Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Sharp Dressed Men 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 56 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (20 yd return) [diving tackle: Viva Las Vegas] | Replay | ||
| 14:55 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34.5 | BURGER MAN pass to VELCRO FLY up the right side [deflected by Crazy Hooligan CB2] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:50 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 34.5 | BURGER MAN pass to I GOT THE SIX over the middle (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:45 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 34.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the left side, caught (2.5 yd loss) [tackle: Getoo DaChoppa] | Replay |
| 14:10 | 4th & 12.5 | OWN 31.5 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 41 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (30.5 yd return) [diving tackle: CALICO BURNSIDE] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 13:59 | ||||
| 13:59 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42.5 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: DEWEY ELLIOT] | Replay |
| 13:29 | 2nd & 4.5 | OPP 37 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 12:59 | 3rd & 1 | OPP 33.5 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: SLOMO BRADLEY] [missed tackle: SAM SELLECK] up the middle (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 12:19 | 1st & 10 | OPP 27.5 | Andre Coronado bad pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™, hurried by DON TAYLOR, up the left side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 12:13 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 27.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side [deflected by CORY BENDER] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:08 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 27.5 | Herman Munster III bad pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr., hurried by DALLAS EMERSON, over the middle [deflected by STEVE SOBERS] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 12:01 | 4th & 10 | OPP 27.5 | 44.5 yd field goal attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [FG] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 11:56 | ||||
| 11:56 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 51 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (17 yd return) [tackle: Viva Las Vegas] | Replay | ||
| 11:52 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35.5 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC over the middle, caught (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Malik Burkett] | Replay |
| 11:27 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 36 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC over the middle [deflected by Crazy Hooligan LB] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:22 | 3rd & 9.5 | OWN 36 | BURGER MAN sacked by Zack Zona (4 yd loss) | Replay |
| 10:42 | 4th & 13.5 | OWN 32 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 33 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (9.5 yd return) [tackle: CALICO BURNSIDE] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 10:35 | ||||
| 10:35 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44.5 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: CORY BENDER] to the right (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] | Replay |
| 10:01 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 48.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| 9:33 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 48.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: FREDDIE BROWN] | Replay |
| 9:01 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43.5 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 8:25 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 41.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Crazy Hooligan WR up the left side, caught (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: CALICO BURNSIDE] | Replay |
| 7:42 | 1st & 10 | OPP 31 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: DALLAS EMERSON] | Replay |
| 7:03 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 29.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught (11 yd gain) [diving tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 6:34 | 1st & 10 | OPP 18.5 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 5:54 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 14 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side [deflected by CALICO BURNSIDE] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:49 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 14 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side [deflected by FELIX SORRENTO] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:44 | 4th & 6 | OPP 14 | 31 yd field goal attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [FG] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 5:40 | ||||
| 5:40 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 48 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (11.5 yd return) [tackle: Maxwell Welsh] | Replay | ||
| 5:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34 | BURGER MAN pitch to PEARLY GATES [missed tackle: Chihuahua House Alarm] to the right (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jazon Voorhees] | Replay |
| 4:55 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 34.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the left side, caught (9 yd gain) [diving tackle: Mordred Kingslayer] | Replay |
| 4:18 | 3rd & 0.5 | OWN 43.5 | CONCRETE AND STEEL rush up the middle (2 yd loss) [tackle: Dauphin of Viennois] | Replay |
| 3:42 | 4th & 2.5 | OWN 41.5 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 53 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 3:35 | ||||
| 3:35 | 1st & 10 | OWN 6 | Andre Coronado pass to Crazy Hooligan WR up the right side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 3:00 | 2nd & 3.5 | OWN 12.5 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: CALICO BURNSIDE] up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 2:19 | 1st & 10 | OWN 16.5 | Andre Coronado screen pass to Richie Gecko to the left side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 1:44 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 21 | Herman Munster III pass to King Chalamet over the middle, caught (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: IAN LAWSON] | Replay |
| 1:05 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Crazy Hooligan WR up the right side, caught (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 0:24 | 2nd & 3 | OWN 36.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught, knocked loose by CLIVE BENSON [deflected by CLIVE BENSON] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:55 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 40 | Andre Coronado pass to Crazy hooligan WR2 up the left side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 14:15 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 45.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: CALICO BURNSIDE] | Replay |
| 13:37 | 4th & 0.5 | OWN 49.5 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: SLOMO BRADLEY] | Replay |
