Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Sno Kitties 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Princess Tinyfeet, 75 yd, fielded by Armold Palmer, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Jedi Master Mace Windu, hurried by John McBride, to the left side, caught (15 yd gain) [diving tackle: Russian Guyovitch] | Replay |
| 14:16 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35 | Jedi Master Mace Windu rush [missed diving tackle: Rocco, the Whale Lice (Spin)] to the left (9 yd gain) [tackle: Bobbi St. Simone] | Replay |
| 13:46 | 2nd & 1 | OWN 44 | Ben Hogan pass to Ivan Guinn Rafiki over the middle, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Bobbi St. Simone] | Replay |
| 13:21 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46.5 | Ben Hogan pitch to A Pimp Named Slickback to the left (17.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Russian Guyovitch] | Replay |
| 12:40 | 1st & 10 | OPP 29 | Ben Hogan pitch to Jedi Master Mace Windu[forced fumble: Monster Red], fumbled , recovered by Moe Norman (0 yd return) [tackle: The Pirate Captain] | Replay |
| 12:10 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 27.5 | Jedi Master Mace Windu rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Khalil Frey] | Replay |
| 11:43 | 3rd & 5 | OPP 24 | Ben Hogan pass to Ethan Stewart over the middle, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: K'Von Wallace.] | Replay |
| 11:13 | 1st & 10 | OPP 17.5 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Ivan Guinn Rafiki, hurried by Monster Red, to the right side, caught [missed tackle: Russian Guyovitch] [missed tackle: Khalil Frey] (14.5 yd gain) [tackle: The Pirate Captain] | Replay |
| 10:36 | 1st & G | OPP 3 | Ben Hogan pass to Chi Chi Rodriguez over the middle, caught (3 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 10:32 | Extra point attempted by Ben Crenshaw, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Yokohama Yaks 10:32 | ||||
| 10:32 | Kickoff by Ben Crenshaw, 66 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes Red Line EXP (39.5 yd return) [tackle: Will Zalatoris] | Replay | ||
| 10:27 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush [missed diving tackle: Snow Ball (Power Through)] to the right (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ethan Stark] | Replay |
| 10:02 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 48 | Weapons Free pass to Ook Ook over the middle [deflected by Ethan Hardy] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:58 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 48 | Weapons Free pass to Night Dick over the middle, caught [deflected by Ethan Abdullah] (6 yd gain) [tackle: Ethan Abdullah] | Replay |
| 9:18 | 4th & inches | OPP 46 | Steve French rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ludwig Van Beethoven] | Replay |
| 8:54 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44.5 | Weapons Free bad pass to Warriana, the Amazon over the middle [deflected by Ralph Guldahl] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 8:49 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 44.5 | Weapons Free pitch to Steve French [missed diving tackle: Ludvig Aberg] to the left (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ralph Guldahl] | Replay |
| 8:13 | 3rd & 6.5 | OPP 41.5 | Weapons Free pass to Riley Jefferson up the left side, thrown low, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Jon Rahm] | Replay |
| 7:49 | 1st & 10 | OPP 33.5 | Weapons Free screen pass to Warriana, the Amazon to the left side, caught [missed diving tackle: Max Homa (Power Through)] (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Bob Goalby] | Replay |
| 7:16 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 31.5 | Weapons Free screen pass to Gabe Ervin Jr Rafiki to the left side, caught [missed diving tackle: Nuke Bangaloid (Power Through)] (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Nikola Tesla] | Replay |
| 6:42 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 25 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush [missed tackle: J.S. Bach (Power Through)] up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Ludwig Van Beethoven] | Replay |
| 6:08 | 1st & 10 | OPP 23 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush [missed diving tackle: Max Homa (Power Through)] to the left (1.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Ethan Ledbetter] | Replay |
| 5:26 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 21.5 | Weapons Free bad pass to Enrico Matassa, hurried by David Duval, up the right side intercepted by Puff Ball (1 yd return) [diving tackle: Enrico Matassa] | Replay |
| Sno Kitties 5:20 | ||||
| 5:20 | 1st & 10 | OWN 18 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Ivan Guinn Rafiki to the right side, caught (no gain) [tackle: Khalil Frey] | Replay |
| 4:55 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 18 | Ben Hogan pass to JUAN SOTO THE PHENOM WR over the middle, caught (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: Khalil Frey] | Replay |
| 4:26 | 3rd & 1.5 | OWN 26.5 | Jedi Master Mace Windu rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Julian Love] | Replay |
| 4:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30.5 | Ben Hogan pitch to A Pimp Named Slickback to the left (2.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Armando Thorpe] | Replay |
| 3:30 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 32.5 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Jedi Master Mace Windu to the left side, caught (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Pirate Captain] | Replay |
| 3:03 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 35 | Ben Hogan pass to Chi Chi Rodriguez over the middle, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: Kenny Cover 2] | Replay |
| 2:33 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42 | Ben Hogan pitch to A Pimp Named Slickback to the left (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: Russian Guyovitch] | Replay |
| 1:54 | 2nd & 3 | OWN 49 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Jedi Master Mace Windu to the left side, caught (2.5 yd loss) [tackle: Dexter Coakley] | Replay |
| 1:11 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 47 | Ben Hogan pass to Ethan Stewart over the middle, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: Julian Love] | Replay |
| 0:47 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46 | Ben Hogan pass to Sexual Chocolate over the middle, caught (15.5 yd gain) [tackle: The Brown Widow] | Replay |
| 0:22 | 1st & 10 | OPP 30.5 | Jedi Master Mace Windu rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [tackle: Bryson DeChambeau] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 29.5 | Ben Hogan pitch to A Pimp Named Slickback to the left (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Zorba the Hutt] | Replay |
| 14:17 | 3rd & 7.5 | OPP 28 | Ben Hogan pass to Ethan Stewart over the middle, caught (11.5 yd gain) [tackle: The Brown Widow] | Replay |
| 13:36 | 1st & 10 | OPP 16.5 | Ben Hogan pitch to Jedi Master Mace Windu to the left (1 yd loss) [diving tackle: Action Johnny] | Replay |
| 13:03 | 2nd & 11 | OPP 18 | Ben Hogan pass to Sexual Chocolate over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Willie Tacklem [deflected by Willie Tacklem] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:59 | 3rd & 11 | OPP 18 | Ben Hogan pass to Chase Goff Rafiki, hurried by Mr. Fahrenheit, The Supersonic Man, up the left side [deflected by Julian Love] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:54 | 4th & 11 | OPP 18 | 35 yd field goal attempted by Ben Crenshaw, made [FG] | Replay |
| Yokohama Yaks 12:50 | ||||
| 12:50 | Kickoff by Ben Crenshaw, 70 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes Red Line EXP (24.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Rory McIlroy] | Replay | ||
| 12:47 | 1st & 10 | OWN 25 | Weapons Free screen pass to Steve French to the left side, caught (1 yd loss) [Monster Hit tackle: Ralph Guldahl] | Replay |
| 12:16 | 2nd & 11 | OWN 24 | Gabe Ervin Jr Rafiki rush to the left (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ludvig Aberg] | Replay |
| 11:41 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 27.5 | Weapons Free pass to Stars and Garters over the middle, caught (11.5 yd gain) [tackle: Will Zalatoris] | Replay |
| 11:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | Steve French rush [missed diving tackle: Colin Morikawa (Power Through)] to the right (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Nick Price] | Replay |
| 10:19 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 42 | Warriana, the Amazon rush to the right (6 yd gain) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Freddie Couples] | Replay |
| 9:37 | 3rd & 0.5 | OWN 48 | Warriana, the Amazon rush [missed tackle: Nikola Tesla] up the middle (5 yd gain) [tackle: Jon Rahm] | Replay |
| 9:08 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47 | Weapons Free screen pass to Gabe Ervin Jr Rafiki to the left side, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Will Zalatoris] | Replay |
| 8:29 | 2nd & 2 | OPP 39 | Weapons Free pitch to Steve French [missed tackle: Nikola Tesla (Power Through)] to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: Ludvig Aberg] | Replay |
| 7:53 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush [missed tackle: Rory McIlroy (Power Through)] to the left (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jason Day] | Replay |
