Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Sno Kitties 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Princess Tinyfeet, 75 yd, fielded by Armold Palmer, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Jedi Master Mace Windu, hurried by John McBride, to the left side, caught (15 yd gain) [diving tackle: Russian Guyovitch] | Replay |
| 14:16 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35 | Jedi Master Mace Windu rush [missed diving tackle: Rocco, the Whale Lice (Spin)] to the left (9 yd gain) [tackle: Bobbi St. Simone] | Replay |
| 13:46 | 2nd & 1 | OWN 44 | Ben Hogan pass to Ivan Guinn Rafiki over the middle, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Bobbi St. Simone] | Replay |
| 13:21 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46.5 | Ben Hogan pitch to A Pimp Named Slickback to the left (17.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Russian Guyovitch] | Replay |
| 12:40 | 1st & 10 | OPP 29 | Ben Hogan pitch to Jedi Master Mace Windu[forced fumble: Monster Red], fumbled , recovered by Moe Norman (0 yd return) [tackle: The Pirate Captain] | Replay |
| 12:10 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 27.5 | Jedi Master Mace Windu rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Khalil Frey] | Replay |
| 11:43 | 3rd & 5 | OPP 24 | Ben Hogan pass to Ethan Stewart over the middle, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: K'Von Wallace.] | Replay |
| 11:13 | 1st & 10 | OPP 17.5 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Ivan Guinn Rafiki, hurried by Monster Red, to the right side, caught [missed tackle: Russian Guyovitch] [missed tackle: Khalil Frey] (14.5 yd gain) [tackle: The Pirate Captain] | Replay |
| 10:36 | 1st & G | OPP 3 | Ben Hogan pass to Chi Chi Rodriguez over the middle, caught (3 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 10:32 | Extra point attempted by Ben Crenshaw, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Yokohama Yaks 10:32 | ||||
| 10:32 | Kickoff by Ben Crenshaw, 66 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes Red Line EXP (39.5 yd return) [tackle: Will Zalatoris] | Replay | ||
| 10:27 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush [missed diving tackle: Snow Ball (Power Through)] to the right (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ethan Stark] | Replay |
| 10:02 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 48 | Weapons Free pass to Ook Ook over the middle [deflected by Ethan Hardy] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:58 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 48 | Weapons Free pass to Night Dick over the middle, caught [deflected by Ethan Abdullah] (6 yd gain) [tackle: Ethan Abdullah] | Replay |
| 9:18 | 4th & inches | OPP 46 | Steve French rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ludwig Van Beethoven] | Replay |
| 8:54 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44.5 | Weapons Free bad pass to Warriana, the Amazon over the middle [deflected by Ralph Guldahl] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 8:49 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 44.5 | Weapons Free pitch to Steve French [missed diving tackle: Ludvig Aberg] to the left (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ralph Guldahl] | Replay |
| 8:13 | 3rd & 6.5 | OPP 41.5 | Weapons Free pass to Riley Jefferson up the left side, thrown low, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Jon Rahm] | Replay |
| 7:49 | 1st & 10 | OPP 33.5 | Weapons Free screen pass to Warriana, the Amazon to the left side, caught [missed diving tackle: Max Homa (Power Through)] (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Bob Goalby] | Replay |
| 7:16 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 31.5 | Weapons Free screen pass to Gabe Ervin Jr Rafiki to the left side, caught [missed diving tackle: Nuke Bangaloid (Power Through)] (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Nikola Tesla] | Replay |
| 6:42 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 25 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush [missed tackle: J.S. Bach (Power Through)] up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Ludwig Van Beethoven] | Replay |
| 6:08 | 1st & 10 | OPP 23 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush [missed diving tackle: Max Homa (Power Through)] to the left (1.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Ethan Ledbetter] | Replay |
| 5:26 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 21.5 | Weapons Free bad pass to Enrico Matassa, hurried by David Duval, up the right side intercepted by Puff Ball (1 yd return) [diving tackle: Enrico Matassa] | Replay |
| Sno Kitties 5:20 | ||||
| 5:20 | 1st & 10 | OWN 18 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Ivan Guinn Rafiki to the right side, caught (no gain) [tackle: Khalil Frey] | Replay |
| 4:55 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 18 | Ben Hogan pass to JUAN SOTO THE PHENOM WR over the middle, caught (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: Khalil Frey] | Replay |
| 4:26 | 3rd & 1.5 | OWN 26.5 | Jedi Master Mace Windu rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Julian Love] | Replay |
| 4:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30.5 | Ben Hogan pitch to A Pimp Named Slickback to the left (2.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Armando Thorpe] | Replay |
| 3:30 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 32.5 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Jedi Master Mace Windu to the left side, caught (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Pirate Captain] | Replay |
| 3:03 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 35 | Ben Hogan pass to Chi Chi Rodriguez over the middle, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: Kenny Cover 2] | Replay |
| 2:33 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42 | Ben Hogan pitch to A Pimp Named Slickback to the left (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: Russian Guyovitch] | Replay |
| 1:54 | 2nd & 3 | OWN 49 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Jedi Master Mace Windu to the left side, caught (2.5 yd loss) [tackle: Dexter Coakley] | Replay |
| 1:11 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 47 | Ben Hogan pass to Ethan Stewart over the middle, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: Julian Love] | Replay |
| 0:47 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46 | Ben Hogan pass to Sexual Chocolate over the middle, caught (15.5 yd gain) [tackle: The Brown Widow] | Replay |
| 0:22 | 1st & 10 | OPP 30.5 | Jedi Master Mace Windu rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [tackle: Bryson DeChambeau] | Replay |