Play by Play
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| Sharp Dressed Men 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 40 | BURGER MAN pitch to MEXICAN BLACKBIRD to the left (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: Getoo DaChoppa] | Replay |
| 14:29 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 46 | CONCRETE AND STEEL rush [missed tackle: Ripple Moonshot] up the middle (3 yd gain) [tackle: Adrian Wilson] | Replay |
| 13:52 | 4th & inches | OWN 49.5 | CONCRETE AND STEEL rush up the middle (0.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Chihuahua House Alarm] | Replay |
| 13:17 | 1st & 10 | OWN 50 | BURGER MAN pass to BLACK FLY, hurried by Jazon Voorhees, up the left side [thrown away], out of bounds (incomplete) | Replay |
| 13:11 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 50 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC to the left side, caught (5.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: The Sack Man Jr. Jr.] | Replay |
| 12:26 | 3rd & 4.5 | OPP 44.5 | BURGER MAN screen pass to MANIC MECHANIC, hurried by Dauphin of Viennois, to the left side, caught (2 yd gain) [tackle: Judge Dredd] | Replay |
| 11:42 | 4th & 2.5 | OPP 42.5 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 44 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 11:36 | ||||
| 11:36 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Herman Munster III pass to Crazy Hooligan WR over the middle, caught (6 yd gain) [diving tackle: COLIN BRIDGES] | Replay |
| 11:00 | 2nd & 4 | OWN 26 | Andre Coronado pitch to Seth Gecko to the right (1 yd gain) [tackle: CLIVE BENSON] | Replay |
| 10:18 | 3rd & 3 | OWN 27 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: FORTUNE BESWICK (Stiff Arm)] to the right (5 yd gain) [tackle: SLOMO BENNETT] | Replay |
| 9:40 | 1st & 10 | OWN 32 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 9:15 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 33 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught (12 yd gain) [diving tackle: CHRIS BRANDON] | Replay |
| 8:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 45 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (0.5 yd gain) [tackle: INDIGO LARSON] | Replay |
| 8:20 | 2nd & 9.5 | OWN 45.5 | Herman Munster III pass to Stone Hands No Wheels Jr. up the left side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: IAN LAWSON] | Replay |
| 7:51 | 3rd & inches | OPP 45 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (4 yd gain) [diving tackle: DEWEY ELLIOT] | Replay |
| 7:07 | 1st & 10 | OPP 41 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (4 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: FREDDIE BROWN] | Replay |
| 6:40 | 2nd & 6 | OPP 37 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (2 yd gain) [diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |
| 6:00 | 3rd & 4 | OPP 35 | Herman Munster III pass to Richie Gecko up the left side, caught (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: CALICO BURNSIDE] | Replay |
| 5:11 | 4th & 1 | OPP 32 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush up the middle (7 yd gain) [tackle: FELIX SORRENTO] | Replay |
| 4:22 | 1st & 10 | OPP 25 | Nick Mosley rush [missed tackle: FREDDIE BROWN] [missed diving tackle: CORY BENDER] to the right (2 yd gain) [Big Hit diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 3:31 | 2nd & 8 | OPP 23 | Dr. Eldon Tyrell rush to the right (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: DAVID TEAL] | Replay |
| 2:42 | 3rd & 7 | OPP 22 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: DEWEY ELLIOT] [missed tackle: FRANK SMITH] up the middle (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: CALICO BURNSIDE] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 1st & 10 | OPP 14.5 | Andre Coronado pitch to Seth Gecko to the right (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: CLIVE BENSON] | Replay |
| 1:54 | 2nd & 2 | OPP 6.5 | Defensive Timeout Called: Sharp Dressed Men | Replay |
| 1:54 | 2nd & 2 | OPP 6.5 | Jocko Willink rush to the right (3.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: DENIS TANNER] | Replay |
| 1:49 | 1st & G | OPP 3 | Defensive Timeout Called: Sharp Dressed Men | Replay |
| 1:49 | 1st & G | OPP 3 | Nick Mosley rush [missed diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] to the right (3 yd gain) [TD] | Replay |
| 1:43 | Extra point attempted by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Sharp Dressed Men 1:43 | ||||
| 1:43 | Kickoff by Neil Rackers Jr. Jr., 57 yd, fielded by AFTER BURNER (20.5 yd return) [tackle: Viva Las Vegas] | Replay | ||
| 1:38 | 1st & 10 | OWN 33 | BURGER MAN pass to TEN DOLLAR MAN over the middle [deflected by Chihuahua House Alarm] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:32 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 33 | BURGER MAN pass to KO KO BLUE, hurried by Dauphin of Viennois, up the left side, caught (9 yd gain) [tackle: Crazy Hooligan CB] | Replay |
| 1:14 | 3rd & 1 | OWN 42 | BURGER MAN pass to VELCRO FLY, hurried by Woody Norwood, up the right side [deflected by Crazy Hooligan CB2] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:10 | 4th & 1 | OWN 42 | MEXICAN BLACKBIRD rush up the middle (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Judge Dredd] | Replay |
| 0:48 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46.5 | BURGER MAN pass to TEN DOLLAR MAN over the middle (dropped - incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:42 | 2nd & 10 | OWN 46.5 | BURGER MAN pass to KO KO BLUE, hurried by Full House Herbert, up the left side [deflected by Bobby Bruce] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:34 | 3rd & 10 | OWN 46.5 | BURGER MAN pass to VELCRO FLY up the right side [deflected by Crazy Hooligan CB2] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:28 | 4th & 10 | OWN 46.5 | Punt by JAKE THE PEG, 54.5 yds (touchback) | Replay |
| Tombstone Hooligans 0:21 | ||||
| 0:21 | 1st & 10 | OWN 20 | Herman Munster III pitch to Richie Gecko to the left (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: IAN LAWSON] | Replay |
| 0:16 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 23 | Defensive Timeout Called: Sharp Dressed Men | Replay |
| 0:16 | 2nd & 7 | OWN 23 | Nick Mosley rush to the right (1 yd gain) [diving tackle: DON TAYLOR] | Replay |