| 7:21 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 31.5 | Weapons Free screen pass to Gabe Ervin Jr Rafiki to the left side, caught (1 yd loss) [diving tackle: Bob Goalby] | Replay |
| 6:50 | 3rd & 6.5 | OPP 32.5 | Weapons Free pass to Riley Jefferson up the left side, caught (11 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ludvig Aberg] | Replay |
| 6:11 | 1st & 10 | OPP 21.5 | Weapons Free screen pass to Warriana, the Amazon to the left side, caught [missed tackle: Ethan Hardy (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Bob Goalby] (10.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jason Day] | Replay |
| 5:41 | 1st & 10 | OPP 11.5 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush to the left (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jon Rahm] | Replay |
| 5:07 | 2nd & 4 | OPP 5.5 | Warriana, the Amazon rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: J.S. Bach] | Replay |
| 4:32 | 3rd & 1.5 | OPP 2.5 | Warriana, the Amazon rush [TD] up the middle (2.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 4:29 | Extra point attempted by Princess Tinyfeet, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sno Kitties 4:29 | ||||
| 4:29 | Kickoff by Princess Tinyfeet, 76 yd, fielded by Armold Palmer, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 4:29 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Ben Hogan screen pass to A Pimp Named Slickback to the right side, caught [missed tackle: K'Von Wallace. (Spin)] (13 yd gain) [tackle: Russian Guyovitch] | Replay |
| 3:52 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33 | Ben Hogan pitch to A Pimp Named Slickback to the left (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Kenny Cover 2] | Replay |
| 3:25 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 37 | Ben Hogan sacked by Monster Red (3 yd loss) | Replay |
| 3:01 | 3rd & 9.5 | OWN 33.5 | Ben Hogan pass to JUAN SOTO THE PHENOM WR up the left side [deflected by Julian Love] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:57 | 4th & 9.5 | OWN 33.5 | Punt by Tom Kite, 55 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes Red Line EXP (16 yd return) [tackle: Ethan Abdullah] | Replay |
| Yokohama Yaks 2:50 | ||||
| 2:50 | 1st & 10 | OWN 27 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush to the right (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart] | Replay |
| 2:17 | 2nd & 3.5 | OWN 34 | Warriana, the Amazon rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: Craig Stadler] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38 | Weapons Free screen pass to Steve French to the left side, caught [missed tackle: Ralph Guldahl (Power Through)] [deflected by Ralph Guldahl] (1.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Bob Goalby] | Replay |
| 1:34 | 2nd & 11.5 | OWN 36.5 | Weapons Free pass to Stars and Garters over the middle, caught (17 yd gain) [tackle: Puff Ball] | Replay |
| 0:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Yokohama Yaks | Replay |
| 0:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 46.5 | Weapons Free pass to Stars and Garters up the left side [deflected by Xander Schauffele] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:40 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 46.5 | Weapons Free screen pass to Gabe Ervin Jr Rafiki to the left side [deflected by Max Homa] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:36 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 46.5 | Weapons Free pass to Night Dick over the middle, caught (10 yd gain) [tackle: Ethan Stark] | Replay |
| 0:01 | 4th & inches | OPP 36.5 | 53.5 yd field goal attempted by Princess Tinyfeet, made [FG] | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Ben Crenshaw, 70 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes Red Line EXP [missed tackle: Will Zalatoris (Spin)] (29.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Nick Price] | Replay | ||
| 14:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29.5 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush to the left (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Bob Goalby] | Replay |
| 14:18 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 30.5 | Weapons Free screen pass to Gabe Ervin Jr Rafiki to the left side, caught [missed diving tackle: Ethan Abdullah (Power Through)] (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Max Homa] | Replay |
| 13:40 | 3rd & 1.5 | OWN 38 | Warriana, the Amazon rush up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ethan Abdullah] | Replay |
| 13:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43.5 | Weapons Free screen pass to Gabe Ervin Jr Rafiki to the left side, caught (no gain) [diving tackle: Bob Goalby] | Replay |
| 12:26 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 43.5 | Weapons Free pitch to Steve French [missed tackle: Jason Day (Power Through)] to the left (6 yd gain) [tackle: Bob Goalby] | Replay |
| 11:49 | 3rd & 4 | OWN 49.5 | Warriana, the Amazon rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: J.S. Bach] | Replay |
| 11:12 | 4th & 0.5 | OPP 47.5 | Warriana, the Amazon rush to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: Rory McIlroy] | Replay |
| 10:41 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44.5 | Weapons Free pitch to Gabe Ervin Jr Rafiki to the left (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Bob Goalby] | Replay |
| 10:06 | 2nd & 10.5 | OPP 45 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush [missed tackle: Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Colin Morikawa (Power Through)] to the right (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ludwig Van Beethoven] | Replay |
| 9:30 | 3rd & 5.5 | OPP 39.5 | Weapons Free pass to Fabian Kelly up the right side, caught (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Will Zalatoris] | Replay |
| 9:04 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34 | Weapons Free pass to Night Dick over the middle, caught (30 yd gain) [tackle: Nikola Tesla] | Replay |
| 8:32 | 1st & G | OPP 3.5 | Warriana, the Amazon rush [missed diving tackle: Wookie Chewbacca (Spin)] up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ethan Abdullah] | Replay |
| 7:57 | 2nd & G | OPP 1 | Gabe Ervin Jr Rafiki rush [TD] to the left (1 yd gain) | Replay |
| 7:54 | Extra point attempted by Princess Tinyfeet, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sno Kitties 7:54 | ||||
| 7:54 | Kickoff by Princess Tinyfeet, 69 yd, fielded by Armold Palmer (27.5 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Chester "Wide Whale" Ong] | Replay | ||
| 7:50 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28.5 | Ben Hogan pass to DJL MACHINE TE, hurried by Ned Impossible, over the middle [deflected by K'Von Wallace.] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:46 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 28.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Sam Snead over the middle [deflected by Khalil Frey] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:43 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 28.5 | Ben Hogan pass to JUAN SOTO THE PHENOM WR up the left side intercepted by Julian Love (-1 yd return) [diving tackle: Chase Goff Rafiki] | Replay |
| Yokohama Yaks 7:39 | ||||
| 7:39 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47.5 | Weapons Free screen pass to Warriana, the Amazon to the left side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Nikola Tesla] | Replay |
| 7:13 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 43 | Weapons Free screen pass to Gabe Ervin Jr Rafiki to the left side, caught [missed diving tackle: Bob Goalby (Spin)] (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ludvig Aberg] | Replay |
| 6:42 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 40 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush [missed diving tackle: Freddie Couples (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Colin Morikawa (Power Through)] up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Rory McIlroy] | Replay |
| 6:06 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34 | Weapons Free screen pass to Warriana, the Amazon to the left side, caught (3 yd loss) [tackle: Colin Morikawa] | Replay |
| 5:34 | 2nd & 13 | OPP 37 | Weapons Free pass to Lady Majeure up the right side [deflected by Will Zalatoris] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:30 | 3rd & 13 | OPP 37 | Weapons Free pass to Rillaboom $ up the right side, caught (28.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Snow Ball] | Replay |
| 4:47 | 1st & G | OPP 9 | Steve French rush [missed diving tackle: Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart (Hurdle)] to the right (7 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Craig Stadler] | Replay |
| 4:08 | 2nd & G | OPP 2 | Gabe Ervin Jr Rafiki rush [TD] up the middle (2 yd gain) | Replay |
| 4:05 | Extra point attempted by Princess Tinyfeet, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sno Kitties 4:05 | ||||
| 4:05 | Kickoff by Princess Tinyfeet, 70 yd, fielded by Armold Palmer (34 yd return) [tackle: Bobbi St. Simone] | Replay | ||
| 4:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34 | Ben Hogan pitch to Jedi Master Mace Windu [missed tackle: Kenny Cover 2 (Power Through)] to the right (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Rocco, the Whale Lice] | Replay |
