Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Laos Chaos 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Ben Crenshaw, 70 yd, fielded by Glory Hole (22.5 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Nuke Bangaloid] | Replay | ||
| 14:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22.5 | Falco Grigio rush to the right (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart] | Replay |
| 14:22 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 26 | 7th Round Pick pitch to Montgomery Ward I to the left (no gain) [tackle: Xander Schauffele] | Replay |
| 13:58 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 25.5 | 7th Round Pick pass to Montgomery Ward III over the middle, jumping catch attempt, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Nikola Tesla] | Replay |
| 13:22 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33.5 | 7th Round Pick pass to Tiki Loki over the middle, caught (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ethan Abdullah] | Replay |
| 12:48 | 2nd & 0.5 | OWN 43 | 7th Round Pick screen pass to Montgomery Ward I to the left side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Nikola Tesla] | Replay |
| 12:06 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47.5 | 7th Round Pick pass to Free Speed up the left side [deflected by Ludvig Aberg] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:03 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 47.5 | 7th Round Pick pitch to Other Back [missed diving tackle: Jon Rahm (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Ethan Abdullah] to the left (7.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Big John] | Replay |
| 11:37 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 40 | Other Back rush up the middle (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Ludwig Van Beethoven] | Replay |
| 10:56 | 4th & 3 | OPP 40.5 | 57.5 yd field goal attempted by Booty Call, missed | Replay |
| Sno Kitties 10:52 | ||||
| 10:52 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40.5 | The Bull Moose pitch to Jedi Master Mace Windu to the right (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Fix Me] | Replay |
| 10:27 | 2nd & 4 | OWN 46.5 | The Bull Moose rush to the left (3.5 yd loss) [Monster Hit tackle: Ethan Jack] | Replay |
| 9:51 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 43 | Ben Hogan pass to Chi Chi Rodriguez over the middle, caught (12.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Why Me] | Replay |
| 9:17 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44.5 | The Bull Moose rush [missed tackle: Dime Bag (Power Through)] to the left (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Wrayth DuhaLsKi] | Replay |
| 8:49 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 40 | Ben Hogan screen pass to A Pimp Named Slickback to the left side, caught (2.5 yd loss) [tackle: Gorilla Grow] | Replay |
| 8:08 | 3rd & 8 | OPP 42.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Chi Chi Rodriguez, hurried by Swift Dreams, over the middle, caught (9 yd gain) [diving tackle: RES PECT] | Replay |
| 7:39 | 1st & 10 | OPP 33.5 | Ben Hogan pitch to A Pimp Named Slickback to the left (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dime Bag] | Replay |
| 7:06 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 30.5 | Ben Hogan pitch to Jedi Master Mace Windu to the right (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Nickle Bag] | Replay |
| 6:34 | 3rd & 4.5 | OPP 28 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Jedi Master Mace Windu to the left side, caught (11.5 yd gain) [tackle: Nickle Bag] | Replay |
| 6:03 | 1st & 10 | OPP 16.5 | The Bull Moose rush to the left (1.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Wrayth DuhaLsKi] | Replay |
| 5:21 | 2nd & 11.5 | OPP 18 | The Bull Moose pitch to Jedi Master Mace Windu [missed diving tackle: Free Bird II (Hurdle)] to the right (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Man the middle] | Replay |
| 4:45 | 3rd & 7 | OPP 13.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Chi Chi Rodriguez up the left side [deflected by Free Bird II] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:39 | 4th & 7 | OPP 13.5 | 30.5 yd field goal attempted by Ben Crenshaw, made [FG] | Replay |
| Laos Chaos 4:35 | ||||
| 4:35 | Kickoff by Ben Crenshaw, 64 yd, fielded by Glory Hole (29.5 yd return) [tackle: Sahith Theegala] | Replay | ||
| 4:31 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36 | 7th Round Pick pass to I 95 over the middle [deflected by Nikola Tesla] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:27 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 36 | 7th Round Pick pitch to Other Back to the left (1 yd loss) [tackle: Max Homa] | Replay |
| 3:52 | 3rd & 11 | OWN 35 | 7th Round Pick pass to I 95 over the middle, caught (12.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ludvig Aberg] | Replay |
| 3:22 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Other Back rush up the middle (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Ludwig Van Beethoven] | Replay |
| 2:42 | 2nd & 10.5 | OWN 47 | 7th Round Pick sacked by Wookie Chewbacca (3 yd loss) | Replay |
| 2:19 | 3rd & 13.5 | OWN 44 | 7th Round Pick pass to Free Speed up the left side, caught (15 yd gain) [tackle: Nikola Tesla] | Replay |
| 1:54 | 1st & 10 | OPP 41 | 7th Round Pick pass to Montgomery Ward III over the middle, caught (10.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Xander Schauffele] | Replay |
| 1:24 | 1st & 10 | OPP 30 | Falco Grigio rush [missed diving tackle: Snow Ball (Power Through)] [TD] to the right (30 yd gain) | Replay |
| 1:15 | Extra point attempted by Booty Call, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sno Kitties 1:15 | ||||
| 1:15 | Kickoff by Booty Call, 72 yd, fielded by Armold Palmer, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 1:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | The Bull Moose rush to the right (3 yd loss) [tackle: Ethan Jack] | Replay |
| 0:34 | 2nd & 13 | OWN 17 | The Bull Moose pitch to Jedi Master Mace Windu [missed diving tackle: Ethan Jack (Hurdle)] to the left (7.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: spare part] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 24.5 | Ben Hogan sacked by Khalil Gabriel (5.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 14:27 | 4th & 11 | OWN 19 | Punt by Tom Kite, 42 yd, fielded by Glory Hole (fair catch) | Replay |
| Laos Chaos 14:20 | ||||
| 14:20 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39.5 | 7th Round Pick pass to Montgomery Ward III over the middle, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: Ethan Abdullah] | Replay |
| 13:45 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 43.5 | 7th Round Pick pass to Montgomery Ward II over the middle, caught (9 yd gain) [tackle: Ethan Abdullah] | Replay |
| 13:15 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47.5 | 7th Round Pick pass to Free Speed over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Sahith Theegala [deflected by Sahith Theegala] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:11 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 47.5 | 7th Round Pick screen pass to Montgomery Ward I to the left side, caught (1 yd loss) [diving tackle: Nikola Tesla] | Replay |
| 12:42 | 3rd & 11 | OPP 49 | 7th Round Pick pass to High School QB up the left side [deflected by Xander Schauffele] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:39 | 4th & 11 | OPP 49 | Punt by Got ya, 38 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Sno Kitties 12:34 | ||||
| 12:34 | 1st & 10 | OWN 10.5 | The Bull Moose pitch to Jedi Master Mace Windu to the right (6 yd gain) [tackle: Westley Sanchez] | Replay |
| 12:10 | 2nd & 4 | OWN 16.5 | A Pimp Named Slickback rush to the right (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Put your right foot in] | Replay |
| 11:35 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21 | The Bull Moose rush [missed tackle: To the Top] to the left (11 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ethan Jack] | Replay |
| 10:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32 | Ben Hogan bad pass to Ethan Stewart over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 10:53 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 32 | Ben Hogan sacked by I cant cover him (4 yd loss) | Replay |
| 10:16 | 3rd & 14 | OWN 28 | Ben Hogan pass to JUAN SOTO THE PHENOM WR over the middle [deflected by RES PECT] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:10 | 4th & 14 | OWN 28 | Punt by Tom Kite, 48 yd, fielded by Glory Hole (6.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Nick Price] | Replay |
| Laos Chaos 10:02 | ||||
| 10:02 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30.5 | 7th Round Pick pass to Franchise Tag up the left side, caught (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: Rory McIlroy] | Replay |
| 9:21 | 2nd & 1.5 | OWN 39 | Montgomery Ward I rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Wookie Chewbacca] | Replay |
| 8:49 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42.5 | 7th Round Pick screen pass to Montgomery Ward I to the left side, caught (2 yd loss) [tackle: Nikola Tesla] | Replay |
| 8:16 | 2nd & 12 | OWN 40 | 7th Round Pick screen pass to Montgomery Ward I to the left side, caught (9 yd gain) [tackle: Ethan Abdullah] | Replay |
| 7:46 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 49.5 | Other Back rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: J.S. Bach] | Replay |
| 7:24 | 4th & 2.5 | OPP 50 | Punt by Got ya, 32 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Sno Kitties 7:20 | ||||
| 7:20 | 1st & 10 | OWN 18 | A Pimp Named Slickback rush to the right (11 yd gain) [diving tackle: Put your right foot in] | Replay |
| 6:43 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29 | The Bull Moose pitch to Jedi Master Mace Windu to the right (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Khalil Gabriel] | Replay |
| 6:05 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 31.5 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Jedi Master Mace Windu to the left side, caught [missed tackle: I cant cover him (Power Through)] [missed tackle: RES PECT (Power Through)] (13.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Son of Zues] | Replay |
| 5:38 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Jedi Master Mace Windu to the left side, caught (2 yd loss) [tackle: Hank Dabber] | Replay |
| 5:03 | 2nd & 12 | OWN 42.5 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Ivan Guinn Rafiki, hurried by Khalil Gabriel, to the right side, caught (15.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: I cant cover him] | Replay |
| 4:21 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42 | Ben Hogan pitch to A Pimp Named Slickback to the left (5 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: spare part] | Replay |
| 3:53 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 36.5 | Ben Hogan pitch to A Pimp Named Slickback to the left (7 yd gain) [tackle: Why Me] | Replay |
| 3:15 | 1st & 10 | OPP 29.5 | The Bull Moose pitch to Jedi Master Mace Windu [missed tackle: Man the middle (Spin)] to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: Think Again] | Replay |
| 2:33 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 26.5 | Ben Hogan pass to JUAN SOTO THE PHENOM WR over the middle [deflected by RES PECT] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:28 | 3rd & 7 | OPP 26.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Ethan Stewart up the right side, caught (24.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Nickle Bag] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 1st & G | OPP 2 | Ben Hogan pass to Sam Snead over the middle, caught [TD] (2 yd gain) | Replay |
| 1:56 | Extra point attempted by Ben Crenshaw, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Laos Chaos 1:56 | ||||
| 1:56 | Kickoff by Ben Crenshaw, 78 yd, fielded by Glory Hole, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 1:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | 7th Round Pick bad pass to Franchise Tag, hurried by Thomas Moore, over the middle [deflected by Sahith Theegala] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 1:51 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20 | 7th Round Pick pass to High School QB up the left side, caught (13.5 yd gain) [tackle: Xander Schauffele] | Replay |
| 1:19 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33.5 | 7th Round Pick pass to Tiki Loki over the middle, caught (9 yd gain) [tackle: Colin Morikawa] | Replay |
| 0:45 | 2nd & 1 | OWN 42.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Laos Chaos | Replay |
| 0:45 | 2nd & 1 | OWN 42.5 | 7th Round Pick pass to Ethan Smith up the right side, caught (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ethan Hardy] | Replay |
| 0:42 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49 | Offensive Timeout Called: Laos Chaos | Replay |
| 0:42 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49 | 7th Round Pick pass to Franchise Tag up the right side, thrown low, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Nick Price] | Replay |
| 0:29 | 2nd & 2 | OPP 41 | 7th Round Pick pass to Tiki Loki over the middle, caught (30.5 yd gain) [tackle: Nick Price] | Replay |
| 0:10 | 1st & 10 | OPP 10.5 | 27.5 yd field goal attempted by Booty Call, made [FG] | Replay |
| Sno Kitties 0:06 | ||||
