Play by Play
| 3rd Quarter | ||||
| Tombstone Hooligans 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by ONE LEG MALLOY, 51 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (20 yd return) [tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK] | Replay | ||
| 14:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (4 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 14:19 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 43 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (5 yd gain) [tackle: DEWEY ELLIOT] | Replay |
| 13:44 | 3rd & 1.5 | OWN 47.5 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DALLAS EMERSON] | Replay |
| 13:11 | 1st & 10 | OPP 50 | Andre Coronado pass to Crazy Hooligan WR up the right side, caught (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: CORY BENDER] | Replay |
| 12:34 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 46 | Nick Mosley rush to the left (1.5 yd gain) [tackle: FRANK SMITH] | Replay |
| 12:08 | 3rd & 5 | OPP 44.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (2.5 yd gain) [tackle: INDIGO LARSON] | Replay |
| 11:34 | 4th & 2.5 | OPP 42 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 42 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 11:28 | ||||
| 11:28 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | PEARLY GATES rush to the right (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jazon Voorhees] | Replay |
| 10:50 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 20.5 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD to the left (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ripple Moonshot] | Replay |
| 10:06 | 3rd & 8 | OWN 22 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the left side, caught (3 yd loss) [tackle: Woody Norwood] | Replay |
| 9:40 | 4th & 11 | OWN 19 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 30 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (8 yd return) [tackle: S T G N R] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 9:33 | ||||
| 9:33 | 1st & 10 | OPP 40.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Crazy hooligan WR2 up the left side, caught (10 yd gain) [diving tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 8:50 | 2nd & inches | OPP 30.5 | Nick Mosley rush to the left (no gain) [tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 8:14 | 1st & 10 | OPP 30.5 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DANIEL EMERY] | Replay |
| 7:33 | 2nd & 8.5 | OPP 29 | Herman Munster III pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side [deflected by FRANK SMITH] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:28 | 3rd & 8.5 | OPP 29 | Andre Coronado pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side [deflected by CHRIS BRANDON] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 7:25 | 4th & 8.5 | OPP 29 | 46 yd field goal attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [FG] | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 7:20 | ||||
| 7:20 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 56 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (19.5 yd return) [tackle: Jameson Whiskey] | Replay | ||
| 7:16 | 1st & 10 | OWN 34 | PEARLY GATES rush [missed diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB] up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Full House Herbert] | Replay |
| 6:35 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 37 | BURGER MAN pitch to PEARLY GATES to the right (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Woody Norwood] | Replay |
| 6:09 | 3rd & 2 | OWN 42 | PEARLY GATES rush to the right (1 yd gain) [tackle: Dauphin of Viennois] | Replay |
| 5:39 | 4th & 1.5 | OWN 42.5 | MEXICAN BLACKBIRD rush up the middle (no gain) (turnover on downs) [diving tackle: Judge Dredd] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 5:36 | ||||
| 5:36 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42.5 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: INDIGO LARSON (Lower the Shoulder)] up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 4:55 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 40 | Andre Coronado pass to Vanishing Vito The Vaporizer™ up the left side [deflected by FELIX SORRENTO] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:50 | 3rd & 8 | OPP 40 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side [deflected by CLIVE BENSON] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:47 | 4th & 8 | OPP 40 | Punt by Neymar Jr. Jr., 40.5 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| Sharp Dressed Men 4:41 | ||||
| 4:41 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | BURGER MAN pass to BUCK NEKKID up the left side [deflected by Ripple Moonshot] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:37 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 20 | BURGER MAN pass to KO KO BLUE up the left side [deflected by Manny Mantoman] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:31 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 20 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC, hurried by Dauphin of Viennois, to the right side, caught (8.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ripple Moonshot] | Replay |
| 3:48 | 4th & 1.5 | OWN 28.5 | CONCRETE AND STEEL rush up the middle (1 yd loss) (turnover on downs) [diving tackle: Malik Burkett] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 3:45 | ||||
| 3:45 | 1st & 10 | OPP 27.5 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: STEVE SOBERS] | Replay |
| 3:19 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 25.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Jocko Willink up the right side, caught (22.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CALICO BURNSIDE] | Replay |
| 2:45 | 1st & G | OPP 3 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush [TD] up the middle (3 yd gain) | Replay |
| 2:41 | Extra point attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sharp Dressed Men 2:41 | ||||
| 2:41 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 52 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (47.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Bobby Bruce] | Replay | ||
| 2:32 | 1st & 10 | OPP 34.5 | BURGER MAN pass to MANIC MECHANIC over the middle, caught (4.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Crazy Hooligan LB] | Replay |
| 1:58 | 2nd & 5.5 | OPP 29.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to VELCRO FLY to the right side, caught (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: Chihuahua House Alarm] | Replay |
| 1:28 | 3rd & 3 | OPP 27.5 | CONCRETE AND STEEL rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: Full House Herbert] | Replay |
| 0:55 | 4th & 2.5 | OPP 27 | 44 yd field goal attempted by ONE LEG MALLOY, made [FG] | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 0:50 | ||||
| 0:50 | Kickoff by ONE LEG MALLOY, 50 yd, fielded by Crazy Hooligan Returns (19 yd return) [diving tackle: S T G N R] | Replay | ||
| 0:46 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39 | Nick Mosley rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 0:06 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 40.5 | Andre Coronado pass to Seth Gecko up the right side, caught (3 yd gain) [tackle: CLEMENT BORSCH] | Replay |