| 3:32 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 34.5 | Ben Hogan pitch to A Pimp Named Slickback to the left (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Pirate Captain] | Replay |
| 2:58 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 36.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Chi Chi Rodriguez over the middle, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Kenny Cover 2] | Replay |
| 2:32 | 4th & inches | OWN 44 | Jedi Master Mace Windu rush [missed tackle: Chester "Wide Whale" Ong (Spin)] up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: John McBride] | Replay |
| 2:09 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46 | Ben Hogan pitch to A Pimp Named Slickback to the right (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dexter Coakley] | Replay |
| 1:44 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 46.5 | Jedi Master Mace Windu rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Monster Red] | Replay |
| 1:20 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 49.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Ivan Guinn Rafiki up the right side, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: The Brown Widow] | Replay |
| 0:51 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43 | Jedi Master Mace Windu rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Monster Red] | Replay |
| 0:20 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 40.5 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Jedi Master Mace Windu to the left side, caught [missed diving tackle: Khalil Frey (Hurdle)] (9 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Pirate Captain] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 32 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Jedi Master Mace Windu to the left side, caught [missed diving tackle: Colonel Horrace Gentleman (Hurdle)] (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Pirate Captain] | Replay |
| 14:19 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 29.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Sexual Chocolate over the middle, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Willie Tacklem] | Replay |
| 13:51 | 1st & 10 | OPP 20 | Ben Hogan pitch to A Pimp Named Slickback to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Khalil Frey] | Replay |
| 13:21 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 17.5 | The Bull Moose rush to the right (2 yd loss) [tackle: Baron Werner Underbheit] | Replay |
| 12:52 | 3rd & 9.5 | OPP 19.5 | Ben Hogan pass to JUAN SOTO THE PHENOM WR up the left side intercepted by Kenny Cover 2 (3 yd return) [diving tackle: Chase Goff Rafiki] | Replay |
| Yokohama Yaks 12:47 | ||||
| 12:47 | 1st & 10 | OWN 11.5 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush to the left (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Max Homa] | Replay |
| 12:20 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 12.5 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart] | Replay |
| 11:45 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 14 | Weapons Free pass to Fabian Kelly over the middle (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:41 | 4th & 7.5 | OWN 14 | Punt by Auntie Matter, 37 yd, fielded by Armold Palmer (fair catch) | Replay |
| Sno Kitties 11:34 | ||||
| 11:34 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49 | Ben Hogan pass to Sam Snead over the middle [deflected by K'Von Wallace.] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:28 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 49 | Ben Hogan screen pass to A Pimp Named Slickback to the right side, caught (12 yd gain) [tackle: Russian Guyovitch] | Replay |
| 10:58 | 1st & 10 | OPP 39 | Jedi Master Mace Windu rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Khalil Frey] | Replay |
| 10:30 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 36 | Ben Hogan pass to Chase Goff Rafiki over the middle, caught [missed tackle: Willie Tacklem (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Russian Guyovitch (Power Through)] (7 yd gain) [tackle: The Brown Widow] | Replay |
| 9:49 | 3rd & inches | OPP 29 | Jedi Master Mace Windu rush up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Monster Red] | Replay |
| 9:19 | 1st & 10 | OPP 23.5 | Ben Hogan pass to JUAN SOTO THE PHENOM WR up the left side intercepted by Kenny Cover 2 [TD] (106 yd return) | Replay |
| Yokohama Yaks 9:02 | ||||
| 9:02 | Extra point attempted by Princess Tinyfeet, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sno Kitties 9:02 | ||||
