Play by Play
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| Tombstone Hooligans 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught, knocked loose by CLIVE BENSON [deflected by CLIVE BENSON] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 14:55 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 40 | Andre Coronado pass to Crazy hooligan WR2 up the left side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 14:15 | 3rd & 4.5 | OWN 45.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [tackle: CALICO BURNSIDE] | Replay |
| 13:37 | 4th & 0.5 | OWN 49.5 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: SLOMO BRADLEY] | Replay |
| 12:56 | 1st & 10 | OPP 47.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| 12:31 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 44.5 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] | Replay |
| 12:00 | 3rd & 4.5 | OPP 42 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: CALICO BURNSIDE] | Replay |
| 11:23 | 4th & inches | OPP 38 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] | Replay |
| 10:47 | 1st & 10 | OPP 33 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 10:19 | 2nd & 7.5 | OPP 30.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side [deflected by FELIX SORRENTO] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 10:14 | 3rd & 7.5 | OPP 30.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Crazy hooligan WR2 over the middle, caught (17.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CLIVE BENSON] | Replay |
| 9:32 | 1st & 10 | OPP 13.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side [deflected by FELIX SORRENTO] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:26 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 13.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side [deflected by FELIX SORRENTO] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 9:20 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 13.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Crazy Hooligan WR up the right side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 8:43 | 4th & 4.5 | OPP 8 | 25 yd field goal attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [FG] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 8:39 | ||||
| 8:39 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 54 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (15 yd return) [tackle: Judge Dredd] | Replay | ||
| 8:36 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31.5 | CONCRETE AND STEEL rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: Dauphin of Viennois] | Replay |
| 8:09 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 33 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD to the left (2.5 yd loss) [tackle: Getoo DaChoppa] | Replay |
| 7:26 | 3rd & 11 | OWN 30.5 | BURGER MAN pass to TEN DOLLAR MAN over the middle (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:21 | 4th & 11 | OWN 30.5 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 40 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (13 yd return) [tackle: FELIX SORRENTO] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 7:13 | ||||
| 7:13 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: IAN LAWSON] [missed diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 6:34 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 46.5 | Andre Coronado pass to King Chalamet, hurried by DANIEL EMERY, over the middle, caught, knocked loose by CLIVE BENSON [deflected by CLIVE BENSON] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:28 | 3rd & 6.5 | OWN 46.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side [deflected by CALICO BURNSIDE] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:24 | 4th & 6.5 | OWN 46.5 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 25 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (3.5 yd return) [tackle: Jameson Whiskey] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 6:18 | ||||
| 6:18 | 1st & 10 | OWN 31.5 | MEXICAN BLACKBIRD rush up the middle (no gain) [tackle: Full House Herbert] | Replay |
| 5:37 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 31.5 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC over the middle, caught (12 yd gain) [tackle: Chihuahua House Alarm] | Replay |
| 4:57 | 1st & 10 | OWN 43.5 | CONCRETE AND STEEL rush up the middle (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: Lazaro Redd] | Replay |
| 4:19 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 47 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC up the right side, caught (1 yd gain) [tackle: Chihuahua House Alarm] | Replay |
| 3:45 | 3rd & 5.5 | OWN 48 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the left side, caught (3 yd gain) [tackle: Manny Mantoman] | Replay |
| 3:09 | 4th & 2.5 | OPP 49 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 30 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (6 yd return) [diving tackle: S T G N R 2] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 3:01 | ||||
| 3:01 | 1st & 10 | OWN 25 | Herman Munster III pass to King Chalamet over the middle, caught (13.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: INDIGO LARSON] | Replay |
| 2:21 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™, hurried by DEWEY ELLIOT, over the middle, caught (21.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 40 | Herman Munster III pass to Crazy Hooligan WR up the right side, caught (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 1:30 | 1st & 10 | OPP 30 | Andre Coronado pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught (8.5 yd gain) [tackle: IAN LAWSON] | Replay |
| 0:45 | 2nd & 1.5 | OPP 21.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Tombstone Hooligans | Replay |
| 0:45 | 2nd & 1.5 | OPP 21.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Jay "No Angel" Dobyns up the right side, caught (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] | Replay |
| 0:40 | 1st & 10 | OPP 11.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Tombstone Hooligans | Replay |
| 0:40 | 1st & 10 | OPP 11.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Jay "No Angel" Dobyns up the left side, caught (7 yd gain) [tackle: IAN LAWSON] | Replay |
| 0:35 | 2nd & 3 | OPP 4.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Tombstone Hooligans | Replay |
| 0:35 | 2nd & 3 | OPP 4.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Crazy hooligan WR2 up the right side, caught [TD] (4.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| 0:31 | Extra point attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sharp Dressed Men 0:31 | ||||
| 0:31 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 46 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (15.5 yd return) [tackle: Zack Zona] | Replay | ||
| 0:28 | 1st & 10 | OWN 40 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC over the middle, caught (2 yd gain) [tackle: Ripple Moonshot] | Replay |
| 0:23 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 42 | Offensive Timeout Called: Sharp Dressed Men | Replay |
| 0:23 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 42 | BURGER MAN pass to BLACK FLY, hurried by Malik Burkett, up the left side, caught (15 yd gain) [diving tackle: Getoo DaChoppa] | Replay |
| 0:18 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43 | Offensive Timeout Called: Sharp Dressed Men | Replay |
| 0:18 | 1st & 10 | OPP 43 | BURGER MAN pass to KO KO BLUE up the left side, caught (16 yd gain) [tackle: Crazy Hooligan CB] | Replay |
| 0:12 | 1st & 10 | OPP 27.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Sharp Dressed Men | Replay |
| 0:12 | 1st & 10 | OPP 27.5 | 44.5 yd field goal attempted by ONE LEG MALLOY, made [FG] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 0:08 | ||||
| 0:08 | Kickoff by ONE LEG MALLOY, 46 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (22.5 yd return) [tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] | Replay | ||
| 0:04 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught (11 yd gain) [tackle: INDIGO LARSON] | Replay |