Play by Play
| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Sharp Dressed Men 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 56 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (20 yd return) [diving tackle: Viva Las Vegas] | Replay | ||
| 14:55 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34.5 | BURGER MAN pass to VELCRO FLY up the right side [deflected by Crazy Hooligan CB2] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:50 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 34.5 | BURGER MAN pass to I GOT THE SIX over the middle (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:45 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 34.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the left side, caught (2.5 yd loss) [tackle: Getoo DaChoppa] | Replay |
| 14:10 | 4th & 12.5 | OWN 31.5 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 41 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (30.5 yd return) [diving tackle: CALICO BURNSIDE] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 13:59 | ||||
| 13:59 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42.5 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: DEWEY ELLIOT] | Replay |
| 13:29 | 2nd & 4.5 | OPP 37 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 12:59 | 3rd & 1 | OPP 33.5 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: SLOMO BRADLEY] [missed tackle: SAM SELLECK] up the middle (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 12:19 | 1st & 10 | OPP 27.5 | Andre Coronado bad pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™, hurried by DON TAYLOR, up the left side (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 12:13 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 27.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side [deflected by CORY BENDER] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 12:08 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 27.5 | Herman Munster III bad pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr., hurried by DALLAS EMERSON, over the middle [deflected by STEVE SOBERS] (incomplete - bad throw) | Replay |
| 12:01 | 4th & 10 | OPP 27.5 | 44.5 yd field goal attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [FG] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 11:56 | ||||
| 11:56 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 51 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (17 yd return) [tackle: Viva Las Vegas] | Replay | ||
| 11:52 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35.5 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC over the middle, caught (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Malik Burkett] | Replay |
| 11:27 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 36 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC over the middle [deflected by Crazy Hooligan LB] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 11:22 | 3rd & 9.5 | OWN 36 | BURGER MAN sacked by Zack Zona (4 yd loss) | Replay |
| 10:42 | 4th & 13.5 | OWN 32 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 33 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (9.5 yd return) [tackle: CALICO BURNSIDE] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 10:35 | ||||
| 10:35 | 1st & 10 | OWN 44.5 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: CORY BENDER] to the right (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] | Replay |
| 10:01 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 48.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| 9:33 | 3rd & 2.5 | OPP 48.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: FREDDIE BROWN] | Replay |
| 9:01 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43.5 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 8:25 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 41.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Crazy Hooligan WR up the left side, caught (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: CALICO BURNSIDE] | Replay |
| 7:42 | 1st & 10 | OPP 31 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: DALLAS EMERSON] | Replay |
| 7:03 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 29.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught (11 yd gain) [diving tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 6:34 | 1st & 10 | OPP 18.5 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 5:54 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 14 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side [deflected by CALICO BURNSIDE] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:49 | 3rd & 6 | OPP 14 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side [deflected by FELIX SORRENTO] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 5:44 | 4th & 6 | OPP 14 | 31 yd field goal attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [FG] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 5:40 | ||||
| 5:40 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 48 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (11.5 yd return) [tackle: Maxwell Welsh] | Replay | ||
| 5:37 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34 | BURGER MAN pitch to PEARLY GATES [missed tackle: Chihuahua House Alarm] to the right (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jazon Voorhees] | Replay |
| 4:55 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 34.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the left side, caught (9 yd gain) [diving tackle: Mordred Kingslayer] | Replay |
| 4:18 | 3rd & 0.5 | OWN 43.5 | CONCRETE AND STEEL rush up the middle (2 yd loss) [tackle: Dauphin of Viennois] | Replay |
| 3:42 | 4th & 2.5 | OWN 41.5 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 53 yd (out of bounds) | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 3:35 | ||||
| 3:35 | 1st & 10 | OWN 6 | Andre Coronado pass to Crazy Hooligan WR up the right side, caught (6.5 yd gain) [tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 3:00 | 2nd & 3.5 | OWN 12.5 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: CALICO BURNSIDE] up the middle (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 2:19 | 1st & 10 | OWN 16.5 | Andre Coronado screen pass to Richie Gecko to the left side, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 1:44 | 2nd & 5.5 | OWN 21 | Herman Munster III pass to King Chalamet over the middle, caught (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: IAN LAWSON] | Replay |
| 1:05 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Crazy Hooligan WR up the right side, caught (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 0:24 | 2nd & 3 | OWN 36.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |