Play by Play
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| Sno Kitties 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Booty Call, 80 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Ben Hogan pitch to Jedi Master Mace Windu to the left (71.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Why Me] | Replay |
| 14:22 | 1st & G | OPP 8.5 | Ben Hogan screen pass to A Pimp Named Slickback to the left side, caught [TD] (8.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 14:16 | Extra point attempted by Ben Crenshaw, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Laos Chaos 14:16 | ||||
| 14:16 | Kickoff by Ben Crenshaw, 74 yd, fielded by Glory Hole, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 14:16 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Falco Grigio rush to the left (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: David Duval] | Replay |
| 13:52 | 2nd & 4 | OWN 26 | Other Back rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ludwig Van Beethoven] | Replay |
| 13:19 | 3rd & 2.5 | OWN 27.5 | Other Back rush [missed tackle: Colin Morikawa] up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Big John] | Replay |
| 12:47 | 4th & 0.5 | OWN 29.5 | Montgomery Ward I rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Thomas Moore] | Replay |
| 12:06 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31 | 7th Round Pick pitch to Montgomery Ward I [missed diving tackle: Sahith Theegala (Spin)] to the left (0.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Jason Day] | Replay |
| 11:43 | 2nd & 10.5 | OWN 30.5 | Falco Grigio rush to the left (2.5 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Thomas Moore] | Replay |
| 11:05 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 33 | 7th Round Pick pass to Tiki Loki, hurried by Wookie Chewbacca, over the middle, jumping catch attempt, caught (30.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Xander Schauffele] | Replay |
| 10:39 | 1st & 10 | OPP 37 | Falco Grigio rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Ethan Hardy] | Replay |
| 10:10 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 34 | 7th Round Pick screen pass to Montgomery Ward I to the left side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ludvig Aberg] | Replay |
| 9:28 | 1st & 10 | OPP 24.5 | 7th Round Pick screen pass to Other Back to the left side [deflected by Ethan Abdullah] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:24 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 24.5 | 7th Round Pick screen pass to Montgomery Ward I to the left side, caught [missed tackle: Xander Schauffele (Spin)] (11 yd gain) [diving tackle: Nikola Tesla] | Replay |
| 8:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 13.5 | 7th Round Pick pitch to Other Back [missed tackle: Xander Schauffele] to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Rory McIlroy] | Replay |
| 8:05 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 11 | Montgomery Ward I rush to the left (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jason Day] | Replay |
| 7:31 | 3rd & inches | OPP 3.5 | 7th Round Pick pass to Montgomery Ward III over the middle, caught [TD] (3.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 7:28 | Extra point attempted by Booty Call, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sno Kitties 7:28 | ||||
| 7:28 | Kickoff by Booty Call, 75 yd, fielded by Armold Palmer, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 7:28 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | A Pimp Named Slickback rush [missed tackle: Another Choice] to the right (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Why Me] | Replay |
| 6:51 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 24.5 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Jedi Master Mace Windu, hurried by Ghost Buster, to the left side, caught (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Put your right foot in] | Replay |
| 6:09 | 3rd & 2 | OWN 28 | The Bull Moose rush [missed diving tackle: Khalil Gabriel (Hurdle)] to the right (3 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: Monster Red] | Replay |
| 5:32 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31 | Ben Hogan screen pass to Ivan Guinn Rafiki to the right side, caught (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: Another Choice] | Replay |
| 4:59 | 1st & 10 | OWN 41 | Ben Hogan pitch to Jedi Master Mace Windu [missed diving tackle: Put your right foot in (Hurdle)] to the left (14 yd gain) [diving tackle: Free Bird II] | Replay |
| 4:31 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45 | Ben Hogan pass to Chi Chi Rodriguez over the middle, caught (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: I cant cover him] | Replay |
| 4:03 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 40 | A Pimp Named Slickback rush to the right (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Son of Zues] | Replay |
| 3:19 | 1st & 10 | OPP 32 | The Bull Moose rush to the right (3.5 yd loss) [Monster Hit diving tackle: Westley Sanchez] | Replay |
| 2:52 | 2nd & 13.5 | OPP 35.5 | Ben Hogan pass to A Pimp Named Slickback up the right side [deflected by Put your right foot in] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 2:48 | 3rd & 13.5 | OPP 35.5 | Ben Hogan pass to JUAN SOTO THE PHENOM WR up the right side, caught (22 yd gain) [diving tackle: RES PECT] | Replay |
| 2:08 | 1st & 10 | OPP 13.5 | A Pimp Named Slickback rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Gorilla Grow] | Replay |
| 1:37 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 10 | Ben Hogan pitch to Jedi Master Mace Windu [missed tackle: RES PECT] to the right (1 yd gain) [tackle: Wrayth DuhaLsKi] | Replay |
| 1:12 | 3rd & 5.5 | OPP 9 | Ben Hogan pass to Chi Chi Rodriguez over the middle, caught, knocked loose by Son of Zues [deflected by Son of Zues] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:08 | 4th & 5.5 | OPP 9 | 26 yd field goal attempted by Ben Crenshaw, made [FG] | Replay |
| Laos Chaos 1:04 | ||||
| 1:04 | Kickoff by Ben Crenshaw, 73 yd, fielded by Glory Hole, 0 yds (touchback) | Replay | ||
| 1:04 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | 7th Round Pick pass to Ethan Smith up the left side, caught (10.5 yd gain) [tackle: Rory McIlroy] | Replay |
| 0:32 | 1st & 10 | OWN 30.5 | Other Back rush [missed diving tackle: Freddie Couples (Power Through)] to the left (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ludwig Van Beethoven] | Replay |