Play by Play
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| Laos Chaos 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 31.5 | 7th Round Pick screen pass to Montgomery Ward I to the left side, caught [missed diving tackle: Rory McIlroy (Spin)] (10.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Nikola Tesla] | Replay |
| 14:21 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42 | 7th Round Pick screen pass to Other Back to the left side, caught [missed tackle: Ludvig Aberg] (32.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jon Rahm] | Replay |
| 13:50 | 1st & 10 | OPP 25.5 | 7th Round Pick pass to I 95 over the middle, caught (13.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Nick Price] | Replay |
| 13:12 | 1st & 10 | OPP 12 | 7th Round Pick pitch to Montgomery Ward I [missed diving tackle: Rory McIlroy (Spin)] to the left (5 yd gain) [tackle: Nikola Tesla] | Replay |
| 12:48 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 7 | Other Back rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: J.S. Bach] | Replay |
| 12:18 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 5 | 7th Round Pick pass to High School QB up the left side, caught (5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 12:15 | Extra point attempted by Booty Call, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sno Kitties 12:15 | ||||
| 12:15 | Kickoff by Booty Call, 75 yd, fielded by Armold Palmer, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 12:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Ben Hogan screen pass to A Pimp Named Slickback to the left side, caught (1 yd gain) [tackle: Put your right foot in] | Replay |
| 11:35 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 21 | Ben Hogan bad pass to DJL MACHINE TE over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 11:30 | 3rd & 9 | OWN 21 | Ben Hogan pass to JUAN SOTO THE PHENOM WR over the middle, caught (26.5 yd gain) [tackle: RES PECT] | Replay |
| 10:51 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Chase Goff Rafiki to the right side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ghost Buster] | Replay |
| 10:10 | 2nd & 4.5 | OPP 47 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Jedi Master Mace Windu to the left side, caught [missed tackle: Free Bird II (Power Through)] (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Gorilla Grow] | Replay |
| 9:26 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 45 | Ben Hogan pitch to A Pimp Named Slickback to the left (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: Think Again] | Replay |
| 8:58 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36.5 | Ben Hogan bad pass to Chi Chi Rodriguez, hurried by Pickle Rick, over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 8:53 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 36.5 | Ben Hogan sacked by Swift Dreams (4.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 8:14 | 3rd & 14.5 | OPP 40.5 | Ben Hogan pass to DJL MACHINE TE over the middle, caught (18.5 yd gain) [tackle: RES PECT] | Replay |
| 7:46 | 1st & 10 | OPP 22 | Ben Hogan pass to Ethan Stewart, hurried by Swift Dreams, up the left side, caught (2 yd gain) [tackle: Put your right foot in] | Replay |
| 7:10 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 20 | Ben Hogan pass to Sexual Chocolate, hurried by Swift Dreams, over the middle, caught [TD] (20 yd gain) | Replay |
| 7:06 | Extra point attempted by Ben Crenshaw, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Laos Chaos 7:06 | ||||
| 7:06 | Kickoff by Ben Crenshaw, 76 yd, fielded by Glory Hole, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 7:06 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | 7th Round Pick screen pass to Montgomery Ward I, hurried by Wookie Chewbacca, to the left side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ludvig Aberg] | Replay |
| 6:21 | 2nd & 0.5 | OWN 29.5 | Other Back rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ludwig Van Beethoven] | Replay |
| 5:39 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33 | 7th Round Pick pass to Montgomery Ward III up the right side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Max Homa] | Replay |
| 4:56 | 2nd & 3.5 | OWN 39 | 7th Round Pick screen pass to Montgomery Ward I, hurried by Wookie Chewbacca, to the left side, caught [missed tackle: Rory McIlroy] (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: Nikola Tesla] | Replay |
| 4:16 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Other Back rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ludwig Van Beethoven] | Replay |
| 3:46 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 48 | Other Back rush to the left (4 yd gain) [tackle: Max Homa] | Replay |
| 3:09 | 3rd & 5 | OPP 48 | 7th Round Pick pass to Tiki Loki over the middle, caught (12 yd gain) [tackle: Snow Ball] | Replay |
| 2:27 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36 | 7th Round Pick pass to Montgomery Ward II over the middle, caught (9 yd gain) [tackle: Jason Day] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 2nd & 1 | OPP 27 | 7th Round Pick screen pass to Montgomery Ward I to the left side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Rory McIlroy] | Replay |
| 1:38 | 1st & 10 | OPP 21.5 | 7th Round Pick pass to Comp Pick up the right side, caught [TD] (21.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 1:33 | Extra point attempted by Booty Call, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sno Kitties 1:33 | ||||
| 1:33 | Kickoff by Booty Call, 75 yd, fielded by Armold Palmer, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 1:33 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Ben Hogan pass to Ethan Stewart up the right side, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Why Me] | Replay |
| 1:29 | 2nd & 2 | OWN 28 | Offensive Timeout Called: Sno Kitties | Replay |
| 1:29 | 2nd & 2 | OWN 28 | Ben Hogan pass to Ethan Stewart up the right side, caught, knocked loose by Put your right foot in [deflected by Put your right foot in] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:24 | 3rd & 2 | OWN 28 | The Bull Moose rush [missed diving tackle: Ethan Jack] [missed diving tackle: White Castle (Power Through)] to the right (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Wrayth DuhaLsKi] | Replay |
| 1:20 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Sno Kitties | Replay |
| 1:20 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30.5 | Ben Hogan sacked by Swift Dreams (4 yd loss) | Replay |
| 1:02 | 2nd & 14 | OWN 26.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Chi Chi Rodriguez over the middle, caught (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Why Me] | Replay |
| 0:41 | 3rd & 13 | OWN 27.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Chi Chi Rodriguez, hurried by Swift Dreams, over the middle, caught (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: RES PECT] | Replay |
| 0:38 | 4th & 9.5 | OWN 31 | Offensive Timeout Called: Sno Kitties | Replay |
| 0:38 | 4th & 9.5 | OWN 31 | Ben Hogan pass to JUAN SOTO THE PHENOM WR up the right side [deflected by Son of Zues] (incomplete) (turnover on downs) | Replay |
| Laos Chaos 0:32 | ||||
| 0:32 | 1st & 10 | OPP 31 | 7th Round Pick rush up the middle (1 yd loss) | Replay |