Play by Play
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| Tombstone Hooligans 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 44 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: FREDDIE BROWN] | Replay |
| 14:20 | 4th & 1 | OWN 48 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 13:51 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48.5 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 13:19 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 46 | Andre Coronado pass to Crazy Hooligan WR up the right side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 12:35 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36.5 | Herman Munster III pitch to Dr. Eldon Tyrell [missed diving tackle: FELIX SORRENTO] [missed tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: INDIGO LARSON] | Replay |
| 11:57 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 34.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Jay "No Angel" Dobyns over the middle, caught (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: FREDDIE BROWN] | Replay |
| 11:26 | 1st & 10 | OPP 24.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Crazy hooligan WR2 up the left side [deflected by CLIVE BENSON] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:21 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 24.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Jay "No Angel" Dobyns up the right side, caught (13.5 yd gain) [tackle: SAM SELLECK] | Replay |
| 10:41 | 1st & 10 | OPP 11 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: DANIEL EMERY] to the left (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 10:04 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 8 | Herman Munster III pitch to Dr. Eldon Tyrell to the left (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] | Replay |
| 9:29 | 3rd & 7.5 | OPP 8.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught [TD] (8.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 9:25 | Extra point attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sharp Dressed Men 9:25 | ||||
| 9:25 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 51 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (24 yd return) [tackle: Bobby Bruce] | Replay | ||
| 9:20 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43 | PEARLY GATES rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jazon Voorhees] | Replay |
| 8:42 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 45.5 | BURGER MAN bad pass to BUCK NEKKID, hurried by Bobby Bruce, over the middle [deflected by Chihuahua House Alarm] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 8:37 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 45.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the left side, caught (2 yd gain) [tackle: Getoo DaChoppa] | Replay |
| 8:07 | 4th & 5.5 | OWN 47.5 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 41 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns [TD] (88.5 yd return) | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 7:48 | ||||
| 7:48 | Extra point attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., missed | Replay | ||
| Sharp Dressed Men 7:48 | ||||
| 7:48 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 48 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (27.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Viva Las Vegas] | Replay | ||
| 7:42 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49 | MEXICAN BLACKBIRD rush to the left (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Getoo DaChoppa] | Replay |
| 7:16 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 47 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the left side, caught (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ripple Moonshot] | Replay |
| 6:39 | 3rd & 4.5 | OPP 45.5 | BURGER MAN pass to BUCK NEKKID up the right side, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: Chihuahua House Alarm] | Replay |
| 6:22 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38.5 | CONCRETE AND STEEL rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ripple Moonshot] | Replay |
| 6:07 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 37 | BURGER MAN pitch to PEARLY GATES [missed tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB] to the right (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Dauphin of Viennois] | Replay |
| 5:44 | 3rd & 9 | OPP 37.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the left side, caught (2 yd gain) [tackle: Screamin' Banshee] | Replay |
| 5:21 | 4th & 7.5 | OPP 35.5 | 52.5 yd field goal attempted by ONE LEG MALLOY, missed | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 5:15 | ||||
| 5:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35.5 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (no gain) [tackle: FREDDIE BROWN] | Replay |
| 4:25 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 36 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 3:36 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 38 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side [deflected by FELIX SORRENTO] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:31 | 4th & 8 | OWN 38 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 30 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (3 yd return) [tackle: Judge Dredd] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 3:24 | ||||
| 3:24 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35.5 | PEARLY GATES rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Dauphin of Viennois] | Replay |
| 3:03 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 37 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the right side, caught (3 yd gain) [tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB2] | Replay |
| 2:44 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 40 | BURGER MAN bad pass to I GOT THE SIX over the middle, jumping catch attempt [deflected by Woody Norwood] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 2:38 | 4th & 5 | OWN 40 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 31 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (9.5 yd return) [tackle: FELIX SORRENTO] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 2:29 | ||||
| 2:29 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 43 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DALLAS EMERSON] | Replay |
| 1:55 | 3rd & 2.5 | OWN 45.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Sharp Dressed Men | Replay |
| 1:55 | 3rd & 2.5 | OWN 45.5 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: SLOMO BRADLEY] | Replay |
| 1:50 | 1st & 10 | OPP 50 | Defensive Timeout Called: Sharp Dressed Men | Replay |
| 1:50 | 1st & 10 | OPP 50 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: COLIN BRIDGES (Lower the Shoulder)] [missed diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] [missed tackle: FRANK SMITH] to the left (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CALICO BURNSIDE] | Replay |
| 1:41 | 2nd & 2.5 | OPP 42.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Sharp Dressed Men | Replay |
| 1:41 | 2nd & 2.5 | OPP 42.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the left (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: SAM SELLECK] | Replay |
| 0:50 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] | Replay |