| 12:56 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| 12:31 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 44.5 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] | Replay |
| 12:00 | 3rd & 4.5 | OPP 42 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: CALICO BURNSIDE] | Replay |
| 11:23 | 4th & inches | OPP 38 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] | Replay |
| 10:47 | 1st & 10 | OPP 33 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 10:19 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 30.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side [deflected by FELIX SORRENTO] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:14 | 3rd & 7.5 | OPP 30.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Crazy hooligan WR2 over the middle, caught (17.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CLIVE BENSON] | Replay |
| 9:32 | 1st & 10 | OPP 13.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side [deflected by FELIX SORRENTO] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:26 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 13.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side [deflected by FELIX SORRENTO] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:20 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 13.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Crazy Hooligan WR up the right side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 8:43 | 4th & 4.5 | OPP 8 | 25 yd field goal attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [FG] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 8:39 | ||||
| 8:39 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 54 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (15 yd return) [tackle: Judge Dredd] | Replay | ||
| 8:36 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31.5 | CONCRETE AND STEEL rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Dauphin of Viennois] | Replay |
| 8:09 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 33 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD to the left (2.5 yd loss) [tackle: Getoo DaChoppa] | Replay |
| 7:26 | 3rd & 11 | OWN 30.5 | BURGER MAN pass to TEN DOLLAR MAN over the middle (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:21 | 4th & 11 | OWN 30.5 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 40 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (13 yd return) [tackle: FELIX SORRENTO] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 7:13 | ||||
| 7:13 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: IAN LAWSON] [missed diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 6:34 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 46.5 | Andre Coronado pass to King Chalamet, hurried by DANIEL EMERY, over the middle, caught, knocked loose by CLIVE BENSON [deflected by CLIVE BENSON] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:28 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 46.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side [deflected by CALICO BURNSIDE] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:24 | 4th & 6.5 | OWN 46.5 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 25 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (3.5 yd return) [tackle: Jameson Whiskey] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 6:18 | ||||
| 6:18 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31.5 | MEXICAN BLACKBIRD rush up the middle (no gain) [tackle: Full House Herbert] | Replay |
| 5:37 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 31.5 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC over the middle, caught (12 yd gain) [tackle: Chihuahua House Alarm] | Replay |
| 4:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43.5 | CONCRETE AND STEEL rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Lazaro Redd] | Replay |
| 4:19 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 47 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC up the right side, caught (1 yd gain) [tackle: Chihuahua House Alarm] | Replay |
| 3:45 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 48 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the left side, caught (3 yd gain) [tackle: Manny Mantoman] | Replay |
| 3:09 | 4th & 2.5 | OPP 49 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 30 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (6 yd return) [diving tackle: S T G N R 2] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 3:01 | ||||
| 3:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 25 | Herman Munster III pass to King Chalamet over the middle, caught (13.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: INDIGO LARSON] | Replay |
| 2:21 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™, hurried by DEWEY ELLIOT, over the middle, caught (21.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 40 | Herman Munster III pass to Crazy Hooligan WR up the right side, caught (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 1:30 | 1st & 10 | OPP 30 | Andre Coronado pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: IAN LAWSON] | Replay |
| 0:45 | 2nd & 1.5 | OPP 21.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Tombstone Hooligans | Replay |
| 0:45 | 2nd & 1.5 | OPP 21.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Jay "No Angel" Dobyns up the right side, caught (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] | Replay |
| 0:40 | 1st & 10 | OPP 11.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Tombstone Hooligans | Replay |
| 0:40 | 1st & 10 | OPP 11.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Jay "No Angel" Dobyns up the left side, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: IAN LAWSON] | Replay |
| 0:35 | 2nd & 3 | OPP 4.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Tombstone Hooligans | Replay |
| 0:35 | 2nd & 3 | OPP 4.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Crazy hooligan WR2 up the right side, caught [TD] (4.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 0:31 | Extra point attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sharp Dressed Men 0:31 | ||||
| 0:31 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 46 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (15.5 yd return) [tackle: Zack Zona] | Replay | ||
| 0:28 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC over the middle, caught (2 yd gain) [tackle: Ripple Moonshot] | Replay |
| 0:23 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 42 | Offensive Timeout Called: Sharp Dressed Men | Replay |
| 0:23 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 42 | BURGER MAN pass to BLACK FLY, hurried by Malik Burkett, up the left side, caught (15 yd gain) [diving tackle: Getoo DaChoppa] | Replay |
| 0:18 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43 | Offensive Timeout Called: Sharp Dressed Men | Replay |
| 0:18 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43 | BURGER MAN pass to KO KO BLUE up the left side, caught (16 yd gain) [tackle: Crazy Hooligan CB] | Replay |
| 0:12 | 1st & 10 | OPP 27.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Sharp Dressed Men | Replay |
| 0:12 | 1st & 10 | OPP 27.5 | 44.5 yd field goal attempted by ONE LEG MALLOY, made [FG] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 0:08 | ||||
| 0:08 | Kickoff by ONE LEG MALLOY, 46 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (22.5 yd return) [tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] | Replay | ||
| 0:04 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught (11 yd gain) [tackle: INDIGO LARSON] | Replay |
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by ONE LEG MALLOY, 51 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (20 yd return) [tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] | Replay | ||
| 14:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 14:19 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 43 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (5 yd gain) [tackle: DEWEY ELLIOT] | Replay |
| 13:44 | 3rd & 1.5 | OWN 47.5 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DALLAS EMERSON] | Replay |
| 13:11 | 1st & 10 | OPP 50 | Andre Coronado pass to Crazy Hooligan WR up the right side, caught (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 12:34 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 46 | Nick Mosley rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: FRANK SMITH] | Replay |
| 12:08 | 3rd & 5 | OPP 44.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: INDIGO LARSON] | Replay |
| 11:34 | 4th & 2.5 | OPP 42 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 42 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 11:28 | ||||
| 11:28 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | PEARLY GATES rush to the right (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jazon Voorhees] | Replay |
| 10:50 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 20.5 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD to the left (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ripple Moonshot] | Replay |
| 10:06 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 22 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the left side, caught (3 yd loss) [tackle: Woody Norwood] | Replay |
| 9:40 | 4th & 11 | OWN 19 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 30 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (8 yd return) [tackle: S T G N R] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 9:33 | ||||
| 9:33 | 1st & 10 | OPP 40.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Crazy hooligan WR2 up the left side, caught (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 8:50 | 2nd & inches | OPP 30.5 | Nick Mosley rush to the left (no gain) [tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 8:14 | 1st & 10 | OPP 30.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DANIEL EMERY] | Replay |
| 7:33 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 29 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side [deflected by FRANK SMITH] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:28 | 3rd & 8.5 | OPP 29 | Andre Coronado pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side [deflected by CHRIS BRANDON] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:25 | 4th & 8.5 | OPP 29 | 46 yd field goal attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [FG] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 7:20 | ||||
| 7:20 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 56 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (19.5 yd return) [tackle: Jameson Whiskey] | Replay | ||
| 7:16 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34 | PEARLY GATES rush [missed diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB] up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Full House Herbert] | Replay |
| 6:35 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 37 | BURGER MAN pitch to PEARLY GATES to the right (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Woody Norwood] | Replay |
| 6:09 | 3rd & 2 | OWN 42 | PEARLY GATES rush to the right (1 yd gain) [tackle: Dauphin of Viennois] | Replay |
| 5:39 | 4th & 1.5 | OWN 42.5 | MEXICAN BLACKBIRD rush up the middle (no gain) (turnover on downs) [diving tackle: Judge Dredd] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 5:36 | ||||
| 5:36 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42.5 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: INDIGO LARSON (Lower the Shoulder)] up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 4:55 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 40 | Andre Coronado pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side [deflected by FELIX SORRENTO] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:50 | 3rd & 8 | OPP 40 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side [deflected by CLIVE BENSON] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:47 | 4th & 8 | OPP 40 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 40.5 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 4:41 | ||||
| 4:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | BURGER MAN pass to BUCK NEKKID up the left side [deflected by Ripple Moonshot] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:37 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20 | BURGER MAN pass to KO KO BLUE up the left side [deflected by Manny Mantoman] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:31 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 20 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC, hurried by Dauphin of Viennois, to the right side, caught (8.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ripple Moonshot] | Replay |
| 3:48 | 4th & 1.5 | OWN 28.5 | CONCRETE AND STEEL rush up the middle (1 yd loss) (turnover on downs) [diving tackle: Malik Burkett] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 3:45 | ||||
| 3:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 27.5 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: STEVE SOBERS] | Replay |
| 3:19 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 25.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Jocko Willink up the right side, caught (22.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CALICO BURNSIDE] | Replay |
| 2:45 | 1st & G | OPP 3 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush [TD] up the middle (3 yd gain) | Replay |
| 2:41 | Extra point attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sharp Dressed Men 2:41 | ||||
| 2:41 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 52 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (47.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Bobby Bruce] | Replay | ||
| 2:32 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34.5 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC over the middle, caught (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB] | Replay |
| 1:58 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 29.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to VELCRO FLY to the right side, caught (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Chihuahua House Alarm] | Replay |
| 1:28 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 27.5 | CONCRETE AND STEEL rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Full House Herbert] | Replay |
| 0:55 | 4th & 2.5 | OPP 27 | 44 yd field goal attempted by ONE LEG MALLOY, made [FG] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 0:50 | ||||
| 0:50 | Kickoff by ONE LEG MALLOY, 50 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (19 yd return) [diving tackle: S T G N R] | Replay | ||
| 0:46 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 0:06 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 40.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Seth Gecko up the right side, caught (3 yd gain) [tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] | Replay |
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 44 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: FREDDIE BROWN] | Replay |
| 14:20 | 4th & 1 | OWN 48 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 13:51 | 1st & 10 | OPP 48.5 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 13:19 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 46 | Andre Coronado pass to Crazy Hooligan WR up the right side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 12:35 | 1st & 10 | OPP 36.5 | Herman Munster III pitch to Dr. Eldon Tyrell [missed diving tackle: FELIX SORRENTO] [missed tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] to the left (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: INDIGO LARSON] | Replay |
| 11:57 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 34.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Jay "No Angel" Dobyns over the middle, caught (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: FREDDIE BROWN] | Replay |
| 11:26 | 1st & 10 | OPP 24.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Crazy hooligan WR2 up the left side [deflected by CLIVE BENSON] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:21 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 24.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Jay "No Angel" Dobyns up the right side, caught (13.5 yd gain) [tackle: SAM SELLECK] | Replay |
| 10:41 | 1st & 10 | OPP 11 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: DANIEL EMERY] to the left (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 10:04 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 8 | Herman Munster III pitch to Dr. Eldon Tyrell to the left (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] | Replay |
| 9:29 | 3rd & 7.5 | OPP 8.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught [TD] (8.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 9:25 | Extra point attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sharp Dressed Men 9:25 | ||||
| 9:25 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 51 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (24 yd return) [tackle: Bobby Bruce] | Replay | ||
| 9:20 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43 | PEARLY GATES rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: Jazon Voorhees] | Replay |
| 8:42 | 2nd & 7.5 | OWN 45.5 | BURGER MAN bad pass to BUCK NEKKID, hurried by Bobby Bruce, over the middle [deflected by Chihuahua House Alarm] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 8:37 | 3rd & 7.5 | OWN 45.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the left side, caught (2 yd gain) [tackle: Getoo DaChoppa] | Replay |
| 8:07 | 4th & 5.5 | OWN 47.5 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 41 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns [TD] (88.5 yd return) | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 7:48 | ||||
| 7:48 | Extra point attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., missed | Replay | ||
| Sharp Dressed Men 7:48 | ||||
| 7:48 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 48 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (27.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Viva Las Vegas] | Replay | ||
| 7:42 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49 | MEXICAN BLACKBIRD rush to the left (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Getoo DaChoppa] | Replay |
| 7:16 | 2nd & 6.5 | OPP 47 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the left side, caught (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ripple Moonshot] | Replay |
| 6:39 | 3rd & 4.5 | OPP 45.5 | BURGER MAN pass to BUCK NEKKID up the right side, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: Chihuahua House Alarm] | Replay |
| 6:22 | 1st & 10 | OPP 38.5 | CONCRETE AND STEEL rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Ripple Moonshot] | Replay |
| 6:07 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 37 | BURGER MAN pitch to PEARLY GATES [missed tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB] to the right (0.5 yd loss) [tackle: Dauphin of Viennois] | Replay |
| 5:44 | 3rd & 9 | OPP 37.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the left side, caught (2 yd gain) [tackle: Screamin' Banshee] | Replay |
| 5:21 | 4th & 7.5 | OPP 35.5 | 52.5 yd field goal attempted by ONE LEG MALLOY, missed | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 5:15 | ||||
| 5:15 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35.5 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (no gain) [tackle: FREDDIE BROWN] | Replay |
| 4:25 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 36 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 3:36 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 38 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side [deflected by FELIX SORRENTO] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 3:31 | 4th & 8 | OWN 38 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 30 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (3 yd return) [tackle: Judge Dredd] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 3:24 | ||||
| 3:24 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35.5 | PEARLY GATES rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Dauphin of Viennois] | Replay |
| 3:03 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 37 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the right side, caught (3 yd gain) [tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB2] | Replay |
| 2:44 | 3rd & 5 | OWN 40 | BURGER MAN bad pass to I GOT THE SIX over the middle, jumping catch attempt [deflected by Woody Norwood] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 2:38 | 4th & 5 | OWN 40 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 31 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (9.5 yd return) [tackle: FELIX SORRENTO] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 2:29 | ||||
| 2:29 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 43 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DALLAS EMERSON] | Replay |
| 1:55 | 3rd & 2.5 | OWN 45.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Sharp Dressed Men | Replay |
| 1:55 | 3rd & 2.5 | OWN 45.5 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: SLOMO BRADLEY] | Replay |
| 1:50 | 1st & 10 | OPP 50 | Defensive Timeout Called: Sharp Dressed Men | Replay |
| 1:50 | 1st & 10 | OPP 50 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: COLIN BRIDGES (Lower the Shoulder)] [missed diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] [missed tackle: FRANK SMITH] to the left (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CALICO BURNSIDE] | Replay |
| 1:41 | 2nd & 2.5 | OPP 42.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Sharp Dressed Men | Replay |
| 1:41 | 2nd & 2.5 | OPP 42.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the left (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: SAM SELLECK] | Replay |
| 0:50 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] | Replay |