| 9:02 | Kickoff by Princess Tinyfeet, 73 yd, fielded by Armold Palmer, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 9:02 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Ben Hogan pass to Ivan Guinn Rafiki over the middle, caught [missed tackle: Khalil Frey (Power Through)] (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Kenny Cover 2] | Replay |
| 8:20 | 2nd & 5 | OWN 25 | Ben Hogan pass to JUAN SOTO THE PHENOM WR up the left side, caught, knocked loose by Russian Guyovitch [deflected by Russian Guyovitch] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:16 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 25 | Ben Hogan pass to Ivan Guinn Rafiki up the right side, caught [missed tackle: The Brown Widow (Spin)] (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: K'Von Wallace.] | Replay |
| 7:49 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32 | Ben Hogan sacked by Mr. Fahrenheit, The Supersonic Man (5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 7:20 | 2nd & 15 | OWN 27 | Ben Hogan pass to Sexual Chocolate over the middle intercepted by Julian Love (0 yd return) [tackle: Sexual Chocolate] | Replay |
| Yokohama Yaks 7:15 | ||||
| 7:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47 | Steve French rush [missed tackle: Puff Ball] [missed diving tackle: Nuke Bangaloid (Power Through)] to the right (8 yd gain) [tackle: Ethan Hardy] | Replay |
| 6:41 | 2nd & 2 | OPP 45 | False start penalty committed by Professor Phineas Phage | Replay |
| 6:41 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 50 | Warriana, the Amazon rush to the left (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ethan Hardy] | Replay |
| 6:05 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 47 | Steve French rush [missed diving tackle: Bob Goalby (Hurdle)] [missed tackle: Jason Day (Power Through)] to the left (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: Rory McIlroy] | Replay |
| 5:41 | 1st & 10 | OPP 37 | Weapons Free screen pass to Gabe Ervin Jr Rafiki to the left side, caught [missed tackle: Jon Rahm] (12.5 yd gain) [tackle: Xander Schauffele] | Replay |
| 4:50 | 1st & 10 | OPP 24.5 | Weapons Free screen pass to Warriana, the Amazon to the left side, caught [missed diving tackle: Ralph Guldahl (Spin)] (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jason Day] | Replay |
| 3:59 | 2nd & 1.5 | OPP 16.5 | Dr. Mrs. the Monarch rush to the left (1.5 yd loss) [Monster Hit tackle: Ethan Hardy] | Replay |
| 3:11 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 17.5 | Warriana, the Amazon rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ludwig Van Beethoven] | Replay |
| 2:23 | 1st & 10 | OPP 14.5 | Steve French rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ludvig Aberg] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 12 | Steve French rush [missed tackle: Puff Ball (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: Rory McIlroy (Power Through)] to the right (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: Colin Morikawa] | Replay |
| 1:56 | 3rd & 0.5 | OPP 5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Sno Kitties | Replay |
| 1:56 | 3rd & 0.5 | OPP 5 | Warriana, the Amazon rush [missed tackle: Max Homa] up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ralph Guldahl] | Replay |
| 1:53 | 1st & G | OPP 0.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Sno Kitties | Replay |
| 1:53 | 1st & G | OPP 0.5 | Gabe Ervin Jr Rafiki rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 1:50 | Extra point attempted by Princess Tinyfeet, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sno Kitties 1:50 | ||||
| 1:50 | Kickoff by Princess Tinyfeet, 67 yd, fielded by Armold Palmer (20 yd return) [tackle: Chester "Wide Whale" Ong] | Replay | ||
| 1:47 | 1st & 10 | OWN 23.5 | Ben Hogan pitch to A Pimp Named Slickback to the left (12.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Bobbi St. Simone] | Replay |
| 1:23 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36 | False start penalty committed by Randall Pettit | Replay |
| 1:23 | 1st & 15 | OWN 31 | Ben Hogan pitch to A Pimp Named Slickback to the left (1 yd loss) [tackle: Colonel Horrace Gentleman] | Replay |
| 1:03 | 2nd & 16 | OWN 30 | Ben Hogan sacked by Mr. Fahrenheit, The Supersonic Man (5.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:42 | 3rd & 21.5 | OWN 24.5 | Ben Hogan bad pass to JUAN SOTO THE PHENOM WR up the left side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 0:36 | 4th & 21.5 | OWN 24.5 | Punt by Tom Kite, 66 yd, fielded by Cement Shoes Red Line EXP (19.5 yd return) [tackle: Ethan Abdullah] | Replay |
| Yokohama Yaks 0:28 | ||||
| 0:28 | 1st & 10 | OWN 28.5 | Weapons Free rush up the middle (1 yd loss) | Replay |
| 0:26 | 2nd & 11 | OWN 27.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Sno Kitties | Replay |
| 0:26 | 2nd & 11 | OWN 27.5 | Weapons Free rush up the middle (1 yd loss) | Replay |