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Box Score
| Scoring Summary | ||||
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| 10:36 | Sno | TD | Ben Hogan pass to Chi Chi Rodriguez over the middle, caught (3 yd gain) [TD]; Extra point attempted by Ben Crenshaw, made [XP] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 12:54 | Sno | FG | 35 yd field goal attempted by Ben Crenshaw, made [FG] | Replay |
| 4:32 | Yokohama | TD | Warriana, the Amazon rush [TD] up the middle (2.5 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Princess Tinyfeet, made [XP] | Replay |
| 0:01 | Yokohama | FG | 53.5 yd field goal attempted by Princess Tinyfeet, made [FG] | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| 7:57 | Yokohama | TD | Gabe Ervin Jr Rafiki rush [TD] to the left (1 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Princess Tinyfeet, made [XP] | Replay |
| 4:08 | Yokohama | TD | Gabe Ervin Jr Rafiki rush [TD] up the middle (2 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Princess Tinyfeet, made [XP] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 9:19 | Yokohama | TD | Ben Hogan pass to JUAN SOTO THE PHENOM WR up the left side intercepted by Kenny Cover 2 [TD] (106 yd return); Extra point attempted by Princess Tinyfeet, made [XP] | Replay |
| 1:53 | Yokohama | TD | Gabe Ervin Jr Rafiki rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [TD]; Extra point attempted by Princess Tinyfeet, made [XP] | Replay |
| 5th Quarter | ||||
| Team Stats | ||
| Yokohama | Sno | |
| TOTAL NET YARDS | 324 | 244 |
| TOTAL RUSHING YARDS | 139.5 | 66 |
| Rushes | 41 | 26 |
| Yards/Rush | 3.4 | 2.5 |
| TOTAL PASSING YARDS | 184.5 | 178 |
| Completions/Attempts | 23/30 | 23/35 |
| Yards/Pass | 6.2 | 5.1 |
| Times Sacked | 0 | 3 |
| Times Intercepted | 1 | 4 |
| PUNTS | 1 | 2 |
| Yards per Punt | 37 | 60.5 |
| PENALTIES | 1 | 1 |
| Penalty Yards | 5 | 5 |
| FUMBLES | 0 | 1 |
| Fumbles Lost | 0 | 0 |
| TIME OF POSSESSION | 35:41 | 24:19 |
| Passing |
| Yokohama | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | BadTh | Drop | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB Weapons Free |
54 | 23 | 30 | 184.5 | 76.7 | 6.2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| QB Dr. Mrs. the Monarch |
24 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Sno | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | BadTh | Drop | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB Ben Hogan |
58 | 23 | 35 | 178 | 65.7 | 5.1 | 4 | 3 | -13.5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 1 |
| QB The Bull Moose |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Rushing |
| Yokohama | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | RushRZ | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Warriana, the Amazon |
26 | 12 | 45 | 3.8 | 1 | 5 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Dr. Mrs. the Monarch |
24 | 12 | 38 | 3.2 | 0 | 2 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Steve French |
14 | 10 | 52 | 5.2 | 0 | 3 | 12 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Gabe Ervin Jr Rafiki |
21 | 5 | 6.5 | 1.3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Weapons Free |
54 | 2 | -2 | -1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Cement Shoes Red Line EXP |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Ook Ook |
14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Enrico Matassa |
25 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Stars and Garters |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Sno | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | RushRZ | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Jedi Master Mace Windu |
20 | 12 | 32.5 | 2.7 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
| HB A Pimp Named Slickback |
21 | 10 | 49 | 4.9 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Ben Hogan |
58 | 3 | -13.5 | -4.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB The Bull Moose |
4 | 1 | -2 | -2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Tinsley Ellis |
17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Armold Palmer |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Ethan Stewart |
14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Chi Chi Rodriguez |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Receiving |
| Yokohama | Plays | Targ | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | TargRZ | Targ3d | Fum | FumL | HB Gabe Ervin Jr Rafiki |
21 | 8 | 7 | 37 | 5.3 | 8.1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Warriana, the Amazon |
26 | 6 | 5 | 22 | 4.4 | 6.9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Night Dick |
20 | 3 | 3 | 46 | 15.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Stars and Garters |
11 | 3 | 2 | 28.5 | 14.3 | 3.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Fabian Kelly |
25 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 6 | 0.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Riley Jefferson |
32 | 2 | 2 | 19 | 9.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Steve French |
14 | 2 | 2 | -2.5 | -1.3 | 1.3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Rillaboom $ |
22 | 1 | 1 | 28.5 | 28.5 | 1.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Lady Majeure |
22 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Enrico Matassa |
25 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Ook Ook |
14 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE The Outrider |
21 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Doctor Dugong |
38 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Tylor Waters |
31 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Swifty, the Boxer |
29 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE The Fallen Archer |
41 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Sno | Plays | Targ | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | TargRZ | Targ3d | Fum | FumL | WR JUAN SOTO THE PHENOM WR |
23 | 7 | 1 | 8.5 | 8.5 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WR Ivan Guinn Rafiki |
39 | 6 | 6 | 43.5 | 7.3 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Jedi Master Mace Windu |
20 | 5 | 5 | 26.5 | 5.3 | 7.7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| WR Sexual Chocolate |
16 | 4 | 2 | 25 | 12.5 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Ethan Stewart |
14 | 3 | 3 | 25 | 8.3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Chi Chi Rodriguez |
7 | 3 | 3 | 17.5 | 5.8 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Chase Goff Rafiki |
42 | 2 | 1 | 7 | 7 | 1.5 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Sam Snead |
12 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB A Pimp Named Slickback |
21 | 2 | 2 | 25 | 12.5 | 15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE DJL MACHINE TE |
22 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR ODD BOD BLOCKA |
40 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Eliseo Kohler |
39 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Hale Irwin |
19 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Peterbuilt Mack |
22 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Tommy Armour |
13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kicking |
| Yokohama | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA | KO | TB | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K Princess Tinyfeet |
1 | 1 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 1/1 | 5 | 5 | 6 | 3 | 430 | 71.7 |
| Sno | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA | KO | TB | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K Ben Crenshaw |
1 | 1 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 1/1 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 206 | 68.7 |
| Punting |
| Yokohama | Punts | Yds | Avg | TB | CofCrn | Inside5 | Inside10 | Inside20 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| P Auntie Matter |
1 | 37 | 37 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Sno | Punts | Yds | Avg | TB | CofCrn | Inside5 | Inside10 | Inside20 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| P Tom Kite |
2 | 121 | 60.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| Kick/Punt Return |
| Yokohama | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Cement Shoes Red Line EXP |
3 | 93.5 | 31.2 | 0 | 2 | 35.5 | 17.8 | 0 |
| Sno | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Armold Palmer |
3 | 81.5 | 27.2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Offensive Line |
| Yokohama | Plays | Pancakes | RevPnkd | HryAlw | SackAlw |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| G Jonas Venture, Sr. |
56 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Swifty, the Boxer |
29 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Phillip Fry |
59 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| G Benjanmin Bayu |
51 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Red Death & Daisy, the Robot Horse |
49 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Darin Mejia |
46 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE The Fallen Archer |
41 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Professor Phineas Phage |
39 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Teddy Prochazka Rafiki |
33 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| C Hot dog! Treister's a Hulk! |
44 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Chase Zepeda |
50 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Doctor Dugong |
38 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Sno | Plays | Pancakes | RevPnkd | HryAlw | SackAlw |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| G Moe Norman |
42 | 6 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| G Jackie Burke |
50 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR ODD BOD BLOCKA |
40 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Eliseo Kohler |
39 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Cary Middlecoff |
62 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
| OT Master Billy Quizboy |
47 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| OT Randall Pettit |
44 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Peterbuilt Mack |
22 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Tommy Armour |
13 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Si Woo Kim |
50 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Pete White, the Pink Pilgrim |
44 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Hale Irwin |
19 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Defense |
| Yokohama | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | Targ | RecAlw | KL | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd | RevPnk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| CB Russian Guyovitch |
49 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| LB Willie Tacklem |
34 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 |
| FS The Pirate Captain |
38 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| LB Khalil Frey |
45 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 |
| DT Monster Red |
21 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| CB Kenny Cover 2 |
50 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 109 | 1 | 4 | 0 |
| CB Bobbi St. Simone |
41 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 |
| CB The Brown Widow |
46 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 |
| LB Chester "Wide Whale" Ong |
11 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Mr. Fahrenheit, The Supersonic Man |
19 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 10.5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| SS K'Von Wallace. |
35 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| LB Dexter Coakley |
33 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 |
| FS Julian Love |
39 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | -1 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| DE Rocco, the Whale Lice |
40 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Baron Werner Underbheit |
10 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Colonel Horrace Gentleman |
45 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| DE Zorba the Hutt |
27 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| FB Enrico Matassa |
25 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT John McBride |
19 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| LB Armando Thorpe |
9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Action Johnny |
31 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| DT Bryson DeChambeau |
19 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Action Man |
30 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| DT Ned Impossible |
27 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Stone Hubbard |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Nikki Fictel |
50 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 |
| Sno | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | Targ | RecAlw | KL | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd | RevPnk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| CB Bob Goalby |
44 | 7 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 |
| LB Ethan Abdullah |
32 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 |
| CB Ludvig Aberg |
35 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 |
| DT Ludwig Van Beethoven |
36 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Rory McIlroy |
47 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| SS Will Zalatoris |
39 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| CB Nikola Tesla |
33 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| CB Jason Day |
38 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 |
| LB Ethan Hardy |
32 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| FS Jon Rahm |
37 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| LB Ralph Guldahl |
31 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 8 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 |
| DT Craig Stadler |
17 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Max Homa |
32 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Colin Morikawa |
28 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| LB Nick Price |
31 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 |
| WR Chase Goff Rafiki |
42 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart |
40 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| DT J.S. Bach |
36 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| CB Ethan Stark |
25 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| DE Ethan Ledbetter |
44 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| WR Sexual Chocolate |
16 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Freddie Couples |
40 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| CB Puff Ball |
32 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| SS Snow Ball |
43 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| LB Xander Schauffele |
28 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| LB Nuke Bangaloid |
26 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Moe Norman |
42 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE David Duval |
35 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| CB Ethan Colvin |
23 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Wookie Chewbacca |
27 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 |
| Special Teams |
| Yokohama | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LB Chester "Wide Whale" Ong |
6 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Bobbi St. Simone |
4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Sno | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LB Ethan Abdullah |
8 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Rory McIlroy |
6 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Nick Price |
7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Will Zalatoris |
5 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |





