Play by Play
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| Sno Kitties 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 24.5 | Ben Hogan sacked by Khalil Gabriel (5.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 14:27 | 4th & 11 | OWN 19 | Punt by Tom Kite, 42 yd, fielded by Glory Hole (fair catch) | Replay |
| Laos Chaos 14:20 | ||||
| 14:20 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39.5 | 7th Round Pick pass to Montgomery Ward III over the middle, caught (4 yd gain) [tackle: Ethan Abdullah] | Replay |
| 13:45 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 43.5 | 7th Round Pick pass to Montgomery Ward II over the middle, caught (9 yd gain) [tackle: Ethan Abdullah] | Replay |
| 13:15 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47.5 | 7th Round Pick pass to Free Speed over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Sahith Theegala [deflected by Sahith Theegala] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:11 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 47.5 | 7th Round Pick screen pass to Montgomery Ward I to the left side, caught (1 yd loss) [diving tackle: Nikola Tesla] | Replay |
| 12:42 | 3rd & 11 | OPP 49 | 7th Round Pick pass to High School QB up the left side [deflected by Xander Schauffele] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:39 | 4th & 11 | OPP 49 | Punt by Got ya, 38 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Sno Kitties 12:34 | ||||
| 12:34 | 1st & 10 | OWN 10.5 | The Bull Moose pitch to Jedi Master Mace Windu to the right (6 yd gain) [tackle: Westley Sanchez] | Replay |
| 12:10 | 2nd & 4 | OWN 16.5 | A Pimp Named Slickback rush to the right (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Put your right foot in] | Replay |
| 11:35 | 1st & 10 | OWN 21 | The Bull Moose rush [missed tackle: To the Top] to the left (11 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ethan Jack] | Replay |
| 10:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32 | Ben Hogan bad pass to Ethan Stewart over the middle (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 10:53 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 32 | Ben Hogan sacked by I cant cover him (4 yd loss) | Replay |
| 10:16 | 3rd & 14 | OWN 28 | Ben Hogan pass to JUAN SOTO THE PHENOM WR over the middle [deflected by RES PECT] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:10 | 4th & 14 | OWN 28 | Punt by Tom Kite, 48 yd, fielded by Glory Hole (6.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Nick Price] | Replay |
| Laos Chaos 10:02 | ||||
| 10:02 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30.5 | 7th Round Pick pass to Franchise Tag up the left side, caught (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: Rory McIlroy] | Replay |
| 9:21 | 2nd & 1.5 | OWN 39 | Montgomery Ward I rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Wookie Chewbacca] | Replay |
| 8:49 | 1st & 10 | OWN 42.5 | 7th Round Pick screen pass to Montgomery Ward I to the left side, caught (2 yd loss) [tackle: Nikola Tesla] | Replay |
| 8:16 | 2nd & 12 | OWN 40 | 7th Round Pick screen pass to Montgomery Ward I to the left side, caught (9 yd gain) [tackle: Ethan Abdullah] | Replay |
| 7:46 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 49.5 | Other Back rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: J.S. Bach] | Replay |
| 7:24 | 4th & 2.5 | OPP 50 | Punt by Got ya, 32 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Sno Kitties 7:20 | ||||
| 7:20 | 1st & 10 | OWN 18 | A Pimp Named Slickback rush to the right (11 yd gain) [diving tackle: Put your right foot in] | Replay |
| 6:43 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29 | The Bull Moose pitch to Jedi Master Mace Windu to the right (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Khalil Gabriel] | Replay |
| 6:05 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 31.5 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Jedi Master Mace Windu to the left side, caught [missed tackle: I cant cover him (Power Through)] [missed tackle: RES PECT (Power Through)] (13.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Son of Zues] | Replay |
| 5:38 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Jedi Master Mace Windu to the left side, caught (2 yd loss) [tackle: Hank Dabber] | Replay |
| 5:03 | 2nd & 12 | OWN 42.5 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Ivan Guinn Rafiki, hurried by Khalil Gabriel, to the right side, caught (15.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: I cant cover him] | Replay |
| 4:21 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42 | Ben Hogan pitch to A Pimp Named Slickback to the left (5 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: spare part] | Replay |
| 3:53 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 36.5 | Ben Hogan pitch to A Pimp Named Slickback to the left (7 yd gain) [tackle: Why Me] | Replay |
| 3:15 | 1st & 10 | OPP 29.5 | The Bull Moose pitch to Jedi Master Mace Windu [missed tackle: Man the middle (Spin)] to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: Think Again] | Replay |
| 2:33 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 26.5 | Ben Hogan pass to JUAN SOTO THE PHENOM WR over the middle [deflected by RES PECT] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:28 | 3rd & 7 | OPP 26.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Ethan Stewart up the right side, caught (24.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Nickle Bag] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 1st & G | OPP 2 | Ben Hogan pass to Sam Snead over the middle, caught [TD] (2 yd gain) | Replay |
| 1:56 | Extra point attempted by Ben Crenshaw, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Laos Chaos 1:56 | ||||
| 1:56 | Kickoff by Ben Crenshaw, 78 yd, fielded by Glory Hole, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 1:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | 7th Round Pick bad pass to Franchise Tag, hurried by Thomas Moore, over the middle [deflected by Sahith Theegala] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 1:51 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20 | 7th Round Pick pass to High School QB up the left side, caught (13.5 yd gain) [tackle: Xander Schauffele] | Replay |
| 1:19 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33.5 | 7th Round Pick pass to Tiki Loki over the middle, caught (9 yd gain) [tackle: Colin Morikawa] | Replay |
| 0:45 | 2nd & 1 | OWN 42.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Laos Chaos | Replay |
| 0:45 | 2nd & 1 | OWN 42.5 | 7th Round Pick pass to Ethan Smith up the right side, caught (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ethan Hardy] | Replay |
| 0:42 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49 | Offensive Timeout Called: Laos Chaos | Replay |
| 0:42 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49 | 7th Round Pick pass to Franchise Tag up the right side, thrown low, caught (8 yd gain) [tackle: Nick Price] | Replay |
| 0:29 | 2nd & 2 | OPP 41 | 7th Round Pick pass to Tiki Loki over the middle, caught (30.5 yd gain) [tackle: Nick Price] | Replay |
| 0:10 | 1st & 10 | OPP 10.5 | 27.5 yd field goal attempted by Booty Call, made [FG] | Replay |
| Sno Kitties 0:06 | ||||
| 0:06 | Kickoff by Booty Call, 76 yd, fielded by Armold Palmer, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 0:06 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Ben Hogan sacked by Khalil Gabriel (5 yd loss) | Replay |