Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Laos Chaos 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Ben Crenshaw, 70 yd, fielded by Glory Hole (22.5 yd return) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Nuke Bangaloid] | Replay | ||
| 14:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 22.5 | Falco Grigio rush to the right (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart] | Replay |
| 14:22 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 26 | 7th Round Pick pitch to Montgomery Ward I to the left (no gain) [tackle: Xander Schauffele] | Replay |
| 13:58 | 3rd & 7 | OWN 25.5 | 7th Round Pick pass to Montgomery Ward III over the middle, jumping catch attempt, caught (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Nikola Tesla] | Replay |
| 13:22 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33.5 | 7th Round Pick pass to Tiki Loki over the middle, caught (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ethan Abdullah] | Replay |
| 12:48 | 2nd & 0.5 | OWN 43 | 7th Round Pick screen pass to Montgomery Ward I to the left side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Nikola Tesla] | Replay |
| 12:06 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47.5 | 7th Round Pick pass to Free Speed up the left side [deflected by Ludvig Aberg] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:03 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 47.5 | 7th Round Pick pitch to Other Back [missed diving tackle: Jon Rahm (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Ethan Abdullah] to the left (7.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Big John] | Replay |
| 11:37 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 40 | Other Back rush up the middle (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Ludwig Van Beethoven] | Replay |
| 10:56 | 4th & 3 | OPP 40.5 | 57.5 yd field goal attempted by Booty Call, missed | Replay |
| Sno Kitties 10:52 | ||||
| 10:52 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40.5 | The Bull Moose pitch to Jedi Master Mace Windu to the right (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Fix Me] | Replay |
| 10:27 | 2nd & 4 | OWN 46.5 | The Bull Moose rush to the left (3.5 yd loss) [Monster Hit tackle: Ethan Jack] | Replay |
| 9:51 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 43 | Ben Hogan pass to Chi Chi Rodriguez over the middle, caught (12.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Why Me] | Replay |
| 9:17 | 1st & 10 | OPP 44.5 | The Bull Moose rush [missed tackle: Dime Bag (Power Through)] to the left (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Wrayth DuhaLsKi] | Replay |
| 8:49 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 40 | Ben Hogan screen pass to A Pimp Named Slickback to the left side, caught (2.5 yd loss) [tackle: Gorilla Grow] | Replay |
| 8:08 | 3rd & 8 | OPP 42.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Chi Chi Rodriguez, hurried by Swift Dreams, over the middle, caught (9 yd gain) [diving tackle: RES PECT] | Replay |
| 7:39 | 1st & 10 | OPP 33.5 | Ben Hogan pitch to A Pimp Named Slickback to the left (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dime Bag] | Replay |
| 7:06 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 30.5 | Ben Hogan pitch to Jedi Master Mace Windu to the right (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Nickle Bag] | Replay |
| 6:34 | 3rd & 4.5 | OPP 28 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Jedi Master Mace Windu to the left side, caught (11.5 yd gain) [tackle: Nickle Bag] | Replay |
| 6:03 | 1st & 10 | OPP 16.5 | The Bull Moose rush to the left (1.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Wrayth DuhaLsKi] | Replay |
| 5:21 | 2nd & 11.5 | OPP 18 | The Bull Moose pitch to Jedi Master Mace Windu [missed diving tackle: Free Bird II (Hurdle)] to the right (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Man the middle] | Replay |
| 4:45 | 3rd & 7 | OPP 13.5 | Ben Hogan pass to Chi Chi Rodriguez up the left side [deflected by Free Bird II] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:39 | 4th & 7 | OPP 13.5 | 30.5 yd field goal attempted by Ben Crenshaw, made [FG] | Replay |
| Laos Chaos 4:35 | ||||
| 4:35 | Kickoff by Ben Crenshaw, 64 yd, fielded by Glory Hole (29.5 yd return) [tackle: Sahith Theegala] | Replay | ||
| 4:31 | 1st & 10 | OWN 36 | 7th Round Pick pass to I 95 over the middle [deflected by Nikola Tesla] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:27 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 36 | 7th Round Pick pitch to Other Back to the left (1 yd loss) [tackle: Max Homa] | Replay |
| 3:52 | 3rd & 11 | OWN 35 | 7th Round Pick pass to I 95 over the middle, caught (12.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ludvig Aberg] | Replay |
| 3:22 | 1st & 10 | OWN 47.5 | Other Back rush up the middle (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Ludwig Van Beethoven] | Replay |
| 2:42 | 2nd & 10.5 | OWN 47 | 7th Round Pick sacked by Wookie Chewbacca (3 yd loss) | Replay |
| 2:19 | 3rd & 13.5 | OWN 44 | 7th Round Pick pass to Free Speed up the left side, caught (15 yd gain) [tackle: Nikola Tesla] | Replay |
| 1:54 | 1st & 10 | OPP 41 | 7th Round Pick pass to Montgomery Ward III over the middle, caught (10.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Xander Schauffele] | Replay |
| 1:24 | 1st & 10 | OPP 30 | Falco Grigio rush [missed diving tackle: Snow Ball (Power Through)] [TD] to the right (30 yd gain) | Replay |
| 1:15 | Extra point attempted by Booty Call, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sno Kitties 1:15 | ||||
| 1:15 | Kickoff by Booty Call, 72 yd, fielded by Armold Palmer, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 1:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | The Bull Moose rush to the right (3 yd loss) [tackle: Ethan Jack] | Replay |
| 0:34 | 2nd & 13 | OWN 17 | The Bull Moose pitch to Jedi Master Mace Windu [missed diving tackle: Ethan Jack (Hurdle)] to the left (7.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: spare part] | Replay |