| 0:06 | Kickoff by Booty Call, 76 yd, fielded by Armold Palmer, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 0:06 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Ben Hogan sacked by Khalil Gabriel (5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Booty Call, 80 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Ben Hogan pitch to Jedi Master Mace Windu to the left (71.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Why Me] | Replay |
| 14:22 | 1st & G | OPP 8.5 | Ben Hogan screen pass to A Pimp Named Slickback to the left side, caught [TD] (8.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 14:16 | Extra point attempted by Ben Crenshaw, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Laos Chaos 14:16 | ||||
| 14:16 | Kickoff by Ben Crenshaw, 74 yd, fielded by Glory Hole, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 14:16 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Falco Grigio rush to the left (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: David Duval] | Replay |
| 13:52 | 2nd & 4 | OWN 26 | Other Back rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ludwig Van Beethoven] | Replay |
| 13:19 | 3rd & 2.5 | OWN 27.5 | Other Back rush [missed tackle: Colin Morikawa] up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Big John] | Replay |
| 12:47 | 4th & 0.5 | OWN 29.5 | Montgomery Ward I rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Thomas Moore] | Replay |
| 12:06 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31 | 7th Round Pick pitch to Montgomery Ward I [missed diving tackle: Sahith Theegala (Spin)] to the left (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Jason Day] | Replay |
| 11:43 | 2nd & 10.5 | OWN 30.5 | Falco Grigio rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Thomas Moore] | Replay |
| 11:05 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 33 | 7th Round Pick pass to Tiki Loki, hurried by Wookie Chewbacca, over the middle, jumping catch attempt, caught (30.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Xander Schauffele] | Replay |
| 10:39 | 1st & 10 | OPP 37 | Falco Grigio rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Ethan Hardy] | Replay |
| 10:10 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 34 | 7th Round Pick screen pass to Montgomery Ward I to the left side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ludvig Aberg] | Replay |
| 9:28 | 1st & 10 | OPP 24.5 | 7th Round Pick screen pass to Other Back to the left side [deflected by Ethan Abdullah] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:24 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 24.5 | 7th Round Pick screen pass to Montgomery Ward I to the left side, caught [missed tackle: Xander Schauffele (Spin)] (11 yd gain) [diving tackle: Nikola Tesla] | Replay |
| 8:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 13.5 | 7th Round Pick pitch to Other Back [missed tackle: Xander Schauffele] to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Rory McIlroy] | Replay |
| 8:05 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 11 | Montgomery Ward I rush to the left (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jason Day] | Replay |
| 7:31 | 3rd & inches | OPP 3.5 | 7th Round Pick pass to Montgomery Ward III over the middle, caught [TD] (3.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 7:28 | Extra point attempted by Booty Call, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sno Kitties 7:28 | ||||
| 7:28 | Kickoff by Booty Call, 75 yd, fielded by Armold Palmer, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 7:28 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | A Pimp Named Slickback rush [missed tackle: Another Choice] to the right (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Why Me] | Replay |
| 6:51 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 24.5 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Jedi Master Mace Windu, hurried by Ghost Buster, to the left side, caught (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Put your right foot in] | Replay |
| 6:09 | 3rd & 2 | OWN 28 | The Bull Moose rush [missed diving tackle: Khalil Gabriel (Hurdle)] to the right (3 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Monster Red] | Replay |
| 5:32 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Ivan Guinn Rafiki to the right side, caught (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: Another Choice] | Replay |
| 4:59 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41 | Ben Hogan pitch to Jedi Master Mace Windu [missed diving tackle: Put your right foot in (Hurdle)] to the left (14 yd gain) [diving tackle: Free Bird II] | Replay |
