:42 | 3rd & 21.5 | OWN 24.5 | Ben Hogan bad pass to JUAN SOTO THE PHENOM WR up the left side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 0:36 | 4th & 21.5 | OWN 24.5 | Punt by Tom Kite, 66 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes Red Line EXP (19.5 yd return) [tackle: Ethan Abdullah] | Replay |
| Yokohama Yaks 0:28 | ||||
| 0:28 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28.5 | Weapons Free rush up the middle (1 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:26 | 2nd & 11 | OWN 27.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Sno Kitties | Replay |
| 0:26 | 2nd & 11 | OWN 27.5 | Weapons Free rush up the middle (1 yd loss) | Replay |