Play by Play
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| Sno Kitties 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 29.5 | Ben Hogan pitch to A Pimp Named Slickback to the left (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Zorba the Hutt] | Replay |
| 14:17 | 3rd & 7.5 | OPP 28 | Ben Hogan pass to Ethan Stewart over the middle, caught (11.5 yd gain) [tackle: The Brown Widow] | Replay |
| 13:36 | 1st & 10 | OPP 16.5 | Ben Hogan pitch to Jedi Master Mace Windu to the left (1 yd loss) [diving tackle: Action Johnny] | Replay |
| 13:03 | 2nd & 11 | OPP 18 | Ben Hogan pass to Sexual Chocolate over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Willie Tacklem [deflected by Willie Tacklem] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:59 | 3rd & 11 | OPP 18 | Ben Hogan pass to Chase Goff Rafiki, hurried by Mr. Fahrenheit, The Supersonic Man, up the left side [deflected by Julian Love] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:54 | 4th & 11 | OPP 18 | 35 yd field goal attempted by Ben Crenshaw, made [FG] | Replay |
| Yokohama Yaks 12:50 | ||||
| 12:50 | Kickoff by Ben Crenshaw, 70 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes Red Line EXP (24.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Rory McIlroy] | Replay | ||
| 12:47 | 1st & 10 | OWN 25 | Weapons Free screen pass to Steve French to the left side, caught (1 yd loss) [Monster Hit tackle: Ralph Guldahl] | Replay |
| 12:16 | 2nd & 11 | OWN 24 | Gabe Ervin Jr Rafiki rush to the left (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ludvig Aberg] | Replay |
| 11:41 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 27.5 | Weapons Free pass to Stars and Garters over the middle, caught (11.5 yd gain) [tackle: Will Zalatoris] | Replay |
| 11:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | Steve French rush [missed diving tackle: Colin Morikawa (Power Through)] to the right (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Nick Price] | Replay |
| 10:19 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 42 | Warriana, the Amazon rush to the right (6 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Freddie Couples] | Replay |
| 9:37 | 3rd & 0.5 | OWN 48 | Warriana, the Amazon rush [missed tackle: Nikola Tesla] up the middle (5 yd gain) [tackle: Jon Rahm] | Replay |
| 9:08 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47 | Weapons Free screen pass to Gabe Ervin Jr Rafiki to the left side, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Will Zalatoris] | Replay |
| 8:29 | 2nd & 2 | OPP 39 | Weapons Free pitch to Steve French [missed tackle: Nikola Tesla (Power Through)] to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: Ludvig Aberg] | Replay |
| 7:53 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush [missed tackle: Rory McIlroy (Power Through)] to the left (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jason Day] | Replay |
| 7:21 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 31.5 | Weapons Free screen pass to Gabe Ervin Jr Rafiki to the left side, caught (1 yd loss) [diving tackle: Bob Goalby] | Replay |
| 6:50 | 3rd & 6.5 | OPP 32.5 | Weapons Free pass to Riley Jefferson up the left side, caught (11 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ludvig Aberg] | Replay |
| 6:11 | 1st & 10 | OPP 21.5 | Weapons Free screen pass to Warriana, the Amazon to the left side, caught [missed tackle: Ethan Hardy (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Bob Goalby] (10.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jason Day] | Replay |
| 5:41 | 1st & 10 | OPP 11.5 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush to the left (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jon Rahm] | Replay |
| 5:07 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 5.5 | Warriana, the Amazon rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: J.S. Bach] | Replay |
| 4:32 | 3rd & 1.5 | OPP 2.5 | Warriana, the Amazon rush [TD] up the middle (2.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 4:29 | Extra point attempted by Princess Tinyfeet, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sno Kitties 4:29 | ||||
| 4:29 | Kickoff by Princess Tinyfeet, 76 yd, fielded by Armold Palmer, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 4:29 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Ben Hogan screen pass to A Pimp Named Slickback to the right side, caught [missed tackle: K'Von Wallace. (Spin)] (13 yd gain) [tackle: Russian Guyovitch] | Replay |
| 3:52 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33 | Ben Hogan pitch to A Pimp Named Slickback to the left (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Kenny Cover 2] | Replay |
| 3:25 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 37 | Ben Hogan sacked by Monster Red (3 yd loss) | Replay |
| 3:01 | 3rd & 9.5 | OWN 33.5 | Ben Hogan pass to JUAN SOTO THE PHENOM WR up the left side [deflected by Julian Love] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:57 | 4th & 9.5 | OWN 33.5 | Punt by Tom Kite, 55 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes Red Line EXP (16 yd return) [tackle: Ethan Abdullah] | Replay |
| Yokohama Yaks 2:50 | ||||
| 2:50 | 1st & 10 | OWN 27 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush to the right (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart] | Replay |
| 2:17 | 2nd & 3.5 | OWN 34 | Warriana, the Amazon rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Craig Stadler] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38 | Weapons Free screen pass to Steve French to the left side, caught [missed tackle: Ralph Guldahl (Power Through)] [deflected by Ralph Guldahl] (1.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Bob Goalby] | Replay |
| 1:34 | 2nd & 11.5 | OWN 36.5 | Weapons Free pass to Stars and Garters over the middle, caught (17 yd gain) [tackle: Puff Ball] | Replay |
| 0:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Yokohama Yaks | Replay |
| 0:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46.5 | Weapons Free pass to Stars and Garters up the left side [deflected by Xander Schauffele] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:40 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 46.5 | Weapons Free screen pass to Gabe Ervin Jr Rafiki to the left side [deflected by Max Homa] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:36 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 46.5 | Weapons Free pass to Night Dick over the middle, caught (10 yd gain) [tackle: Ethan Stark] | Replay |
| 0:01 | 4th & inches | OPP 36.5 | 53.5 yd field goal attempted by Princess Tinyfeet, made [FG] | Replay |