| 4:31 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45 | Ben Hogan pass to Chi Chi Rodriguez over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: I cant cover him] | Replay |
| 4:03 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 40 | A Pimp Named Slickback rush to the right (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Son of Zues] | Replay |
| 3:19 | 1st & 10 | OPP 32 | The Bull Moose rush to the right (3.5 yd loss) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Westley Sanchez] | Replay |
| 2:52 | 2nd & 13.5 | OPP 35.5 | Ben Hogan pass to A Pimp Named Slickback up the right side [deflected by Put your right foot in] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:48 | 3rd & 13.5 | OPP 35.5 | Ben Hogan pass to JUAN SOTO THE PHENOM WR up the right side, caught (22 yd gain) [diving tackle: RES PECT] | Replay |
| 2:08 | 1st & 10 | OPP 13.5 | A Pimp Named Slickback rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Gorilla Grow] | Replay |
| 1:37 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 10 | Ben Hogan pitch to Jedi Master Mace Windu [missed tackle: RES PECT] to the right (1 yd gain) [tackle: Wrayth DuhaLsKi] | Replay |
| 1:12 | 3rd & 5.5 | OPP 9 | Ben Hogan pass to Chi Chi Rodriguez over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Son of Zues [deflected by Son of Zues] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:08 | 4th & 5.5 | OPP 9 | 26 yd field goal attempted by Ben Crenshaw, made [FG] | Replay |
| Laos Chaos 1:04 | ||||
| 1:04 | Kickoff by Ben Crenshaw, 73 yd, fielded by Glory Hole, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 1:04 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | 7th Round Pick pass to Ethan Smith up the left side, caught (10.5 yd gain) [tackle: Rory McIlroy] | Replay |
| 0:32 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30.5 | Other Back rush [missed diving tackle: Freddie Couples (Power Through)] to the left (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ludwig Van Beethoven] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 31.5 | 7th Round Pick screen pass to Montgomery Ward I to the left side, caught [missed diving tackle: Rory McIlroy (Spin)] (10.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Nikola Tesla] | Replay |
| 14:21 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42 | 7th Round Pick screen pass to Other Back to the left side, caught [missed tackle: Ludvig Aberg] (32.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jon Rahm] | Replay |
| 13:50 | 1st & 10 | OPP 25.5 | 7th Round Pick pass to I 95 over the middle, caught (13.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Nick Price] | Replay |
| 13:12 | 1st & 10 | OPP 12 | 7th Round Pick pitch to Montgomery Ward I [missed diving tackle: Rory McIlroy (Spin)] to the left (5 yd gain) [tackle: Nikola Tesla] | Replay |
| 12:48 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 7 | Other Back rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: J.S. Bach] | Replay |
| 12:18 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 5 | 7th Round Pick pass to High School QB up the left side, caught (5 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 12:15 | Extra point attempted by Booty Call, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sno Kitties 12:15 | ||||
| 12:15 | Kickoff by Booty Call, 75 yd, fielded by Armold Palmer, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 12:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Ben Hogan screen pass to A Pimp Named Slickback to the left side, caught (1 yd gain) [tackle: Put your right foot in] | Replay |
| 11:35 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 21 | Ben Hogan bad pass to DJL MACHINE TE over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 11:30 | 3rd & 9 | OWN 21 | Ben Hogan pass to JUAN SOTO THE PHENOM WR over the middle, caught (26.5 yd gain) [tackle: RES PECT] | Replay |
| 10:51 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Chase Goff Rafiki to the right side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ghost Buster] | Replay |
| 10:10 | 2nd & 4.5 | OPP 47 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Jedi Master Mace Windu to the left side, caught [missed tackle: Free Bird II (Power Through)] (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Gorilla Grow] | Replay |
| 9:26 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 45 | Ben Hogan pitch to A Pimp Named Slickback to the left (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: Think Again] | Replay |
| 8:58 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36.5 | Ben Hogan bad pass to Chi Chi Rodriguez, hurried by Pickle Rick, over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 8:53 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 36.5 | Ben Hogan sacked by Swift Dreams (4.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 8:14 | 3rd & 14.5 | OPP 40.5 | Ben Hogan pass to DJL MACHINE TE over the middle, caught (18.5 yd gain) [tackle: RES PECT] | Replay |
| 7:46 | 1st & 10 | OPP 22 | Ben Hogan pass to Ethan Stewart, hurried by Swift Dreams, up the left side, caught (2 yd gain) [tackle: Put your right foot in] | Replay |
| 7:10 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 20 | Ben Hogan pass to Sexual Chocolate, hurried by Swift Dreams, over the middle, caught [TD] (20 yd gain) | Replay |
| 7:06 | Extra point attempted by Ben Crenshaw, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Laos Chaos 7:06 | ||||
| 7:06 | Kickoff by Ben Crenshaw, 76 yd, fielded by Glory Hole, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 7:06 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | 7th Round Pick screen pass to Montgomery Ward I, hurried by Wookie Chewbacca, to the left side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ludvig Aberg] | Replay |
| 6:21 | 2nd & 0.5 | OWN 29.5 | Other Back rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ludwig Van Beethoven] | Replay |
| 5:39 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33 | 7th Round Pick pass to Montgomery Ward III up the right side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: Max Homa] | Replay |
| 4:56 | 2nd & 3.5 | OWN 39 | 7th Round Pick screen pass to Montgomery Ward I, hurried by Wookie Chewbacca, to the left side, caught [missed tackle: Rory McIlroy] (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: Nikola Tesla] | Replay |
| 4:16 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Other Back rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ludwig Van Beethoven] | Replay |
| 3:46 | 2nd & 9 | OWN 48 | Other Back rush to the left (4 yd gain) [tackle: Max Homa] | Replay |
| 3:09 | 3rd & 5 | OPP 48 | 7th Round Pick pass to Tiki Loki over the middle, caught (12 yd gain) [tackle: Snow Ball] | Replay |
| 2:27 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36 | 7th Round Pick pass to Montgomery Ward II over the middle, caught (9 yd gain) [tackle: Jason Day] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 2nd & 1 | OPP 27 | 7th Round Pick screen pass to Montgomery Ward I to the left side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Rory McIlroy] | Replay |
| 1:38 | 1st & 10 | OPP 21.5 | 7th Round Pick pass to Comp Pick up the right side, caught [TD] (21.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 1:33 | Extra point attempted by Booty Call, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sno Kitties 1:33 | ||||
| 1:33 | Kickoff by Booty Call, 75 yd, fielded by Armold Palmer, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 1:33 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Ben Hogan pass to Ethan Stewart up the right side, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Why Me] | Replay |
| 1:29 | 2nd & 2 | OWN 28 | Offensive Timeout Called: Sno Kitties | Replay |
| 1:29 | 2nd & 2 | OWN 28 | Ben Hogan pass to Ethan Stewart up the right side, caught, knocked loose by Put your right foot in [deflected by Put your right foot in] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:24 | 3rd & 2 | OWN 28 | The Bull Moose rush [missed diving tackle: Ethan Jack] [missed diving tackle: White Castle (Power Through)] to the right (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Wrayth DuhaLsKi] | Replay |
| 1:20 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Sno Kitties | Replay |
| 1:20 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30.5 | Ben Hogan sacked by Swift Dreams (4 yd loss) | Replay |
| 1:02 | 2nd & 14 | OWN 26.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Chi Chi Rodriguez over the middle, caught (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Why Me] | Replay |
| 0:41 | 3rd & 13 | OWN 27.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Chi Chi Rodriguez, hurried by Swift Dreams, over the middle, caught (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: RES PECT] | Replay |
| 0:38 | 4th & 9.5 | OWN 31 | Offensive Timeout Called: Sno Kitties | Replay |
| 0:38 | 4th & 9.5 | OWN 31 | Ben Hogan pass to JUAN SOTO THE PHENOM WR up the right side [deflected by Son of Zues] (incomplete) (turnover on downs) | Replay |
| Laos Chaos 0:32 | ||||
| 0:32 | 1st & 10 | OPP 31 | 7th Round Pick rush up the middle (1 yd loss) | Replay |